The Radioactive Rant podcast with Mark Reynolds & Tom Swain is a popular comedy and ranting podcast that has the guts to say out loud what virtually everyone else is thinking. Dedicated to mocking the upside-down world we're all trapped in, join Mark and Tom as they discuss and react to a wide variety of topics, including the entertainment industry, social issues, culture and politics with tons of listener input. Text message anytime: 202.670.8497
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Mark Reynolds and Tom Swain talk about the movie, media and entertainment industries, focusing on several original screenplays and the challenges of getting a film produced in Hollywood with a few fart jokes peppered in... Okay, fine... It's pretty much all fart jokes.
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Gen Z: Mommy’s Little Job Hunters | Ep. 204
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19:28On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom rip into Gen Z crybabies who can’t face a job interview without dragging mommy and daddy along. JFK’s grandson—an entitled jerk takes shots at Melania Trump after she pleaded for mercy for children. The media keeps hammering Trump over his approach to ending the Russia-Ukraine war. Listen to Podcast…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom torch a college football kicker who wept at a presser over missing his family… the same family he ditched for school. Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow shoot a TV commercial, and the takeaway is their facelift fallout. Listen to Podcast Rant, where Mark and Tom wonder out loud why certain podcasts are p…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are delighted that New York City will get what it deserves with the real possibility that creepy Zohran Mamdani will become their mayor. A late nite “talk show host” interviews another late nite “talk show host” and… well… woof. Listen to Podcast Rant, where Mark and Tom dissect hit podcasts that ma…
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Sydney Sweeney Wears Pants, Internet Explodes | Ep. 201
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24:56On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom tear into the people coming for Sydney Sweeney—because yeah, she’s definitely the problem in the world right now. John Harbaugh proves pro football coaches can still think for themselves—and talk back. The left hosts a summit to discuss new ways to pretend they’re listening to young people. Join Mar…
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The Hunter Biden Crack Chronicles | Ep. 200
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25:57On the 200th episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom share audio of an untethered Hunter Biden being interviewed in someone’s backyard. Stephen Colbert can’t stop auditioning for sainthood. Check out Podcast Rant, where Mark and Tom roast bafflingly popular podcasts and ask, “Wait… this has fans?” Also, play along and try to guess the voices of c…
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Stephen Colbert: Too Woke To Work | Ep. 199
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22:05On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom rejoice in Stephen Colbert getting shit-canned. NPR and PBS get bitched-slapped. Have some weird fun with Chat GPT. Check-out “Podcast Rant” where Mark and Tom scrutinize podcasts that are somehow popular. Also, play along and try to guess the voices of celebrities listeners can’t stand on “Celebrit…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom call out the Trump administration for not being transparent with the Jeffery Epstein files they overly promised they would be transparent about (shocker). A national teachers union is f’d in the head. Rosie O’Donnell will not go away. Check-out “Podcast Rant” where Mark and Tom scrutinize podcasts t…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discuss the push-back dems have on a budget reconciliation bill. The Supreme Court shows a speck of common sense. An insignificant CNN correspondent thinks rather highly of herself. Check-out “Podcast Rant” where Mark and Tom scrutinize podcasts that are somehow popular. Also, play along and try to …
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Jasmine Crockett The Hot Ass Mess Express | Ep. 196
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19:39On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom listen to Texas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett make a fool of herself not once, but several times. Arnold Schwarzenegger visits the idiots on “The View”. Another celeb podcast gets blasted. Also, play along and try to guess the voices of celebrities listeners can’t stand on Celebrity Rant and hear a…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock another high on his horse actor (Mark Ruffalo) as he reads a prepared speech to a crowd of clapping seals. An awful person is acquitted. A clueless Governor gets grilled, which makes her look even more clueless. A junior state senator makes an ass of himself and another popular podcast gets scr…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom belittle out of touch activist Greta Thunberg who once again manages to make a fool of herself. Gavin Newsom is a delusional half-wit. A hardened criminal is back in the United States and Democrats celebrate. Another popular podcast (that should not be popular) gets lambasted. Also, text messages fr…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock the National Football League for pandering. A has-been news anchor thinks he’s still relevant, which rolls into a discussion about how politics is just all talk, and then it’s podcast bashing time! Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener ridicules Sarah…
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My iPhone Must Come Out Of The Closet! | Ep. 192
