Best Avocados (Carissa Podcasts (2025)

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No Comfort Zones: Facing the Stories That Change Everything 44:21

23h ago44:21

44:21

This week, we’re stepping way outside our comfort zones—and inviting you to do the same. In this episode, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa drop the filters and dive into the headlines that keep us up at night: Trump’s sweeping new travel ban and its ripple effects on millions of families, the ongoing humanitarian crises in Gaza and Ukraine, and the relent…

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The Gag Order Part 2: Pretty in Pink (Bracket), Petty on Purpose | Drag Race Allstars 10 (Minisode 2) 50:08

3d ago50:08

50:08

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Pink Bracket: Drama, Designs & Delusions | Gag Order Episode Review Welcome back to the Gag Order! In this episode, we dive into the glitter-soaked world of the Pink Bracket Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10. Join us as we break down the runway looks, the drama, and the unforgettable performances from the f…

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Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun 1:13:43

5d ago1:13:43

1:13:43

Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun—has been rebranded, repackaged, and rebooted for adulthood. From alcoholic Sunny D to Barbie movies and mushroom-infused “wellness” drinks, Peter, Shaun…

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Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 58:09

8d ago58:09

58:09

Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 🧠🌍💬 From Tokyo to Toronto, millennials are losing our collective minds—and this time, it’s not just the algorithm’s fault. In this brutally honest, chaotically comforting episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the gang (Peter, Shaun, and Carissa) dives deep into the global mental health cris…

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Hot Girl Walks, and Internalized Misogyny 1:07:19

12d ago1:07:19

1:07:19

🎧 Hot Girl Walks and Internalized Misogyny This week, we lace up our sneakers and take a long, emotionally loaded stroll through the twisted world of fitness culture, social media, and—yep—internalized misogyny. From silent cardio competition at the gym to the curated chaos of “Hot Girl Walk” TikToks, we unpack how societal pressure turns wellness …

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Am I The Asshole? Probably, But Let's Discuss. 59:32

15d ago59:32

59:32

Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths of Reddit’s infamous Am I the Asshole (AITA) subreddit—and spoiler alert: everyone kind of sucks. From a dry wedding where guests had to secretly pay …

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The Gag Order| Drag-Race All Stars 10 (Minisode 1) 23:46

18d ago23:46

23:46

The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Join our queer millennial hosts as they break down each episode with fashion critiques, entrance look reviews, and hot takes on your favorite drag queens…

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We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) 1:03:06

19d ago1:03:06

1:03:06

💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in the egg aisle, Shaun and Peter spiral into the absolute absurdity of trying to exist in a world where rent is a joke, healthcare is a scam, and your f…

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Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around The World! 54:38

22d ago54:38

54:38

🎧 Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World!🌈 Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a rainbow rocket to explore Pride around the world. From the riotous roots of Stonewall to the boat parades of Amsterdam and yodeling queens in Switzerland, we’re diving deep into how LG…

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Spiraling Into Summer: Work Woes, Family Chaos, and Pride Pre-Gaming 1:08:12

26d ago1:08:12

1:08:12

Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers. This week, Shaun, Peter, and Carissa are serving up a mess of work horror stories, family legends, and vacation chaos—plus a glitter-drenched preview of Pride season. From greasy bosses and group chat dr…

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Closed For Maintenance, Emotional Labor Isn't Free! 1:07:55

29d ago1:07:55

1:07:55

Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolicited vent sessions—without losing your mind (or your snacks). Expect unfiltered rants, relatable chaos, and a twist you won’t see coming. Join Peter and the crew as they unpack the re…

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No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs) 59:30

1M ago59:30

59:30

No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs) In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perfectly filtered layers of social media to talk real authenticity in the age of clout-chasing. From TikTok trends and music culture to the emotional chaos of parenting and the hot mess…

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Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can't Recycle 1:06:42

1M ago1:06:42

1:06:42

Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can’t Recycle Is the planet burning or is that just our anxiety again? (Spoiler: it’s both.) In this chaotic, cathartic episode, the hosts unpack eco-anxiety, corporate greenwashing, and the emotional spiral of trying to save the world with a reusable tote. From personal sustainability fails to pop culture hypocrisy, …

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ChatGPT Take The Wheel (And Crash It) 1:00:53

1M ago1:00:53

1:00:53

ChatGPT Take the Wheel (and Crash It) 💥 Technology is taking over. And honestly? It's kind of judging you. From your morning playlist to your doomscrolling addiction, AI is everywhere—and in this episode, we’re side-eying it from every angle. The Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into how artificial intelligence is messing with our relatio…

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Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed 1:05:37

1M ago1:05:37

1:05:37

Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the hosts tumble headfirst into the modern hellscape known as the subscription economy—where everything from your favorite shows to your weather app demands a monthly fee, and somehow you’re still watching ads. 🫠 From streaming services that cost more than ca…

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Minisode 1: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats 31:27

2M ago31:27

31:27

Minisode: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats Because sometimes the only reps we’re getting in are emotional. In our very first Apocalypse & Avocados minisode, Carissa dives headfirst into the barbell-laden battleground between mental health and physical fitness. Joined by Peter and Shaun (aka the chaotic support group you didn’t ask for), the trio unpacks …

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Apocalypse & Avocados Podcast Trailer 2:01

2M ago2:01

2:01

Want an idea of what you will get if you tune into our podcast? Well, just listen to this trailer! Peter will walk you through some of what you can expect. Spoiler alert! It's giving queer chaos, millennial existential dread, and pop culture breakdowns with a side of avocado. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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Judgment Is My Love Language 1:02:18

