Send us a text That's right folks. We are back in action. Had to make some life adjustments but here we are! We start out asking about songs with the word hello in it and Lionel Richie. We talk asthma triggers and hickory smoked sheepskin. We ask Would You Rather eat a raw oyster or someone else’s booger? We definitely don’t end up talking about po…

Send us a text In this clips-a-plenty episode we talk spidergasms, CRYPTIC CLICKBAIT and Danny Devito movies. We give a full review of the new VENOM movie and get emotional talking about our newest binge show, DEAD TO ME. JT divulges some details of his new BOUNTY HUNTER script. We riff on why sideboob is a thing but why not sidedong? BG teaches us…

Send us a text BG tries out her new Stand up routine but it's not what you think. We talk CYCLONE SNOW BOMBS and other weather scare words. JT reveals a pet peeve about stuff on your dashboard. JT talks about his newest project, selling your script and going to the theatre these days. Remember sticky floors and old vinyl seats? BG talks about putti…

Send us a text JT corrects a GILA MONSTER mistake and talks ripped muscles. We discuss semi legal vs barely legal. We ask if BOLOGNA loaf hot dogs are a thing in this tube shaped food centric episode. We talk about our recent storm and some big gusts. We're excited to see a local play called THE ELEPHANT SONG. We compare comedy movies Superbad vs. …

Send us a text WE'RE BAAAAAACK!! We talk about getting sick and eating a lot of soup. We ask What’s your favourite classic monster? We binged every episode of ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING and give it a full review. We discuss the new season of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS and the weird state of comedies these days. Salty gets a tick and the horseys ge…

Send us a text Welcome to the Adjusting Mic Podcast! We start out asking wouldn’t it be weird to be scooped up like a kitten? We delve full bore into our newest favourite movie Deadpool & Wolverine! Somehow we pepper in some Tom Bombadil info and we ask if Walton Goggins & Giorgio Tsoukalos have the same hairdresser? We try to translate a list of n…

Send us a text Well, we took a week break but not a weak break. We figure out JT’s new rap name, Notorious A.S.T.H.M.A. We start off talking about seat sniffers, BG takes care of Horsey lady bits injuries and JT tells a horror story of his buddy's bits getting snagged on a tree! We talk about LOSING WEIGHT and utilizing a dog for a walking buddy. S…

Send us a text We come out soft and quiet this episode talking about making gates and fence sharks! We talk work bees, horsey shelters and promiscuous sand. We hear JT's big apology for last week’s mistake. We tell some fake n bake news and discover censors actually make things funnier and way more graphic. We discuss the Seinfeld 'not that there’s…

Send us a text Happy 100!! We come out soft riding our Flaccid unicorn. JT displays his catfish moustache and we discover Marcin and his musical hands. We talk about the weird flick, HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS and discuss things turning 100 this year. We talk Wheaties, Vladimir Lenin, Kleenex, Hitler and Band-Aids. Did you know Tampons used to have cocain…

Send us a text This was a biggie worthy of 99 episodes! We come out talking COLD TURKEY, ALGORITHMS, and introduce our new character, Kevin Breakin! We talk obscure olympic sports and what sports should be in there, like BALLOON VOLLEYBALL. We touch on tiny writing and carving and we definitely don't want to talk more about breakdancing but it's in…

Send us a text Welcome to The Slept In Podcast, We start out discussing JT's workout routine featuring more taint pain while BG sings that famous George Michael song, BONE TO SEAT. We talk about The Dan Band, Slipknot and throw out some bad Michael Jackson jokes. B-G asks why guys pockets are bigger than ladies. We talk Shoresy, Big Brother and Big…

Send us a text This one starts out a little raunchy. We come out clapping and inevitably end up discussing the clap! We rave about a visit with one of our favourite little buddies Harlan and learn kids and dogs sometimes don't play the same games. We don't know babies! We break down the 4th wall talking about BUG APOCALYPSES, puzzles, MICHELANGELO'…

Send us a text We start out deep in the sand talking about JT's dad's visits. We talk about CASTLES FOR SALE and JT does his Shakira impression. We get hyped about Flava Flav and discuss how Olympic athletes have to pay their own way. We tackle some Facebook audience topics starting with Kale's Question corner where we talk CHEEZ WHIZ, CYBERTRUCKS,…

