Best Betch Slapped Podcasts (2025)

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Justin Bieber Speculations Only 52:35

13h ago52:35

52:35

This week, Aleen and Jordana talk about making the Ad Week Creative 100 and how Gen Z has claimed the West Village for themselves. Then, they unpack the speculation surrounding Justin and Hailey Bieber’s marriage. And finally, they go through the best and worst looks of the Met Gala. PS: We have a vermin update! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi…

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Why Is Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Doing This?? 33:55

6d ago33:55

33:55

This week, Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talk about the peaks and pits of their last week, including the U Up? Live Show and Aleen’s friend’s Vegas wedding. Oh, and Sami talks about painting a lamp. Anyways! Then, they deep dive into Bill Belichick's awkward CBS Sunday Morning interview and finish off with reacting to the footage surfacing from Katy Per…

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Hot Vermin Summer 37:53

15d ago37:53

37:53

This week, Sami and Jordana reveal their past week in a headline. Spoiler alert: more vermin! Then, they play Pope Fiction where they decide if a prompt is a pop lyric or a papal quote. And finally, they recap their watch of the week, Your Friends & Neighbors, otherwise known as, that Jon Hamm show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone…

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We Came, We Saw, We Pondered: Katy Perry in Orbit & 'The Valley' Season 2 Breakdown 40:05

22d ago40:05

40:05

This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chatted about what brought them joy ranging from a new season of Black Mirror to Blue Origin Katy Perry memes. Then, they deep dived into the Jeff Bezos funded space mission and wondered what exactly we all learned from that giant PR stunt. And finally, they unpacked the latest season of The Valley. Watch this and…

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White Lotus Affair Rumors, A Hershey’s Chocolate Movie, and Sami’s Traitorous Birthday Party 42:03

29d ago42:03

42:03

This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana create headlines for their week that range from Sami’s birthday to Jordana’s tick anxiety. Then, they talk about the hot goss of the week and unpack the White Lotus affair between Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood. In All The Rage sponsored by Angry Orchard, they share what shows they’ve been watching during the h…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 8 (Amor Fati) 26:30

1M ago26:30

26:30

@Betches will be back this Friday! But first... In our final White Lotus recap, we’re sending off Season 3 with a bang. Host Sami Sage is joined by MSNBC’s The 11th Hour anchor—and our honorary White Lotus foreign correspondent—Stephanie Ruhle (@stephruhle). In true girlhood fashion, they watched the finale live together last night, and now they’re…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 7 (Killer Instincts) 46:41

1M ago46:41

46:41

We hope you're enjoying your stay with us at The White Lotus—just don't get too comfortable. On this week's episode, host Sami Sage (@sami) is joined by pop culture pros Gibson Johns (@gibsonoma) and Sarah Galli (@damegalli) to dissect every chilling and thrilling moment from Episode 7. Sure, this may not have been the most dramatic penultimate epi…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 6 (Denials) 1:00:07

2M ago1:00:07

1:00:07

This week, guests Kate Kennedy (@katekennedy) and Lindsay Silberman (@lindsaysilb) are checking in with host Sami Sage (@sami) for a super-sized episode. Because let's be real, we're all thinking the same thing: what the hell happened last night?! (Consider this like group therapy for processing all that we've witnessed...) After that whirlwind of …

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@B*tches with Allen + Georgina 41:20

2M ago41:20

41:20

This week, Aleen and Jordana hard launch Jordana’s new dog to the pod and then they talk about their must-watches of the week- Severance and Adolescence. To top it off, Lady Gaga wins Betch of the Week, simply, because she is Lady Gaga. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Betches Media

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 5 (Full-Moon Party) 1:04:00

2M ago1:04:00

1:04:00

The jungle is empty and all the (party) animals are at The White Lotus. This week, host Sami Sage is joined by pop culture enthusiasts Lex Niko (@lexniko) and Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey) to dissect the mind games, power plays, and bold-faced betrayals that are setting the stage for what’s bound to be a dark finale. We talk best guests…

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King Charles Gets A Pod, Ben Affleck's Jen Drama, & Timmy and Kylie's Tennis Outing 37:20

