This week, all the Muppet Babies get killed by a nightmare entity in the episode "Elm Street Babies!" Not really, but Rowlf does turn into a human. And we learn a lot about Bozo the Clown! But that's not all, Matt also sits down with Jiavani, Rekha Shankar, and Matt Wilkie to talk about The Scripted Muppet Caper, a live stage reading of The Great M…

The boys are back to their regularly-scheduled Muppet Babies torture, and they tricked another friend into watching with them: podcaster, producer, and dear friend Nick Jenkins! Episodes covered: "Is There A Muppet in the House," "Slipping Beauty," and "Muppet Baby Boom" Go to http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has…

Sam and Matt travel away from their safe podcasting studios to the mean streets of Disney Hollywood Studios to check out Muppet*Vision 3D one last time (maybe?) before it closes later this year. And while they were at it, they checked out the rest of Disney World too! A very special thanks to our Patreon Patrons who made this trip possible. It was …

It's Kermitment's 4-year Anniversary, and doing this show for that long has given Matt and I the perspective needed to, at long last, declare which Muppet is the Best Muppet. And this week we do just that. Experience the highs and lows of amatuer Muppet ranking in this most special of episodes. Check out the bracket here and follow along as we choo…

Somehow we're watching Muppet Babies again... maybe we never stopped watching Muppet Babies? And this time we tricked someone else into watching it with us: musician, performer, author, and impersario Laser Webber! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensiv…

Despite what the title says, this is a good old fashioned odds and ends episode, full of all kinds of radnom crap like a travelling mall exhibit, an episode of Dolly Parton's variety show, and the lowest moment of the Swedish Chefs miserable life! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running …

Sesame Street is in the news for some not-so-fun reasons these days, so we're warping back in time to 1988 when they were hanging out with Donahue, riffing on Watergate, and sitting pretty on top of the world of public broadcasting! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is de…

We're joined this episode by friend, musician, writer Tony Gonzales, and Colin, Laser, and Tony all have to accept compliments. We also talk about body image, religious trauma, and some very ignorant dwarfism commentary all across this great internet of ours. Tony also tells us about the matriarchy that raised him, and Laser talks about an anime he…

Muppets aren't science... or are they? We're joined by Hank Green, the Internet's favorite science man, armed with tons of viewer questions such as "how did Miss Piggy and Kermit have both frog and pig babies in Muppet Christmas Carol?" and "could the Bog of Eternal Stench be real?" Maybe by the end, this crazy mixed up world will make just a littl…

We take a trip back to the Storyteller's castle and to Kermit's study as we get back to our regularly scheduled (and regularly-lengethed) chronological trip through time... mostly... Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so by becoming our Patro…

It hurts to edit these 2.5 hour long episodes, but I be brave and do it for all of you. Next week's is normal length. Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so by becoming our Patron, you help us cover those costs and allow us to do funner, coole…

Click here to get your tickets to The Muppet Script livestream event on February 9th! This live reading of The Muppet Movie stars Paul F. Tompkins, Nina West, David Dastmalchian, Bobby Moynihan, Griffin Newman, just to name a few, and proceeds go towards helping those affected by the California WIldfires! Is this three weeks in a row of epiosdes lo…

On our fifth episode, hosts Laser and Colin reflect on how the past year since recording began has shaped them and their views on masculinity, and how vital these conversations feel in our current political climate. Also the verdict is in: Boys kissing? Yay. Cards Against Humanity with the cis-hets? Nay. We've also got hot takes on justice, autism,…

Would you believe that we're still watching Muppet Babies and that we've also found a way to watch even MORE Muppet Babies? Actually, I'm sure you can beleive it because it sounds exactly like something we'd do! Episodes covered: The House That Muppets Built, Masquerading Muppets, Nanny's Day Off Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Ke…

