This week we're talking about how Dan Schneider deserves nothing less than serving hard time in hell. We also make some jokes about girls wearing heels in high school (not us tho), talk about cheater cheater pumpkin eaters, and discuss which middle school sleepover tropes the Victorious cast would have fit in. The past 3 months have been a chaotic …

Do you ever just get dropped from your record label because you dressed up as pasta one time? 🤪 If so, this episode's for you! This podcast is dedicated to the #healthcareheroes at whatever the f*ck hospital Rex almost (read: should have) died at. 😤🙌💪Feeling: CONFUSED ABOUT WHERE THE B PLOTS ARE ??? Follow us on Twitter!@makeitshinepod@bkelrod@carl…

Content Warning: complimenting Tori 🤢🤢🤢 We’re talking acne, grand theft auto, and how Rex is a republican. This episode of the podcast is sponsored by TMZ and also knock off SkyMall (jk it’s sponsored by Anchor ☺️) MOOD: Off the cuff!

SPECIAL PRE-PANDEMIC EPISODE!!!!!1!!We’re talking about the most important pop-culture event of our lifetimes besides Beyoncé’s Homecoming- we’re talking about SHE-CAGO (written, directed and starring Miss Trina Vega) and that’s all you need to know. Mood: Astounded 🤩Extra Mood: WHERE’S ARI???????

Victorious Justice is a big ‘ol IDIOT!! 🥴 We’re talking mayonnaise, the film industry, healthy high school mental health practices, zombies/birds, and how even students at a performing arts high school can’t manage to be quiet backstage!! MOOD: Double-Buggin’ 🤪🤪

The only place you can learn the real secret of The Bird Scene is this episode of the podcast!! Not clickbait!! We’re talking about stage combat, consent, & men doin’ ballet. Also, band kids, this episode’s for you. Mood: BOLD 😤 ps: we’re sponsored now (yay!), but the ad is really loud, so heads up! lol!…

Two girls with bangs who met doing college theatre who have never seen the hit Nickelodeon television show Victorious before now hang out, talk about their shared horse girl past, and absolutely unpack the hell out of Victorious. On this episode we’re talking about the pilot, baby.