Catch up on all the chaos in our latest episode! Alysha and Ryan kick things off with what they’ve been binging lately and some theories about their current show. They dive into their decision to take on the 75 “Lite” challenge — because why go full savage when you can ease your way in, right? Things get real awkward when Alysha calls out Ryan for …

It’s Memorial Day(literally recorded this Monday morning) and we’re back causing chaos on the mic! This week, we catch y’all up on what we watched over the weekend — including Branch spiraling through Final Destination Bloodlines and our thoughts on Sinners. We also get into some real talk: blaming your partner when you get sick (because obviously …

This week on Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha dive into the bizarre and brilliant world of The Substance for their latest Branch Binging pick — trust us, it’s as wild as it sounds. Ryan shares his chaotic work blowout story, while Alysha makes it very clear that if she ever escaped prison, you’d catch her at a McDonald’s. They also take a nost…

In this episode, Alysha and Ryan kick off with a Grubhub scam story, dive into their latest movie binge, and take a nostalgic trip back to the era of iconic dance movies. Things get a little weird (in the best way) when they start talking about dancing in the rain and somehow end up deep in alien theory territory. Plus — they wrap up with some Moth…

In this episode, try your best to keep up as Ryan and Alysha completely derail the topic train at least a dozen times. From binge-watching the latest Black Mirror to debating whether it’s appropriate to let it rain at a funeral (or was that a club?), to those awkward run-ins with high school classmates… at the actual high school. It’s chaotic, it’s…

In today’s episode, Alysha officially takes Ryan to court! Shouldn’t a husband pay some attention to his wife when she’s killin’ it at the gym? A little look, a quick compliment — is that too much to ask? You be the judge! Plus, things get wild as they dive into the messy origins of celebrity sex tapes, parental clap backs, and Alysha’s painfully a…

After a brief hiatus thanks to a tech meltdown (RIP sound files), Ryan and Alysha are back and diving headfirst into some very important questions—like what’s really going on in The Curious Case of Natalia Grace from Good American Family, and wait… was Clint Eastwood in salad dressing commercials or are we just completely off the rails? Between Rya…

In today’s episode, Ryan and Alysha are deep into their latest obsession: Good American Family—and trust us, it’s getting juicy! They also dive into a spicy TikTok convo about people bringing the Holy Spirit into their concert decisions… like, bestie, that might be between you and the Lord, not the timeline. Oh, and did we mention Ryan casually dro…

In today’s episode, Alysha and Ryan dive deep into the latest catch up of the Terminator saga and what chatGPT says about AI’s growing presence in our world. But that’s just the beginning—things take a turn as they discuss gym encounters, the chaos of counting calories, and whether proposals should get a do-over. Plus, the Beard vs. Makeup Debate i…

Catch our latest episode—stream it now or watch live replay on our Facebook page! This week, we dive into the nostalgia of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, a wild story involving a pimp and a bishop (yes, really), and the absurdity of what some influencers post online. We also get into polyamorous relationships, whether reminiscing about your first love…

In today’s episode, Ryan and Alysha take a trip down memory lane with some old-school cinema and the weird rabbit holes of Tubi scrolling. They also share an exciting update on what could be their first LIVE podcast episode! Then, things get interesting as they discuss playing devil’s advocate on just about any topic—no matter how questionable. Plu…

Ryan and Alysha are back, catching up on all things pop culture and life’s latest chaos! They break down what they’ve been watching—from the season finale of Paradise to the newest Captain America—before diving into some weekend adventures, including a trip to the mall featuring wack arcades and… kids on leashes? Then, they get into the weird world…

On this episode of Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha break down all the drama from the Tv Show "Paradise" and give their take on who they think killed the president. Then, Ryan finally gets out of the house—sparking a conversation about leading friends on. Next, we dive into the wild reality of kids needing a parent just to go to McDonald’s and…

Join Ryan and Alysha for another episode packed with laughs (and maybe a little too much peen talk). This week, they dive into their latest binge-watch obsession, Alysha’s much-needed “alone time,” and the art of initiating in the bedroom. Plus, they tackle some very important gym attire discussions—because peen prints and cheek checks matter! Buck…

Today’s episode will have you rolling on the floor laughing as Ryan and Alysha take you on a wild ride of unfiltered tangents and questionable debates. Ever wondered if boogers at work are an HR violation? Should doves really be released at funerals, or is that just for movies? And seriously—why doesn’t Amazon have an incognito mode for those total…

We’re keeping it light and fun in today’s episode! We dive into Valentine’s Day talk, live-react to the Paradise trailer, and get into some wild word origins (I mean we definitely can’t say these outside!). Plus, we wrap things up with some TIFU stories and a few one-liners from Alysha’s latest read—though Ryan is not impressed. Timestamps: Intro -…

Start your week with us as we dive into our latest Severance updates, family adventures, and unexpected dilemmas! In this episode, we’re sharing updates on our Severance binge (and how some people have their own severance program on social media), family skating outing, and our thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl—including Kendrick Lamar’s halftime …