Send us a text Strap yourselves in folks! We talk about pretty much everything controversial in this one! First, We come out with our O faces on for the Olympics. BG talks about competing for Canada in Washington for the Hair Olympics and shows off her FIREY jacket. We discuss the OPENING CEREMONIES SCANDAL and end up talking about people's Toleran…

Send us a text We come out with a little Hip Hop Hooray Hooooo and realize we're actually pretty Wholesome by Nature. We enjoy talking about B-G's braids and bumbleberry pie. Where did the word bumble come from? We ask how conductive are your fingernails? Does reiki and other touch healing work when they have nail polish? We've been watching the OL…

Send us a text We make hay while the sun is shining and BG brings out a Dune deep cut. We throw out some Half-Ass facts and talk about Skipping school and quitting jobs back in the day. We get a little deep talking about hidden depression symptoms, childhood anxiety and how there seems to be more help and awareness for that kinda thing nowadays. We…

Send us a text We come out in full accents discussing racism and humour! Supplies!! We touch on UHF and Weird Al Yankovic. We drive tangent road all the way around the block. JT comes up with a new intro song theme song and we ask if dogs wore pants, how would they fit? We inevitably move on to CAT DRESSES, CHARLIE CHAPLIN & HITLER MUSTACHES. We fi…

Send us a text We delve into EQUINOXES, SOLSTICES, MERIDIANS and TROPICS and JT comes up with his new wobble theory. We talk school reunions and ask if FACEBOOK should be purely for fun? BG talks about Facebook dicks and thankful that sometimes the GARBAGE takes itself out. BG lays out the details of her recent horsey meditation, we touch on our ow…

Send us a text Sorry for the weird audio in the beginning, it gets better. We break out talking dish piles and brownies, but not what you think. We mention Anthony Bourdain and somehow transfer to Hot dog, pierogi, broccoli water. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! We find out where the term SCOT-FREE comes from? We talk about the show Upload and hash out our UL…

Send us a text We talk about the show UPLOAD and the many aspects of a DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. JT gets flared up talking about reactive skin and Battlebits! We realize we've heard of armoires but are there legoires? We go down the hole discussing OUTER RANGE and JT's man crush on Josh Brolin. We talk Snake sanctuaries and ask What would your pets look l…

Send us a text BG goes 24/7 horsey and JT gets needy. We talk MUTT & JEFF which inevitably leads to talking SHEEP MEAT. We discuss our Foul mouthed parrot friends and BG's birthday present. We share the recipe for our newest treat, ORANGE JULIUS. We ponder if there's watermelons, are there other ELEMENTAL MELONS? What about other foods? Why isn't W…

Send us a text Well we have a couple false starts with this one and determine that podcasts are hard. We have a new character to work on, PUNOCCHIO! We ask Would You Rather WATERMELON OR CANTALOUPE? We ask our audience if they have any Would You Rathers for us? We discover what a BLINTZ is realize we definitely want one with a BONG. BG talks dairy …

Send us a text We come in singing, jacked up and ask Do you guys have any weird nicknames for your clothes? Apparently we do. We talk JT's new obsession Welcome To WREXHAM and BG's old obsession, DUNE 2. JT talks about kickin up the sarcasm notch to profile people and BG gives the lowdown on growing veggies! We shamelessly put the call out for any …

Send us a text We go a little long on this one but don't worry folks, we solve all the world's problems in this episode. JT comes out not hot and we discuss how important it is to feel all your feels. We talk scary PILOT TRICKS and being not kind to your body when you're younger. For some reason we talk about MOWING and fertilizers. Do they still m…

Send us a text Happy Birthday to BG!! She talks all about the damn ROBINS going after the peas and we find out about JT's birthday traditions using his FINE ART. Also, Happy Birthday to Qveen Herby! We talk weird weather and horsey playtime. Warning: JT does some white mansplaining about race relations. We tell stories from our sordid employment pa…

