Best Cock Radio Podcasts (2025)

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Come on, all are welcome: BBC Big Cock Radio [ar a laghad] 14:58

5d ago14:58

14:58

Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish) bIT OF A boners eppes like MIKE bint Just joking like, but it's a weird awful recording.... get ready C ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to…

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07/08/25 Show 267 : Only The Most Dynamic Pricing For Kindly Cock Records' Lone Signing 1:59:59

7d ago1:59:59

1:59:59

earlier this week, a (very funny) social media post by David Stubbs extensively cataloged the myriad ways Oasis suck-like-crazy, laying waste to the revisionist history these dopes had any redeeming values, musical or otherwise. As this post was timed to coincide with the (less interesting) Bruddas’ reunion stadium tour — not titled “Triumph Of The…

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Small Stocks, Big Upside 41:56

3h ago41:56

41:56

Don and Tom highlight what may be today’s biggest stock market bargain: small-cap value stocks, which have drastically underperformed large-cap growth and now appear poised for long-term reversion to the mean. They explain why chasing big winners like Nvidia and Apple could backfire, and why broad diversification with a tilt toward small and value …

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Big and Beautiful? 33:20

1d ago33:20

33:20

Don and Tom dive into the new “big, beautiful” tax bill with humor and skepticism, covering changes to Social Security taxation, tips and overtime exemptions, expanded SALT deductions, and the controversial $1,000 baby bonus. They also tackle listener questions on Roth vs. IRA asset protection, portfolio rebalancing confusion, and lazy robo-advisor…

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WS 456 Tease and Delay 1:00:48

1d ago1:00:48

1:00:48

Mistress Harper talks about tease and delay, denial, and ruined orgasms! Learn the differences, and why you should practice some nice healthy delay tactics to make sex better for yourself and your partners.By Cock Radio

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Tickles, Bro Kisses and Soil Slapping 33:12

4d ago33:12

33:12

This week we are learning a lot about Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby, Like: Chris’s botched kids birthday party Jordan nearly gets kicked out of ANOTHER fancy event And that Nothing beats the Capital Breakfast show (According to Jet2 VoiceOver woman Zoe!) Remember! Got a question or topic for the gang? Email us: [email protected]…

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Suze Q and A 25:12

4d ago25:12

25:12

Don answers a handful of listener questions, offering sharp, practical insight on investing myths, flexible retirement withdrawals, taxable brokerage accounts, and misleading financial scare tactics. He critiques Suze Orman’s confusing advice, breaks down the logic of the 4% rule, and dismantles a fear-mongering insurance pitch claiming to “save re…

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ETF Madness 44:42

6d ago44:42

44:42

Don and Tom dive into the wild world of “speculative” ETFs inspired by Jason Zweig’s WSJ piece, mocking the absurdity of funds like the Icelandic stock market ETF (35 stocks, really?) and those tracking things like crude oil shipping futures. They debunk the myth that “ETF” means safe and highlight the rise of investing as entertainment. Later, the…

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07/15/25 Show 268 : Everyone Has Their Price (And Mind Finally Increased) 2:00:07

6d ago2:00:07

2:00:07

Over the past several weeks I feel as though I’ve inundated with unreasonable requests, many of them coming from persons I have no relationship with, personally or professionally. I’ll grant that my reactions to such demands are a tad on the sensitive side , but in the interests of separating the kellogg’s mini-wheats from the chaff, going forward …

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Mailbox Extra! We Almost Lost Our Jobs 24:51

7d ago24:51

24:51

The Mailbox is getting pretty spicy this week… Find out all about Sians worst on air moment 🤢 Chris has beef with Jordan’s other podcast 👀 Plus, Jordan North almost gets suspended from the radio 📻 If you want to get involved with the Wednesday episodes Email us: [email protected] Follow us on Instagram: @CapitalOfficial Watch every episod…

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Melt-Up or Melt-Down? 48:16

7d ago48:16

48:16

Don and Tom take on the ever-persistent phrase “This time it’s different,” as Bloomberg and NYT articles suggest AI, financial fragmentation, and inflation have permanently changed the investing game. The duo questions whether these changes actually warrant different investing behavior—or if they’re just the latest in a long line of panics dressed …

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Income Generation 32:48

8d ago32:48

32:48

Tom returns from his surprise Canadian adventure and the duo dive into the age-old retirement question: How do I get my money out? They break down the three most common withdrawal strategies—dividends, total return, and hybrid—and make the case for why a well-managed total return strategy usually comes out on top. Listener questions cover Roth IRA …

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Reunions, Jonathan Bailey & Jordan's Big Surprise 47:00