2M ago37:20

37:20

This week, Jordana and Sami discuss the news that King Charles is finally a podcaster, with his new show "The Music Room" - and the unexpected revelation that he's a Kylie Minogue fan. Next, Jennifer Garner's boyfriend has allegedly given Ben Affleck an ultimatum in reaction to their recent pap photos. If you ask us, it's time for Ben to move on to…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 4 (Hide or Seek) 46:24

2M ago46:24

46:24

This week, host Sami Sage is joined by author, former White House Deputy Chief of Staff, and co-host of the Hysteria podcast, Alyssa Mastromonaco, for a can’t-miss deep dive into all things White Lotus Episode 4. And trust us: there is so much to unpack. Last night’s episode delivered some major payoffs, and let’s just say... we feel very vindicate…

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Oscars Highlights & Reviewing With Love, Meghan 54:25

2M ago54:25

54:25

This week, Jordana and Sami compare notes on their best and worst moments from Sunday's Academy Awards, including Cynthia and Ariana's Wicked performance, Kieran Culkin and Adrian Brody's speeches, and agism in the Best Actor vs. Best Actress categories. Then, they give their honest review of the first two episodes of Meghan Markle/Sussex's new Net…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 3 (The Meaning of Dreams) 53:14

2M ago53:14

53:14

Week 3 of our stay here at The White Lotus and we're starting to feel that slow burn... This week, Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer of the Comments by Celebs podcast (@commentsbycelebs) join Sami Sage in the studio to dive into the trouble brewing in paradise. Will Greg/Gary's boat be the same yacht from season 2? What's up with Lochlan and the tsunam…

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Fyre Fest 2, Monica Lewinsky’s Comeback, & Hilaria Baldwin Commits To The Bit 1:05:14

2M ago1:05:14

1:05:14

This week, Aleen and Sami begin with a tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg, in light of her tragic passing on Wednesday. Then, they unpack the news that infamous conman Billy McFarland is back with plans for Fyre Festival 2, featuring a lot of vague ideas and exactly zero confirmed artists. Will Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino make an appearance? Who …

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 2 (Special Treatments) 45:26

2M ago45:26

45:26

This week at The White Lotus: writer, influencer, DJ, and White Lotus superfan Tinx (@tinx) joins Sami Sage in the studio to dish all things Episode 2... You know, "this and that." Tune in to hear them break down the theme song (is it just us or is it getting better?), potential theories around The Staircase, and, of course, the trio of snarky wome…

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SNL 50, Blake Lively's Amended Complaint, & Meghan Markle's As Ever 58:09

3M ago58:09

58:09

This week, Sami catches Jordana up on her recent ski trip (she's come a long way from that first attempt). Then, they share their thoughts on SNL's recent 50th Anniversary concert and special - most notably Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's appearance. Was it a strategic ploy to appear strong in the face of their legal battle with Justin Baldoni? An…

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The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 1 (Same Spirits, New Forms) 36:50

3M ago36:50

36:50

Pack your bags (and your alibis), because The White Lotus is back and darker than ever. In this premiere episode of The @Betches White Lotus Recap Podcast, host Sami Sage checks us into the newest season of HBO’s The White Lotus with a full rundown of Episode 1, accompanied by producer Hannah Trageton. Who will meet their untimely end? Who will mak…

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Kendrick's Halftime Show Victory Lap, Travis Embarrases Taylor, & Betches 14th Bday 54:11

3M ago54:11

54:11

This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Betches’ 14th birthday, reminisce about their early days growing the company, and announce the launch of Aleen’s new Substack, Please Advise. Then, they get into all things Super Bowl LIX: Taylor getting booed, Kendrick wearing Timothée Chalamet’s Celine jeans and leaning into pettiness at the halftime show, J…

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Mad About The Betch Valentine's Day Special, Presented by Peacock 26:26

3M ago26:26

26:26

This bonus episode of @Betches is sponsored by Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, streaming exclusively on Peacock. Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their love of Bridget, and the way the movies celebrate imperfect women. Then, they discuss their Valentines day plans, reflect on their angsty teen journal entries, and memories of accidental pot brownie…

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Beyonce's Grammys Success, Analyzing Blake Lively, & The Fall Of Emilia Pérez 45:10

3M ago45:10

45:10

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their highlights from the Grammys and dissect Taylor's outfit for hidden meanings. Then, after having read the full Justin Baldoni lawsuit, they try to analyze the strategic mind of Blake Lively, and how things got so messy. What are the chances Blake joins Taylor at the Super Bowl on Sunday? In Oscars news…

