Best Cold Callers Comedy Podcasts (2025)

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Trump's Ukraine Mineral Deal Explained: How this Could Effectively End the War 52:15

22h ago52:15

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MugClub Undercover takes on the Department of Homeland Security. President Donald Trump and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy have signed a deal for Ukraine’s mineral resources. James Carville and David Hogg are fighting. Get the popcorn. Off a record setting season and a Super Bowl win, Saquon Barkley visited President Donald Trump and the rea…

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Exposing 3 Major Anti-Trump LIES - What You Need to Look For 1:02:08

2d ago1:02:08

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Some things happened at a Beyonce concert. Nike, famous for Air Jordans and child labor, has a new slogan they revealed at the London Marathon. President Donald Trump gave a speech commemorating his (second) first 100 days in office in Michigan. It went pretty well. Here are the highlights. GUEST: Josh Firestine Join Pure Talk Wireless for $25 a mo…

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Why Canada's Election Results Are A Golden Opportunity For Trump, America & Alberta 1:02:29

3d ago1:02:29

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The Canadian elections are over and Canada has decided: we’ll take more of the same, please. We’ll explain why and take a look at what Canada has to look forward to. President Donald Trump has been in office for 100 days. Here are his biggest wins so far. It’s finally here. President Donald Trump is facing articles of impeachment from Representativ…

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There is No Trump Buyer's Remorse; Why the New Poll Numbers are a Psyop 1:03:14

4d ago1:03:14

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Apparently, the American mind can’t comprehend…we don’t know. Something European, we guess. We’re not sure Europe should be bragging about their cigarette addiction. India and Pakistan are on the brink of war. New information has come out about the January 29th helicopter crash at Ronald Reagan Airport. President Donald Trump took flak for wearing …

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MBMBaM 760: ImMaxulate Conception 52:37

4d ago52:37

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Happy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and our continuing profound obsession with George Geef. Suggested talking points: Faith-Based Content, Is Young Sheldon Smarter Than Einstein?, The Muscles Need to Know It, Pickle-Blasted Flexibility, I …

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NY Times Goes Full Simp for Deported Jamaican Kidnapper 1:01:09

7d ago1:01:09

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Montana cops are having fun on the job, so it’s time to step in and stop it. The media is wrong about…well, a lot, frankly, so let’s look at some of the bad takes and misinformation on immigration this week. The news media is making it sound like Texas governor Greg Abbott is helping developers build communities that house illegals. But is he reall…

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Trump Lays Down the Law on Ukraine & Russia: Take the Deal or We Walk 1:01:28

8d ago1:01:28

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The United Kingdom wants to turn off the sun. If only there were a half-dozen science fiction stories that told us that was a bad idea. Oh, wait… Clarissa Ward has returned after she faked rescuing a Syrian prisoner. Now she’s in the Vatican and we’re wondering what she’s faking this time. The news media is making it sound like Texas governor Greg …

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Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, & The 'Woke Right': What is the Truth Behind it All? 1:01:42

9d ago1:01:42

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Dr. Jordan Peterson appeared on Joe Rogan. President Donald Trump is working on possibly implementing a child tax credit. The news media is making it sound like Texas governor Greg Abbott is helping developers build communities that house illegals. But is he really? Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has come under more and more scrutiny as voices o…

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Race Conflict: Karmelo Anthony and the Truth About Black & White Relations in America 1:08:21

10d ago1:08:21

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The Pope is dead which means it’s Pope Picking season. We’ve got all the top contenders for fanciest hat in the land. The Judicial Branch of government is trying to impose on Article II. Which is to say judges think they have more power than the president. We uncover the judicial coup. The Karmelo Anthony/Austin Metcalf case has taken a new turn. A…

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Globalist Cities: A New World Order 1:00:57

11d ago1:00:57

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What is globalism? Where is it coming from? What is their ultimate goal? What can we do about it? We answer these questions and more. Globalism is a threat to the freedoms and rights of everyone in the world and President Donald Trump has made a statement to stand against the advancement of this elitism. Link to today's sources: https://www.louderw…

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MBMBaM 759: Face 2 Face: Mommy’s Special Sweets For Good Business Boys 1:12:30

11d ago1:12:30

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Live from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Come hear about stealing trash without being judged, overly long nachos, awkward library encounters, and, of course, nuts both big and small. Suggested talking points: I Busted in Raleigh and All I Got w…

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Good Friday: A Day for Mourning or A Day for Celebration? 58:10

14d ago58:10

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Pattern is prophecy in Jewish theology. It is important that Jesus Christ came from the Jewish tradition. We go through the biblical patterns that factor into the life of the Messiah and why that makes Good Friday a day of celebration, not mourning.

