Have you ever seen those "special" TV shows or movies - you know the ones - the ones that are so wonderfully unintentionally bad that they bring you so much joy, and captivate you, but for all the wrong reasons? Well, we here at B-Watch Rewatch absolutely live for these underdog gems, and felt it our duty to bring their incredible, ridiculous, bat sh*t stories to light in our own unique, hilarious way. So buckle up, busters, and please allow us, Kaydence and Kolin, a sibling duo who share a ...
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Let us tell you a tale... Once upon a time, there was a film that caused Kolin to fall down a deep, dark, hole of madness and fury... He hit rock bottom that day. And he's never been the same again. That movie was Face/Off And just like the main characters of this movie, he emerged a different person. Today we are revisiting that journey with a new…
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Re-Edited, Re-Mastered, Re-wind: UNINVITED
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1:05:32This week we are revisiting an episode of Kolin's choice... It's the story of a cat...within a cat... but the cat within the cat is a demon cat... we think? It's the least efficient creature to prey on people, and they aimed really high, but we're not sure it was a homerun. Come with us for the code red, runaway cat, college kids on spring break, a…
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Re-Edited, Re-Mastered, Re-Release: Battlefield Earth
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1:34:12Last week we re-released listener favorite, Hell Comes to FrogTown... This week, Kaydence chose her favorite episode (well, definitely in the top three, it's so hard to choose!): BATTLEFIELD EARTH This episode still makes us cry laughing, and it will always bring us joy. We originally recorded this for Kaydence's birthday a couple of years ago... b…
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New and Improved ReRelease: Hell Comes to Frogtown
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57:53While we are in B-tween (get it?) seasons, we are revisiting (and re-editing) some of our favorite episodes... Hell Comes to Frogtown is a listener favorite. It's by far our most downloaded episode and it's easy to see (hear?) why. The movie itself is wild, and things get silly as we try to figure out the logistics of Human/Frog Reproduction. Beaut…
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This was a movie that scared parents and children equally... When the country was in the grips of the Satanic Panic, some groups tried to make us believe that games like Dungeons and Dragons would actually infect the brains of the youths and cause permanent insanity because they render the players unable to delineate the game from reality and playe…
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We picked Willow for this week, and right after we finished recording, it was announced that Val Kilmer had passed... We are so sad, we loved him so much, and we are so happy we were able to revisit this Val Kilmer classic at a serendipitous time. May you rest in peace, Madmartigan. Willow is an 80s fantasy adventure in the theme of movies that sca…
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This was requested for our current season because of the lasting nightmares caused by the ghost of Large Marge for many children of the 80s... We didn't know what to expect, but we loved Pee Wee and his big adventure! This movie has it all -- contraptions, hitchhiking, bike thieves, psychics, ghost truckers, rodeos, creepy medical clowns, and The A…
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Because we are doing a season of the movies that scared the sh*t out of us as kids, we have re-edited our Return to Oz Episode to re-lease it as part of this season, since it fits right in! This version of Oz is absolute Nightmare Fuel, but we guess we also got Bellina out of it, so it's not all bad! Join us for a headless Queen, a Gay King who lov…
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The Peanut Butter Solution has no solution... There isn't even an equation. There are a dozen different story lines and we never really get a clear picture of any of them... Michael has had a fright and is dealing with a devastating case of baldness, Connie is out of control in every way, and Suze is just desperately trying to keep her family toget…
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If you've ever wondered what it would like to see your nightmares put to film... wonder no more. The Garbage Pail Kids has it all: a kid with no home, a sweat shop, space garbage, grown ups bullying children, fashion shows, full size dolls come to life, music, and a mysterious worldly captain, a bar fight, and every single gross bodily function! Th…
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In this beautiful world of imagination, we go on an adventure unlike any other. We LOVE this movie, but two things can be true at the same time: it's magnificent, AND parts of it traumatized us when we were little. It was a lot to process for our little minds! We had a blast doing this episode with our friend, Mandie! Join us in Fantasia! https://b…
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* Intro Ends and Recap begins at 4:26 * This season we continue our journey through the movies that scared the sh*t out of us in our childhood... today we are talking about a sassy villain (second only to the gnome QUEEN in Return to Oz), a magical forest, a unicorn horn, a h*rny fairy, and a young couple who are supposed to be in love we guess... …
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Wowee Zowee When a follower recommended we do the sequel to this movie, we realized we had never even seen the first one, so we are covering that one first. Magic in the Mirror is an absolutely bonker balls tale of people sized ducks, marital problems, family dynamics, boiling people, physicists, dumb botanists, and a doppleganger. Join us for our …
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The One, the Only, the LAST Unicorn!
