Best Hannah Berner and Des Bishop Podcasts (2025)

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Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People 1:06:32

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We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des liveBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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337: Aaron Weber and the 48 First Cousins 1:00:13

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Aaron Weber! Check out Aaron’s comedy special Signature Dish on his YouTube, and you can catch him on The Nateland Podcast! Aaron joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of recently becoming a father, complications he and his wife experienced with the baby post-birth, and having to spend almost a month in the…

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Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2 1:08:07

6d ago1:08:07

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The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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336: Gary Owen and the Absent Gliding Father 1:12:52

7d ago1:12:52

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Gary Owen! Check out Gary’s new special No “S” on MintComedy.com. Gary joins me to Highlight the Lowlights of his stepfather who loved to fight, his biological father who loved to hang glide, and the wild family dynamic that shaped his upbringing. He shares a story about a memorable brawl at the Pipe Fitters Picnic…

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Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice 1:07:29

14d ago1:07:29

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The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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335: Joe Dombrowski is the Kindergarten's Comedian 58:23

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Joe Dombrowski! Be sure to check out his past special Don’t Eat the Crayons and his more recent show tapings, both available on his YouTube channel. Joe joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of his transition from kindergarten teacher to stand-up comedian. He shares his journey of discovering a love and pas…

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Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories 1:06:14

21d ago1:06:14

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We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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333: Shane Todd has a Punch Loving Father 1:00:14

22d ago1:00:14

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Shane Todd! Check out Shane’s newest special, Mommy on his YouTube, or his own podcast Tea with Me. Shane joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of being raised outside of Belfast, Ireland, becoming a father, and living with Crohn's disease. We dive into Shane’s upbringing, including a character of a father …

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Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes 1:05:11

28d ago1:05:11

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Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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332: Craig Shoemaker: What Comes Around, Cults Around 1:25:28

29d ago1:25:28

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Craig Shoemaker! Be sure to check out his newest book, Laffirmations: A 40-Day Cleanse. Craig joins me to Highlight the Lowlights of a life shaped by chaos, cults, comedy, and complicated family ties. We get into what it was like growing up with a scam-artist father who ran his own cult, the terrifying week-long ki…

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331: Kelsey Cook and the Dementia Hat Trick: Jokes, Genes, and Greif 1:01:09

1M ago1:01:09

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Kelsey Cook! Check out her latest special, Mark Your Territory, now available on YouTube and Hulu, and her podcast, Pretend Problems, co-hosted with comedian Chad Daniels. Kelsey joins me in the studio this week to highlight the lowlight of her mother's battle with frontotemporal dementia (FTD). We dive into the em…

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Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You 1:10:46

1M ago1:10:46

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Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps 1:09:21

1M ago1:09:21

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Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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330: Jeff Dye Quit Drinking After THIS Wild DUI Story 53:43

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Jeff Dye! Jeff joins me to Highlight the Lowlights of his journey through sobriety, a DUI gone sideways (like… really sideways), and the unexpected lessons that came along the way. Jeff opens up about the moment he knew he had to quit drinking, how jail gave him minor PTSD, and why his love life actually improved a…

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Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights 1:15:59

2M ago1:15:59

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It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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329: Piff the Magic Dragon Goes Clone 59:42

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My HoneyDew this week is magician and comedian John van der Put a.k.a. Piff the Magic Dragon! Check out his special Piff the Magic Dragon: Reptile Dysfunction, or catch him performing live at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Piff joins me to Highlight the Lowlights of his journey to becoming a performer. We dive into what inspired his love for magic, how…

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328: Joey McIntyre of New Kids on the Block 59:13

2M ago59:13

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My HoneyDew this week is musician Joey McIntyre! Check out Joey on his recent tour and album called, Freedom. Joey sits down with me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of becoming a pop sensation with New Kids on the Block back when he was 12 years old! Joey recounts early career breakthroughs and the influence of radio DJs. We reflect on the cha…

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Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights 1:12:29

2M ago1:12:29

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Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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327: Harland Williams' Grandma was the King of KFC 57:50

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Harland Williams! Check out Harland’s podcast, The Harland Highway, and keep an eye out for his newest film, Wingman, coming out later this year. Harland joins me this week to highlight the lowlights of losing both his grandmothers. We dive into the iconic life of Grandma Flo VanGundersplatt—a roller derby queen tu…

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Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances 1:17:43

2M ago1:17:43

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Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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326: HoneyDew Podcast #326 | Philip Bowen Finds Fiddling Through Sesame Street 59:14

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My HoneyDew this week is musician Philip Bowen! You can listen to his music on any streaming platform. Philip joins me in the studio to Highlight the Lowlights of growing up in West Virginia and chasing his dream of making music. He shares insights into his Lebanese heritage and the cultural diversity of West Virginia. We also discuss the challenge…

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Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole? 1:19:36

2M ago1:19:36

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The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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325: Thomas Araujo and the Brother-Cousin-Uncle Confusion 1:01:08

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My HoneyDew this week is Thomas Araujo, aka Dope as Yola! Thomas joins me in the studio to Highlight the Lowlights of a friend's wild family entanglement that he's been dealing with for the past couple of years. He dives into the betrayal, how everyone is still involved despite the chaos, and how the family dynamics have left everyone wondering if …

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Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed 1:13:56

3M ago1:13:56

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Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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324: Jim Florentine's Journey to Fatherhood—Inspired by a Legless Veteran 56:26

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Jim Florentine! Check out Jim’s newest special, You Can’t Please Them All, on Amazon Prime, or his podcast, Everybody Is Awful. Jim joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of his journey through fatherhood. He shares what it was like becoming a father at 46 and the challenges he faced as a single dad later in…

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Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch 1:26:14

3M ago1:26:14

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The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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323: Mick Betancourt Got Two Black Eyes from the Devil! 1:11:00

3M ago1:11:00

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My HoneyDew this week is writer and producer Mick Betancourt! Check out Season 3 of Reacher on Amazon now, and visit http://mickbetancourt.substack.com to hear over 85 of Mick’s incredible stories. Mick joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of a WILD childhood, growing up with teen parents in Chicago. We dive into just how chaotic his home …

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Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist 1:29:38

3M ago1:29:38

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Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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322: Rosebud Baker and The Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act 55:52

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Rosebud Baker! Check out Rosebud’s newest special, The Mother Lode, out on Netflix today! Rosebud joins me to highlight the lowlights of her younger sister’s sudden and tragic passing during their childhood. She opens up about the personal impact of her sister's death and how her perspective has evolved since becom…

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Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal 1:21:26

3M ago1:21:26

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The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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321: Michael Yo Was Patient Zero 1:01:18

4M ago1:01:18

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Michael Yo! Check out his new comedy special, Snack Daddy, on YouTube or at http://MichaelYo.com. Michael joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of being patient zero with COVID-19. He dives into his close call with death, what it was like being a guinea pig, and the long road to recovery that followed. We a…

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Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des 1:17:35

4M ago1:17:35

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The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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320: Felipe Esparza is Salma Hayek's Doppelganger 1:02:09

4M ago1:02:09

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian Felipe Esparza! Catch his newest special, Raging Fool, out on Netflix today, or listen to his podcast, What’s Up Fool? Felipe joins me this week to Highlight the Lowlights of becoming an official U.S. citizen—after 50 years of living here! He shares the complicated process of trying to gain citizenship after legal …

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Berner Phone #77: What We Google 51:12

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Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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