2M ago1:02:18

1:02:18

We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Oz…

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Oops, My Petty is Showing... 1:02:21

2M ago1:02:21

1:02:21

Oops, My Petty Is Showing… This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams volumes to the “accidental” office microwave sabotage, we’re diving deep into revenge stories, workplace pettiness, and the little indignities that push …

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Millennials Killed It And Gen Z Buried It 1:11:21

2M ago1:11:21

1:11:21

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, Gen Z, and the up-and-coming Gen Alpha. From Crocs to capitalism, department store deaths to digital dominance, we dive into how each generation shaped…

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Astrology Made Me Do It: Using the Stars As Scapegoats 1:00:26

2M ago1:00:26

1:00:26

✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountability? Never heard of her. We’re spilling tea on birth charts, messy relationships, and why millennials and Gen Z treat astrology like a cosmic coping me…

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Exes, Hexes & Hot Messes: Dating Disasters, Hookup Horror Stories, & Friendly Fire 56:40

2M ago56:40

56:40

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything, and we’re here for it.) We’re diving headfirst into the flaming dumpster fire that is modern dating. From chaotic hookup horror s…

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Do What You Love and Other Lies We Were Told 1:06:51

2M ago1:06:51

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Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”—sure, but why are we still broke and burnt out? In this episode, we call bullshit on the millennial dream job myth, swap stories of passion turning into paychecks (or not), and ask: is loving your job even possible when rent is due? Plus, we veer into the world of bizarre wellness trends—ye…

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Quiet Quitting, Burnout, and Boundaries: Millennials VS. Hustle Culture 59:33

2M ago59:33

59:33

Burnt out? Over it? Quiet quitting isn’t a vibe—it’s a goddamn survival tactic. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite queer trio drags toxic hustle culture through the mud and lights it on fire with a scented candle from Target. We’re talking burnout, boundaries, and the sacred art of doing exactly what yo…

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Drag, Delusion, and Dumbassery: A Pop Culture Exorcism 1:06:17

2M ago1:06:17

1:06:17

Darlings, welcome to the sparkliest breakdown you didn’t know you needed. In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving into the rhinestone-studded rabbit hole of pop culture escapism — where love is blind, drag queens reign supreme, and Lady Gaga is our patron saint of serotonin. We dish on the current state of reality TV (spoiler: it’s a…

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Toxic Besties & Ghosted Group Chats: Surviving Friendship Breakups 57:02

2M ago57:02

57:02

In this hilariously dark and brutally honest episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we're tackling the messy world of queer friendships—from ghosted group chats to toxic besties. Ever wonder why maintaining friendships feels like a full-time job? Or why your BFF suddenly vanished quicker than your last Tinder match? We dive into the hilarious horrors of…

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Rent, Debt, & Other Shit That's Killing Us Slowly! 50:29

3M ago50:29

50:29

Rent, debt, and overpriced pork chops—welcome to another episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, where your hosts Shaun, Carissa, and Peter tackle the financial dumpster fire that's slowly roasting us alive. Join us as we dive deep into the reality of skyrocketing rent prices (spoiler: it's terrifying), the elusive concept of "cost of living," and uncove…

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Swiping Through the Shitstorm: Dating Apps in the Apocalypse 50:13

3M ago50:13

50:13

Welcome to the Beginning of the End (and Also, the Beginning of This Podcast) It’s finally happening. The world might be spiraling, but we figured—why not spiral with it… together? Welcome to the very first episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the podcast where three queer millennials (who should be in therapy but chose podcasting instead) sip cocktai…

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Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

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No Comfort Zones: Facing the Stories That Change Everything 44:21

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The Gag Order Part 2: Pretty in Pink (Bracket), Petty on Purpose | Drag Race Allstars 10 (Minisode 2) 50:08

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Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun 1:13:43

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Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 58:09

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Hot Girl Walks, and Internalized Misogyny 1:07:19

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Am I The Asshole? Probably, But Let's Discuss. 59:32

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The Gag Order| Drag-Race All Stars 10 (Minisode 1) 23:46

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We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) 1:03:06

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Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around The World! 54:38

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Spiraling Into Summer: Work Woes, Family Chaos, and Pride Pre-Gaming 1:08:12

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Closed For Maintenance, Emotional Labor Isn't Free! 1:07:55

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No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs) 59:30

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Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can't Recycle 1:06:42

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ChatGPT Take The Wheel (And Crash It) 1:00:53

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Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed 1:05:37

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Minisode 1: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats 31:27

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Apocalypse & Avocados Podcast Trailer 2:01

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Judgment Is My Love Language 1:02:18

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Oops, My Petty is Showing... 1:02:21

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Millennials Killed It And Gen Z Buried It 1:11:21

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Astrology Made Me Do It: Using the Stars As Scapegoats 1:00:26

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Exes, Hexes & Hot Messes: Dating Disasters, Hookup Horror Stories, & Friendly Fire 56:40

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Do What You Love and Other Lies We Were Told 1:06:51

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Quiet Quitting, Burnout, and Boundaries: Millennials VS. Hustle Culture 59:33

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Drag, Delusion, and Dumbassery: A Pop Culture Exorcism 1:06:17

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Toxic Besties & Ghosted Group Chats: Surviving Friendship Breakups 57:02

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Rent, Debt, & Other Shit That's Killing Us Slowly! 50:29

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Swiping Through the Shitstorm: Dating Apps in the Apocalypse 50:13

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