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1:10:03* Intro ends and the movie discussion starts at 3:55 * We took a little Holiday break and now we are BACK for SEASON 7! There was a time when kids movies were... Intense. Maybe more intense than our little brains were ready for. We are dedicating this season to all the movies that gave us nightmares as children... And we're working through our comp…
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It's almost here! Our new season is right around the corner... and we're asking you to revisit the movies that left their marks on your child psyche... You know the ones: Magic in the Mirror, The Last Unicorn, Return to Oz, The Witches... etc... The movies that were somehow marketed for children but became the authors of our collective nightmares. …
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We've kept you in suspense long enough... It's time for Part 2 of The Boy Next Door, the final movie in our Jennifer Lopez trilogy. Noah has officially cracked, and two grown ass women concoct a kookie plan to wrangle a psycho! Come to our stalker basement and enjoy the finale of The Boy Next Door... IG:@b.watchrewatch TikTok:@b.watchrewatch…
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As we promised, we are bringing our Jennifer Lopez trilogy to an end... We are covering The Boy Next Door in two parts. We're pretty sure AI wrote this script, or maybe it was someone's first draft that got greenlit before it could be finished. Did we mean to do that? Not necessarily... but we think the suspense will have you on the edge of your se…
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Part 2 in our Jennifer Lopez trilogy is the documentary that accompanied that Movie Musical Extravaganza we covered last week... We applaud Jennifer's drive and her work ethic, but we also just want to give her a hug. Enjoy The Greatest Love Story Never Told... that got told... in this documentary.By B-Watch Rewatch
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This is You... This is Me... This is Us... Now
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1:08:56We are here in the inbetween season time to bring you the promised holy trilogy... The first of which is the Jennifer Lopez Movie Musical Extravaganza: This is Me... Now We've watched this multiple times, so ultimately, the joke is on us. Stay tuned for our recap of the accompanying documentary... Also, this was supposed to be a mini-sode, but let'…
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Season 6 officially comes to a close with an epic tale of Greece, wobbly legs, friendship, genius, and bat babies... We really ended with a bang for this one. Jared Leto leads this tiny flying mammal journey... He might be a genius, but he's snarky as hell and it gets old really quick. However you feel about Jared Leto, this is an episode worth lis…
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Before Ryan Reynolds was the beloved Deadpool, he was the Green Lantern! We could argue about who is the superior hero, but we wouldn't need to, because we'd be on the same side! It's Clearly Hal Jordan, AKA The Green Lantern. Between all the unresolved Father issues the men in this movie are dealing with, we learn a lot about the colors green and …
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What the HEX is this movie?! If ever there was a romantic counterpart to our favorite red leather lady Elektra, Jonah would be him. Kinda has a power, kinda is trained, is very very stoic, and has a vague connection with another culture. Let us not forget, Megan Fox is the rag tag sex worker with gorgeous penmanship, shooting skills, and the tinies…
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We do you get when you cross a space storm, a group of college friends, and a venture capitalist? The Fantastic Four! Jessica Alba is in her "Tara Reid in Alone in the Dark" era as the Head of Genetic Research, and with a name like Von Doom we just couldn't quite figure out who the bad guy was... And there's a special appearance by the worst fiance…
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Dearest Listener: This week, we bring to you: ELEKTRA. A camp in the woods, kids with no parents, repressed rage, clunky weaponry, lots of wind machines, and even more red leather... It's a rough one, but keep paddling, it will be worth it. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/799934714175221 Instagram: @b.watchrewatch Reddit: https://ww…
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Cat Nip! Face Cream! Toxic Waterfalls! Cat Magic! Bedazzles! Bad Haircuts! Remixes! Tuna! This movie has everything but a coherent plot.... and we loved every single minute of it. There are very few words for a movie that manages to absolutely squander one of the most beautiful women in the world, but we found all the words we needed for one of our…
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In 1997, Spawn came into being... and let us tell you... for being the Spawn of the Devil, it's not the most convenient arrangement... And don't even get us started on The Violater. Join us in hell for Devil Dogs, Demon Clowns, Tarantulas, Biological Warfare, Gravelly Voices, and most importantly -- WANDA! TikTok: @b.watchrewatch IG: @b.watchrewatc…
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We are taking a trip back in time... To an era where spray painting some Styrofoam and adding a lots of little lights, glitter, and nipples made a little Batman magic... Poison Ivy is trying to plant some poisonous kisses, Mr. Freeze is has puns for days, and Robin is trying to help, but he's more trouble than he's worth... Not to mention Barbara! …
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WE'RE BACK! Season 6 has officially begun and it's the season of the SUPERHERO! This season we have chosen all the best movies inspired by comics, and the (supposedly) heroic characters contained within their pages. But it might not be the kind of hero you're picturing... These are all the best (worst) hero movies we could find! Not quite blockbust…
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Are you attracted to amphibian burlesque dancers? Do you know the dance of the six snakes? Have you ever wondered what would happen if the world's most sexually prolific man was locked into an explosive chastity belt? All of those questions and more are answered in today's episode: Hell Comes to Frogtown!…
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What happens when you reboot a stylish 70's show with one of the most emotional actresses of the 90's? Well, a very tonally confused action comedy! This week we join the Mod Squad in a tale of going undercover, crooked cops, father figures, and the most obvious bad guy who's ever been put to film. Put on your aviators, because we're going for a rid…