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TOUGH LOVE: Grok Got Sexual and Tried to Ruin My Marriage 1:01:34

15d ago1:01:34

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Sometimes, you just need to hear it straight from a guru who knows. Today, we tackle your worst problems and reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, so that everyone can learn from your mistakes. Go to https://cbdistillery.com/ and use code CROWDER to save 60% off Need some tough love? We’ll give it to you! Submit your questions to Guru Crowder here:…

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SCRAPYARD: JFK Assassination & Jewish Jokes That Should Never Make Air 1:00:49

16d ago1:00:49

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All the hits that never were. For some reason, the comedy hit the cutting room floor. But, don’t worry. We swept it all into a pile and delivered it to you now. GUEST: Josh Firestine Order your Home Gym today at https://www.getjackedup.com/. For the whole month of November, Jacked Up Fitness is offering 20% off site wide. Make sure you check out th…

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Qatar: The Small Gulf State with Portentous Global Influence 1:00:54

17d ago1:00:54

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What’s going on with Qatar? Qatar is a Middle Eastern country with a complicated history. They’ve come under fire for human rights violations and supporting Hamas leadership. Today, we take a deep dive into what’s really going on with Qatar, why it’s important in the era of President Donald Trump, and whether or not they should be considered an all…

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America vs. China: The Battle for the 21st Century 1:00:29

18d ago1:00:29

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The Power Rangers are racist? New Mexico is the worst. A Baltimore school district is under fire for mistreating the American flag. Here are all the stories you thought we missed from last week. GUEST: Josh Firestine Link for today’s sources https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/sources-april-14-2025 Let American Financing help you regain control of yo…

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MBMBaM 758: Ostrichhood 52:25

18d ago52:25

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We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers can Justin name? And does pepperoni-flavored water make for a more luxurious pizza experience? Suggested talking points: Analog Fountains, Dir…

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Doge's Big Secret & Trump Slaps Commies and Illegals 1:01:52

21d ago1:01:52

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DOGE has a secret. They’ve made a big discovery and have yet to reveal it. With all this hype, it’s got to be something good, right? President Donald Trump isn’t tired of winning and neither are we. The election integrity bill, the SAVE Act, has made it through the House of Representatives. Now it’s time to see if the Senate can get it done. Oh, an…

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How Trump's Massive Tariff Announcement Destroyed China & the Left 1:01:19

22d ago1:01:19

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Let’s take a walk down memory lane with this old time PSA. Predator Poacher in Long Island is back after another sting operation. President Donald Trump announced a 90 day suspension on tariffs for every country except one: China. While Leftists are claiming Trump caved to the pressure, it seems more likely that China was the target all along. So, …

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COLD WAR 2.0? Will China Blink First Or Will Trump? 1:02:34

23d ago1:02:34

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Representative Jasmine Crockett wants illegal immigrants to stay in America so they can pick cotton. Eldridge Colby was confirmed as Undersecretary for Policy in the Department of Defense and you’ll never guess who voted against him. It was Mitch McConnell. Because, of course, it was. Colossal Biosciences claimed they are the first to “de-extinct” …

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Jon Stewart is LYING to You About Trump's Tariffs 1:03:36

24d ago1:03:36

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Jon Stewart is wrong. Again. John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight, devoted 42 minutes to explaining that, despite all the evidence, despite what you see right in front of you, despite the fact that two men faced off against each other at the Women’s UK Pool Final, there are no men in women’s sports. He’s wrong. Allow us to explain. Also, Mug Club…

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Black Monday: Trump's Tariffs are Causing Global Panic - But Should They? 1:00:24

25d ago1:00:24

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Men continue to dominate women’s sports. What did they take over this time? Meanwhile, there were a lot of protests over the weekend and you’re (not) going to be surprised who sponsored them. Are you trying to explain your hot take on tariffs but you keep sounding like a Commie? Don’t worry, we’re here to help. We’re going over all the fallout and …

