*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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Megan Dahlman, certified trainer and nutrition coach, is on a mission to help every woman - no matter her age - feel strong, healthy and confident in her body. In a culture that overcomplicates everything, this podcast will be a breath of fresh air! Self Care Simplified meets you right where you’re at, giving you simple, sustainable tips so you can feel fully functional and pain-free—in your 40s, 50s, 60s and beyond. If you're looking for expert self-care advice combined with grace-filled mo ...
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And I am too!By Fully Functional Parents
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Crocs again! And nails in fingers!By Fully Functional Parents
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I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!
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13:14Top 100 lists of all time: who cares?!By Fully Functional Parents
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EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!
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15:47And we had another party with our friends!!!By Fully Functional Parents
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My favorite episode! And ask me for the video of David performing- I have one!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Public bathrooms and long haul truckers!By Fully Functional Parents
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Chair of the school fundraiser!By Fully Functional Parents
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An Oldie but a Goodie!By Fully Functional Parents
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Our next business opportunity!By Fully Functional Parents
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Arrowheads everywhere!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!
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16:05An oldie but goodie cause we’ve been too busy to be funny!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Collectibles!By Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!
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16:43And save those dollars! You don’t need to buy things!!By Fully Functional Parents
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And I’m looking at your thumb!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika!
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22:23Not funny but it’s something!By Fully Functional Parents
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And a big ass bag under my eye?!By Fully Functional Parents
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How Rude! Jar Jar Binks Stole Steph’s Catchphrase!!
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16:56And we went camping!By Fully Functional Parents
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Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz!
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10:23Doing good! Not well.By Fully Functional Parents
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Clickbait: jail breaks! And innuendo that just doesn’t need to happen!By Fully Functional Parents
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And my mom on motorcycles?! And despite what David says, Elios is horrendous!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!)
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17:49We debate MD vs PhD! And David’s friends are misfits!By Fully Functional Parents
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Drinking 42N and regretting it!By Fully Functional Parents
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An award winning podcast? Screenwriters? Power Walkers? What CANT FFP Do?! Oh, and we’re in a band!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars!
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16:49And get ready future daughter in law, I’m gifting you my negligee!By Fully Functional Parents
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We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!!
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14:30And writing hate notes in the carpet!By Fully Functional Parents
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Is Your Ring Off While You Read Your Playboy?!
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11:32Some oldies for you!!By Fully Functional Parents
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A Mother’s Day hike in sewage!By Fully Functional Parents
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A very very heartfelt message! It’s better than a card!By Fully Functional Parents
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Lies we tell!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Comb overs! David’s dad! Being a stenographer!By Fully Functional Parents
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And garage sale hoodies and not saluting the military?!By Fully Functional Parents
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So much to learn and David’s learned it all!By Fully Functional Parents
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When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!By Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! Hook Hand! And Having No Game!
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9:09Some stupid horror stories!By Fully Functional Parents
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Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What’s up with Disney?!By Fully Functional Parents
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And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!
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15:12Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!By Fully Functional Parents
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Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!
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11:26Buy it at Wegmans! It’s dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!By Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!
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15:28An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend’s love of Chicago!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!
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15:16Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I’m wearing real bras now!!By Fully Functional Parents
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And my dad is Ted Danson?!By Fully Functional Parents
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But he’ll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!By Fully Functional Parents
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Another business opportunity for FFP!By Fully Functional Parents
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446. Insomnia, Restless Legs & Midlife Sleep Woes (and How to Fix It!) with Dr. Katie Cederberg
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32:28As if hormonal shifts in midlife weren’t challenging enough, sleep disorders like insomnia and restless leg syndrome, dramatically increase as well - especially in women. And diminished sleep can dramatically impact the rest of your health… your metabolism, mood, cognitive function, and even more serious conditions. In this episode, we talk all thi…
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Prom Planning! And Architectural Plans to Accommodate Stinky People!
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13:59My secret past! And a confession from Davey! Oh, and bums at the library!By Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! Everyone Has Anxiety About Something! and Velcro Rocks!!
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14:11Button fly forever!!By Fully Functional Parents
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And I cry and David doesn’t !!By Fully Functional Parents
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And I sideswiped a car today! And reluctantly left a note!By Fully Functional Parents
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Identical twins: so much to consider!By Fully Functional Parents
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Midlfe can be a roller coaster of changes - and none more destabilizing and confusing than the hormone shift that starts happening. Estrogen, progesterone, testosterone - what is happening in our bodies, and how in the world do we get control? Mary asks: “I’m 50 years old and I’m really trying to educate myself on hormones and hormone therapies. I …
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