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Taylor Swift Engagement Rumors, Meryl Streep’s Great Escape, & Chanel Ayan’s Survivor Mixup 48:02

3M ago48:02

48:02

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami analyze the latest pap photos and rumors around Taylor Swift’s potential engagement to Travis Kelce. Could a pair of gloves be hiding a ring, or is it just freezing outside? Are they waiting until after the Super Bowl to make their big announcement? Is this all an intentional distraction tactic to distance hersel…

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Is TikTok Different Now?, Unpacking Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit, & Emilia Pérez Sweeps Oscar Noms 48:08

4M ago48:08

48:08

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share where they were when TikTok went dark, their theories about how the app is changing, and their favorite memes from Monday's inauguration. Then, they dive deep into Justin Baldoni's new lawsuit and some of the more revealing text exchanges with Blake Lively (aka Khaleesi?). Is Ryan Reynolds the real mastermi…

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Speidi's Big Comeback, The Traitors Season 3, And... Musical Guest Lil Timmy Tim? 53:59

4M ago53:59

53:59

This week, Sami shares her chilling Facebook hacking experience with Aleen and Jordana, before getting into the headlines. First, Heidi and Spencer have turned tragedy into an unexpected comeback, galvanizing their followers into getting Heidi’s 2010 album to #1 on iTunes. We love their love and we wish them well! Next, Timothée Chalamet is headed …

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Nikki Glaser's Triumphant Night, Reviewing The Substance, & Jennifer Aydin's Jersey Mike Meltdown 55:09

4M ago55:09

55:09

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami discuss their favorite Golden Globes moments: Nikki Glaser's impeccable hosting prowess, Demi Moore and Zoe Saldaña's first ever Globe wins (even certified Emilia Pérez hater Aleen can attest that she earned it), Zendaya and Tom Holland soft launching their engagement, and Timmy and Kylie apparently still going s…

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Blake V. Justin, Angelina V. Brad, & Is Meghan Markle The New Martha Stewart? 59:10

4M ago59:10

59:10

Happy New Year, Betch! Aleen, Jordana, and Sami get caught up on the latest pop culture news, starting with the latest in the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni situation. They may have won Betches' Feud of the Year award in 2024, but it's still going strong in 2025. Next, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally divorced after an eight year long batt…

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2025 Pop Culture Predictions & New Years Resolutions 47:01

4M ago47:01

47:01

It’s the last week of the year, so Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are here to share their holiday plans and personal resolutions for 2025. Then, they make some bold predictions for the upcoming year in pop culture, from celebrity break ups and weddings, to career comebacks and business moves, future Betches of the Week, and who might find themselves gett…

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Betches Partners With NFL, Travis Splurges On Taylor’s 35th, & Hawk Tuah Is In Trouble 50:16

5M ago50:16

50:16

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the exciting news that Betches is now an official media partner of the NFL! Speaking of football, is Aaron Rodgers cursed, or is it just the Jets? Either way they may want to contact the TikTok witch that predicted Jared’s future wife (IYKYK). Onto celeb news, Taylor Swift turned 35 last Frid…

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Selena & Benny Get Engaged, Jack Schlossberg Is Babygirl Of The Year, & Lindsay Lohan's New Look 45:17

5M ago45:17

45:17

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami jump straight into their favorite story of the week: Selena Gomez’s engagement to Benny Blanco - and her perfectly curated IG post (she knows what the people want to see). Will Justin and Hailey score an invite? Is Taylor secretly pissed that Benny popped the question before Travis? They get into all the theories…

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Betch Of The Year Nominees, Does Wicked Live Up To The Hype?, & JonBenet Ramsey Theories 1:01:16

5M ago1:01:16

1:01:16

The Betch of the Year issue is live! Aleen, Sami, and Jordana kick off this week’s episode with a breakdown of some of their favorite categories and nominees. Then, Sami and Jordana share all their thoughts on Wicked, including an analysis of Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater's on screen chemistry (or lack thereof). Speaking of celeb relationships, ar…

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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 4 (Ch 25-End) 35:50