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MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose Horny 1:17:56

25d ago1:17:56

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We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking That Frasier Feeling™. Suggested talking points: Vatican 2.3, Business Penguin, New Ways to Make Untertainment, Martin Crane Impersonator Who Br…

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The Friday Show: Fat Pride is Over, California Sucks, and So Does Springsteen (ft. Vince) 1:00:45

28d ago1:00:45

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San Francisco is changing the way it fines traffic violations. Good news for comedians everywhere: men and women aren’t the same. Bruce Springsteen is releasing new music. Well, old music. New old music. Finally, we take a look at the new Naked Gun trailer to see if Hollywood is back. GUEST: Josh Firestine | Vince Coglianese Link to today's sources…

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Why Track Meets are No Longer Safe 1:00:48

29d ago1:00:48

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German police get deep into a murder investigation before the case takes a twist not even Sherlock Holmes could see coming. A stabbing death in Frisco goes largely uncovered by the mainstream media, and we think you know the reason. Liberation Day has come and tariffs are rolling out. We dive into the equations, regulations, numbers and countries t…

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Why the Deported El Salvador Father Story Is One Huge Media Lie! 1:00:42

1M ago1:00:42

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Germany issues a warning to travelers. Representative Cory Booker breaks the record for filibustering. We break down all the important parts of his 25 hour speech. The Trump Administration came under fire for wrongfully deporting a Maryland father to El Salvador. Are you sure about that? GUEST: Josh Firestine Link to today's sources https://www.lou…

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What this Anti-American Jew Said Will Make You Angry 1:00:25

1M ago1:00:25

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Chase Strangio is back to give the world the ACLU's take on transgender woman in women's sports. Meanwhile, Rabbi Levi Shemtov has a take on making anti-anti-Semitism the next social cause to sweep across America. Finally, China. Are we cooked, fam? GUEST: Josh Firestine SOURCES: https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/sources-april-1-2025 Let American F…

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Social Security Scandal: How Elites Use Illegals to Game The American System 59:58

1M ago59:58

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President Donald Trump’s latest tariffs are set to take effect this week, DOGE discovered non-citizens are obtaining social security numbers through asylum applications and subsequently voting in what appears to be a massive scandal, NBC sounded the alarm regarding Trump serving a third term in office, the United Kingdom’s sentencing counsel introd…

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MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard Mountain 56:11

1M ago56:11

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Even though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like the amount of wrestling one can watch with 2 kids, new and creative curses, and how many sides are in a square. Suggested talking points: Shake…

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Did Ezra Klein Red Pill Jon Stewart & JD Vance Initiates Greenland Takeover 1:00:14

1M ago1:00:14

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The Danish PM is butthurt Vice President JD Vance is headed to Greenland, Trump may be causing fewer foreigners to travel to America (good?), Ezra Klein mistakenly red pills Jon Stewart after explaining how inefficient the government is and a whole lot more! GUESTS: Josh Firestine Get $20 OFF Rumble Premium TODAY with Promo Code: RUMBLELIVE SOURCES…

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What Trump’s Massive Auto Tariffs Are Really About | Guest: Bill Richmond 1:01:30

1M ago1:01:30

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The House DOGE subcommittee held a long overdue hearing on PBS and NPR, how Trump’s newly announced 25% tariff on all auto imports into the US will breathe life into the auto industry, my half asian lawyer Bill Richmond dives into the lawsuit launched against the Trump admin over the Signal leak debacle AND MORE! GUESTS: Bill Richmond | Josh Firest…

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BREAKING: Proof of Yemen War Texts Released by Atlantic: Who Should Take Responsibility? 1:00:45

1M ago1:00:45

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Democrat’s favorite racist, Jasmine Crockett is becoming increasingly unhinged, Trump restores election integrity with the swipe of the pen, it’s no surprise that The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg is an asshole, Danish PM is butthurt Vice President JD Vance is headed to Greenland and MUCH MORE! GUESTS: Josh Firestine Get $20 OFF Rumble Premium TODAY …

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"Top Secret" War Texts Exposed & The AIPAC Question Addressed 1:00:28

