Best Evil Hat Productions Podcasts (2025)

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Trendsetters Issue 124 - People's Earth Defense League pt. 2 1:54:05

5d ago1:54:05

1:54:05

The VTOL is down, but PEDL isn't out quite yet. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 2: Iron Battle - Yuki Hayashi Fight Theme 3: Causal Retribution - Kenichiro Suehiro Crisis: Crisis×Crisis - Ike Yorihiro End of Session: BIG TREE - Ike Yorihiro Outro: Wings - Thomas Bergersen…

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Bear’s Forest Days 26:41

6d ago26:41

26:41

Have you ever noticed that narrators are pretty much control freaks? This week’s author, a 9 year old from Oklahoma named Belle, sure has! Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting ⁠storypirates.com/creatorclub⁠, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.…

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Fighitng in Harmony Mission 9 Stage 4 - Avoid Unecessary Conflicts... Please? 2:32:44

12d ago2:32:44

2:32:44

Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Dimu: "Discovery, One," Austin Wintory, The Pathless: Meditations Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Rebel Cells: "Rogue Chariot," Gregory Alper and Jeehun Hwang, MechWarrior 2 Definitive Soundtrack Nobility…

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The Real Reason Why Aliens Go to Farms 26:21

13d ago26:21

26:21

Have you ever wondered where crop circles come from? Well, today’s brand new story has the answer! Written by a 12 year old from California named Logan. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting ⁠storypirates.com/creatorclub⁠, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.…

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Trendsetters Issue 123 - People's Earth Defense League pt. 1 2:25:56

19d ago2:25:56

2:25:56

The attack against PEDL begins. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Rising Action: The Thoughts - Kenichiro Suehiro Burning Down the House: Mad Flame Turbulence Dance - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 1: Fire Force -Main Theme- 2nd - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 2: Iron Battle - Yuki Hayashi Calvin Eskridge: What To Inherit - Yuki Hay…

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 9 Stage 3 - Assassinate Count Taylor 1:58:49

26d ago1:58:49

1:58:49

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Jean-Luc Treble Fight: "Faceless Soldier," Keiki Kobayashi, Ace Combat 7 Connor Treble Fight: "Dual Wielder," Keiki Kobayashi, Ace Combat 7 Johnny Treble Fig…

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Traffic, a Nightmare/The Knight Who Couldn’t Guard the Castle 44:59

27d ago44:59

44:59

Season finale, part 2. Nimene accidentally brings to life thousands of characters from different stories the Story Pirates have performed over the years. Featuring two new stories: “Traffic, a Nightmare,” a song about how long two kids had to sit in the car in order to reach the ice cream store, written by Jethro, an 8 year old from New York, and “…

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Trendsetters Issue 122 - Greater Halcyon Operational Strike Team 2:36:21

1M ago2:36:21

2:36:21

After Robin deals with a stubborn farmer, they get everyone ready for the biggest fight the group has had yet. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Social Conflict: Alma Trading Company - Masaru Yokoyama Team Talk: Residents of Paradise - Kenichiro Suehiro Mission Briefing: LRSSG Briefing II - Mitsuhiro Kitadani Prepwork: Nevertheless…

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Butt Rat/Who Turned Out the Lights? 47:37

1M ago47:37

47:37

Season finale, part 1. The Story Pirates return to the Isle of Monsters to gather a rare substance they need to power the ship. Featuring two new stories: “Butt Rat,” a story about an unlikely superhero, written by Liliana and Oliver, two siblings from Nevada, and “Who Turned Out the Lights?”, a story about a dad who refuses to call a professional …

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 9 Stage 2 - Assassinate Count Ferrow 2:15:40

1M ago2:15:40

2:15:40

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Johnny Field: "Bog (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Field Fake: "Fogger (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Kl…

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The Princess That Liked Ads 20:25

1M ago20:25

20:25

Have you ever wondered how you could improve communication around the kingdom that you rule? Find out in a brand new story, written by a 12 year old from Canada named Grace.By Story Pirates

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Trendsetters Issue 121 - Brain Busting 1:58:46

2M ago1:58:46

1:58:46

While the SCS stuff is happening, Switch, Sundog, and Pressure finish some last minute prepwork. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Prepwork: Nevertheless, Go Beyond - Yuki Hayashi Fight Theme 1: Fire Force -Main Theme- 2nd - Kenichiro Suehiro Team Talk: Residents of Paradise - Kenichiro Suehiro Bloodletting: it's hard, being famous…