5M ago35:50

35:50

Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 25 to the end of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They get into Charlie’s identity, the true mission of ReBrand, and compare interpretations of the wild reveal in the epilogue. Finally, they wrap up with a power ranking of…

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Holding Space & Giving Thanks 33:24

5M ago33:24

33:24

Happy Thanksgiving, Betch. This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their plans for the holiday and compare notes on festive dishes. Are Brussels sprouts a millennial vegetable, and is that why they’re not as trendy as they used to be? Sami and Aleen explain to Jordana why everyone this past weekend was “holding space” for the lyrics of Defining G…

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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 3 (Ch 17-24) 33:57

6M ago33:57

33:57

Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 17-24 of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They cover the weird vibes between Hazel and Gavin, Hazel’s explosive discovery in Evie’s room, and what parents owe their kids when it comes to privacy. Come back next week for ou…

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Paul Mescal's Realistic Hot Guy Era, Kim K's Tesla Robot Photoshoot, & Dorit Goes Scorched Earth 59:22

6M ago59:22

59:22

This week, Sami and Aleen have theories for just about everything: JonBenét Ramsey's killer, the link between last year's Roman Empire meme and this year's Gladiator II film, what the Tesla robot means for our futures, the secret inscription inside the friendship ring Leonardo DiCaprio gave Kate Winslet (and why they kissed this week), and Anne Hat…

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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 2 (Ch 9-16) 35:19

6M ago35:19

35:19

Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 9-16 of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They unpack the new revelations about Evie and her backstory, Erin’s villain origin story, how Hazel’s unreliable narration may be clouding her judgment, and the Instagram post that…

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Is John Krasinski The Sexiest Man?, Mattel's Wicked Misprint, & Armie Hammer's Vasectomy Birthday Gift 51:24

6M ago51:24

51:24

This week, Sami shares some dog updates with Aleen and Jordana, before they get into the stories of the week. First up is People's Sexiest Man Alive, John Krasinski, and the DeuxMoi blind item that has people second guessing his crowning. Did Glen Powell and Pedro Pascal actually turn it down, or is that just what their publicists want us to think?…

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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 1 (Ch 1-8) 32:32

6M ago32:32

32:32

Welcome to the first episode of the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami dive into the first 8 chapters of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter, which follows the story of an influencer who goes missing, and the older sister determined to find her. They talk dream casting for the movie before unpac…

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Martha Stewart, M. Night Shyamalan, & The Betches Book Club 43:56

6M ago43:56

43:56

This week, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are here to distract you - and themselves - from the news cycle with a deep dive into the new Martha Stewart documentary that hit Netflix last week. They compare notes on all their favorite moments, peruse her incredible Instagram account (if you’re not following @marthastewart48, you have no idea what you’re mis…

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Timmy Crashes His Lookalike Contest, Zoë & Channing Call It Quits, & Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is An “Alpha” 58:01

6M ago58:01

58:01

This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Halloween in the studio in matching Carmela and Tony Soprano costumes (check @aleen and @jordanaabraham on IG for the full fits). They kick things off with the spookiest story of the week: Armie Hammer's newly announced podcast, aptly named "The Armie HammerTime Podcast." Next, Timothée Chalamet showed up at h…

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The Kardashians’ Wicked Screening, Is Justin Bieber Suing His Former Business Managers? And J Lo’s Ex Speaks Out 56:52

7M ago56:52

56:52

While Aleen’s off in LA, Jordana and Sami debate the pros and cons of the LA vs. NY lifestyles. Next, the Betches Canceled Plans issue is officially live, and they discuss the joys of both canceling and getting canceled on. Onto the pop culture headlines, Kylie is on the November cover of Elle, but Jordana’s more concerned with Wicked’s marketing t…

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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Betch Of The Year Kick Off & The Many Lies On TV 50:57

7M ago50:57

50:57

This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are all in the studio celebrating its fabulous renovation! Before catching up, they take a moment to reflect on the heartbreaking news surrounding the passing of former One Direction star, Liam Payne. Then, Sami shares her very exciting news from the week, where she had a brief encounter and hand hold with none o…

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JLo Speaks Out, Taylor Swift's Billion-Dollar Moment, & Tell Me Lies Thoughts 53:37