1M ago1:00:28

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Uh-oh, Trump admin’s accidental group chat leaked with war plans, are we headed into another war or is this all blown out of proportion? The truth about AIPAC and what you ought to know, shocker (not) Jon Stewart whines about Trump and supposed “hypocrisy” and MUCH MORE! GUESTS: Josh Firestine Get $20 OFF Rumble Premium TODAY with Promo Code: RUMBL…

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MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny Beach 1:04:41

1M ago1:04:41

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We're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people with the same name. Suggested talking points: Murder on the Money Path, Wet Elliot, Canadian Chicken Wing Culture, Enderman for My Butt, An Auth…

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How Rogue Judges Are Destroying MAGA & How Trump Can Stop Them 1:01:06

1M ago1:01:06

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From Australian’s university cuts to Congo minerals, Trump can’t stop winning and he’s not stopping! Checks & Balances need a check and balance after some US judges have started to push the envelope by challenge the Executive Branch bringing a Constitutional Crisis into question, some Conservative influencers have gone full shill on a potential sod…

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Goodbye YouTube | Today is the Day 59:25

1M ago59:25

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Today is my final day live streaming on YouTube. Thank you for all of your support. President Donald Trump has made it clear he wants Canada to be the 51st state & some Canadians are vocalizing their readiness to defend the homeland, a Trump supporter said he has no regrets after U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detained his wife, an act of…

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Domestic Terrorism, Antisemitic Memes & Zionist Shills | Guest: Laura Loomer 1:01:52

1M ago1:01:52

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Leftists are ramping up domestic terrorism as Tesla owners are being doxxed and dealerships are being burned and vandalized across America, the Late Night left has encouraged more violence, it’s Time to Close for the Department of Education, how we tricked the Blaze into sharing an antisemitic meme yesterday on X, NBC News found out white women are…

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JFK Files Dropped: Examining the Biggest Claims & Trump Putin Call Breakdown 1:03:48

1M ago1:03:48

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The JFK Files 2025 have been released, President Donald Trump spoke with Russia’s President Putin about a potential ceasefire with Ukraine yesterday, Trump’s Customs & Border Protection Agency “Home” self-deportation app is making waves, Tim Walz made a series of absurd comments in his latest interview on Gavin Newsom’s podcast, and much more! GUES…

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From Hunter Biden's Security to the JFK Files - How the Trump Admin is Exposing Deceit 1:04:30

2M ago1:04:30

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President Trump revoked Secret Service protection for Ashley & Hunter Biden after images surfaced of Hunter Biden in South Africa with his security detail, a French politician demanded that Americans return the Statue of Liberty to France, we did a deep dive on incoming MSNBC Senior Washington Correspondent Eugene Daniels, Whoopi Goldberg said she’…

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Trump: America First Champion or Neocon Warmonger? 1:00:22

2M ago1:00:22

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Former Vice President Joe Biden’s last minute pardons appear to have been signed by autopen, potentially voiding them, President Donald Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to deport MS-13 and Tren de Aragua members to El Salvador despite a judge’s attempt to block the process, the President also took serious military action on Thursday whic…

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MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff Hufferbuff 1:03:38

2M ago1:03:38

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Come spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either. Suggested talking points: One Very Motivated Marmoset, Vanilla to the Poor, Death to the Rich, The Sapphire Pimpernel, Jim Inside, Sad Dad Charcuterie…

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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Rumble Live & Louder with Crowder 1:18:44

2M ago1:18:44

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Major Announcement Inbound… DOWNLOAD THE RUMBLE APP TODAY: https://rumble.com/our-apps Join Rumble Premium to watch this show every day! http://louderwithcrowder.com/Premium Get your favorite LWC gear: https://crowdershop.com/ Bite-Sized Content: https://rumble.com/c/CrowderBits Subscribe to my podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/louder-with-crowder/…

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USAID Shredding Conspiracy | What Everyone's Getting Wrong with Half Asian Lawyer Bill Richmond 1:06:56

2M ago1:06:56

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The House voted early this week on H.R. 495 the Subterranean Border Defense Act and you won’t be surprised who cast the lone nay, Disney’s live action Snow White adaptation is slated for release next week and we’ve catalogued all the reasons why it’s cursed, prominent leftists like Michelle Obama & Gavin Newsom are pushing podcasts, Half Asian Lawy…

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