Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2025)

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She's Got Bette Beavis Eyes! 1:08:18

16m ago1:08:18

1:08:18

EP796: JoJo Siwa is occupying way too much of Bryan's brain. But JoJo has entire internet wondering...WTF? This time she decides to cover a song no other person needs to sings. Plus, massages are a very touchy subject with Eric Andre and with Bryan and Krissy. European massages are touchy, apparently! Stories are told, things get weird. Finally, Br…

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# 685 - René Vaca’s Dad Calls From Prison 1:52:02

10h ago1:52:02

1:52:02

I sit down with comedian, René Vaca. We talk about his friend Ken Flores, Disney adults, his Dad’s story, the ICE raids and much more! Follow René YT: https://www.youtube.com/@renevacacomedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/renevacacomedy My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: …

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What About That Tennis Joker! 1:13:01

12h ago1:13:01

1:13:01

EP795: Bryan has some thoughts on the new Superman. But it's the Joker that get's B&K talking! Who wore it better? Jack or Heath? Plus, Bryan watches some Tennis and has no idea what he talking about. Then Bryan watches some more tennis and is additionally clueless. Bryan knows nothing! But it's fun to listen. Finally, driving golf carts can be a d…

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Something's Burning: Little People Make Good Hot Sauce! | Brad Williams + Chris Porter | S5 E21 1:36:50

1d ago1:36:50

1:36:50

Comedians Chris Porter and Brad Williams stop by the kitchen for some Haitian Hot Chicken… and we’re putting Brad’s new hot sauces to the test. We also talk about Gallagher 2, Harvey Weinstein, and a bunch of other problematic topics. Check out Brad’s tour + hot sauce: https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com Check out Chris’ tour: https://www.chrisporte…

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TCB Informercial: Joel Kim Booster 1:05:10

1d ago1:05:10

1:05:10

The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#794 Joel Kim Booster Bryan & Krissy speak with podcaster, producer, actor, comedian, writer & TV host Joel Kim Booster. From his early days a stand up comedian to his iconic penning of the film "Fire Island", Joel shares his journey along the long road to success. From his early religious upbringing to coming out, …

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Catfights Make The WNBA Interesting | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:14:00

3d ago1:14:00

1:14:00

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Piggy Fronting Dr. Oz! 1:10:18

6d ago1:10:18

1:10:18

EP793: Dr. Oz, fake TV doctor and newly appointed Sect. of the Kingdom, once tested Teresa Caputo's ability to speak with dead people. It goes well for her and terrible for all others involved . Plus, Bryan has a run-in with an Insta personality he follows at Disney. TCB Tunes: Starbucks Boyfriend Watch EP #793 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voi…

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Irritating Billionaires For Dummies! 1:07:19

7d ago1:07:19

1:07:19

EP792: Bryan has a mostly off and sometimes on again exchange going with billionaire Mark Cuban! Each year Bryan will bother Mark about something and Mark will respond with his disdain for anything Bryan says. The tradition continues as Bryan emails Mark about Elon Musk. Mark responds like a father disappointed in his child's stupidity. Plus, LaBUB…

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# 684 - Nate Jackson is Melting 1:37:46

7d ago1:37:46

1:37:46

I sit down with comedian Nate Jackson to talk about stage proposals, his new special, crowd work, his comedy club, his Dad the jump rope king, his rise as a comic, and much more! Check out Nate’s Netflix special “Super Funny” now! Follow Nate YT: https://www.youtube.com/@NateJackson IG: https://www.instagram.com/mrnatejackson My new special “Lucky”…

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Mr. 5:30! 1:13:04

8d ago1:13:04

1:13:04

EP791: Bryan has been trolling the internet (and avoiding his children!). What he uncovers shakes us to our core. "FIIIVE THIRTY!!" made famous by his interaction with an unnamed man at the retirement community, may have a doppelgänger. At least he has a voice twin. Bryan and Krissy review Mr. 5:30. A sales consultant for.....someone. TCBit: Crabap…

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Something's Burning: Breaking Down Ticket Prices With The Black Keys | S5 E20 1:30:49

8d ago1:30:49

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Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney, more commonly known as the Black Keys, stop by the kitchen for some shrimp + grits and crispy chicken skins. We also break down GOOD music and I offer them a gig on my new show they might not be able to say no to. Plus, we breakdown ticket prices for concerts, News Flash: it’s not the artists. Check out The Black Ke…