Send us a text We come out asking Do you have any weird CHEERS rules? We learn that EVERY DAY IS KIDS DAY. JT recites one of his favourite SNL sketches and we make a new drinking game out of it. Heads up, we get a little emotional thinking of newly departed friends. We touch on the new Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast and we get political talk…

Send us a text We come in with a HEAD FULL OF POLLEN and discover Nap Time is the Best Time. JT explains why he doesn't look forward to sleeping and we learn that a carb crash is better than a car crash. We talk pee dreams, dream workouts and JT delivers a shovel sandwich while talking about a violent dream. We hear a couple new JT catchphrases and…

Send us a text We told ourselves we weren't gonna cry this time. We talk to Jason and Bobbie Foolery about eating MAPLE BLOSSOMS and SOURDOCK. We hear all about JT's big package thanks to QUADIES.COM. Hey, do snails SLITHER, SLIDE OR SLINK? BG weaves a tale of wiping and cutting slug juice from the dog's face and we finally learn why ducks can eat …

Send us a text JT comes in hot n sexy with his deep voice and BG tells us about accidental tie dye. Hey, remember CHIP & PEPPER? We find out BG is a 2 timer when it comes to horses. BG talks trail maintenance, and you get to hear a little about how the sausage is made. BG talks artificial insemination and JT learns about horse genitalia. BG channel…

Send us a text We start off with some grooming and primping and discuss adult acne. We explain our 'technical difficulties' and ask What do they call oil on a DUCK'S BACK? BG shows off her new riding skirt and we ask Why the hell don't women's clothes have pockets? We learn that JT is an excellent SALAD TOSSER and somehow we end up talking about fe…

Send us a text This week it's the We can't hold a doggie podcast. We come in firing with the wrong STAYIN ALIVE lyrics and JT tells us a bad ORANGUTAN story. We learn that Big Jaguar is all about the profits and discover JT's secret hobby about animals. JT talks about getting laid-off and thinks about a possible career change as Doctor Dance! BG re…

Send us a text We come in hot with our mouths stuffed full of COOKIES and what could be the WORLD'S THICKEST TONGUE. We talk music, sing badly and try a few tongue twisters. BG goes for cutest BUTTON NOSE record and tells us about passive vs dynamic meditation. BG talks about her recent horsey awareness sessions and the crazy price of HAY these day…

Send us a text We ask a lot of questions in this one. Where did the term chapped ass come from? Notice how you don't really hear radio or TV static anymore? How long does it take a snail to grow their shell? We learn about the phrase “Blowing smoke up your ass”, it's real origin and discover it's tied to the founding of the Royal Humane Society. Do…

Send us a text We come in hard talking PUZZLES and Jason Bateman's beard. We discuss the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE and compare it to the first season. We discuss the logistics of online grocery shopping while living on a REMOTE ISLAND. JT does his best impression of SCATMAN and BG laments about Lip sync scheduling. We praise Cortesradio.ca and d…

Send us a text DISCLAIMER: May contain some nasty medical talk! Actually, it definitely does BUT not a lot. Always remember, Life is a bowelance. We tell you why we've taken an extended leave as JT tells us about his recent hospital stay. BG explains Galentine's Day to us and she stabs a bee??? We talk Horse riding, HORSEY MEDITATION and getting in…

Send us a text We start out using GIRAFFES as measurement tools and somehow PUPPY TOY stuffing leads to STUFFED MUSHROOMS. We tell the heroic details of a recent horse rescue and how amazing SERENDIPITY can be sometimes. We are super thankful to our community and island for their love and support. JT discusses his journey to a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD…

Send us a text HAPPY NEW YEAR! We talk super cute doggie toys and JT shows his disdain for seatbelts. We discuss cordless phones and old school TV shows. You'll get to hear our rendition of the NIGHT COURT theme song and we recap a controversial Cheers episode. We reminisce about sweet birthday parties with awesome friends. BG talks horse riding wi…

Send us a text Another singsong episode full of carols and memories. We ask WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG? What trendy toys were you into? Do you remember POUND PUPPIES??? We talk Gift disappointments and discuss the dangers of CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS, BG tells us of her custom made doll and we discuss our favourite CHRISTMAS MEMORY. We talk abo…