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31:18Why aren't On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why Apple pushed a Pride wallpaper iOS update so heavily. Why aren't people being put in prison over covering up Joe Biden’s cognitive decline. Another unexceptional, but somehow popular podcast gets put under the microscope. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, C…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom talk about pop singer Jessica Simpson performing on “American Idol”. Bruce Springsteen has a message abroad. A fat slob Governor just won’t go away. Hear another podcast that is somehow popular. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bad-mouths Hulk Hogan),…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discuss the trial of Sean “Diddy” Combs. Lawmakers storm an ICE detention center, but don’t do a very good job of it. Listen to Meghan Markle try to convince herself how great her life is. Joe & Jill Biden, as well as stupid Adam Shiff have zero self-awareness. Bill Belichick is fat old lech. Also, …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom think Karen Read should be jailed no matter what the verdict. Listen to a less than smart Governor’s diarrhea of the mouth daughter. Dems triple-down on bringing back a wife abusing gang banger to the United States. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener sl…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock a self-absorbed, ditzy pop singer who flies high (in more ways than one), and later, they try to figure out why anyone would seek-out a website that sucks so hard. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener belittles Sydney Sweeney), Listener Rant and more…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom find it staggering how a particular podcast ever became one of the most popular podcasts ever. Kamala Harris (for some reason) speaks. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener disses Bobby Flay), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podca…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are puzzled how both NPR and PBS continue to be funded by taxpayer dollars. A stupid congresswoman says stupid stuff. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener pisses on Rob Gronkowski), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anytime…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom try to grasp why anyone with any sense whatsoever would vandalize an American made vehicle or an American business for political reasons and also why low-tier celebrities are encouraging it. A ridiculous elected official makes a fool of herself… again. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why local district judges are allowed to run the country. Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez form a band. Rosie O’Donnell leaves the US and no one cares. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is done with Jon Stewart), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESS…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom cringe after watching a video of a few congresswomen getting ready to rumble. Democrats actually believe foul language is the answer to all of their problems. The Trump stand-up comedy tour continues. Two MSNBC hosts prove just how out of touch they truly are while the Boston mayor proves she is not…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are ecstatic that Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria got trashed for their ridiculously ridiculous reality TV show. Volodymyr Zelenskyy has his hand out again... but wait. Dems show their true colors during a presidential address to a joint session of congress. More Elon Musk bashing from morons with…
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Trump Offers Alec Baldwin A Pardon! | Ep. 181
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31:56On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom praise a gifted comedian with a unique hairstyle who heckles Alec Baldwin and Robert De Niro. The Governor of Maine makes a fool of herself. Another fool, joyless Joy Reid is out. President Trump has fun at CPAC. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener criti…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock Sheryl Crow for a ridiculous stunt she clearly didn’t think out. Protesters attempt to sing, but it truly does not work out. Sandy Cortez does yet another stupid thing. President Trump rides around a racetrack while being blamed for plane crashes. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are getting so much press, and they also wonder who the hell they actually are. Nancy Pelosi is a deflecting old hag. Angel Moms stand up to Selena Gomez. Another head scratcher from “The View” and an imbecile posing as a comedian makes an ass of himself. A…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play audio of some really angry congress people. Yikes! The new White House press secretary is labeled a 10 by a few hags. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is tired of Drew Barrymore), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are not impressed with an over-the-top social media performance by Selena Gomez. An ESPN host states the obvious, while other hosts on a daytime TV talk show are obviously oblivious. Get ready for another boring Super Bowl. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a lis…
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Pardon Me... Hell. Pardon Everyone! | Ep. 176
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27:37On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom go back in time four years to relive extraordinary hypocrisy. The inauguration of President Donald Trump is discussed. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is not fond of Mila Kunis), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anyti…
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Justine Bateman Has A Big Brain | Ep. 175
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32:33On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom praise Justine Bateman for saying out loud what most in her world will not. Can Joe Biden speak and appear even dumber than usual? Yep. Hear him on his ridiculous “farewell tour” and Atlantic City hosts a national cheerleading competition. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celeb…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom slam Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, two extraordinarily tone deaf, pretentious, elite imbeciles. The Los Angeles mayor is a moron. The Golden Globes were remarkably different. Two Fox News Channel idiots get engaged. A New Orleans police official has no business being a police official. Also, text …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom return after a brief absence and remember a past President who recently passed away. A former CNN host runs his mouth without thinking. Shocker. Luigi Mangione gets captured. The Democrats really know how to party. Listeners weigh-in on a creepy television commercial. A scumbag killer is hailed as a…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom still can’t believe a greasy idiot continues to be a nominee for an important cabinet position. Two out-of-touch actors and a former President have a few comments about the recent election. The DNC has a "star-studded" bench ready to take the White House in 2028. Also, text messages from listeners, …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why anyone would have their entire arm and other body parts completely covered in ink. Hear a cringy TV ad. A few comments are made about a live police television show. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener rags on Seth Rogan), Listener Rant and mor…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom dish about how two cable news channel hosts sell-out big time, while another cable news channel endorses an unqualified cabinet member nominee. Hear listener messages about what NOT to be thankful for, just in time to Thanksgiving. An idiot from the University of Oregon is pissed. Also, text message…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock a late night talk show host for having zero self respect or backbone. Hear the idiots on “The View” pontificate. Some of Trump’s cabinet picks seem iffy. Will Ferrell makes an ass of himself. More Sandy Cortez nonsense. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a li…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom breathe a deep, deep, DEEP sigh of relief that the clearly inept Kamala Harris was not allowed to stay in The White House, even though she’s not done fighting? Howard Stern isn’t a fan of his audience. Well, a lot of them. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a list…
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You Are GARBAGE And Don’t You Forget It! | Ep. 167
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23:19On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play audio of the dickless President, Joe Biden, saying out loud what he thinks many American citizens truly are in his eyes. Sandy Cortez and Tim Walz make coming off like a couple of idiots appear rather easy. And remembering actress Teri Garr. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock the media for saying that a campaign event for Donald Trump was staged. Duh… ya think?! The Vice Presidential candidates get a side-by-side comparison. Kamala Harris squawks her way through campaign speeches. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener atta…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom make fun of two of the phoniest morons in Hollywood. More Kamala Harris fun. The miserable hosts on “The View” become even more hateful (if that’s possible). Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bad-mouths Megyn Kelly), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAG…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom return after taking a couple weeks off with a short episode and mock three out of touch has-beens, Barack Obama, Bruce Springsteen and Terry Bradshaw. Listen for a regular length show on episode 165. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anytime to send us a note, or tell us about a celebrity yo…
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The Oprah Winfrey Propaganda Show | Ep. 163
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35:03On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom try to make sense of a television (or streaming, or whatever) interview featuring a loudmouthed host, a rambling presidential candidate, faker than fake celebrities and somewhat confused audience members. How does one get past hating an actor’s narrow minded political views, but loving what they do …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom celebrate the fall of the reprehensible hip-hop mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs. Yay. Donald Trump has another attempt on his life. Could it be because of the media and politicians relentlessly labeling him as a threat and a danger to the world? Hear Kamala Harris try to speak intelligently. A star quarter…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom ridicule imbeciles who switch-up their accent depending on what city they happen to be in. A beloved TV show in the 90s does not hold-up today. A pioneer of television gets a spotlight shined on his career. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener detests Tra…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom rail on another fool trying to be cool on social media. It’s a hard fail. Shocker. A TV host gets hosed. One more round of bad on-air radio “personalities”. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is repelled by Laura Ingraham), Listener Rant and more. TEXT …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why Sean Combs hasn’t been indicted. RFK Junior’s wife gets hammered by an actor nobody gives a crap about. Breakdancing Queen Raygun is on her way to becoming yet another unworthy online superstar. The bashing of radio deejays, as well as other podcasts continues. Also, text messages from li…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock an idiotic breakdancer, Tom Brady, a Presidential candidate, slip in pants and a few so-called radio deejays. However, a legendary 70s radio guru gets a well deserved salute. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener greatly dislikes Ellen DeGeneres), Lis…
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Obey Orders And Bow To Your New Leader | Ep. 157
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30:19On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom desperately try to find just one reason (just one) to elect a gravely flawed politician to the office of the President of the United States. Awful people use “vocal fry” when speaking to get their typically stupid points across with supposed conviction. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discuss the dozens of online fundraisers that have popped up in support of Kamala Harris and how utterly stupid most of them are. A favorite podcast gets a spotlight blasted in its face… again. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bags on Gavin Newsom), L…
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Christina Applegate Bikini Grooming | Ep. 155
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28:29On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock “National Night Out”, as well as make total fun of people (especially politicians) who obsess over Donald Trump almost 24/7. It’s funny… and very sad… but mostly funny. Christina Applegate co-hosts a podcast with a message. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (…
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