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The magic of Burlesque has graced our lives and we are blessed to be able to share it with you, too. Xtina finding her life's work after one day of job hunting in LA? A bartender, who is a MAN? Who wears EYELINER?! And of course, Cher, the savviest business woman around! Without her, who would make paper airplanes out of all the late notices from t…
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We are BACK with Season FIVE! We are starting this season by traveling back in time to a place where movies made for children were also fuel for nightmares! Return to Oz is a wild and scary ride, even as a fully grown and well adjusted adult. Join us and the Gump as we all experience an existential crisis together. What is this movie and what is th…
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This week it's Kolin's turn to attempt to explain the plot of a movie Kaydence has never seen. The Uninvited. About a mutant cat inside a cat with it's own inexplicable moral code. Should be easy enough, right? Right?By B-Watch Rewatch
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Today we are digging in to the gold mine that is Alone in the Dark. You know the one: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and ancient relics. This week we try a different approach to telling the story... And it was absolutely bonkerballs. Come with us into the Dark (but you won't be alone!)By B-Watch Rewatch
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Are we surprised to see John Travolta on this list once again? No. We can't say we are. But we ARE surprised this movie ever got made. Come with us to Hollywood Boulevard, where a man named Moose is just trying to live his dream...By B-Watch Rewatch
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Bees! Mysterious Island! Honey! Nice Cage! Forest wandering! Missing child! Beehives! This week is Wicker Man, which has us buzzing with laughter (get it?! BEES)! Join us for this long walk through Summer's Isle, while wearing bear costume... but watch out for beehives and plot holes - because there are plenty of both! Please enjoy this cinematic c…
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Gigli. We hate this movie with the fire of a thousand suns. Please, sit back and warm yourselves with that fire, as we cover this classic!By B-Watch Rewatch
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Join us for this week's episode! It's a real doozy. We laughed until we cried, and for good reason. This movie has it all: bubble blowing gators, drunk gator experts, rich kids in trucks, retired sheriffs, and grandma's who DGAF.By B-Watch Rewatch
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If you were going to clone human organs to save millions of lives... What would YOUR first step be? You might think you know the answer... But trust us, it's not that. Enjoy this romp through the Sierra Nevada mountains!By B-Watch Rewatch
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SNOWBEAST is the heart pumping tale of a sassy slapping sasquatch/yeti... We leave with more questions than answers, but the questions are worth asking. We think?By B-Watch Rewatch
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It's finally here! Season 4! This season we are going back to our roots, and re-visiting all of the movies we know and love. The real gems. Sand Sharks starts the incomparable Brooke Hogan... Buckle up for lots of tests and tiny magnifying glasses!By B-Watch Rewatch
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A Christmas Prince, Volume III: Royal Baby
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1:30:18Alright folks, we've reached the end of the magnificent trilogy... And it's a bit like they threw all the plots they could think of into a blender and then added the birth of a baby to the top! Join us as we experience impending war, blizzards, car wrecks, financial fraud, tech implementation, and the birth of a little baby royal reporter!…
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Christmas Prince Vol. II: Royal Wedding
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1:19:48Amber's back with a blog and some bling as she prepares to marry Prince Richard. But first -- can she save Aldovia from an economic downfall?! Join us as we learn all about royal protocol!By B-Watch Rewatch
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This week we begin our coverage of the Holy Trinity: the Christmas Prince movies on Netflix. Come with us to Aldovia to celebrate jellied meats, Christmas corndogs, and a queen who knows how to get any party started!By B-Watch Rewatch
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Fun Facts: Giving Thanks for B Movies with Trivia
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1:10:34We are going to explore some wild facts and trivia while giving thanks for the movies we have covered so far this season!By B-Watch Rewatch
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We took a different route this week and left the sci-fi behind... to indulge in: Mariah Carey's Glitter! This is a film about the completely easy and rapid rise to fame without any conflict! So exciting! But what it lacks in narrative, it more than makes up for in style and character building... Just Kidding! Join us in singing the praises of this …
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Battlefield Earth Birthday Extravaganza
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1:35:50Kolin let Kaydence pick this week's episode in honor of her birthday, and without skipping a beat the answer was BATTLEFIELD EARTH, duh. Join us in this Saga about leverage, the academy, kerbango, and the year 3000.By B-Watch Rewatch
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You guys - John Travolta is good and humble. Nicholas Cage is bad and insane. They literally suck off their face skin slabs and put them on each other in a secret lab only 4 people know about. Oh and then they infiltrate each others lives because apparently all you need is someone's face flab to embody their human presence and soul and not even you…
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Join us on a magical journey to a place of chaotic evil, trolls that are goblins, mirror spirits, plant goo, and ancient druid magic. You might be confused, but you won't be sorry!By B-Watch Rewatch
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A man made science lab in the middle of the ocean? A hot young super smart and very British doctor? A hurricane? Genetically modified Mako sharks that are smart enough to feel resentment and vengeance and methodically turn off cameras and pick humans off one by one? Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J?! This movie has it all, busters! Deep Blue Sea is …
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