Send us a text We come in singing and don't really stop for the whole episode. We talk friendly gut biomes and SNL. We jump around a bit in the beginning trying to take care of an EXCITED PUPPY! Pardon the squeaky ball in the background. We ask what is your favourite CHRISTMAS CARTOON? BG confuses her ancient asian warriors and we find out that lit…

Send us a text We come in full of energy and ponder the vast differences between HANGING IN and HANGING OUT. We end up cruising down a gross road while talking about COLDSORES. Turns out we don't know much about GOATS or SHEEP when we discuss new ideas for anti fatigue mats. We get fancy talking about TIARAS and SILVERWARE, HEY! Have you heard of t…

Send us a text We come out SUPER ENERGETIC and definitely not feeling any PUPPY EXHAUSTION....We talk puppy safety and ferry rides to the town vet. Turns out puppy teeth are called milk teeth. We discover what you're scratching when you scratch your SCRATCHER TICKETS. We learn of a new study that shows ELEPHANTS GIVE EACH OTHER DISTINCT NAMES. Hey,…

Send us a text This episode gets awkward right from the jump but ends with a CUTE PUPPY!! JT brings out his inner CHEERLEADER. We ask DO YOU SHOWER AT THE GYM? and discuss the difficulties of swass all day at work. BG loves the puppy shampoo because it gives her a shiny coat. We discover raising a puppy is tough, especially the BREAST FEEDING. We t…

Send us a text Sorry we're late but a 35 hour POWER OUTAGE & a NEW PUPPY is a couple good excuses. Yes we got a new puppy doggie!! We also show off BG's new TATTOO and talk about how your first tattoo has so much meaning. We talk about natives using GATOR WRESTLING to make revenue. We take a hard turn and talk about SERIAL KILLER ED GEIN and how he…

Send us a text BINGO! You found another fun filled episode! We come out swinging with a "unique” method of feminine hygiene and some sweet trucker talk. The bulk of the episode is dedicated to our beautiful friends, FUNGI and MYCELIUM. We discuss a PAUL STAMETS Talk about mushrooms boosting your immunity to help curb the inevitable upcoming VIRAL S…

Send us a text It's HALLOWEEN so we start off a little...CREPEY!! We also discuss 90s sitcom The Drew Carey Show and ask What was your FAVOURITE SITCOM or feel good sitcom? We show you BG's JELLYFISH COSTUME and a glimpse of the super exclusive party we attended. halloween party, BG gets emotional and JT gets sing-songy while we learn about BOHEMIA…

Send us a text BG walks and talks wolf encounters. We ask, How do you know if a dog whistle is working? We talk Suzanne Somers & Three's Company. The saga of Horse a coaster meets Scamville! We discuss the super sweet Jules movie and ask you to come up with your own human/animal hybrid for a specific job. We talk Thirteen Ghosts and Halloween costu…

Send us a text We ask Why is there different dates for AMERICAN and CANADIAN Thanksgiving? JT lays down bad health tips such as "You gotta bulk it up before you tone it out!" BG talks riding skirts and being able to tell communities apart from the colours of their blankets. BG talks butterfly tattoos and JT brings out his inner Ryan Reynolds. We he…

Send us a text We divulge the secret of the UNDERGROUND PUPPET FIGHTING LEAGUE. We go back and forth of the rules of CHICKEN FIGHTS – Is the bottom person allowed to kick and trip? WINE FLOODS the streets in Portugal and we hear JT's theory with Elon and Twitter. We learn that algorithms are hard and JT doesn't understand TikTok. JT talks Horse jum…

Send us a text JT comes out Pumping Iron and we discuss new show JUSTIFIED: CITY PRIMEVAL. The horse a coaster gets a little emotional on this one. BG tells us how changing your hair changes your reality. We rant about the dumbest light fixture ever made! BG tells us the cutest story about super CUTE CHINCHILLAS. We bring up The Golden Compass and …

Send us a text We smartly figure out that Bewitched and I dream of Genie were different shows. Jason Bollywood shows up and we talk functioning drug addicts. How much do you trust your doctor? We get a little gross with some medical talk. We discuss weed growing and watching movies with dad. BG goes for a walk and a bike ride. We figure out lycanth…