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Learn to release your dependency on breathable air as you visualise a majestic coal-fired power station. Perfect for anyone looking to transcend their physical need for clean oxygen while embracing the spiritual wisdom of industrial capitalism. Remember: resistance to environmental destruction is just another form of attachment. Let it go, along wi…

In their second seasonal special, Paddy and Oli do everything they can to annihilate their Christmas spirit by revisiting Jack Frost.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss speedy snails, cannibal rocks and nihilistic turtles in The Neverending Story.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli try to stay "Onatopp of things" in their discussion of Goldeneye.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

In the thrilling conclusion to our two part extravagANT.. za, Paddy and Oli reach a final verdict on which insect-based animation holds up the best.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

In our very first two parter, Paddy and Oli attempt to settle a debate that has haunted aging millennials for over two decades - Which is better: Antz, or A Bug's Life? Round 1: We discuss aphid juice, termite wars and the ideologies of insecthood in Antz.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli revisit the Disney Dark Age in their discussion of The Fox and the Hound.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli explore the fine line between "beloved children's classic" and "harrowing nightmare fuel" in Roald Dahl's The Witches.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss whether it's still possible to enjoy Family Friendly Orca Adventures™ in a post-Blackfish world.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss "warts", "carbuncles" and "slime-breathed Lilliputians" in an episode that's much too good for children..By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

On this week's episode of "The early 2000's were an absolute dumpster fire", Paddy and Oli revisit the Martin Lawrence "classic", Big Momma's House. CW: This episode contains discussions of transphobia, emotional abuse and gaslightingBy Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss good dogs, bad vets, and what NOT to name your children in Beethoven.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Hold onto your butts! In our 12th episode, Paddy and Oli take a break from scraping the barrel of their childhoods to discuss a movie that (spoilers) is actually still good. (For access to our unreleased pilot episode on The Lost World: Jurassic Park, please email us at [email protected])By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli tackle terrible cameos, ghost therapists, and the logic of "the living impaired" in their discussion of Casper. (Clarification: During this episode, Paddy refers to Casper as the first fully CGI protagonist. By this, he meant that Casper was the first fully CGI lead character).By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli feel the need to shower after confronting the hollow abyss known only as, "The Big Daddy Effect".By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss werewolves, misogyny and 5-1 in Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

In a very seasonal special, Paddy and Oli discuss deadbeat dads, unionised elves and holiday body horror in The Santa Clause!By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss depressed ducks, persistent pigs and whether Christmas is, indeed, carnage.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli tackle flying cows, invulnerable aunts and the resilience of Chevy trucks in their discussion of Jan De Bont's, Twister.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli critique the mystique of the modern superhero industry, by revisiting the movie where it all began..By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli discuss scary scarabs, awkward orientalism and Brendan Fraser's cheekbones in their rewatch of The Mummy.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli confront flying corpses, cockroach consumption and murderous rodents in the strangely macabre, Mouse Hunt.By Paddy H-K & Oli Chip

Paddy and Oli spiral into madness as they revisit the existentially terrifying, Pokémon: The First Movie. (Featuring a very special guest cameo by Paddy's mum).By rosetinted

In the debut episode of their podcast, Paddy and Oli revisit the 1998 cult children's classic, Small Soldiers (a.k.a Tiny Terminator). Please note: This episode features occasional references to an unreleased pilot episode about The Lost World: Jurassic ParkBy Rose Tinted

Hi Guys, I truly hope everyone is doing well and staying safe.On this episode I had a co-host help me steer the ship, my sister, Jamie-Lee. Thanks for coming on J and I look forward to having you co-host some more episodes again soon.We sat down with an absolute legend of a bloke, Blake. I really appreciate him coming on the show and sharing his st…

Hey guys thanks for joining me for this next ep!We got to sit down and speak with Aaron Sullivan.I’ve known this dude for a good part of two decades and have loved watching him grow as a man, a husband to the beautiful Sarah and father to future front rower for the broncs Nuggy. He’s been such a good loyal mate and if you’re lucky enough to know hi…

In this episode i spoke with Oli Frost, Oli Frost is one owner of the successful music festival the grass is greener, along with a milky lane restaurant, F45 gym, a clothing label RUE, booking agency, artist manager. and countless more, its safe to say he has his finger in a few pies. We explored many aspects of his journey thus far its not all gli…

Kristy is a registered psychologist in New Zealand who is also a Certified Mental Health Integrative Medicine Provider. She brings a holistic approach to her work and is trained as a Mindfulness Based – Eating Awareness Training Facilitator, is a facilitator for the whole-foods eating program Taste Success and has a Certificate in Kai Oranga (which…

Craig Thomas EP 007 A goal with out a plan is just a wish. This is a great conversation with a successful businessman a smart hardworking father of 3, a young ambitious man climbed the ladder with a vision of one day being the owner of a successful lighting design company. Today a kind hearted generous man giving back the best way he can, the world…

When I reached out and asked my next guest if they would like to come onto the podcast to share their story, they were more than happy to. Although it wasn’t an easy story to share, they knew that if it was going to help even just one person, it was a story worth sharing. Once we started to talk, I quickly learnt that my upbringing and the life I a…

Empowers women to step into the most aligned and alive version of themselves, meet Ella Worsley.

Rollo & Dicky are about to put their bodies through some serious tests, they have decided for Chris' 30th this year they are going to complete a 300 km challenge in 24 hours commencing on the 8th of June. The challenge consists of a 125 km bike ride, 40 km paddle, 5 km swim and to finish off, a lazy 30 km run. They have been raising money for Heads…

Nathan, a southern boy from Invercargill, New Zealand shared some wisdom on his life experience so far, that he now looks back on and is appreciative of for where it has lead him. We spoke about insecurities, self-confidence, sexuality, being a Father and getting his first bank loan to start his long running hairdressing business. We touched on mas…

Being able to perform and have a connection with an audience was always familiar to me. It was always challenging but was also rewarding. I genuinely loved all aspects of that world, expressing emotions through art was something I felt comfortable doing and had a passion for, however I mentally struggled with self doubt which went hand in hand with…

Thanks for taking the time to listen. This is a small intro for the next episode ill be simply introducing myself and talking about what this podcast will have to offer. Craig Howard