In today’s episode, we chat about the Final Destination teaser trailer—will it live up to the originals? Then, we dive into the Grammy’s fashion hits and misses—why do some celebs go “all out” while others barely wear anything? Next, we discuss El Salvador’s controversial plan to house American criminals in their infamous mega-prison. We wrap thing…

In today’s episode, we dive into what we’ve been binge-watching—Severance and The Handmaid’s Tale—and all the wild twists that have us hooked. Then, we unpack our latest parent-teacher conference experience… Are they lowkey teaching kids to have ADD and be RACESES (It sounds worse vocally from a teacher) ? And finally, we tackle one of life’s bigge…

In today’s episode, we dive into the wild world of America’s current state, tackling some truly unbelievable moments. Is the U.S. turning into The Handmaid’s Tale? Why is “Scott” struggling to explain his take on the Elon “salute”? And did Mississippi really try to pass that bill? But it’s not all doom and gloom—we lighten things up with a TIFU sto…

On this episode we return after missing a week to explain like we always do, Adulting just means you gotta be out and about when you don't even want to. We discuss plans to do some live episodes in the near future. Also is reverse body dysmorphia a thing? Like a Jonah Hill affect. Whats the deal with these green eyed actors getting all this love li…

In this episode, we’re tackling some big questions—like what draws people to church and what drives them away. We also unpack some wild religious practices, including an Apostolic church making women apologize for being pregnant. Yes, really. Ever wonder who decides what gets a national “day”? We do too, and we’re talking about that…along with the …

In today’s episode, we’re diving into our latest binge obsession: The Ultimatum—who’s staying together, who’s calling it quits, and all the drama in between. Then, we’re sharing our current audiobook listens, and is 1.75x speed too fast? But wait…what’s a “fearection”? Ryan spills on his bizarre fear response and a newly discovered phobia that has …

We know we’ve been gone for a minute, but here’s the long (and short) version of what’s kept us away. From Vegas drama to the middle child enigma, we’re catching you up on everything that’s been happening. • 1:11- Intro: Did we mention that We’re back? • 3:31 - Back to Vegas: Middle Child Girl Problems • 17:37 - Middle Child Enigma: We got school b…

We’re back—this time for real, for real! Life has been lifing, but we’re here to catch you up on everything. From making it back home after Vegas to holiday woes, we’re diving into it all. • Intro: We’re back at it! 3:17 • Vegas Recap: Finally home! 4:18 • Back to Business: Lysha B Creative 23:36 • Election Talk: 30:15 • Holiday Woes: It’s that tim…

We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to Ameri…

In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests and don’t get Ryan started about the “jello”. New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we’re still working on the name) and talked about A…

Britannica Dictionary definition of PATHOLOGICAL. 1. : extreme in a way that is not normal or that shows an illness or mental problem In this episode, we BRANCH binging!!!! (Maybe we’ll see) to discuss "Dark Matter" and the "Tell Them You Love Me" doc on Netflix. We also discuss pathological liars and incriminating child neglect videos AND YOU POST…

On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets…

This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an emp…

During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like …

Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGG…

Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was tryi…

Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying…

Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life. I real…

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growin…

This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this week…

Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain'…

If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL. Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping t…

Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja …

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Ar…

Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest t…

This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why i…

EDIT: SOOOO I ain't know I uploaded the edited version for the video portion that I was still editing, therefore Ly's mic was off on the previous upload but now both audio channels are on. Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah.…

Either this heatwave the past few days got some of us buggin or it's just Too HAWT for Love right now. So much toxicity going on and everybody is just trying to go around to get a nut. We would've never thought the man who has practically been penning our love songs in our dating life would be involved in some filth like this Hea! Then we got the B…

It's one thing for certain and two things for sure...when we record after 10Pm. It's bout to get WEIRD during the Pod. Drinks got the flowing early and we had to finish our Branch Binging shows but we got to the episode. We recap our wedding adventures and talk about the moments there and then we hop on over to an important discussion on Cheating (…

Ya know.... I don't know what got over me the last time I posted a Episode update a few weeks back but... I do Enjoy this process. Apparently a little break was needed to restore the feeling. A family vacation was def needed to break the mundane tasks and over that time, some tings have been going down. This episode we get into our lil trip with th…

Yup, phoning it in again on the artwork this episode.... I ain't even gon hold you. This episode was one of those lackluster ones, I'm sorry. The motivation to do an episode every week be there...but then the day comes and it feels like work. This episode got a little personal but you know what, facades are overrated and used too much. We recap the…

There was a whole different title for this episode originally, however we discovered something by the end of this episode that we had to change it up. Also why the episode artwork this week is lazy as hell is because we recorded this one a lil later than usual. As we like to do on this show, get away from the distractions in society, we also gotta …

Issa another episode!! Where once again, we're on the lookout for the Summer cuz it's been about 48 hours into the Summer season and if this No Daylight Savings is messing with the temp/weather then say that then. Where's the sun? The Heat? Have ya'll ever thought about, if you was butt A$$ naked in the woods somewhere... in fact keep your clothes …