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An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!
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The Desdemona Arc goes out with a bang, as the Orlando siblings decide which side they're on. DiCaprio Devereaux negotiates with her mother for the future of smallfolk. Doc Hop is forced to confront what she's done to Keeper the kobold. Rex Maximus sacrifices his most prized possession. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorsk…
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A speech is given. Consequences ensue. DiCaprio Devereaux hands out some business cards. Doc Hop tries to stealthily steal while disarmed. Rex Maximus incurs the unholy wrath of a goddess. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https:…
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The siblings ransack a diamond dragon hoard. DiCaprio Devereaux gives away some epaulettes and loses track of an egg. Doc Hop finds out what kind of breath weapon Ulysses has. Rex Maximus feels guilt for the first time. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.b…
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The Desdemona Arc begins. DiCaprio Devereaux makes an almost perfect entrance to a high society event. Doc Hop just starts knocking people out. Rex Maximus lays on the charm to seduce the puce. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: h…
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Seasons pass, as downtime becomes an adventure in babysitting. DiCaprio Devereaux confronts her dad and is entrusted with a new sibling quest. Doc Hop goes on a date to Lady Falconbridge's ice fortress. Rex Maximus delves into the old world with his mentor, Humdrum Deepbreath. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.soc…
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A winner is declared, as the Andronicus Arc comes to a conclusion. Elsewhere, a Cymbeline sibling steals some stuff. DiCaprio Devereaux bonds with her father over the art of grilling Tarasque steaks. Doc Hop uses her stolen magic chef hat to finish a gourmet BLT. Rex Maximus tries to drag his broken body to the boss fight in time to help. STARRING …
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The party splits! While one sibling stays in the vault to look for an illegal artifact, the older dragons compete in the cooking competition for the Firestone Star. DiCaprio Devereaux trades barbs with her mother and negotiates a possible apology. Doc Hop continues to impress blue women with her knowledge of vintage goblin artifacts. Rex Maximus ra…
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Orlando's children continue to participate in the community cooking competition. At stake is a Firestone Star of beauty and authority. Meanwhile, Andronicus's lair may also hold a secret artifact in violation of the GLADYS Accords.... DiCaprio Devereaux trusts in the heart of the cards, dueling an ex for her ingredients. Doc Hop is pursued by the v…
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Austin interviews Laura about Doc Hop. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/LauraKBuzz AUDIO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShp9mD2UPE DISCORD - https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH…
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Andronicus. Namesake of the Cookie Mountains. Celestial dragon. World famous chef. To infiltrate his impregnable mesa lair, the defenders of the GLADYS Accords will need to take part in a surprise cooking competition organized to celebrate the newest addition to the community. DiCaprio Devereaux disorts da value of da pasta. Doc Hop identifies anot…
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Downtime returns to the Cookie Mountains, as the siblings keep tabs on anyone who might threaten their father. DiCaprio Devereaux meets up with her esteemed ex, Lady Falconbridge the fiend dragon. Doc Hop inspires a fashion craze while setting the record straight with Gertrude the genie. Rex Maximus returns to the crystal caverns to confront Enobar…
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The Enobarbus arc ends with a climactic confrontation in the treasure chamber. DiCaprio Devereaux decides the fate of several magic items. Doc Hop uses her first wish. Rex Maximus executes a flawless Charizard seismic toss. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbu…
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Orlando's children find the gate to the inner sanctum of Enobarbus the beryl dragon. The only problem? Elderly dwarf and master blacksmith Humdrum Deepbreath. DiCaprio Devereaux sabotages an advance in metallurgy. Doc Hop unlocks her double jump. Rex Maximus chases a thief. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social…
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In order to uphold the GLADYS Accords, the siblings must infiltrate the lair of Enobarbus the beryl dragon. DiCaprio Devereaux repairs an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Doc Hop finds an ancient card deck with no synergy. Rex Maximus botches again and again and again. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.soc…
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The Cookie Mountain Bicentennial heralds our first downtime of the season... DRAGON STYLE. DiCaprio Devereaux meets with her smallfolk assistant, Lace the sapphire dragonborn. Doc Hop digs through the trash with her goblins and new genie friend, Gertrude. Rex Maximus invites his mother Rosaline over to his castle lair. STARRING - Austin Yorski: htt…
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Two moms down, one mom to go. The carbuncle arc concludes. DiCaprio Devereaux gets mugged. Doc Hop sends a silent servant to suss out some secrets. Rex Maximus promises a perfect present. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https:/…
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The carbuncle search moves to the lair of Sycorax, steel dragon mother of our favorite doctor. DiCaprio Devereaux claims an amphora. Doc Hop thrifts a toothbrush. Rex Maximus frees a prisoner. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: ht…
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Orlando's children search for his missing carbuncle at the volcano lair of Rex's mother, Rosaline. DiCaprio Devereaux covets a coin. Doc Hop tries to honor the dead. Rex Maximus conscripts a kobold. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Lari…
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The Cookie Mountains are a perfect home for the world's most powerful dragons. Let's see how much trouble three siblings can get into while building up their lairs, hoards, and smallfolk! DiCaprio Devereaux is a diamond dragon (Wizard). Doc Hop is a steel dragon (Warlock). Rex Maximus is a red dragon (Dragon). STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky…
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"We are ignorant of the meaning of the dragon in the same way that we are ignorant of the meaning of the universe; but there is something in the dragon's image that fits man's imagination, and this accounts for the dragon's appearance in different places and periods." - Jorge Luis Borges STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyors…
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As more pages of the Century Book still need to be restored, the Cheer Squad is working on preparations for an upcoming Shardpoint Crystals match… Runia Da Witch consults and mentors as Jasmine Withers, Human Paladin. Eclaire and her girls case the scene. Phyrlass leaves her foes in the dark. STARRING - DM Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.a…
