Best Crooked Thoughts Podcasts (2025)

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Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens" 1:09:17

9h ago1:09:17

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This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens". In this Midweek BONUS Episode... 0.000001% Cha…

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Con Man Air: Trump’s Middle East Cash Grab 1:32:31

1d ago1:32:31

1:32:31

Tommy and Ben discuss how President Trump’s first official foreign trip is a blatant extraction of money from the Middle East, his announcement that the US will lift sanctions on Syria, the widening cracks between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Trump and Israel’s increasing isolation, and the different stories the US and Iran are tel…

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Errant Spirits and Transitional Worlds: Insights from The Spirits’ Book 11:40

19h ago11:40

11:40

In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we explore fascinating concepts from Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book, specifically Questions 223 to 236 in Chapter VI of Part Two: Spirit Life. This section delves into the nature and role of errant spirits—souls between incarnations—and their experiences in transitional worlds. These teachings illuminate the spi…

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The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; & The Raging Car Pooper 1:41:58

4d ago1:41:58

1:41:58

If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood. In this…

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William Crookes: The Scientist Who Explored the Spirit World 12:18

6d ago12:18

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William Crookes, a renowned British scientist and chemist, ventured beyond the boundaries of material science into the fascinating realm of Spiritism. Best known for his pioneering work in physics and chemistry, Crookes also conducted groundbreaking experiments in spiritual phenomena, offering a scientific perspective on mediumship and the existenc…

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Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom" 1:12:45

7d ago1:12:45

1:12:45

You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese A Man …

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Israel’s Plan to Flatten and Occupy Gaza 1:34:05

8d ago1:34:05

1:34:05

Tommy and Ben discuss President Trump’s firing of National Security Advisor Mike Waltz and the dangers that come along with consolidating responsibilities into fewer hands, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s visit to the White House, and cuts to the CIA, military, and other intelligence agencies while Trump plans a “big, beautiful” military para…

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Reflections on the Plurality of Existences: Insights from The Spirits’ Book 13:38

8d ago13:38

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In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we delve into Chapter V of Part Two from Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book: Considerations concerning the Plurality of Existences. This chapter expands on the Spiritist doctrine of reincarnation, offering profound reflections on its implications for human life and moral progress. Learn about the philosophical and s…

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Audiobook - Workers of the Life Eternal: Life in the Spirit World Collection - Book 4 8:37:30

9d ago8:37:30

8:37:30

Workers of the Life Eternal: Life in the Spirit World. By the Spirit André Luiz, psychographed by Chico Xavier. What happens when spiritual workers assist souls at the moment of death? In Workers of the Life Eternal, the spirit André Luiz offers a profound look into the compassionate and organized efforts of enlightened beings who guide spirits tra…

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Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, & The Sperm Race Winner 1:56:27

11d ago1:56:27

1:56:27

I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy n…

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Leopoldo Cirne: A Pillar of Brazilian Spiritism 20:26

13d ago20:26

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Leopoldo Cirne, a prominent figure in the history of Brazilian Spiritism, played a vital role in shaping the movement during a transformative era. As a leader, writer, and advocate, Cirne worked tirelessly to promote the Spiritist doctrine and expand its reach throughout Brazil. His contributions are a testament to his dedication to Allan Kardec's …

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Hands That Listen: Transforming Your Approach to Animal Wellness 21:08

15d ago21:08

21:08

Send Mary a text! Discover how to shift from the conventional "fix-it" approach to animal bodywork to creating a tactile conversation with your animal's nervous system. Rather than attempting to stretch, release, or realign body parts, Mary Debono reveals how supporting the nervous system—the body's true control center—creates profound, lasting cha…

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Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; & A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee" 1:21:13

14d ago1:21:13

1:21:13

Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it. In this Midweek BONU…

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Canada Elects the Anti-Trump 1:32:00

15d ago1:32:00

1:32:00

Ben and Tommy discuss the Liberal Party’s shocking come-from-behind victory in the Canadian election and why it was a rebuke of Donald Trump, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and Trump’s meeting at the Vatican and why Trump’s peace talks with Russia have failed, and the never-ending chaos swirling around Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. They a…

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The Plurality of Existences: A Spiritist Perspective from The Spirits’ Book 11:22

15d ago11:22

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In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we explore The Plurality of Existences, Chapter IV of Part Two in Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book. This enlightening chapter discusses the Spiritist teachings on reincarnation, the purpose of successive lives, and how these experiences contribute to spiritual evolution. Discover how this doctrine explains the ine…

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Hammer To The Cheekbones; Bare Minimum For A Husband; & Frozen Brazillian Butt 1:35:37

18d ago1:35:37

1:35:37

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bik…

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The Vine Branch in The Spirits’ Book 9:44

20d ago9:44

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The image of the vine branch holds a profound symbolic meaning within the teachings of Spiritism. Found in The Spirits’ Book by Allan Kardec, it serves as a metaphor for spiritual connection, growth, and the enduring link between humanity and the divine. This imagery encapsulates the Spiritist view of life as a journey of continual progress under d…

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A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub 1:06:31

21d ago1:06:31

1:06:31

A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office. In this Midwe…

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Present Moment Magic: Mindfulness for You and Your Animals 16:14

22d ago16:14

16:14

Send Mary a text! What if the way to connect more deeply with your horse or dog wasn’t by doing more—but simply by noticing more? In this episode of Easier Movement, Happier Life, Mary Debono explores how mindfulness, the simple act of noticing your present experience, can radically transform your life and the lives of your animals. You’ll learn ho…

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Chaos at the Pentagon 1:14:17

