And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don'tBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings…

And: Rancho's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theaterBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind"). Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Ep…

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

We finished it! You can't say we didn't.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'étatBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

There's blood on your hands, listeners!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new songBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be badBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at onceBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft serverBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our houseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip ballsBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for cloutBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

You'll never guess what happenedBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" marketBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters gameBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha