Set em up and pop em out for some free daycare and additional hands around the house! Why else would you keep going after the first few? Whether you're a long time popper or new to the rodeo, there's plenty coming out this episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online place…

Don't get lost in the abyss just yet, we here at the Prattles that Mindless have a very saturated episode to bring your ears with such delight and merriment as ever seen sometimes not before! Prepare to see the depths of video game and soul as Ripley journeys through the passage of the office and her own mind. Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promis…

Its one day from the eververse and three days past vow season here on Mindless Prattle so if you haven't done so already, take back the receipts and grab your law suits just to glide on in to the latest episode in season 3! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get…

Set forth into the great unknown with Ripley and Jordon as they once more forget the plot and the intro. Brave uncharted paint brushes and air fried crabs lightly seasoned and ready to freeze. There's missing adventures and rogue like battles on the horizon so strap in for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! If you want to see more head on over…

Get yonder to days of olden with tales from the plighted and insane! Whether looking for whales or finding some red bees, the faire is a place of wonder and enchantment with the added conundrum of not allowing deodorant for some reason. Outside does not make it better, only the mead can drown out the Vikings taking all the steins and lifting all th…

Don't get your pasta in a bunch, get that Mindless action in before you get blue noodles of limpness. We have a bit of extra pasta water to share but only for your ears. Possibly your eye slits if you look left in places. Don't mind us though, its been a rigid week of stiff squirts and pumps that brought us all together in a Mindless Prattle. If yo…

There's time yet to save at the local pet wash and home event this week only or possibly next week also but besides that it's Mindless Prattle! When all the floors are dirty, don't move that duffel bag, simply sit next to your friend in the stall and narrate to yourself the number of flushes needed per wolf spider. If you want to see more head on o…

It's open season on mini pigs in the eye of the pirate Ripley, scourge of the nine seas! Sail through the open waters of this episode of MP with a hefty price to be paid... about 30minutes of yer listening. We plundered the depths to find some working audio without catching the stranger with a gun to your heads attention so no need to be afraid of …

It's time to take the high road out of your nightmares and into a fresh set of memories that won't last as we venture into this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Where did the aliens take the dinosaurs? Why do so many fourth graders want to fight Ripley? How many will make it to the final four? *If this episode sounds off its because our main aud…

It's the show where the endless Prattle and the Mindless sing, that favorite zing that rings true with ducks a plenty that's right its the folks at Mindless Prattle giving you the Christmas watchings you need! If you've seen Santa or just have a new video game to attend to, this is the place for your ears to stop off before they continue on their j…

Its heavy lettuce season once again and as the weight of the inevitable third cat goes out the window with dreams comes another saga of epic Mindlessness from the Prattlers that sit each week with their own demons. Happy St. Patrick's day Mindless family! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Mon…

Its axes covered in Lowes blood this week as the hatchets fall on another episode of your favoritest Mindless Prattlers! They're back like majestic dolphins to bring you tales of money, space, and the realization of new space colonization games might just be for you. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us o…

It is what it is. Percentages are going up, cities are going away, NASA has some rocks in space that are coming for us. But until all that its this week's episode of Mindless Prattle with your favorite hosts and their grand gestures of pretending to keep it together and have it figured out! Keep on trying and as Ripley always says, wamsickle magic …

Have you heard of the new diamond that just dropped? I hear its free of slave labor and everything what with them crazy scientists always advancing society and whatnot. Join the Mindless hosts this week as they goes through the age old question, which came first, the birds or the plants. There's even a surprise appearance from a mystical creature o…

Its that lovely chocolatey time of year when Valentines day has come and gone and loneliness is in the chocolates! Don't spray the gym just yet though, we've still got this brand new episode of Mindless Prattle for your ears only, only one person at a time listen... Anyway you slice it there's a few hundred year old murders to solve and trucks to p…

It's the brand new start of season 3 with all new faces and tales abound! Dive through and climb under for the tales you love from the Mindless hosts as they delve into the much anticipated completion of Ripley's book, how to look afool with pizza, where the old elevators live, and the random laughs that always follow! We're incredibly excited to k…

Its already here, that magical time of year when we look back and acknowledge some of the things that made us laugh along the way. Join in as the Mindless peeps go through some of their favorite clips both in and out of context from the first 100 episodes and of course get side-tracked along the way. Its been an incredible first 100 episodes and if…

It's time to sit down and think about the perfect description for your fantasy appendages as Ripley often does. We're one step closer to a new year and that means one more list of self improvement for the new year to later ignore and go get tacos anyway. This episode is brought to you by Ripley and her book, its got a title and everything! Don't wa…

Don't throw out all the scrabble words yet cause we've got some to throw at you this holiday season! That's right its Mindless and her sidekick Prattle back at it again before that special time of year where snapchat makes a reappearance and the test for rabies are deadly. So get your baby pig pardon on and rear against the seasonal affective disor…

There were games last week and now we know of new games this week. Crazy how time be workin like that. We've only seen the bad ending to The Witcher 3 so we're even more excited about the fourth one and no we don't mind that its about Ciri. If you played Astros Playroom religiously maybe you know what the full game was about. Don't miss out on Ripl…

Its the season of the CEO on Mindless Prattle where the hosts choose to be a ghost and the age old choice of Twilight fans gets answered on behalf of the Italian Mafia. Print out success and plastic as Ripley journeys through the joy of owning a 3D printer and the would you rather questions that come with a price. Happy Holidays from the Mindless T…

There be wolves this holiday season and if there's anything I possibly know about wolves its foxes jackal wolves but which wolves can jackal foxes. If a fox screams for a lot of reasons did it really scream at all? Give the gift of psychology this season as Ripley and Jordon dive through the best practices in gift giving and surprisingly its not a …

When you go shooting for the first time, don't let it be with the Grim Reaper's baby. Instead move to Italy for a Euro and do some Egyptian Psychedelics while six monkeys still roam free! Take a trip through the dark romance fantasy compared to a tv show in this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! As always if you liked what you heard and want to se…

There's monkeys loose in South Carolina and based on the laughs in this episode a couple might be in the MP studio. If you didn't get your red cup last week, I hear the best solution is to yell at the baristas because they're definitely holding the best red cups for the most determined customers who demand one from the managers... But if not as alw…

Yes it's that time of year once more, the time when podcasts turn holidays and the stories turn to Victoria of wall street. Ripley's got some real facts of a doozy this week as she dives into her latest obsession and recommendations for new TV show ideas. Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks serving sizes are too small. Get yourself some…

There's new logos and the inevitable expansion of territory all bundled up on this week of Mindless Prattle, your favorite casting of the pods where Ripley and Jordon explore the depths of the horrors in the hotel room next door, the ability to time travel, and the human race procrastinating the solution to Y2K. If you liked what you heard and want…

Get your F money out cause we on a rampage quest for which fish is the most animal and why SHERLOC has old life. No AI in this episode, probably, as we explore the world of wholesome science news about the blob fish face, the untimely demise of team Blue, and the dangers of the online Blox community. Its Mindless Prattle back from a new studio so p…

Don't let yourself become Thanatoast, listen in to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! The loneliness is not alone, at least in Japan where they got one of them Ministers of Loneliness to help the public during tough times. We used to have the scientists with all the money and now we have the ice planet we live on! If you liked what you heard a…

There's E Coli in the water and Hydrogen in the cars but with the future of protein structures secured there's no shortage of satellites from Northwood. If nothing else alarmo could be the way to go for your morning wake up needs, either that or the new alien game coming out. In any case this is the Prattle that goes on endlessly for at least anoth…

If you're in the wake of Hurricane Milton, i.e. Florida, leave before it gets there! Which came first, the fruit or the intoxicated ants? Depends on if you happen to be in Costa Rica or a bird I suppose. Don't pay the wrong bank and always ensure you have awareness of any unexploded ordinance in your area as Ripley leads us through another fruit fl…

Its complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it…

If you've ever slept in the dark this might be the episode for you. We've got breathing and water and sometimes both but most of all there are video games to live in and then there are video games to LIVE in... You choose on this week of Ripley asks a question that we don't have the answer to but the show must go on and this is a really long title …

In this frosty episode, we dive into the world's most pressing mysteries—like why grain silos are scarier than quicksand, and why ice is secretly the ultimate villain. Brace yourself for tales of ice derbies, catastrophic cat videos from space, and why the apocalypse is really just an elaborate scheme to take all our ice cubes. We'll also investiga…

This week, we have a feast for your ears as we discuss wild things such as people who are bad at driving and the proper way to build a pc. Jordon has some adventures at the bar and Ripley gets major FOMO. We've got all that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessp…

Do you enjoy thermometers being injected into your anus? What about valuing the gym over your child's comfort? No? Well, if that doesn't do it for you then we also have plenty of space facts and discussions about cool new games coming to a screen near you. If you're still not convinced then maybe you will enjoy the riveting tale of the spy whale. T…

Hello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to…

The Mexican Siri is here to help your ears digest the latest episode of Mindless Prattle! She goes in depth this week on the aspects of stilts versus spreaders and how to know which one is which. Find out how to paint your Xbox holes. Get an extra soul mate who will defend you from bees at the local pool. Get in love with Fall for the low price of …

Hello our mindless brethren! This week we've got a whole bunch of fun for you such as the tiktok censorship algorithm, the insidiousness of AI art, and if Redfall still sucks (it does). Do you care about your gamer score and the whole-ness of numbers? What about the sadness of What Remains of Edith Finch? If you've ever witnessed a woman being terr…

Hello Mindless Peeps! (TW for this episode: we discuss a case of black children being enslaved by their white adoptive parents. If this is too much for you, please skip this episode and we will see you next week instead.) We are back with another episode of things that will amaze and shock you. Learn about the end of gaming magazines as we know it …

Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransact…

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien…

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discu…

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bed…

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have. (side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but t…

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship…

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfoldin…

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too! If you liked what you heard and want to see more hea…

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more…

Ready your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too. If you liked what you heard and want to see mor…

Open your ears for all the cat-walking and rap-gossipping you can hear on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Ripley wins at VR and Jordon subscribes to email spam because he's too quick and doesn't read. Have you watched an Issekai anime and wondered what it would be like in real life? Did you know apparently ambulances are held together by z…