7M ago53:37

53:37

This week, Sami and Jordana cover the latest headlines while Aleen takes care of business. First up, Sami shares her rave challah reviews, it was so delicious that Jordana might be inspired to write up a business plan! In her first interview since her split from Ben Affleck, JLo discusses their divorce, prompting Jordana to find the timing suspicio…

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Lana Del Rey Gets Married, Adam Brody Is A Hot Rabbi, & Nicole Kidman Goes Psychosexual 53:58

7M ago53:58

53:58

This week, Sami accidentally made 6 challah for Rosh Hashanah, Jordana shares her harrowing onion chopping accident, and Aleen reminisces about the ways she used to bribe Jordana to hang out in middle school. Most importantly, Jordana unveils her new custom 3 Betch Movers hoodie… We Here For You(r Move). Then, they dive into the headlines, starting…

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Ellen Fumbles Her Farewell Special, Diddy’s Legal Troubles Continue, & Did Ryan Murphy Do The Menendez Story Justice? 55:03

8M ago55:03

55:03

This week, Sami fills Aleen and Jordana in on her experience at Charli XCX and Troye Sivan’s Sweat tour at MSG featuring Lorde and Addison Rae, and they get into the differences between the current grunge vs Barbie pop girl aesthetics. Next, Jordana’s been watching a few things that hit Netflix this week, and she has *thoughts*. First up, her revie…

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Mormon Wives, Diddy’s Arrest, And Kate Middleton’s Uncanny Video 1:00:11

8M ago1:00:11

1:00:11

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami talk about their recent experience playing tennis together, and Sami walks them through the high drama of her HOA. Then, they share their thoughts on the new Sopranos documentary Wise Guy, season 2 of Tell Me Lies, and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Onto the headlines, Diddy was arrested this week and is being…

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Taylor Sweeps The VMAs, Selena Gomez Joins The Billionaire Club, JLo And Matt Damon Hold Hands, And Everything Wrong With The Perfect Couple 48:54

8M ago48:54

48:54

This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana catch up on airplane shoe etiquette (on or off in the bathroom?) before diving into last night’s VMAs, from live performances to fashion choices. Taylor swept for Fortnight, but we’re not buying it as the legitimate Song of the Summer. Meanwhile, Taylor and Travis are doing everything in their power to make us fo…

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Are Taylor And Travis Having A PR Breakup? Is Chappell Roan Our Most Authentic Pop Girlie? And The Launch Of Betches Sports 56:58

8M ago56:58

56:58

This week, we kick things off with Jordana’s peak and pit of France, Aleen’s celeb citing at Oh, Mary on Broadway, and Sami’s anniversary gift dilemma. Then, they catch up on their US Open experiences before sharing an exciting announcement: Betches Sports has officially launched on the Betches website! If you’ve ever felt left out by most mainstre…

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Does Bethany Frankel Know Who Danielle Olivera Is?, Are The Kardashians Selling Tea?, And Lana Del Rey’s Alligator Tour Guide Boyfriend 52:05

8M ago52:05

52:05

This week, Jordana’s in France, but Sami is back from DC and catches Aleen up on her time at the DNC, including those Beyoncé rumors. Aleen shares news of her upcoming move and a fun interior decorating discovery with her daughter. The much-anticipated 2nd season of Tell Me Lies is dropping next week, but until then, Aleen is loving Industry (aka X…

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J Lo Files For Divorce, Everyone Wants To Be Demure, & Dakota Johnson Is Still Consciously Coupled With Chris Martin 51:27

9M ago51:27

51:27

This week, Sami is away at the Bravocon of politics (aka the DNC), so Aleen and Jordana are here to cover this week’s headlines. Aleen kicks things off with her recent online shopping headache, before they dive into celeb news. First up, J Lo has finally filed for divorce from Ben Affleck on the 2nd anniversary of their Georgia wedding, while Ben i…

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Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s PR War, Matthew Perry’s Doctors Arrested, And Netflix’s New Laci Peterson Docuseries 57:57

9M ago57:57

57:57

This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen wish Ben Affleck a very happy 52nd birthday, and share their theories on JLo’s recent public sightings with Ben and Jen Garner’s kids. Then, they dive back in to the continuing drama around It Ends With Us. Who is winning the PR war? Does rude behavior in an interview mean Blake is a true mean girl, or are her jo…

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