Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting mélange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the Pepto-Bismol for society’s indigestion. In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters Dee Simon and Kate Rambo discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.
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S&W Episode 995: Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?
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1:24:36Dee and Kate feel it’s more than coincidence that the Pope died one day after meeting with JD “ The Antichrist” Vance. A 900-year-old prophecy predicts a final pope whose passing will usher in the Final Judgment for all mankind. Northern Slag Claudia calls in about skid marks and smegma. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Sho…
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S&W Episode 994: Brando’s Bad Seeds
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1:29:09The Godfather of Podcasts cover Marlon Brando, a man famous for being a brilliant actor and infamous for being a terrible father. Dee and Kate discuss the tragic lives of Christian and Cheyenne Brando who both suffered untimely deaths. YouTube Lady calls in about Korean food and Tsunami vids. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Secon…
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S&W Episode 993: Brooklyn’s House of Evil
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1:13:25Dee and Kate are heading to NYC this weekend. While Kate’s excited to see the sideshows of Coney Island, Dee wants to visit the House Of Evil on 222 Brooklyn Avenue where notorious cult leader and serial killer Reverend DeVernon LeGrand committed unspeakable crimes. Listener calls in about Hillary Clinton and the DP logistics question is finally an…
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S&W Episode 992: The Pied Piper of Tucson
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1:28:19Dee’s concerned that he’s contributing to the AI generated down syndrome sexploitation industry. Kate tells Dee the story of the ultimate Bad Seed, Charles “Smitty” Schmid, AKA the “Pied Piper of Tucson”. Looking like the mutant offspring of an Evil Elvis, the boys wanted to be him and the girls wanted him in them…with deadly consequences. British …
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S&W Episode 991: Vegan Trans Death Cult
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1:30:47While some vegans can be really annoying, others can be brazenly homicidal. Dee and Kate explore the Zizians, an anarcho vegan cultlike group, allegedly involved in six violent deaths across three states. Listener calls in about a fecal mishap from the college days. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and th…
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S&W Episode 990: A Guide to Recognizing Your Goomars
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1:14:35To close out Mafia month, Kate provides a tutorial on how to be a mistress to a wiseguy and not wind up sleeping with the fishes. Youtube Lady calls in about Christmas tree decorations and parrots. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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Inspired by the film Mississippi Burning, Dee tells Kate about Mafia hitman Gregory Scarpa aka The Grim Reaper whom the FBI used to interrogate the Klansmen behind the murders of three civil rights workers in 1964. Siege calls in with a question about incest. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus…
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S&W Episode 988: Stiff Drink at the Gemini Lounge
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1:31:48Kate’s rewatching the Sopranos but the crimes of those fictional mobsters pale in comparison to the gruesome murders carried out by Roy Demeo and his Murder Machine. Hot Liz Short phones in about female facial hair. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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S&W Episode 987: Elon and the Angry Inch
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1:37:15Dee and Kate investigate the conspiracy theory that Elon Musk’s botched penis enlargement surgery caused him to become a supervillain. Will the real Boner Villain please stand up? And Jizzy Jake is gutted that the show is ending. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon or Apple Podcasts to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Se…
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S&W Episode 986 – helLA: My Wicked, Wicked Ways
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1:27:12After a night of ghost hunting on the haunted Queen Mary for her birthday, Kate tells Dee all about the swashbuckling and salacious life of former passenger Errol Flynn. Listener calls in about the joys of DP and Siege phones in a story about ruining an Amanda Palmer concert. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archiv…
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S&W Episode 985: Church of the Most High Goddess
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1:08:46Dee and Kate feel everyone should celebrate Valentine’s Day by absolving their sins through sexual intercourse with a High Priestess in an Egyptian themed neo-pagan sex cult. The Swede calls in about frequenting a rub and tug in Middle Earth. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial …
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What’s more annoying than sports? Sports fans. Dee and Kate share the story of Rock’n Rollen Stewart who wore a rainbow wig while holding up JOHN 3:16 signs at sporting events and who was later sentenced to three consecutive life sentences for stink bomb attacks, kidnapping and hostage taking. Scottish-German listener calls in for some advice. Sign…
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S&W Episode 983: Racists of the Lost Ark
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1:44:47To commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day, Dee tells Kate all about the Ahnenerbe, the Nazi think tank, that conducted archeological research and human experimentation to prove the ancestral supremacy of the Aryan race. Aussie listener calls in with an unsanitary story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and…
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S&W Episode 982: (Hi)Jacking Off DB Cooper
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1:12:37After buying a book about famous hijackings at Portland’s Powell Books, Kate’s inspired to tell Dee about the notorious DB Cooper and the many copycat hijackers he motivated. Listeners call in to wish Dee a happy birthday. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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S&W Episode 981: Something Fishy Going On
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1:17:48Dee and Kate chat with Adrienne the Yoni Nutritionist about fishy vagina odors, which smells worse: foreskin smegma or vaginal discharge, and how to gently tell your sex partner that you have anal warts. Marshall Island Tony has a moral compass and UK listener calls in with a cautionary tale about Planet of the Apes. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong …
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S&W Episode 980: Hollywood is Burning