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The Ghost That Launched a Business/Julius Caesar: The Guinea Pig 49:34

2M ago49:34

49:34

Eric discovers a mysterious book. Featuring two new stories: “The Ghost That Launched a Business,” a terrifying tale about entrepreneurship, written by Jesse, a 9 year old from the UK, and “Julius Caesar: The Guinea Pig, Not the Famous Ancient Roman Dude, But This Rodent Thinks Otherwise,” a story about how our names sometimes shape who we are insi…

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 9 Stage 1 - Prepare Against Propaganda 1:45:51

2M ago1:45:51

1:45:51

NOTE: Oops! I uploaded 8-7 twice! Here's the correct episode! Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries MSCom: "Discovery, Two," Austin Wintory, The Pathless: Meditations Dimu: "Discovery, One," Austin Wintory, The Pathless: Meditations Faff: "Fabelwein," Roedelius Mission Briefing: "Threshold," Sean Kolton, MechWa…

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Gerald the Wizard/The Scaredy Ghost Cat (feat. Kyle Gordon) 40:34

2M ago40:34

40:34

The Story Pirates discover a castaway (Kyle Gordon) who is stranded on a deserted island with his only friend, Stick (also Kyle Gordon). Featuring two new stories: “Gerald the Wizard,” a story about the lowly servant to a zombie king who risks it all to save the kingdom, written by Beckham, a 14 year old from Utah, and “The Scaredy Ghost Cat,” the …

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Trendsetters Issue 120 Bonus 8:09

2M ago8:09

8:09

Meat jello, Valve games, Weeabisums, Stuck. Music Credits: Faffing Around: Days of the Blue Stripes - Kenichiro SuehiroBy Colin

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Trendsetters Issue 120 - The Second Chance Society 2:17:08

2M ago2:17:08

2:17:08

Zero and Chimaera infiltrate the Second Chance Society to cripple it once and for all. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro It's a Sneaking Mission: Undercover - Kenichiro Suehiro Rising Action: The Thoughts - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 1: Fire Force -Main Theme- 2nd - Kenichiro Suehiro Postfight: After a Time - Ike Yorihiro End of…

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Detective Bok and the Return of the Yellow Snatcher 22:00

2M ago22:00

22:00

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok. Bok. And THAT is all you need to know about today’s episode, written by a 10 year old from China named John.By Story Pirates

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 7 - Cripple the Enemy Air Force 1:41:11

2M ago1:41:11

1:41:11

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Jean-Luc Treble Fight: "Faceless Soldier," Keiki Kobayashi, Ace Combat 7 Johnny Treble Fight: "Charge Assault," Keiki Kobayashi, Ace Combat 7 Connor Treble F…

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DREAMWORKS’ GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE: The Girl Who Couldn’t Do Math 11:55

2M ago11:55

11:55

In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates reveal the winner of the Dreamworks’ Gabby’s Dollhouse contest and thank everyone who sent in a story.By Story Pirates

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DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025 50:45

2M ago50:45

50:45

Whether you vacation or staycation, Spring Break is the perfect time for another incredible, groundbreaking mixtape from the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm.By Story Pirates

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Trendsetters Issue 119 - Father-Daughter Day 2:12:30

2M ago2:12:30

2:12:30

Zero and Chimaera finish their prepwork to tackle the Second Chance Society. Nemesis reunites a family for the first time in months. Sundog starts laying down foundations to free Mason. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro It's a Sneaking Mission: Undercover - Kenichiro Suehiro Prepwork: Nevertheless, Go Beyond - Yuki Hayashi Robin's …

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The Spy Who Couldn’t Lie/Dad Jokes Take Over the World 41:29

3M ago41:29

41:29

Peter turns into a goose. Featuring two new stories: “The Spy Who Couldn’t Lie,” a story about a secret agent who fails to dissemble, written by Ezra, a 13 year old from Alabama, and “Dad Jokes Take Over the World,” a story about an affliction of unfunny humor that covers the globe, written by siblings Noah, age 13, and Amira, age 10, from Ontario.…

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 6 - Complete Your Objectives 1:59:10

3M ago1:59:10

1:59:10

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Deep Woods: "From the Antlers," Austin Wintory, The Pathless Johnny Field: "Bog (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Rema…

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The Evil Bunny/20 Eucalyptus Leaves 41:38