This week, Colin and Laser answer YOUR questions regarding the relationship between testosterone and libido, the link between communication, consent and pleasure... and add in some truly awful puns for good measure! It's a very sexy episode over here on Not Real Men! Other topics include: Kurt Cobain, broccoli, bottom growth, safety words, stereoty…

Does Gonzo eat Camilla's eggs? The answer to that and more burning question await inside... if you dare. Episodes covered: Beach Blanket Babies, Old McKermit Had a Farm, Adventures in Muppet-Sitting Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so by be…

We're joined this episode by bestselling author, podcaster and voice actor Travis McElroy! #travnation Together we dig deep into the overlap between neurodivergence and masculine traits, self-expression when men's fashion is so often "blah", and the real difference between men and women's restrooms. Other topics of note this episode include: Sigma …

This week, Colin and Laser are joined by actor and storyteller Dan Prevette (on Instagram at @danprevette) to discuss puberty, masculine urges, and how hot it is when women who could easily kick our ass (but don't)! Also discussed: bro-downs, spaghetti, the scientific method, Lady Dimitrescu, demi-sexuality, Grease: The Musical and a and a genuine …

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have another episode of Kermitment. This week, we're talking about Muppet Babies episodes of wildly varying quality, but we also watched a couple extremely wholesome appearances by Jim Henson and Kermit in his non-baby form! A breath of fresh air! Enjoy, won't you? Episodes cover…

In Not Real Men's inaugural episode, Colin and Laser dig deep into the inherent value of the thirst trap, the responsibility to not be a creep in DM's, finding humor in the horrifying, and what merits a single masculine tear to roll down our cheeks. Other hot topics include: chasers, virtue signaling, f*ckboys, stoicism, anaphylactic shock, and how…

We ring in the holidays by talking about one of our favorite pieces of Muppet media, not to menton one of the best Christmas specials of all time, A Muppet Family Christmas! And, much like Emily Bear, we're also welcoming a very special guest into our podcast home: comedian, podcaster, a A Muppet Family Christmas mega-fan Mike Falzone! Check out ht…

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We're back on Sesame Street for another loooooooooong episode about everyone's favorite little furry guys: Elmo, Grover, etc. Strap in, folks. You're going to be here a while learning to count and whatnot. Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, s…

Muppet Babies is as incomprehensible as ever but also.... maybe slightly more fun?? Or perhaps we've lost our minds! Plus: a deep discussion about the future of MuppetVision! Week old Breaking News! Episodes covered: My Muppet Valentine, Invasion of the Muppet Snackers, Twinkle Toe Muppets Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitmen…

We aren't watching Muppet Babies or animated Fraggle Rock this week, but I fear our brains might be permanently fried from having done so for too long. We sound unwell in this epiosde frankly. Maybe a trip to the Storyteller's haunted-ass old busted-ass castle will set us right? Probably not but it's worth a try. Check out http://kermitmentstuff.co…

More Muppet Babies folks. How do they keep getting away with this? Episodes covered: Where No Muppet Has Gone Before, Journey to the Center of the Nursery, This Little Piggy Went to Hollywood Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so by becoming …

We're back to Muppet Babies and, depending on who you ask, it's either worse than ever or just as bad as ever! Help us please! Episodes covered: Muppetland, Water Babies, The Incredible Shrinking Weirdo Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so b…

This week, we're in Fraggle Rock for the last time in a long time as we finish off Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series. What we really learn in this episode is that Matt and Sam would have flourished in an 80's kids show wrtiers room. Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is de…

Sam and Matt (or S&M if you please) head back down to Fraggle Rock... except things are a little bit different! Everyone's real flat and their adventures are dogshit! Join us as we spend a looooong time talking about everything except what we're supposed to be talking about! Hope you have a lot of housework to do, cause this is a BIG BOY! Check out…

This week, we're joined by comedian, producer, and co-star of The George Lucas Talk Show, Patrick Cotnoir, to talk about the failed Jim-Henson developed sitcom pilot Puppetman! Sometimes when we watched this really obscure stuff, we'll find a diamond in the rough (looking at you Christmas Toy). Is this one of those times? Listen to find out but no …