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1:43:11Los Angeles might be on fire but your intrepid hosts still managed to record a podcast. Dee and Kate deconstruct the conspiracy theories surrounding the LA fires ranging from energy weapons and DEI hiring practices to a larger globalist plot to deindustrialize the United States. New listener calls in about a psychedelic OKCupid date. Sign up for th…
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As Dee approaches his 50th birthday, he’s inspired by the looksmaxxing social media influencers who promote unrealistic beauty standards to impressionable young men. Boner Villain calls in to wish Dee and Kate a happy new year and a listener shares his experience with cumnog. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archiv…
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Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 2 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.By Dee Simon and Kate Rambo
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S&W Episode 977 – Worst Xmas Ever Part 1
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1:38:16Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 1 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.By Dee Simon and Kate Rambo
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S&W Episode 976: The Man Who Murdered Santa
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1:15:14Dee has always found the idea of Santa Claus to be a bit creepy but he would never murder him in front of a group of screaming children like one-eyed, Nazi pedophile Paul Shafer who founded a fanatical Christian compound in Southern Chile. Listener calls in about Jewish Christmas. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW a…
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S&W Episode 975: The Freeways are Crowded Enough
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1:19:33Kate rhymes with hate and in this episode, Kate is full of it. As the holiday season approaches, you are forced to spend time with family members you see once a year who will inevitably ask invasive questions about your uterus. This year, S&W helps you respond to those infuriating breeding questions. Boner Villain wishes Dee a happy holiday season …
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S&W Episode 974: I’ll Have My Husband for Dinner
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1:15:08Dee and Kate think everyone should do background checks on their Thanksgiving dinner guests. You never know if they might have killed, dismembered, cooked and stored their husband’s body parts like “Black Widow” Omaima Nelson. The WAD calls in about being SA’d. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bon…
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S&W Episode 973: Ryan Keely Seduces the Dragon
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1:34:50Dee and Kate chat with America’s favorite Stepmom Ryan Keely about Halloween themed sex parties, shooting nun porn in Beverly Hills, and her new Dungeons and Dragons podcast I Seduce the Dragon. Caller asks how much masturbation is too much. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial K…
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S&W Episode 972: The Madness of the Alexanders
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1:25:17Dee and Kate’s dark family secrets hardly compare to those of the Alexander family which include messianic cults, incestual orgies and ritualistic murder. Marshall Island Tony calls in about the Japanese attitude towards WW2. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs…
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S&W Episode 971: The Son of Sam and His Demon Dog
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1:36:36The cult-like infatuation of Donald Trump inspires Kate to explore the conspiracy theory that a Satanic cult orchestrated the Son of Sam murders of the 1970s. Listener calls in with some pressing questions for Kate and Driver is tormented by Facebook’s algorithm. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the b…
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Making a concerted effort to avoid the election, Dee and Kate chat about the many deaths and mutilations that occur at amusement parks, in particular the notorious Action Park in New Jersey. Vibrato calls in with a history lesson. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Sign…
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S&W Episode 969: Do You Like Scary Movies?
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1:44:43Dee and Kate explore the intersection between horror fantasy and the dark theater of reality by examining real-life copycat crimes inspired by horror films. Listener shares his most despised Halloween candy and Marshall Island Tony calls in about the atomic bomb. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus…
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S&W Episode 968: helLA – A Pair of Sexy Witches
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1:20:54Halloween would not be the same without witches. Kate tells Dee about two sexy Los Angeles witches: Marjorie Cameron, aka the Scarlet Woman, and Louise Huebner, the Official Witch of Los Angeles County. Siege calls in about a couch conundrum. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Kill…
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After their armchair psychoanalysis of Halloween candy givers, Dee and Kate delve into the truth behind the urban legend of The Bunny Man and how a story mutates over time in location, frequency, and severity. The Swede calls in about his spotted dick. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode S…
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S&W Episode 966: Ant-Walkers of Hiroshima
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1:21:31To kick off Spooktober, Kate tells Dee about the Ant Walkers of Hiroshima and how mankind created something much more terrifying than any ghost story. Big Poppa Smurf calls in about annoying Tiktok trends and Liz Short wants to know how Kate feels about birds. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus mi…
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Dee and Kate chat with independent presidential candidate Lucifer Everylove about Occupy Wall Street, near death experiences, and the reason all politicians should be required to attend Burning Man at least one time. The Drunken Pilot phones in about dating Greek women. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and th…
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S&W Episode 964: Master of Disguise
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1:36:34The recent pager explosions in Lebanon led Dee down a rabbit hole researching two bizarre CIA covert operations involving acclaimed Hollywood prosthetic makeup expert John Chambers. Caller phones in about her predilection for Adderall and part four of Jizzy Jake’s ATL bro-cation. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archiv…
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Gluttony and greed are considered to be negative qualities unless you’re a Mukbanger. Dee and Kate expose the dark side of this youtube phenomenon by covering the breaking news surrounding Nikocado Avocado and the mysterious existence of Kate Yup. Jizzy Jake’s brocation to ATL continued. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, S…
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S&W Episode 962: The Confederados of Brazil