3M ago41:38

41:38

It’s Gift Day! The holiday where you give gifts, get gifts and just sort of generally celebrate the idea of GIFTS! Featuring two new stories: “The Evil Bunny,” a story about the surprising origins of the Easter Bunny, written by Peter, a 13 year old from Massachusetts, and “20 Eucalyptus Leaves,” about an echidna who learns the value of collaborati…

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April Fool's 2025 - Pokemon Smash or Pass - Generation 1 3:05:11

3M ago3:05:11

3:05:11

I hope you're ready for two nerds to discuss which Pokemon they'd fuck for 3 hours. Music Credits: Pokémon FireRed and AquaBlue Super Music Collection is a fanmade remake concept, emulating how GameFreak would remaster FireRed and LeafGreen's music in a Sword and Shield-esque style. The original game's music was composed by Junichi Masuda and Go Ic…

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April Fool's 2025 - Clue(do) 2:18:30

3M ago2:18:30

2:18:30

It's just normal Clue(do). Music Credits: All tracks composed by Purple Planet Music Rules: Spy Story Game Start: The Stalking Mission Part 2: Outcast Part 3: An Agent Alone Game End: Puzzle GameBy Colin

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The Birth of the Bagel Geologist 15:35

3M ago15:35

15:35

Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Thursday, April 24th @ 7pm ET. Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session on April 24th and hear it come to life on th…

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Trendsetters Issue 118 Bonus 1:31

3M ago1:31

1:31

The consequences of my actions Music Credits: Faffing Around: Days of the Blue Stripes - Kenichiro SuehiroBy Colin

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Trendsetters Issue 118 - Aftermath 2:30:57

3M ago2:30:57

2:30:57

The Trendsetters deal with the aftermath of PEDL's attack, and preparing to strike back while they are still licking their wounds. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Prepwork: Nevertheless, Go Beyond - Yuki Hayashi Tracing Conspiracy: Wanted Criminal - Yuki Hayashi Penny's Theme: A Pleasent Scheme - Motoi Sakuraba Team Talk: Residen…

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The Little Man Who Powers Your Washing Machine/Squirrel Times News Paper 42:49

3M ago42:49

42:49

Rachel starts a book club! Featuring two new stories: “The Little Man Who Powers Your Washing Machine,” a song about surprising origin of everyone’s favorite domestic appliance, written by Annabelle, an 11 year old from the UK, and “Squirrel Times News Paper,” about a storied rodential journalistic institution facing an uncertain future, written by…

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 5 - Play the Game 2:02:55

3M ago2:02:55

2:02:55

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Building Up 1: "Trenches (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Johnny Fight: "Workmen (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Connor Fight: "Hell March Retaliatio…

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Expressions…Or Not! 22:53

3M ago22:53

22:53

What if expressions started coming to life whenever we said them? Would that be fun? Or…weird? Find out in today’s brand new story, written by a 10 year from Idaho named Rhetta.By Story Pirates

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Trendsetters Issue 117 Bonus 10:36

3M ago10:36

10:36

An refrance, preferred targets, maximum gamer, rules of engagement, name a woman, dog pranks Music Credits: Relaxation: Around 8 - Kenichiro SuehiroBy Colin

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Trendsetters Issue 117 - The Halcyon Invasion 2:10:51

3M ago2:10:51

2:10:51

PEDL strikes. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Rising Action: The Thoughts - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 1: Fire Force -Main Theme- 2nd - Kenichiro Suehiro Fight Theme 2: Iron Battle - Yuki Hayashi Fight Theme 3: Causal Retribution - Kenichiro Suehiro Finish the Fight: Battle of Deku - Yuki Hayashi Postfight: After a Time - Ike …

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My Dad’s Sneezes/Floating Hair 39:59

3M ago39:59

39:59

The Story Pirates celebrate the most popular and definitely well-known holiday of the year, Referee Day! Featuring two new stories: “My Dad’s Sneezes,” a story about a cataclysmic paternal sneeze that causes the entire town to take cover, written by Betty, a 10 year old from the UK, and “Floating Hair,” a story about a phantom hairpiece that tries …

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Story Pirates + Gabby’s Dollhouse 2:26

4M ago2:26

2:26

Announcing a special collaboration with the fantastic show Gabby’s Dollhouse! We’re looking for kid-written stories about “failing fantastically.” We'll choose one story to adapt for a special Gabby’s Dollhouse-themed bonus episode of the Story Pirates Podcast and EVERY story that’s submitted will get a personal, handwritten note of encouragement f…

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 4 - Play Along with Locals 2:05:47