11d ago47:00

47:00

Jordan Chris and Sian are back bright eyed and bushy tailed with plenty of stories from their holidays Jordan made friends with a very famous footie player… Jonathan Bailey stopped by to make everyone swoon And Jordan is reunited with a very special guest! Remember! Got a question or topic for the gang? Email us: [email protected] and we …

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Big Q&A DAY 26:52

11d ago26:52

26:52

Don tackles six listener questions in a rare full-stack Q&A Friday. He breaks down a shady universal life insurance pitch, dismantles the myth of “smart” market timing with limit orders, and offers clarity on Roth conversions, rebalancing strategies, and inherited IRA hacks. A master class in how to stop making dumb money moves. 0:04 Intro – Friday…

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Vanguard's Advisor Alpha 42:01

12d ago42:01

42:01

Don is joined by Mike DeJoseph from Vanguard to unpack the meaning and real-world impact of Advisor’s Alpha—Vanguard’s research showing how good financial advisors can add up to 3% annually in net value to client portfolios. They break down the origins of the concept (internally coined back in 2001), clarify what alpha actually means, and dig into …

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Burgers for Bitcoin 46:26

13d ago46:26

46:26

Don and Tom kick off this episode by responding to a one-star Apple Podcast reviewer who promised to upgrade to five stars—if they correct their allegedly false Bitcoin claims. Challenge accepted. Don clarifies his earlier “nobody uses Bitcoin” remark by digging into the actual numbers: only 15,000 businesses worldwide accept it, out of over 359 mi…

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Hiya Love, It's the Mailbox Episode! 15:38

14d ago15:38

15:38

What's this a brand new mid week episode?! Join Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby every Wednesday for Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show- Mailbox Edition This is an exclusive space for the gang to delve into the podcast mailbox! Whether its a hard hitting question, a general thought or a weird musing the guys want to hear it all! This i…

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Annuity University 46:54

14d ago46:54

46:54

In this hard-hitting episode, Don and Tom expose “Retirement Planning University”—a slick, misleading marketing operation posing as a legitimate educational program. Despite hosting seminars at respected universities, the organization isn’t accredited and exists primarily to funnel attendees into high-commission indexed annuities sold by Strategic …

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Brokers and Models 37:22

15d ago37:22

37:22

Is your portfolio built by a broker or a model? Don and Tom break down the surprisingly persistent patterns of old-school broker portfolios—loaded with local stocks, overpriced “index” funds, and actively managed everything—versus the growing adoption of model portfolios based on actual research (not just a hunch and a handshake). Along the way, th…

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WS 455 Sex Beyond Penetration 1:02:33

16d ago1:02:33

1:02:33

Let's talk about sex without penetration! It's not all about penetrating your partner(s) with a phallus, and in fact you can have really good, very fun queer sex without having to stick a dick or dick stand-in inside anyone's body. Learn about frottage, intercural sex, the basics of good oral, some tips on the anatomy of a penis and vulva that can …

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Sian gets Arrested & Chris' Nipple Nightmare 43:52

18d ago43:52

43:52

Be prepared to learn things about Jordan North that you NEVER expected in this episode of Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show! Sian tells the guys about nearly getting arrested after the Summertime Ball Chris has a Nipple Nightmare And why Jordan was going to reveal all 🍆 on live TV!?? So just another normal week for them… Remember! Got a quest…

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Solar Scams, Pig Butchers 28:13

18d ago28:13

28:13

In this fast-moving, fraud-fighting episode of Talking Real Money, Tom Cock is joined by longtime consumer advocate Herb Weisbaum (aka The ConsumerMan) to expose two of the fastest-growing scams in the U.S.: predatory solar sales and the “pig butchering” crypto scam. Herb details the dangerous combination of shady sales reps and shadowy financing p…

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Gen Z's Retirement Edge? 43:32

20d ago43:32

43:32

Gen Z may just be schooling the rest of us in retirement savings—sort of. Don breaks down why the kids are all right… and also why they’re misled. Auto-enrollment rules, social media misinformation, and shaky FinTok advice are all under the microscope. He then tackles smart ETF choices for young investors, questions about windfall investing and bur…

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07/02/25 Show 266 : Indifference Day 2025 Special 2:00:08

20d ago2:00:08

2:00:08

KEEP HONKING if you’re in any way complicit (hey there fellow tax payers) in neighbors, friends, trusted colleagues and people who love their families so-very-much being hauled off U.S. streets and detained under brutal condition. Honest, kind, hard working people just like you (presuming you’re all of these things and if you’re not, that’s another…

