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S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando
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40:00On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast) As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United , Nottingham Forest AND Ange Postecoglu joins us on the p…
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S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”
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50:22The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch. We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s script editing process and Jon tells us about playing…
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S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork
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52:41Matt goes to Berlin with Bill Clinton and Pussy Riot, we hear why Jon needs to worry about tromboning and we discuss 'Deep Meat.' Elsewhere Matt tells us about being at the Carabao Cup Final and a particular annoying banner he saw that would have pissed off Jon, we want to bring back an alternative to ‘This Is Your Life’ after a Bulgarian team give…
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S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”
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34:51On the podcast this week we celebrate the 200th episode and the 20th anniversary of Matt & Jon’s friendship. Elsewhere the boys discuss: Which player should make a noise whilst they run? The Millwall view, Jim Ratcliffe and the new Man United stadium AND Where is Jon’s new great adventure? Also Matt discovers Jon’s still got some Christmas tinsel u…
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S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”
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34:25We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sheffield United and Jon is a bit hungover. Helpfully Matt describes Jon’s state and what he looks like. Elsewhere we discuss the new Bridget Jones movie and why the swearing lets it down, we’ve divided the listenership as to whether this podcast should be on video, some listeners email in on whether they…
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We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sunderland in the 95th Minute. We discuss the best perk, Jon’s brand new policy and searching for ‘The Cream Note.’ Elsewhere we discuss leaving the ground early, what thing made Jon angry at Matt on his wedding day, there’s numerous emails from listeners and there’s an odd reaction when we try to deciphe…
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S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week
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1:05:22It’s a BUMPER PODCAST that was recorded before the weekend’s FA CUP matches… Matt reports back from witnessing Forest beat Brighton 7-0 IN PERSON before Leeds then go and do the very same. Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss: The Vomitorium, Anthony Bourdain, shit rosé, Benidorm and for the second week in a row we slag off another comedian but bleep their…
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S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”
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47:17On the show this week: find out who Jon has been thinking about a lot lately, The Curse returns and we discuss follicles and bollockles Elsewhere we discuss Nicolás Otamendi's back tattoo, supping Oysters and champagne on the train to watch the football and there’s a new cancer touch. Plus Find out why Jon Richardson is a member of the bald rotters…
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On the podcast this week: We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future. Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football chat including: why watching Forest is now like watchin…
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S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”
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55:58The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon. Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt reflect on their festive victories on shows 'House of Ga…
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On the podcast this week… Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON. Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & w…
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S2 EP 15: It’s Christmas at 'The Dog!' & Jon's New Aftershave
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38:28We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan. Plus Jon buys a new aftershave… ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected]…
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On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car. Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole. ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER…
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S2 EP 13: “I made a new friend, he just happens to be THE KING”
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30:24Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg. Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mention crispy cornflake eye crud. ALL …
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S2 EP 12: "You Sanctimonious Little Possum"
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43:57On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks. Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener …
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On the Podcast this week... We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advert Elsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast. P…
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On the Podcast this week: We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts. We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her? We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat? Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye…
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S2 EP 9: “I Went To Get My Face Drilled Today”
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36:22Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas…
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S2 EP 8: “LET’S GET IN WHILE WE’RE HOT” & TOMMY TUCHS
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40:00Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike." Plus some very sweary emails. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE…
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S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”
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29:05It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end. James Ward Prowse and his dead balls. The bias of local radio What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate There’s a new email rule. Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert Gestalt Therapy A …
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S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"
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41:58On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss: A new feature: What’s in your Gob? Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich. It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham Bisnacker Jon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in public There’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tou…
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S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?
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50:06On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.” Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was. And… Matt reveals…
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Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls. Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jing…
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S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella
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42:14On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us…
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S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries
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35:53On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition. Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever" Send us any new format ideas or correspo…
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S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.
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1:02:16WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books. Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy” Plus after a month off Matt ask…
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S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”
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27:05In the second episode this week… Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time? It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our odd…
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S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...
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33:56On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay. Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week. We put out another call to t…
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S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”
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45:36This week: We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’ It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog. Send us any new for…
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S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"
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34:57Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go? We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government. There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese” We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mout…
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S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”
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45:34On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde... Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’ Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury We sum up the last two England Games Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia. Send us any new fo…
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On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss... Hot Improv Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help. The problem with your age. The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJon We ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked i…
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S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate
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37:06This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss: The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog S…
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S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'
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36:07On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online. We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skeg…
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On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night… Jon and Matt discuss: The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche. Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has …
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S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"
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31:54In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success. Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might h…
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S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry
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34:25On the 1st podcast this week: There's a cracking new theme tune We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad? Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angry There's an unexpected price point AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert. Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the w…
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S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums
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58:27On the podcast this week: Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial …
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S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"
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42:07On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?” Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune. also… Mr Tumble and do you…
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On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer. Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time) As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard…
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On the second episode this week… Jon watches Barbie, Future Egg pops up somewhere unexpected, Jon reveals the worst thing about the delay to the CO-OP Arena and what he’s hated on Breakfast telly this week, there’s an excellent new theme from a listener, we reveal which England player drinks Hot Chocolate and what song this podcast would be. Plus w…
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S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”
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43:31On Down the Dog this week: There’s an early Fordey’s hyperbole, Jon & Matt discuss trance music and why Fordey is like Paul McCartney, there’s a chance encounter for Matt at the toilets at Wembley Stadium and a LIVE Colostomy Corner. Elsewhere the boys discuss the Netflix Doc - ‘The Final: Attack on Wembley’ throwing in their own memories of the da…
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S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”
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38:32On the podcast this week: As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered. Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, f…
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On the second episode this week: Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp. we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident Fordy gives us another 'Film Review' Rich Stu returns with a new sign off. We uncover a new Youtube Star. Jon eats some Booze flavoured…
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S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”
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41:33On the podcast this week: There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from another listener. We hear from Jon’s Pike Causey walk… and Rich Stu. Noel Gallagher talks to Fordey in a dream… We ask you to get in …
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S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."
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32:07On the second episode this week... Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week. plus we unveil ANOTHER NEW THEME TUNE and there's an excellent Colostomy Corner email and sting. Send us any new format idea…
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S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”
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41:10This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton loss Coventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy Jon on why he is a terrible football fan Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup - “I think at the moment I hate City or than United” Rich Stu turns up again There’s a Stephen Hendry Crucible update… Jon repo…
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S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"
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46:49The second episode of the week sees us: Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western. Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink Loch Lomond? There’s a funny bloke at the end of the bar, we come up with a new sleep solution and Jon talks about the time he want…
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S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...
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37:13This week the boys discuss: Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle" Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like. There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune - winner stays on. Can you come up with a better one? We ask you to send us some jingles for popula…
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S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”
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42:25On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up unexpectedly. Elsewhere we want to know what your last complaint was AND Matt remembers the first time he had chicken gouj…
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