Best Dylan Jaymes Podcasts (2025)

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I POOPED My Pants on a Perfect Date (And Other Life Disasters) | MADHD Podcast Ep27 | 1:48:42

1d ago1:48:42

1:48:42

Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works.This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his auti…

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Strip Club Disaster Stories In Da Club | MADHD Podcast Ep27 | 1:15:09

4d ago1:15:09

1:15:09

Mike and Dylan tackle the messiest relationship questions you're afraid to ask. From dating someone heading to college to surviving family drama, this episode serves up brutal honesty with dark humor. What happens when summer love meets college reality? A 19-year-old listener faces the inevitable end of a promising relationship, and the guys break …

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I Did Something TERRIBLE! Confessions & Workplace Revenge Stories | MADHD Ep26 | 1:07:48

7d ago1:07:48

1:07:48

Mike and Dylan tackle toxic workplace managers and share brutal family drama stories in this unfiltered advice episode. When a Chipotle worker asks how to deal with an incompetent boss who disappears for 45 minutes and orders food through drive-thru while off-clock, the hosts deliver practical revenge strategies that actually work. The episode take…

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Affordable Relationship Advice results may vary | MADHD Ep25 | 32:25

8d ago32:25

32:25

Mike and Dylan tackle relationship stress during graduate school and workplace drama that'll make you rage-quit. Struggling with a partner who's prioritizing masters degree over relationship duties? Dealing with hypocritical coworkers? We break down real listener problems with brutally honest solutions. This episode features a listener dealing with…

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Embarrassment In A Suitcase? | MADHD Ep24 | 47:54

9d ago47:54

47:54

Mike and Dylan dive deep into comedy analysis while solving real relationship problems from listener submissions. Ever wondered why clean comedians like Jerry Seinfeld are actually harder working than edgy comics? We break down comedy tiers while giving brutally honest advice. This episode covers the hierarchy of comedy difficulty, from one-liner m…

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The Real Enemy Isn't AI or Aliens - It's What We're Ignoring | MADHD Ep23 | 1:13:08

10d ago1:13:08

1:13:08

Mike and Dylan tackle the biggest fears plaguing society: AI dominance and alien invasion. But here's the twist - neither poses the real threat to humanity. What if everything you've been told about AI and aliens is wrong? This episode breaks down why artificial intelligence won't eliminate humans and why any advanced alien species would likely hel…

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What's more EXPENSIVE a Stay At Home Mom or Childcare (and Other Relationship Drama) | MADHD Ep22 | Reading Reddit Stories 1:20:14

11d ago1:20:14

1:20:14

We are back with another episode packed with listener submissions of relationship advice and personal stories that'll hit you right in the feels. Topics Covered: Should you force your wife to work instead of being a stay-at-home mom? Family group text drama - why some people just want out Firing your friend from work (spoiler: it's complicated) Ste…

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Mickey Mouse Is IMMORTAL (and Other Conspiracies We Believe) | MADHD Ep21 | Reading Reddit Stories 1:22:31

14d ago1:22:31

1:22:31

Mike and Dylan introduce a new segment called "Low Stakes Conspiracies" while delivering relationship advice and their unfiltered takes on pop culture. The episode opens with an update on Dylan's dog Buddy who was peacefully put down, followed by the announcement of their June 15th meet-up at the abandoned Denny's in Thomasville, North Carolina. Wh…

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The OTHER SIDE - A Husband's Ultrasound Horror Story | MADHD Ep20 | Reading Reddit Stories 47:49

16d ago47:49

47:49

Mike and Dylan debut their hilarious new segment "The OTHER SIDE" with an absolutely unhinged tale about a husband's nightmare experience at his wife's ultrasound appointment. After reading a standard AITA about a pregnant woman refusing to tell her husband their baby's gender after he skipped appointments, the guys flip the script with Mike's outr…

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The PETTIEST Neighbor Fight EVER | MADHD Ep19 | 56:14

18d ago56:14

56:14

Mike and Dylan celebrate the growth of the podcast with a special thank you episode dedicated to reading all the submissions from their website. Between revealing they've ranked on New Zealand's comedy charts (higher than in the US) and announcing a possible shift to more advice-focused content, the guys tackle listener questions including a polyam…

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Public Pee Kinks, Babysitter Scams, and Cannibalism Plans | MADHD Ep18 | 44:28

21d ago44:28

44:28

To see the photo mentioned in the podcast head over to r/MADHD We also share embarrassing photos of "Bieber Mike" and Dylan's "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" encounter with Greensboro Police. Mike and Dylan return to their Reddit storytelling roots with an absolutely unhinged episode tackling some of the most bizarre AITA posts yet, including a husband with …

