Ça Sent Beau by Kenzo (1988) + The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love? (1984) + Macross Plus (1994-95) with Jordan 8/17/25 S7E57 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

For the FuMP's Tribute to Dr. Demento, I wanted to write an original song about what the good Doctor's show meant to me, and how it has influenced pretty much my whole life. I wouldn't be writing and performing comedy music, I wouldn't have the friends and relationships I have, and I wouldn't be where I am, let alone who I am without his show and h…

It's finally here! Fruits of the Smogberry Trees: The FuMP's Tribute to Dr. Demento is now available in the store, and this is the closing track.Members of The FuMP got together to write and record new verses for the all-time classic song "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell, and got special permission to include Benny's own vocals in this song from a spe…

Leather Jardin by Zara (2021) + Nicholas Meyer's The Day After (1983) + Mick Jackson's Threads (1984) + Lynne Littman's Testament (1983) with Matt Himes 8/14/25 S7E56 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

There are certain people whom we'd rather not interact with daily but must, usually not by our own choice. This is for them.From the album "Off Brand."By Mikey Mason

Yvonne LaFleur by Yvonne LaFleur + Scruples (1978), Scruples Two (1992), and Lovers (1994) by Judith Krantz + Alan J. Levi's Scruples (1980) 8/8/25 S7E55 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Hi. Spaff here. Some kids want to grow up to be President or cure cancer. My goal was to get a song on the Dr. Demento Show. I listened to it faithfully every Sunday night, often with headphones so my mom wouldn't overhear songs like "Making Love in a Subaru."In the early 2000s I somehow convinced Robert Lund, a Salt Lake radio personality, to reco…

A musical plea from teachers, before the school year beginsBy Lauren Mayer

Daphne by Daphne Guinness (2009) + Joe Weisberg's The Americans (2013-18) with Nick Patlan 8/3/25 S7E54 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

The Disney+ "Star Wars" TV series titled "Andor" recently finished its 2nd and final Season to much well deserved critical acclaim. I, the great Luke Ski, a fan of the "Star Wars" franchise since the first movie was released when I was 3 years old, very much enjoyed this series set in the years leading into the events of the film "Rogue One", which…

Tigress by Fabergé (1938) + Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt's Married... with Children (1987-97) with Erik 7/31/25 S7E53 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

This is a song I wrote in response to Ainsley Seago's suggestion that we needed a Schoolhouse Rock-style song and video about the work that insect taxonomists at the USDA do to keep America's natural resources safe.By Dan Warren

Dirty Musk by Down to Earth Aromatics + Perfume: Story of a Murderer by Patrick Süskind + Tom Tykwer's Perfume: Story of a Murderer with Luke Roberts of Strange Urge 7/27/25 S7E52 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

A song about building a business from the bottoms-up.Written and Performed: Dino-MikeTrumpet: Sean BillingsProduced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet Cover Artwork: Chuck (@vv3spa)By Dino-Mike

M/MINK by Byredo (2010) + Richard Kelly's Donnie Darko (2001) and Southland Tales (2006) with Aidan Smith 7/24/25 S7E51 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

White Diamonds en Rouge by Elizabeth Taylor (2019) + Crimson by Shirley Conran (1992) with Helen Ellis 7/20/25 S7E50 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Mugler Cologne by Thierry Mugler (2001) + Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis (1998) with Niels Francis 7/17/25 S7E49 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Aphrodisia by Fabergé (1939) + Matt Wolf's Pee-wee as Himself (2025) + Tim Burton's Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) with Dakota Proctor 7/7/25 S7E48 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Empreinte by Courrèges (1970) + Jack Cardiff's The Girl on a Motorcycle (1968) + Roger Vadim's Barbarella (1968) with Jonah 7/3/25 S7E47 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Lauder for Men by Estée Lauder (1985) + David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 12 + Noel Black's The Other Victim (1981) with The Eternal Dillards 7/1/25 S7E45 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Oud Ispahan by Christian Dior (2012) + Howard Gordon and Alex Ganza's Homeland (2011-20) with Adam Lehrer 7/2/25 S7E46 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Miel de Bois by Serge Lutens (2005) + Hive by Garin Hovannisian 6/29/25 S7E44 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Odyssey by Avon (1981) + Mazes and Monsters by Rona Jaffe (1981) + Steven Hilliard Stern's Mazes and Monsters (1983) with Bob Kaye 6/26/25 S7E43 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Dioressence by Christian Dior (1969) + Fear of Flying by Erica Jong (1973) with Cael Brennan 6/25/25 S7E42 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Child by Susan D. Owens (1989) + Sarah McLachlan (1968- ) + Céline Dion (1968- ) with Jenny 6/22/25 S7E41 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Geoffrey Beene by Geoffrey Beene (1998) + The Human Stain by Philip Roth (2000) + Robert Benton's The Human Stain (2003) with Bob Kaye 6/19/25 S7E40 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Lilac Vegetal by Pinaud (1878) + The Green Mile by Stephen King (1996) + Frank Darabont's The Green Mile (1999) 6/13/25 S7E39 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Christina Aguilera by Christina Aguilera (2007) + Christina Aguilera (1980- ) with David C of Gang Bang 6/12/25 S7E38 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason

Occur! by Avon (1963) + "The Day It All Happened, Baby!" by Robert Thom (1966) + Barry Shear's Wild in the Streets (1968) with Bob Kaye 6/11/25 S7E37 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.By Jack Mason