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Our band of students strive to resolve their remaining lingering threads for the Century Book: One involving the Shardpoint Crystals, and the other regarding the Cheer Squad... Eclair crits with her new sword. Chad ends up in the infirmary. Ashlee choreographs some moves. Phyrlass engages in applied cheerleading. STARRING - DM Michael "Skitch" Schi…
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A page has been restored, but there’s still more work to be done for the Century Book. The students’ next move is to resolve matters with the Theater Club… Eclair almost breaks a leg. Chad knows the plot. Ashlee impresses on stage. Phyrlass calls for regicide. STARRING - DM Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Pla…
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With the Century Book in dire need of restoration, the students attempt to invoke a Round 2 of a historical exhibition. Eclair finally confronts her rival. Chad attempts to create a revenue stream. Ashlee sends an ultimatum. Phyrlass shares a recipe for success. STARRING - DM Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social P…
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Michael "Skitch" Schiciano welcomes you back to Shardpoint Academy, where a project 100 years in the making is on the cusp of being finished… Austin charts the X’s and O’s as Chad Swozzle, Gnome Wizard. Sara makes trouble on campus as Eclair, Aasimar Fighter. Forneia leads the cheer squad as Phyrlass, Drow Wardancer. Peter enters from stage right a…
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Austin interviews Skitch about the upcoming Shardpoint Academy project. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/Skitch AUDIO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbAebwc2zE DISCORD - https://discor…
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Wet Team answers your oceanic questions. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Pat…
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Dry Team answers your tropical questions. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social Sara: https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/Cosmignon Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap ART - @thefeychild AUDIO - OC ReMix…
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Austin and Dan recap the story of Dice Funk. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap AUDIO - OC ReMix #3230: Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner 'ADA' [Beyond the Bounds] by Anti-Syne (youtube.…
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The Hole Checkers finish patrolling Hialeah's vibe and decide on the system that will govern Banyan Island and Zolfo. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https…
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President Slater kills the vibe. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social Sara: https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.…
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The Hole Checkers explore Hialeah's body of work from Sproutling Scholars to her celebrity biographies. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/pr…
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WET AND DRY COLLIDE!! STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social Sara: https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.social SUPP…
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The Hole Patrol must eliminate all threats before the 9th level terraforming spell changes everything. Barbella battles Baron Valenzuela. "Boyce" chases after Porter the sea bunny. Reaper duels Master Evers. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social M…
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Wet Team must escape the belly of a whale and return to Zolfo before the Banana Boys consolidate their control over the town. Barbella commits to a heretical interpretation of her faith. "Boyce" summons forth fathom steeds to attack the farm. Reaper comes clean about her murders. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.…
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Quinn interviews Austin about AJ Killings. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap AUDIO - OC ReMix #3230: Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner 'ADA' [Beyond the Bounds] by Anti-Syne (youtube.co…
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The Hole Patrol decides what to do about Baron Valenzuela. Barbella backs a direct approach but inflicts indirect damage. "Boyce" detects a spell heist. Reaper defends her title in a tournament rematch. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michae…
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Banyan Island defends itself against Wight the Storm Giant. Killings calls on the military magic of General Reso. Lilian employs a tactical towel. Stranger goes for the eyes. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social Sara: https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.…
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Dry Team experiences the terror of the Fear Biome. Killings summons a chow chow. Lilian magically manifests heroism. Stranger finds his roots. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social Sara: https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.co…
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The Vibe Checkers choose between two potential body parts and finish preparations for the climactic showdown with Wight the Storm Giant. Killings gets her affairs in order with Speaker Mox. Lilian reconciles with Needles. Stranger pitches a new type of queuing system. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn…
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Austin and Skitch analyze the new and improved guide for fifth edition Dungeons & Dragons. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/Skitch AUDIO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbAebwc2zE DISCO…
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The final downtime. The calm before the storm. The drugs before the hangover. The blood before the much, much more blood. (Content warning: mention of suicide) STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: https://bsky.app/prof…
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The Hole Patrol rematches Master Evers with the highest possible stakes: if they lose, Wight the Storm Giant destroys Zolfo. Barbella employs a team attack. "Boyce" buys the town time. Reaper reveals her terrible new weakness. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laura…
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Wet Team got their butts kicked, so they immediately schedule a rematch. Training montages ensue. Barbella visits the Baron. "Boyce" builds some lightning rods. Reaper scuttles back to her family. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Ski…
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The Hole Patrol is assigned to bodyguard... Wight the Storm Giant?!? Barbella must decide whether to prioritize Allison. "Boyce" imprisons some elves. Reaper bullies Councilman Jenkins. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Michael "Skitch" Schici…
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Your favorite nerds chat about your favorite media. This episode: Kakegurui, Hazbin Hotel, Murders at Karlov Manor, 66th Annual Grammy Awards, Jujutsu Kaisen, Argylle, Founder's Day Starring - Austin Yorski: @AustinYorski Quinn Larios: @rollot Music - Fairy Fountain: Fairy Fountain - YouTubeBy Austin Yorski
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