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When Life Gets Real - A Different Kind of Episode | MADHD Ep17 | 40:38

23d ago40:38

40:38

We've decided to do a different format for this episode due to some family events. Just 90 minutes before recording, Mike's wife's stepfather experienced a serious medical emergency where his heart stopped completely. Instead of our usual Reddit stories and advice-giving, we took this opportunity to have a more raw and personal conversation about m…

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Accidental Proposals, Therapist Flashing, and Mike's Fight Chronicles | MADHD Ep16 | Reading Reddit TIFU 1:07:31

25d ago1:07:31

1:07:31

To see the photos mentioned in the podcast head over to our subreddit r/MADHD Mike and Dylan shift from "Am I The Asshole" to "Today I F*cked Up" stories in this chaotic episode, tackling everything from a couple's accidental Home Depot engagement to an unfortunate therapist flashing incident on Zoom. Between advice segments, the guys debate the me…

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BUILDING PYRES For Child Predators?! | MADHD Ep15 | 1:10:14

28d ago1:10:14

1:10:14

Mike and Dylan tackle a disturbing letter about a boyfriend refusing to enforce a restraining order against his abusive mother in this hard-hitting episode. With appropriate trigger warnings for sexual assault content, the guys don't hold back their passionate takes on protecting children and establishing firm boundaries with toxic family members. …

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POOP Knife - A Reddit Hall Of Fame Story | MADHD Ep 14 | 41:11

30d ago41:11

41:11

Mike and Dylan dive into the Reddit Hall of Fame with the infamous "Poop Knife" story about a family's unusual bathroom tool, launching them into unfiltered discussions about childhood misconceptions and embarrassing bodily functions. From Dylan's first "shart" experience at age seven to Mike's workplace disaster at 27, the guys hold nothing back w…

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The HAUNTING in the Trailer Park - Sparkling Man | MADHD Ep13 | 54:26

1M ago54:26

54:26

Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burne…

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We're SPLITTING Up! | MADHD Ep12 | 1:01:44

1M ago1:01:44

1:01:44

Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another…

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45 DAYS in JAIL for Something I DIDN'T DO | MADHD Ep11 | 1:03:36

1M ago1:03:36

1:03:36

Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault o…

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Why The World Needs an ALIEN INVASION - Mother's Day Confessions | MADHD Ep10 | 1:38:36

1M ago1:38:36

1:38:36

Mike and Dylan celebrate Mother's Day by recording a podcast while their wives sleep and tackling the age-old question: who would win in a fight between 100 Americans and 100 British people? Between sharing their unfiltered proposal stories (Mike had a PEE STAIN on their first date) and debating whether Met Gala celebrities are just rich people cre…

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HR Didn't Find My TikTok Joke Funny| MADHD Ep9 | 43:12

1M ago43:12

43:12

Mike's running on fumes after hospital visits with his son, but that doesn't stop the guys from tackling five listener submissions that range from workplace nightmares to lesbian revenge plots. A guy debates starting his own roadside assistance business to escape his beer-guzzling boss, while a technician discovers she's likely the mistress of a ma…

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Cat Turds and Accountability - When Revenge Gets Cold | MADHD Ep8 | 1:03:27

1M ago1:03:27

1:03:27

Mike and Dylan tackle the difference between legitimate struggles and chronic excuse-making in this unfiltered episode. A listener seeking advice gets a reality check from the guys, who pull no punches about the importance of taking accountability when life deals you a rough hand. Mike shares personal stories about his own journey from making excus…

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The Ex... Roommate Standoff | MADHD Ep7 | 1:14:49

2M ago1:14:49

1:14:49

Mike and Dylan return with their unfiltered takes on relationship drama and workplace chaos, starting with a bizarre situation where a guy's girlfriend gave her sister's family keys to his apartment while he was away. The hosts dive into whether it's ever okay to kick out an ex who's "figuring things out" after a breakup, while sharing their own ex…

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Warm Mayonnaise and 9/11 Moonpies | MADHD Ep6 | 1:13:49

2M ago1:13:49

1:13:49

Mike gives advice on sex. That should be enough to make you not watch this episode Submit your own drama (preferably short and with punctuation) for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠ or at r/MADHD or leave a voicemail at (424) 274-1016 Follow us on your socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagra…

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New Shoes vs. Paying Bills - When Promises Get Complicated | MADHD Ep5 | 1:10:21

2M ago1:10:21

1:10:21

In this rollercoaster episode of Mike and Dylan Hate Drama, the guys dive deep into the financial strain that happens when promises collide with reality. After opening up about their unexpected podcast success (despite platforms cutting their monetization), they tackle two juicy advice submissions. First, they help a kitchen worker dealing with a c…

