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Two guys discussing the emperor's choice of clothing and trying to bring some reason to the state of affairs. Follow us wherever you get your podcasts. JWSP is short for John Wayne's Surge Protector and comes from lyrics in a Bloodhound Gang song (yeah we're classy like that) which say "John Wayne would never use a surge protector". After the election we started thinking of reasons of how the orange guy won another time. The most rational explanation is that the Democratic party is soft, the ...
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We discuss the operations that Ukraine was able to pull over the weekend while we rotted our brains on the couch ordering doordash and watching Survivor. Not only was it drones and strategic bomber mating season, multiple bridges in Russia succumbed to the power of gravity. Maybe not just gravity but the point is they fell. We discuss Elon's shiner…
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Today we talk about Elon's successes, or lack thereof, in Europe. Got some money to blow and want to be surrounded by fellow spineless bootlickers? Have we got the club that was tailor made for you. Now if you lack the money currently or if you are facing some criminal charges we got you covered as well. Today's episode we examine the amazing ROI's…
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Today we tackle another slew of alligator equivalent of the news. As always, Tesla and Ukraine at the top of the show with a life hack on how rushing the Capitol can get your family paid. Hope you weren't watching those woke traitors at Sesame Street because they've been 86'ed. Lastly the Trump administration is showing their Christian side and bri…
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Today we're diving into the subtle art of not giving a f*** when deploying Russian representatives to war negotiations. Learn negotiation techniques from the trump's current role model. If you didn't think that we need more jails in this country then you haven't heard about all the evil immigrants that are coming to kill you, steal your guns and re…
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It is tough to figure out what is the most riveting headline in today's world. I wish there was no breaking news every five minutes and every story more sensational than the other but what I wish for and what happens are not the same. Fearless leader is getting a plane. Carter sold a peanut farm, this guy is accepting a 400 mil plane. Why is Qatar'…
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100 deals in 100 days finally managed to get the first trade deal and we discuss what little is known about it. Petey's ineptitude is enough to carry over for two episodes, probably not in the right position to be this kind of useless. New Pope is an American but MAGA influencers ask the much needed question "What kind of American are you?" Spoiler…
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Today we touch base on the life and tribulations of what some consider the second most important person in the US government, a Fox & Friends host Petey Hegseth. DUI hire Pete promised to not drink alcohol if confirmed, the fact that he had to make that promise should tell you one thing and his position in this administration should tell you that i…
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Another week of content in the land of the free. Today we're talking Chechnya affairs, Ukraine's mineral deal and Elon's attempts at improv classes. Are they working? Is he funny? Are people actually forced to laugh to keep their jobs? Smart money is on the latter but you decide. Housekeeping: we are working on the sound issue on both our ends. We'…
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Today on Hot Take Tuesday, did meeting JD Vance lead the Pope to die? You be the judge. At a time of great loss you can always look to the beacon of positivity Marjorie Taylor Greene. Have you wanted financial success, stop being sick and smite your enemies but it is just taking oh way too long? Just do what Jesus did and buy yourself an angel. Com…
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Today we jump around more actively than a brainworm with an open court in RFK's brain. The usual suspects of TSLA ticker and Ukraine updates kick it off and then we are full steam ahead to the elections of our northern neighbor, dress snafus at the funeral, ActBlue and how they're evil, the NFL draft and what would happen if 23&me was ran by the go…
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Today we talk about how Russia decided to celebrate Palm Sunday and how the Ukrainians were trying to conceal their war planning by doing something no one has ever done in the history of war. Germany says "partner let me upgrade you" to Ukraine in the cruise missile department. Kersch bridge might have a few lanes closed for repairs soon. While bei…
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What's the title say? Yeah we're talking guns and how the current administration is rolling back regulation on your rights to buy bunker busters. We do a dive on what is needed to get a gun, things you can do at shady gun stores and work arounds should you have a nasty blemish on your record like beating your wife and/or kids. Also tune in and find…
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Today we continue talking about Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia and his inconvenient trip to CECOT. Talking about the multiple failures the gov't experienced in the court system before they found their tried and true Supreme Court fallback in Justice Roberts. We discuss why golf trips are more fun than having to watch dead US servicemembers returning …
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Happy post Liberation day everyone. Hopefully you bought your car and everything else you will ever need before today. I know it's been a while since WW2 but we are slow rolling into to the 4th Reich here. Did not have elected representatives in Texas would be quoting the Nazi party but here we are. We talk about an influencer in Florida and wonder…
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Starting off this episode with clear guidelines on what respectable people wear when visiting trump and sliding right on over to Europe in a flashback to the 40's. We talk about the administration actually admitting it wrongfully deported someone and why it's not a nothing burger. Take time to check in with the Middle East in this edition of "Hey w…
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We've all been there before, you and the boys are planning munition packages and designating targets for Tomahawk cruise missiles and your one boy adds the editor from a newspaper to the group chat. Sounds like an episode of The New Girl but the girl is a reporter and you're the Secretary of Defense for the US planning a strike in the Middle East. …
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That hint of spice you may be tasting in your drinking water will more likely be feces than bergamot thanks to a Supreme Court ruling. We touch on opening the door back on the dual water fountains design of Jim Crow. Contrary to Trump's last airline venture the deportation flights to Venezuela seem to be picking up steam and Elon is quite amazed th…
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Today we're touching up on all the fiscally sound policies being passed by our elected leaders, real estate development plans for gentrifying Gaza and effective talking strategies if you got your job because they tried to kill the previous guy. Join us as we try to explain the current things that are making you consider Xanax. Got input? Send it he…
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Today we talk about the night time think tank sessions happening while Republicans try to ram tax cuts for the ultra wealthy through the legislature. Listen an example of actually fighting back by Governor Janet Mills. What idiot negotiated the previous trade agreements that orange Jesus despises? Brand new segment of in/out with plagiarism from th…
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