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TCB Infomercial: Courtney Michelle (Live From Audacy Studios) 1:12:54

9d ago1:12:54

1:12:54

The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#790 Influencer & Comedian Courtney Michelle Bryan & Krissy invite Courtney Michelle to head down to the Audacy Studios in Atlanta and join them on the couch! Courtney discusses her early years raised by her single mother, running away to start anew in Miami and her love of LA's creative scene. Plus, Bryan tries to …

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We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:11:52

9d ago1:11:52

1:11:52

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A Fight For Resources! 1:10:45

13d ago1:10:45

1:10:45

EP789: The TCB Universe went insane when Bryan was turned on to "Pauly Couch Cushions"! So, like the click thirsty creators they are, B&K waste no time getting back to his YouTube channel! This time Coach Pauly has advice ranging from: "Make her pay!" to...."Make her pay"! The cushions are gone but the Pauly is back. TCBit: The newly appointed CCIA…

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La CooCoo & Lenny Gaga! 1:18:23

14d ago1:18:23

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EP788: Bryan & Krissy discuss the ongoing Labubu craze which has reached fevered heights! Now the Labubus have been caught biting people, sending evil spirits to their homes and generally riling up the Holy-Roller types! So TCb has a solution... La CooCoos' ! Then, Bryan reviews a video pf a former satanist has manages to blame everyone else for hi…

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# 683 - Giggles & Tears with Chanel West Coast 1:44:42

14d ago1:44:42

1:44:42

I sit down with Chanel West Coast to talk about, Rod Dyrdek, leaving Ridiculousness, Fantasy Factory, Rob & Big, her music career, becoming a Mom, and much more! Follow Chanel YT: https://www.youtube.com/@ChanelWC IG: https://www.instagram.com/chanelwestcoast My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------…

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TCB Is On The Loose! 1:03:41

15d ago1:03:41

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EP787: Bryan and Krissy are recording live at the Audacy Studios today! Someone let them out of the cage and they are remarkably well behaved! Watch EP #787 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thec…

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Something's Burning: LeeAnn’s Lasagna + Loud Music with Strawberry Fuzz | S5 E19 1:18:51

15d ago1:18:51

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Venice-based band Strawberry Fuzz is out with a new album – and stops by the kitchen to talk about it. It’s a family-style Italian feast with warm, marinated olives and LeeAnn’s famous lasagna. We also have a heart-to-heart about who is actually famous around here. Check out their new album, Miller’s Garage - https://open.spotify.com/album/43vXOnMe…

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TCB Infomercial: Donnell Rawlings 1:04:08

16d ago1:04:08

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The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#786: DONNELL'S LINKS: ⁠⁠⁠Watch A New Day on Netflix Follow him on Instagram Tour dates Watch EP #786 with Donnell Rawlings on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:07

17d ago1:09:07

1:09:07

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You're On Half-Contact! 1:06:54

20d ago1:06:54

1:06:54

EP785: Coach Pauly Couch Cushions make a quick return to TCB after his first video put the podcast universe on notice....be careful or you'll end up in half-contact! First, Bryan & Krissy recall their years in the belly of a Fortune 500 beast. They agree that the personality type found in "The Office" area found in almost every office. Then Pauly d…

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Dating Coach: Pauly Couch Cushions 1:00:20

21d ago1:00:20

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EP784: Bryan finds a NEWER and younger Frankie B and the TCB world takes a collective gasp! Could this be the replacement we hoped might never happen?? It just might be. Pauly Couch Cushions is one lug nut of a human and he's giving guys bad dating advice...of course. This is a can't miss episode as a new era of TCB is born! Watch EP #784 on YouTub…

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# 682 - Off-air with Radio Legend Big Boy 2:06:41

21d ago2:06:41

2:06:41

I sit down with LA radio legend, Big Boy to talk Hip-hop, Weight Loss, Riots & Radio. Follow Big Boy YT: https://www.youtube.com/BigBoyTVyt IG: https://www.instagram.com/bigboy My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Butcher Box - Right now, ButcherBox is offering our listene…

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All Washed Up At Bonnaroo 1:03:39

22d ago1:03:39

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EP783: Bryan & Krissy discuss some Instagram videos showing the very wet, very high crowd at this year's Bonnaroo! Then, Bryan shares a story he heard Bill Murray tell about Bruce Willis. Finally, M. Knight Shyamalan movies confuse the hell out of the duo! Watch EP #783 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Insta…