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1:19:57Dee’s looking forward to a potential civil war if Trump loses the election and hopes that his loyalists will expatriate to another country and establish a MAGA colony there like the Confederados did in Brazil in 1865. Marshall Island Tony is suspected of being a drug runner in Peru and Part 2 of Jizzy Jake’s brocation to ATL. Sign up for the Sick a…
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S&W Episode 961: helLA: Pink Pussycats, Studs & Blood
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1:18:33Queen of Melbourne Burly-Q, Celia Bow, joins us to discuss getting naked, the history of sleaze on Santa Monica Blvd, and how the Pink Pussycat theater turned skinema into murder. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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S&W Episode 960: The Heart IS Deceitful Above All Things
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1:25:41The comedic drama American Fiction prompts Dee and Kate to chat about one of the greatest literary hoaxes of all time involving AIDs, Asia Argento, and a cross dressing child prostitute named JT Leroy. Rest in Peace to Gino’s Mam; Jizzy Jake calls in with the first installment of his wild road trip to Atlanta. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon…
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S&W Episode 959: Claude Dunand Horror House
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1:19:09A recent social media post by Nico Claux inspired Dee and Kate to watch the French horror film Martyrs which is loosely based on Claude and Monique Dunand’s sadistic house of horror. Glasgow Greg composes a new theme song for the show and Kevin has been taking a few too many mushrooms. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW …
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S&W Episode 958 – helLA: California Bleedin’
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1:29:00Dee and Kate commemorate the 55th anniversary of the Manson Family murders by discussing Charlie’s connections to the music industry in particular his relationship with John Phillips, a man just as evil if not worse. Allison calls in about her favorite Mel Brooks movie. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and th…
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S&W Episode 957: Mossad’s Greatest Hits
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1:23:31The recent assassination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran inspires Dee and Kate to discuss the targeted killings of the Kidon, Mossad’s clandestine Mission Impossible team. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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S&W Episode 956: Tales From the Crypts
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1:27:46A week spent cemetery hopping leads Kate to ponder tales from the crypts featuring guest stars such as Charlie Starkweather, Billy Cook and famous celebrities like Roy Orbison and Frank Zappa who are mysteriously buried in unmarked graves. Driver calls in about the first time he saw tittays. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Sho…
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It is with deep regret that I need to interrupt your regular weekly programming with this announcement. We recorded a particularly ghoulish show this week with special guest Claudia in which we covered UK’s National treasure Jimmy Savile and the depraved Beasty house in Glasgow. However, due to insurmountable technical difficulties, I am forced to …
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S&W Episode 954: My Podcast About Herve
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1:25:32Dee’s recent discovery that a Hungarian circus dwarf played Alf leads him to explore the tragic, tormented, and scandalous life of his favorite dwarf actor Hervé Villechaize. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.By Dee Simon and Kate Rambo
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S&W Episode 953: The Legend of Rasputin’s Penis
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1:13:20After discovering the lonely grave of Maria Rasputin in a Los Angeles graveyard, Kate’s inspired to investigate the life of the daughter of the Mad Monk and the legend of her daddy’s donkey dick. The WAD calls in about his balls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs…
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S&W Episode 952: Why Are People Into That?
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1:52:55Dee and Kate chat with Tina Horn – podcaster and author of Why Are People Into That? – about fisting, brown showers, and erotic cannibalism. Listener calls in about his Capricorn cuckold fantasy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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Dee and Kate discuss the origin of conversion therapy and how it became monetized and rebranded by evangelical Christians who use techniques such as hypnosis, counseling, exorcisms, and arousal reconditioning in their attempts to pray the gay away. Hot Liz Short calls in to complain about motherhood. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear S…
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S&W Episode 950: Blowies with Bowers
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1:22:48In the first episode of a new series HelLA, Kate tells Dee all about Scotty Bowers who released a tell all book, “Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars” exposing all the stars he blew and boned throughout his years as the blowjob king of Hollywood. Pauly calls with a question for Kate and Epic Farter is a bi…
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S&W Episode 949: All Day I Dream About Felching
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1:17:45Keeping with the gay pride month theme, Dee and Kate dive a bit too deep into the history of felching and other semen swapping sexual activities. Jizzy Jake calls in about coping with fatherhood. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.…
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S&W Episode 948: The Pansy Connection
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1:37:47To kick off gay pride month, Kate tells the story of two ruthless cross dressing gangsters and how the Mafia started the gay nightclub scene of NYC as profit centers for their crime rackets. Buffalo Bill calls in about his cowboy coworker who enforces the law on the Texas border. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archiv…
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Dee draws comparisons between Kate’s facilitated sex for her cat Chi Chi, a South African father who masturbates his profoundly disabled son, and the hand angels of Japan and Taiwan who volunteer to provide hand relief to the physically impaired. Tommy calls in with an eviction story and Little Bill complains once again about never having sex with …
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Why would anyone want to live forever? Dee and Kate attempt to answer that question by delving into the Church of Perpetual life whose followers believe technology will advance to the point where death is rather optional. Glasgow Greg goes to the pokey and a listener is disappointed with Wackerle. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Seco…
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