4M ago2:05:47

2:05:47

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Johnny Field: "Bog (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Enemy Territory: "Iron Piston," Jeehun Hwang, MechWarrior 2 Definitive Soundtrack Connor Field: "Arazoid (Remastered," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Com…

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Deep Cuts #11: Weird TV Shows 29:05

4M ago29:05

29:05

Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about weird TV shows, including ‘The Adventures of Harold Jordan”, “How To Be A Great Salesperson” and “Superbag”.By Story Pirates

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Trendsetters Issue 116 Bonus 7:39

4M ago7:39

7:39

Egg whales, hell dinosaurs, Satan taxonomies Music Credits: Relaxation: Around 8 - Kenichiro SuehiroBy Colin

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Trendsetters Issue 116 - Marianas Trench 2:38:25

4M ago2:38:25

2:38:25

The Trendsetters go to the Marianas Trench, where things are more than they appear. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Team Talk: Residents of Paradise - Kenichiro Suehiro Planning: Scheming - Masaru Yokoyama Coagulation: it's hard, being famous. it's hard and nobody understands - astropod Rising Action: The Thoughts - Kenichiro Sue…

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Deep Cuts #10: Weird Products 22:46

4M ago22:46

22:46

Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about weird products, including ‘The Not-So-Safe Safe”, “The Zinc Sink With a Kink in the Link” and “Raccoon Sensor”.By Story Pirates

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 3 - Clear the Path 1:57:55

4M ago1:57:55

1:57:55

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Command and Conquer Remastered Collection Infiltration: "Back Door," Jeehun Hwang, MechWarrior 2 Definitive Soundtrack Natural Wonders: "Caves," Austin Wintory, The Pathless: Meditations Team Chatter…

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Deep Cuts #9: Fart Stories 22:25

4M ago22:25

22:25

Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about farts, including “The Mountain Fart”, “This Is National Whoopie Cushion Day” and, of course, “Fart Out Loud Day”.By Story Pirates

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Trendsetters Issue 115 - Interviews 2:33:03

4M ago2:33:03

2:33:03

While Nemesis recovers by conducting some interviews, Sundog works with a vigilante and Chimaera investigates odd readings off the coast of Guam. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Robin's Theme: Ghosts - David "Dirtiest" Dycus Felix's Theme: ショウシツ点よ笛 - Toe Rising Action: The Thoughts - Kenichiro Suehiro Penny's Theme: A Pleasent Sc…

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Deep Cuts #8: Love Stories 30:09

4M ago30:09

30:09

Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about love, including “Dear Water Cycle”, “I Love Cats” and the podcast premiere of “Cupid and the Ghost.”By Story Pirates

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Fighting in Harmony Mission 8 Stage 2 - Expect the Unexpected 2:11:13

5M ago2:11:13

2:11:13

Music Credits: Intro: "Zero Signal," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries Personal 1: "The Reckoning," Sean Kolton, MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries RA: "Act 1: Pas de Trois: 1. Intrada," Tchaikovsky, Swan Lake Personal 2: "Island," Austin Wintory, The Pathless: Meditations Planning: "The Search (Remastered)," Frank Klepacki and the Tiberian Sons, Comma…

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The Throne That Blasted Off/The Book Worm 45:06

5M ago45:06

45:06

Grab a hotdog, put on a hat and get ready to sit around and wait for pitchers to warm up, because the Story Pirates have got baseball fever! Featuring two new stories: “The Throne That Blasted Off,” a story about a royal chair that travels into space to save the kingdom, written by Judah, an 8 year old from Michigan, and “The Book Worm,” about a ti…

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Trendsetters Issue 114 Bonus 9:23

5M ago9:23

9:23

Oopsie whoopsie, Colin forgot to upload this with Issue 114! Poor naming choices, cat science, silver age nonsense. Music Credits: Cooling Off: Peaceland - NujabesBy Colin

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Trendsetters Issue 114 - Farmhand 1:46:05

5M ago1:46:05

1:46:05

The Trendsetters try to find Sam, and instead find a guy who just lives on a farm. Music Credits: Intro: Starting - Kenichiro Suehiro Planning: Scheming - Masaru Yokoyama A Nonviolent Solution: NEXT - Ike Yorihiro Team Talk: Residents of Paradise - Kenichiro Suehiro Social Conflict: Alma Trading Company - Masaru Yokoyama Steiner Sombre: がんばってＤＡＶＩＤさ…

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