Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man! www.coolparents.co

Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence! www.coolparents.co

Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within... www.coolparents.co

Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true. Also... Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week! www.coolparents.co

Yearbook quotes are back! We also have a pretty incredible Truckdate, complete with a prank call. Do not miss, k? www.coolparents.co

We got a mixed bag today, so just dive in and get wiiiild! www.coolparents.co

This is a Jesse Ventura heavy episode, so be prepared. Also, we've got a thick installment of You Wanna Ask Me a Question, B? www.coolparents.co

Curtis digs through his Downloads folder. www.coolparents.co

Do you want to learn about the real history of computers? Look no further whatsoever, here's a new installment of Slime Capsule! www.coolparents.co

We have some listener mail runnin' wild and we also must discuss the 2024 Oscar nominees. We know what they're about, I swear. In other news: BABA VANGA... www.coolparents.co

It's time to plan the Boston Egg Party! You're either with egg or against egg... Which side are you on? Check out this episode for a legendary Truckdate and some extra yucky Pervert Proverbs (complete with songs). Thanks for listening! <3 www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies, comin' in haawwwt! We also got aTruckdateand some other CRAP. You're gonna love it. www.coolparents.co

We are both sick this week! So here's MOBUS. You can listen without watching, the movie audio is in there, sooooo... See you next week!

Clickbait headlines are back in a segment now called Crazy if True! All that and more in this very good episode. www.coolparents.co

Lots of egg in this episode. This includes a possible alien egg. Be advised. Also, you will find some Tough Guy Poetry, some Truck Guy Poetry, and a trip on the Mystery Ship. www.coolparents.co

Nosferatu is on Tinder, as you'll hear on a new edition of Tindergarten Cops! There's also a Truckdate, a new mashup song, and some Suno AI songs. So, listen up! www.coolparents.co

Are you prepared for the return of Butterman? How about a little Backmasking of Aerosmith? Well... get ready. www.coolparents.co

Pervert Proverbs are back, and they brought Slime Capsule with them! And don't forget, Trump is coming for our creampies, it's just a metter of time... www.coolparents.co

Who resides... atop Bitch Mountain? Find out in Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co

We're in the studio recording our new album this week, so instead of a new podcast episode, here is the movie "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" from 1991 starring Jesse Ventura with our commentary. www.coolparents.co

Just listen to it, it's good. There's a Mystery Ship, I Love This Business, a reality show title guessing game, and a new Jesse Ventura supercut. <3 www.coolparents.co

Are you ready for a new headlining segment? It's called Slime Capsule and it's a keeper! We also have some new Rope Games to look at, and these ones are truly wonderful. Thanks for lending us your ears! www.coolparents.co

This one's pipin' hot. It's gotYearbook Bios and News 2: The Sequel to the News. We also take a look at some crap they used to teach kids that has since been disproven. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Hey, sorry this one's short. We had a scheduling conflict. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Next week, we'll do better. Promise. This one's got a Where Are They Now? for the Rugrats characters and a handful of other things to chat about. Get wit it! www.coolpatents.co

We got some updates from Charles Loescher you won't wanna miss. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections and we're doing that unnamed segment about movie plots based off only their titles. www.coolparents.co

Follow the egg down to the Salvatore Salvage Yard and check out some very high quality Googie Revoobies! Also, we have a new Cowpoke Poetry from one Brantley Gilbert. Yeehaw. www.coolparents.co

Get ready for a special Halloween installment of A.I. Dungeon! Also, a new Pome from Justy Boy. Please do enjoy, please. www.coolparents.co

Pervert Proverbs are back and a little bit spooooooky! We also have a new Star Wars "fake or real character name" segment and a Bigfoot Update! Check it out, would ya?! www.coolparents.co

Conquering the Worm is back, just in time for Bob Zombie's favorite time of year! We're also talking about "Moon Goo" and the "Piss Bandit" running buckwild out in California. www.coolparents.co

Did you know the production of Richard Donner's "The Omen" from 1976 was cursed? Well, turns out it was just due to baboons being baboons. End of paragraph. On the other hand, we did find evidence of Satan backmasked (as well as frontmasked) in the song "Plutoski" by Future. You have been warned... This episode craps. www.coolparents.co…

I promise this will be the last time for a while we skip a week. Moving is hard! That being said, this previously Patreon-exclusive commentary is the perfect Ghostober kick-off, so give it a listen, it's real nice! See you next week with a brand new wpisode! www.coolparents.co

We're returning to "UFO Cowboys" and your mind will be BLOWN! We also have some more Googie Reviewbies and a new Spelling Bee! www.coolparents.co

Ever wanted to be in a shrimp sauna? We talked to someone who's done it! We also have some real nice Googie Reviewbies and a spot of All The Things We Said. Oh, and there's a super cool greasy pepperoni chugger. Have fun!

It's Curtis' birthday and the boys are home sick... TIME TO TALK SHIT!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy is out sick this week, so listen to this commentary we did for Patreon on the 1992 classic "3 Ninjas." It's seriously very good! www.coolparents.co

Early 90's Haverhill High School yearbook bios were just built different. This episode also has a new mashup and an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode commentary. Yo Diggity. www.coolparents.co

Listen to find out what's really inside the moon... And get your Shrek fix while you're at it with Swamp Quiz! www.coolparents.co

Did dinosaurs build the pyramids? Where do Pokeymans come from? What do these Clickbait Headlines actually mean? And, does Wes Scantlin like the way you smack his ass? www.coolparent.co

You just gotta listen. Rope Games are back and they brought their pals Pervert Proverbs, Truckdate, and Mystery Ship: Solving the Pyramids. www.coolparents.co

Here come some real good Googie Reviewbies, and loooottsss of 'em! www.coolparents.co

Backmasking! That movie title "game" that doesn't have a name! Truckdate! The Evil Cummer! Oh my! www.coolparents.co

Certified Fresh on Rotten Topangos! This one's hot to the touch. We got Truckdate, Missed Connections, and Making a Muscle Boy, so strap in! www.coolparents.co

Chip Dunn, fully swung 24/7. We're looking at Haverhill High School's 2006 yearbook and dissecting some "lyrics" of Rob Zombie's, who went to Haverhill High! Woowwwwww... We also have a "Viva La Bam" trivia segment called Bamily Feud. Vito. www.coolparents.co

Would you like to gain the Knowledge of the Chameleon? Just pay very close attention to this installment of Pervert Proverbs, which may well be one of the best ever. www.coolparents.co

Hello, folks. Please listen to this episode, which contains Googie Reviewbies and some discussions regarding Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Salute Your Shorts. Thank you. www.coolparents.co

Hey, everybody! This episode is mostly little mini segments and listener requests. Just listen to it, K? It's good. www.coolparents.co

We're officially back and we've got jingles! We also have a new hip-hop song that's sure to change your outlook on life itself. All The Things We Said makes a return and stick around for a new mashup song and a special edition of Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We'll be back real soon, hang in there! www.coolparents.co