Here we are, at the end of Fraggle Rock. War is over, there's a universal brotherhood of man, and children sing a song of everlasting peace. Well, maybe not, but at least they tried! And we're going to miss them! This week, we see the Fraggles out in style as watch the series fianle Change of Address, as well as the wrap party video "Fraggles Look …

"Fraggle Finale Watch" continues as we reach our penultimate episode of Kermitment epiosdes about Fraggle Rockand also the penultimate epiosde of Fraggle Rock! Questions are answered, character arcs are completed, neighbors ger asthma! And we talk about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice a LOT because we recorded this like a month ago! Episodes covered: Inspe…

Can you believe this is our 4th birthday special? It's almost too horrible to think about! But I guess what else have I got to do but watch Muppets and record a podcast every Sunday? Thank you all for listening for all these years and Long Live Sam And Matt! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreo…

"Fraggle Finale Watch" starts now! We're just 7 episodes (and 2 Kermitment episodes) away from the end of the series and things are getting good, serious, and a little sad! Episodes covered: Gone but Not Forgotten, Mokey, Then and Now, Ring Around the Rock Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon!…

The week, we learn A LOT about dumping toxic waste, specifically into water, and how it's bad. It's a bit inexplicable, tho it does explain why no one dumps toxic waste into water anymore. It's because of these two back-to-back episodes of Fraggle Rock. Episodes covered: The Trial of Cotterpin Doozer, The River of Life, Beyond the Pond Check out ht…

We're back in Fraggle Rock to cover the final season of this wonderful, weird, beautiful show. We'll miss the Fraggles, but at least after this we still have the Fraggle Rock cartoon to watch....... ... ........ ........ Episodes covered: Mirror, Mirror, The Riddle of Rhyming Rock, The Voice Inside Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your …

Now we're getting to the really weird stuff! Making The Muppet Show is great but you can't make The Muppet Show forever. Sometimes you need to make shows starring buff, sweaty, sexy hedgehog-men. Some might cann it a midlife crisis. We call it Hans My Hedgehog. Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Pat…

Frank Oz steps fully out of the shadow of Jim and the Muppets with Little Shop of Horrors, his first feature-length directing job that is 100% Muppet free... tho it does feature a significant amount of puppets... sometimes you gotta just stick with what you know! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a P…

We put another cursed chapter of Muppet Babies to bed by reading it a story and singing it a good night song. Awww, it's sleeping... isn't it such a cute little cursed chapter? Anyway, Muppet Babies is kind of good this week. SORRY! Episodes covered: "Muppet Goose," "Bad Luck Bear," "Of Mice and Muppets," and "Back to the Nursery" Check out http://…

The Boys escape one play room just to end up in another... and this one is filled with living toys with the power to defy Death itself! Is this Christmas or dang old Halloween?? PLus we talk about Princess Diana and Pixar movies for way, way too long! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Runn…

Obviously we talk a lot about Muppet Babies in this epiosode, but we also learn a lot about Shamu, the wrod "frenemy," an some fun facts about Old Faithful! This one is educational! Episodes covered: Treasure Attic, Around the Nursery in 80 Days, Fine-Feathered Enemies Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment h…

Can I tell you how to get to Sesame Street? Look bub, if you don't know how to get to Sesame Street at this point there's no helping you! It's been 18 years! Check out http://kermitmentstuff.com/ to get your Kermitment merch! Kermitment has a Patreon! Running a podcast is deceptively expensive work, so by becoming our Patron, you help us cover thos…

You might think two Muppet Babies episodes in a row is a bad thing, but look at it this way: it's character building. If you can suffer through this show, you can do anything. ANd you don't even have to watch it OR edit hours long episodes about it! Episodes covered: Fozzie's Family Tree, The Daily Muppet, Scooter's Uncommon Cold Check out http://k…