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Riding the Canes Wave - When Sports Determine Your Relationship | MADHD Ep4 | 24:25

2M ago24:25

24:25

So we are a little late on this one but still got it out today! We explain why in the beginning of the podcast. We talk about what do you do when your husband's entire personality depends on whether the Carolina Hurricanes win or lose? Between passionate debates about what makes a true sports fan ("If you like a team that's not from your state, you…

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Growing Up Without A Father-A Mike Lore Episode | MADHD Ep3 | 1:10:30

2M ago1:10:30

1:10:30

In this raw, unfiltered episode of Mike and Dylan Hate Drama, Mike rips open the vault of childhood trauma and serves it with a side of inappropriate laughter. Buckle up as he unleashes the chaotic saga of growing up with not one, not two, but THREE father figures who were less than savory characters—complete with stories of sleeping in tents and d…

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When The Sugar Daddy Wants His Sugar!! | MADHD Ep2 | 53:01

2M ago53:01

53:01

Therapy might cost you an arm and a leg, but Mike and Dylan's chaotic wisdom comes absolutely free. In their unhinged comedy podcast "Mike and Dylan Hate Drama" (M.A.D.H.D), these two best friends dive headfirst into the internet's most juicy problems—whether you asked them to or not. Each episode features these lovable idiots tackling listener-sub…

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When Your BFF Bangs Your Ex | MADHD Ep1 | 40:22

2M ago40:22

40:22

Therapy is expensive. Life advice from Mike and Dylan is free. In this episode, they give advice to 3 people. From asking someone out, to a best friend dating an ex, These best friends unpack and dissect real-life drama submissions from listeners, offering their raw, unedited advice that's equal parts helpful and hysterically inappropriate. From de…

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I POOPED My Pants on a Perfect Date (And Other Life Disasters) | MADHD Podcast Ep27 | 1:48:42

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Strip Club Disaster Stories In Da Club | MADHD Podcast Ep27 | 1:15:09

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I Did Something TERRIBLE! Confessions & Workplace Revenge Stories | MADHD Ep26 | 1:07:48

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Affordable Relationship Advice results may vary | MADHD Ep25 | 32:25

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Embarrassment In A Suitcase? | MADHD Ep24 | 47:54

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The Real Enemy Isn't AI or Aliens - It's What We're Ignoring | MADHD Ep23 | 1:13:08

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What's more EXPENSIVE a Stay At Home Mom or Childcare (and Other Relationship Drama) | MADHD Ep22 | Reading Reddit Stories 1:20:14

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Mickey Mouse Is IMMORTAL (and Other Conspiracies We Believe) | MADHD Ep21 | Reading Reddit Stories 1:22:31

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The OTHER SIDE - A Husband's Ultrasound Horror Story | MADHD Ep20 | Reading Reddit Stories 47:49

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The PETTIEST Neighbor Fight EVER | MADHD Ep19 | 56:14

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Public Pee Kinks, Babysitter Scams, and Cannibalism Plans | MADHD Ep18 | 44:28

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When Life Gets Real - A Different Kind of Episode | MADHD Ep17 | 40:38

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Accidental Proposals, Therapist Flashing, and Mike's Fight Chronicles | MADHD Ep16 | Reading Reddit TIFU 1:07:31

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BUILDING PYRES For Child Predators?! | MADHD Ep15 | 1:10:14

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POOP Knife - A Reddit Hall Of Fame Story | MADHD Ep 14 | 41:11

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The HAUNTING in the Trailer Park - Sparkling Man | MADHD Ep13 | 54:26

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We're SPLITTING Up! | MADHD Ep12 | 1:01:44

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45 DAYS in JAIL for Something I DIDN'T DO | MADHD Ep11 | 1:03:36

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Why The World Needs an ALIEN INVASION - Mother's Day Confessions | MADHD Ep10 | 1:38:36

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HR Didn't Find My TikTok Joke Funny| MADHD Ep9 | 43:12

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Cat Turds and Accountability - When Revenge Gets Cold | MADHD Ep8 | 1:03:27

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The Ex... Roommate Standoff | MADHD Ep7 | 1:14:49

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Warm Mayonnaise and 9/11 Moonpies | MADHD Ep6 | 1:13:49

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New Shoes vs. Paying Bills - When Promises Get Complicated | MADHD Ep5 | 1:10:21

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Riding the Canes Wave - When Sports Determine Your Relationship | MADHD Ep4 | 24:25

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Growing Up Without A Father-A Mike Lore Episode | MADHD Ep3 | 1:10:30

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When The Sugar Daddy Wants His Sugar!! | MADHD Ep2 | 53:01

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When Your BFF Bangs Your Ex | MADHD Ep1 | 40:22

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