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Highs Hype 45:12

21d ago45:12

45:12

The market hit another “all-time high”—shocking no one. Don dismantles the myth that record highs are reasons to panic or pull back, reminding listeners that long-term investing and diversification remain undefeated. He breaks down the actual recent S&P 500 data, explains why global diversification matters (even when it lags), and skewers both sing…

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Dr. Doom or Dr. Boom 29:30

22d ago29:30

29:30

Don and Tom tear into the lunacy of financial predictions—starting with famed doomsayer Nouriel Roubini suddenly turning optimistic (is that a good sign or a terrifying one?). Then it’s onto Ron Baron and his wildly volatile, high-fee Barron Partners Fund, which beat the QQQ—barely—by taking massive concentrated bets on Tesla and SpaceX. Finally, t…

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WS 454 Sluts and Puritans 1:01:15

23d ago1:01:15

1:01:15

Ms Harper explores sex, sexuality, gender, and gender expression through the ages, with an in-depth look at John Calvin (and an explanation of why Ms Harper does not like him at all) and Puritans. Listen and learn why modern issues around gender exploration have been impacted by centuries old ideas about the 'proper' role for both men and women. Fr…

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Cows, Crumb Dumps and Crowing Cocks 45:44

25d ago45:44

45:44

Where do we start with this episode of Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show! We get up close and personal with Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby with exclusive chats, including: Is the day your child is born the best day of your life? Jordan gets a surprise from his student radio days And Chris said something he REALLY shouldn’t have live…

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Question Time with Tom & Roxy 21:31

25d ago21:31

21:31

Tom welcomes Roxy Butner back to field listener questions on retirement income, Roth vs. traditional 401(k) choices, car financing math, leftover 529 rollovers, and bond price confusion. Listeners hear sharp, practical advice on optimizing savings and withdrawals—without slipping into tax traps. Plus, a shoutout to the record 401(k) savings rate an…

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Behavior Beats Brilliance 28:35

26d ago28:35

28:35

In this episode, Don and Tom dive into a revealing YouGov survey that shows Americans might not be as overconfident as we thought—except when it comes to trustworthiness, loyalty, and… mechanical skills? The guys unpack what this means for investors, especially the surprising gaps between men and women in self-perception. Then they outline the trai…

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Can't Have Everything 45:46

27d ago45:46

45:46

Don tackles the dangerous myth of “safe” high-yield investments, calling out misleading financial advice around covered call funds and non-traded real estate deals. He takes calls on 529 plans vs. UTMA, long-term care insurance pitfalls, robo-advisors for special needs planning, and a shady pitch for a fixed-indexed annuity disguised as a fiduciary…

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06/25/25 Show 265 : Were It Not For The Fork, Abby Would've Been Far Less Stabby 2:00:04

27d ago2:00:04

2:00:04

June 25 marks the advent of two incredibly important inventions in the history of civilization ; June 25 1630 saw the introduction of the fork, while June 25, 1867 was day barbed wire was patented. Today’s program considers how our history might’ve changed had these dates been reversed ; nearly 250 years could’ve elapsed with nothing being eaten ex…

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Gold Medal Worthy? 45:29

28d ago45:29

45:29

Don flies solo from Florida while Tom continues his Euro-tour, tackling the deep flaws in Morningstar’s mutual fund and target-date fund ratings. He skewers their cozy relationship with high-fee fund companies and explains how commission-based funds keep getting top honors while cheaper, investor-friendly alternatives like Vanguard are buried down …

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Low Risk Fantasies 29:17

29d ago29:17

29:17

Don and Tom expose the seductive illusion of “wealth without risk” by dissecting the explosion of equity-hedged ETFs and mutual funds. They tear into the high fees, low returns, and false promises sold by funds claiming to protect investors from market drops while capturing the upside. With support from recent Wall Street Journal coverage and AQR d…

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WS 453 Emotional Regulation Skills 1:01:34

30d ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Join Mistress Harper, Life Coach, for a discussion about Emotional Regulation Skills! Learn all about what emotional regulation skills are, and why they are a learned set of skills that everyone should work to aquire and practice. All people need to learn to regulate their reaction to emotions, so that we're not all running around instinctively res…

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Fast Paced Friday 29:53

1M ago29:53

29:53

CORRECTION: During the 13:45 caller, I gave erroneous advice on the withdrawal rules for an inherited IRA. Given that this was his father’s IRA, he is not eligible to wait until the end of the 10-year period. So he will need to distributions and, then, make a charitable gifts. -Don Don tackles a stack of listener questions in this rapid-fire Friday…

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Milkshakes, Mouth ache and Mariah Carey- All the fun from Capital's Summertime Ball 46:02