22d ago1:14:17

1:14:17

Tommy and Ben discuss the latest scandal engulfing Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and why even his defenders say the Pentagon is in chaos, a report about the FBI Director’s jet-setting lifestyle, and Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s mindless reorganization of the State Department. They also talk about Pope Francis’ moral leadership on global aff…

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The Return to Spirit Life: Teachings from The Spirits’ Book by Allan Kardec 15:41

22d ago15:41

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In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we explore The Return from the Corporeal to the Spirit Life, Chapter III of Part Two in Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book. This profound chapter delves into what happens to spirits after death, the transition from physical to spiritual existence, and the experiences of the soul in the afterlife. Gain a deeper under…

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Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; & The Assassination Culture 1:58:43

25d ago1:58:43

1:58:43

If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all…

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The Auto de Fé of Barcelona: Spiritism on Trial 14:38

27d ago14:38

14:38

The Auto de Fé of Barcelona was a pivotal event in the history of Spiritism, symbolizing both the challenges and resilience of the movement. This infamous act involved the public burning of Spiritist books, including works by Allan Kardec, under the authority of the Catholic Church. It stands as a reminder of the ideological resistance Spiritism fa…

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Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; & An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover 1:12:41

28d ago1:12:41

1:12:41

It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat W…

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Your Animal’s Body is Talking—Are You Listening? 19:10

29d ago19:10

19:10

Send Mary a text! What if a simple, mindful touch could improve your dog’s or horse’s movement, comfort, and even emotional well-being? In this episode, Mary Debono shares how to use your hands and your heart to do a gentle “scan”—a profoundly simple practice that awakens awareness, fosters mobility, and strengthens your bond. You’ll learn: Why you…

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World’s Lamest Dictator Goes to Washington 1:38:01

29d ago1:38:01

1:38:01

Tommy and Ben discuss El Salvadorian President Nayib Bukele’s White House meeting with Trump and their coordinated assault on due process in America, the terrifying prospect of Trump sending American citizens to foreign prisons, Daniel Noboa’s re-election in Ecuador, and disgraced military contractor Erik Prince’s attempts to privatize and profit f…

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The Incarnation of Spirits: Insights from The Spirits’ Book by Allan Kardec 10:03

29d ago10:03

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In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we delve into The Incarnation of Spirits, the second chapter of Part Two in Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book. This chapter explores why spirits incarnate, the purpose of life in the material world, and the spiritual lessons learned through reincarnation. Discover how Spiritism sheds light on the link between the p…

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The "Prolegomena" of The Spirits’ Book: An Introduction to Spiritism 16:35

1M ago16:35

16:35

In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we delve into the "Prolegomena" of Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book. This essential section sets the foundation for understanding Spiritism, providing an overview of its purpose, methodology, and the collaborative efforts with the spirit realm that brought this groundbreaking work to life. Join us as we explore th…

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Eating Grandpa--AGAIN; AK-47 Crotch-Shot; & A History of Buttholes 1:25:19

1M ago1:25:19

1:25:19

This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms! In this episode... [A Piece of My M…

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Léon Chevreuil: Spiritist Philosopher and Painter 16:08

1M ago16:08

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Léon Chevreuil was not only a profound thinker and contributor to Spiritist philosophy but also a talented painter. His dual legacy of intellectual exploration and artistic expression highlights the harmonious blend of spirituality and creativity within his life. As a key figure in Spiritist literature, Chevreuil’s work continues to inspire and dee…

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Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts" 1:11:51

1M ago1:11:51

1:11:51

(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts" (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity (00:46:30) insane Week In Review (00:58:19) Genius Awards I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they ne…

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Pause, Process, Progress: The Value of Confusion 10:01

1M ago10:01

10:01

Send Mary a text! Confusion isn’t failure—it’s a signal that your brain (or your animal’s) is learning something new. In this episode, Mary Debono shares how embracing confusion can improve your movement, mindset, and connection with your horse or dog. Key Takeaways Confusion is a natural and valuable part of the learning process. Your nervous syst…

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Trump Tariffs Create Global Chaos 1:38:58

1M ago1:38:58

1:38:58

Tommy and Ben discuss the disastrous impact of Trump’s “Liberation Day” tariffs, how a fringe right-wing conspiracy theorist got Trump to fire top national security officials, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu’s visit to Washington and the upcoming talks between the Trump administration and Iran. Then they explain why South Sudan is teetering on the ed…

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The Spirits: Exploring Their Nature and Role in the Universe 13:26

1M ago13:26

13:26

In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we explore Part II, Chapter I of Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book, diving into the profound nature of spirits. What are spirits, and how do they relate to the material and spiritual worlds? We discuss their origins, essence, and the vital role they play in the greater scheme of existence as revealed by Spiritism. …

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The Introduction of The Spirits’ Book: Allan Kardec’s Vision for Spiritism 22:50

1M ago22:50

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In this episode of Spiritism Talk, we examine the Introduction of Allan Kardec's The Spirits’ Book. This critical section provides a roadmap for understanding the philosophy of Spiritism, its principles, and its scientific and moral underpinnings. Kardec’s meticulous approach invites readers to reflect on humanity’s spiritual evolution and the ques…

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Breast Milk Ice Cream; Stiffed Plumber Re-Clogs Pipe; & Snake Sperm Helps Singing 1:24:24

1M ago1:24:24

1:24:24

I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email ad…

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Célina Japhet: A Medium’s Role in Spiritism’s Early Days 16:44

1M ago16:44

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Célina Japhet played a crucial role in the formative years of Spiritism, serving as one of the principal mediums whose communications greatly influenced Allan Kardec’s codification of Spiritist teachings. Her dedication and mediumistic abilities made her a key figure in transmitting the teachings from the spirit world that laid the foundation of Sp…

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ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; & A Meatball Gender Reveal 1:21:03

1M ago1:21:03

1:21:03

The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on…

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