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Something’s Burning: Squid, Kimchi, and Carbonara on Pizza?? | Brad Leone + Steph Tolev | S5 E18 1:44:58

22d ago1:44:58

1:44:58

Chef Brad Leone and comedian Steph Tolev stop by… so I crank up the pizza oven Brad gave me, and we have a feast. We’re all getting our hands dirty with squid pie, a kimchi Korean pie, and a Carbonara pizza I’ve been dying to try… make sure to check-out Brad’s YouTube channel – and check out Steph’s new special "Filth Queen" on Netflix!Follow Brad …

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TCB Infomercial: Nurse Blake 1:03:03

23d ago1:03:03

1:03:03

The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#782: Comedian, Former ICU Nurse and Influencer Nurse Blake joins Bryan & Krissy. The very funny, always sassy, Nurse Blake joins TCB to discuss his current tour "But Did You Die?", his cruise ship "NurseCon at Sea" and his place in the nursing community as a mouthpiece. Blake shares his tough upbringing with conser…

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Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:12:27

24d ago1:12:27

1:12:27

Check out Jim's new special Unconceivable right now on YouTube! Watch is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU SPONSORS: -Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears -Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at http://square.com/go/bears ! #squarepod This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is j…

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Twitchin & Kik'n! 1:01:28

27d ago1:01:28

1:01:28

EP781: Bryan & Kirssy are planning to Twitch & Kik some live episode recordings in the near future. Does anyone care? Bryan & Krissy discuss humanity's trash receptacle...X. He quickly finds out why he doesn't visit often. Hannah Berner is doing the F1 opening in Times Square. She will never be back to TCB. Ever. But Bryan's looking forward to Tom …

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Frankie, Just Go INSIDE! 1:02:51

28d ago1:02:51

1:02:51

EP780: Frankie is back with a new business opportunity. This time he's revolutionizing the tattoo industry by doing something almost EVERYONE is already doing. It's a can't fail idea! But first he needs to go inside so we can hear him... Bryan & Krissy wish TCB listener Jenny a Happy Birthday before asking the audience to find Bryan a sexual fetish…

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# 681 - Andy Frasco & His Growing Pains 1:19:55

28d ago1:19:55

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I sit down with musician, Andy Frasco. We talk about AI LeeAnn, BDSM test, messy hotel rooms,working too much, his new album, and much more! Andy Frasco & The U.N.’s new album “Growing Pains” is streaming everywhere now! Follow Andy YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/AndyFrasco IG: https://www.instagram.com/andyfrasco My new special “Lucky” is streaming…

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Very Old School! 1:07:34

29d ago1:07:34

1:07:34

EP #779: Bryan finds "Alabama Fraternity Consulting" on Insta and is instantly drawn into this mystical creature's world. How does this work? Who uses his services? Who is he? How is he still going to Frat parties at 55 years old?! It's VERY Old School! Then, Xena the cat is remembered. RIP to Rachel's cat who even found a place in Bryan's heart (h…

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Something’s Burning: Wrestle Mania + Restaurant Impossible w/ Robert Irvine + Gail Kim | S5 E17 1:36:03

29d ago1:36:03

1:36:03

Power couple Robert Irvine and Gail Kim stop by the kitchen to chat about two of my favorite things… wrestling and food. Robert gives me some culinary tips while I serve up one of HIS ramen recipes, and Gail and I geek out on WWE. We also may or may not have a new side-biz with Guy Fieri.Follow Robert Irvine:https://www.instagram.com/chefirvineFoll…

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TCB Infomercial: Joe List 55:04

1M ago55:04

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TCB Infomercial: Joe List | EP#778: Comedian Joe List joins Bryan and Krissy for a candid and hilarious conversation that dives into everything from bombing in Boston, surviving yearly mouse arrivals to and touring with Louis C.K. Joe opens up about his decade-long sobriety journey, the inner chaos that fuels his comedy, and why anxiety is the leas…

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"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:25:43

1M ago1:25:43

1:25:43

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Can ChatTCB Help The Biebs? 1:02:08

1M ago1:02:08

1:02:08

EP #777: ChatTCB is hard at work. Did it blow up OpenAI? Maybe. But at least Bryan is getting onboard early with the powerful technology that is sure to destroy us all! Plus, 140,000,000 bees fall out of a truck in WA and we all sigh in relief that we don't live there. Then, Bryan teaches his kids a valuable lesson about dragonflies. They probably …

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