1M ago46:02

46:02

Join Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby for a very special episode of Capital Breakfast: After the Show, Show! They have all the gossip on what happened backstage at Capital's Summertime Ball including A dressing room cautionary tale… Jordan’s wisdom tooth drama And what happened when the guys interviewed THE Mariah Carey Plus we answer more …

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Math Over Models 45:50

1M ago45:50

45:50

Don and Tom dive into the human obsession with prediction—especially in finance—and why models fail us more than they help. They dissect the CAPE ratio, Fama vs. Shiller, and why “knowing” the market is a fool’s errand. Listeners also get lessons on ETF pricing myths, market cap misunderstandings, SEP Roth IRAs (spoiler: they’re basically unicorns)…

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Nothing Came Between Spree & His Calvin (Except MSG Security) 2:00:10

1M ago2:00:10

2:00:10

as this NBA season draws to a close, this week's program celebrates (belatedly) the 22nd anniversary of a troubled Calvin Klein accosting Latrell Sprewell in the middle of a Raptors/Knicks game. These days if you want to be led away in handcuffs, all you have to do is ask some reasonable questions at a press conference. In (slightly) less authorita…

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Home Bias Harm 45:41

1M ago45:41

45:41

Don and Tom tackle the behavioral trap of “home bias” in investing—why U.S. investors tend to overinvest domestically and why it’s dangerous. They compare global fund allocations across countries, poke fun at nationalist investing instincts, and explain why international diversification is essential. Listener calls cover early Social Security regre…

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Stock Picking Trap 28:47

1M ago28:47

28:47

In this episode of Talking Real Money, Don and Tom take aim at one of the most persistent investing mistakes: owning individual stocks. With humor and sharp skepticism, they explore why investors—even those who say they follow the show’s advice—still concentrate wealth in a few companies like Apple, NVIDIA, or their employer’s stock. Referencing Ja…

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WS 452 Cuckolding with Ms Bianca 1:00:21

1M ago1:00:21

1:00:21

Ms Harper had special guest Ms Bianca join for a discussion on cuckolding! History, fantasies, consent, misconceptions, jealousy, and more!By Cock Radio

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Mumps, Magaluf and Miriam Margolyes 44:53

1M ago44:53

44:53

Capital Breakfast: After The Show, Show- Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unmissable. Join Jordan North, Chris Stark, and Sian Welby as they take you behind the scenes of Capital Breakfast with the stories that were too outrageous for radio. Each week, the gang spills exclusive secrets, shares laugh-out-loud moments, and reveals what really happens when the…

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Asking Tom and Roxy 25:37

1M ago25:37

25:37

Tom and Roxy dive into listener questions with sharp advice and sharper metaphors—like why a 1,000-point drop in the Dow is more like a slight temperature dip than a financial catastrophe. They cover smart asset location (where to put what), consolidation tips for retirement accounts, the often-overlooked costs of rental real estate, and the emotio…

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Jordan's Growing Cock fail 2:51

1M ago2:51

2:51

Slip of the tongue results in a growing cockBy Radiofail

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Radio Derby F-bomb shocker 0:35

1M ago0:35

0:35

Just when you thought the microphone was off... you go and shout the FnH wordsBy Radiofail

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Retirement Disorder 31:48

1M ago31:48

31:48

This episode explores the psychological and financial side of retirement planning through the lens of entropy. Don and Tom dive into an article from Kiplinger that cleverly compares retirement to the second law of thermodynamics: left unmanaged, both money and purpose tend toward chaos. Only 4% of retirees say they're "living the dream"—and the duo…

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Misplaced Money 45:51

1M ago45:51

45:51

Don and Tom dig into America’s $1.7 trillion in forgotten retirement accounts—29 million of them! They walk listeners through how to search for their own missing funds and share their own finds (or lack thereof). They answer questions about where to park $100K in short-term savings, when (or if) to convert to a Roth in your 70s, the pros and cons o…

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Financial IQ Test 45:40

1M ago45:40

45:40

Don and Tom salute high-schoolers who tackled the National Personal Finance Challenge, then test listeners (and each other) with the same nine-question quiz—covering basics like principal vs. balance, Roth RMD rules, CDs, vesting, inflation risk, callable bonds, and limit orders. Call-in segments dig into real-world money puzzles: whether to sink h…

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06/11/25 Show 263 : Burning Waymos Give You So Much More 2:00:03

1M ago2:00:03

2:00:03

my planned day and a half to do a comprehensive social media cull keeps getting put off which is a shame, because I end up seeing posts from respected members of the underground music world (ok, Don Walsh) alleging Los Angeles anti-ICE protesters are in fact, paid agitators getting rich from the generosity of someone named George Sore Eros. Putting…

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