Devi, a powerful and ruthless sorcerer, is on the verge of ultimate domination when her stolen powers are ripped away. These powers become mystical orbs called "Wisps," scattered across a U.S. city, capable of merging magical creatures’ essence with living beings including Devi herself, now trapped in the body of a black cat. For Devi, this is a setback but also an opportunity. She manipulates a group of teenagers, striking deceptive deals that transform them into Drago-Bonds, empowered by t ...
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Two friends, Brayden Stallman and Elizabeth Muriel, discuss different pop culture casts and characters and what personality tests they can be sorted into, from Enneagram to Zodiac Signs, from Hogwarts Houses to Divergent Factions. Follow us Twitter: @WFSpod Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod Contact Us: [email protected] anchor.fm/we-function-similarly
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Throughout my life I've made...a lot of content, and what I am most proud of is that I've effectively documented my life in segments. I have "I knew it productions" for my teens and early twenties, "Shwangzorz" for my 20s, Memory Meat for the depression post military times, and I've been creating as TravisHobertStraw for my thirties. Now I'm on the verge of getting married, and starting a whole new part of my life, probably the next 30 years or so, and I'm going to capture that with Frantic ...
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Don't Close Your Eyes is Montana's longest-running and most-popular live radio theatre presentation! Each week during the summer, writer/directors Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta take turns writing and presenting a brand-new one-hour play in a variety of genres from the golden age of radio! Since 2011, DCYE has produced weekly radio plays all summer long at Bozeman's Verge Theater! Each new play is written in just one week previous in order to recreate the vibrant energy and demands of live r ...
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NUCLEAR FUSION: The process whereby the nuclei of light elements combine to form the nucleus of a heaver element, with the release of tremendous amounts of energy. I want to bring together elements of teaching, scripture, prayer and worship. I want to use chilled out ambient tunes and more upbeat euphoric trance for an alternative means Worship. Many of you will be used to worshipping through more 'traditional' music, but I feel that this is an opportunity to create a new sound in worship. T ...
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The clash between Drago-Bond and the Manic of Fire ignites in a fierce battle. Matthew holds back, fearful of the power surging within him, while Barney unleashes his full force, embracing his newfound strength and accepting the monster he believes himself to be. One fights with restraint, the other with reckless abandon.Can Matthew survive without…
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Matthew and his sister Carly have rebranded themselves as Team Drago-Bond—much to Matthew’s annoyance. Late at night, the siblings face their strangest opponent yet: King Slime, the slippery monarch of the Slime Monarchy.Meanwhile, Barney begins intense training under his new mentor, Devi, preparing to take down their shared enemy.But can either pa…
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Barney has been called many things—a bully, a thug, a disappointment of a son. Control was never something he had, his life dictated by the failures and frustrations of those around him. But now, a spark ignites within him, offering a chance to break free. Will this fire cleanse the pain of his past and forge a new path, or will it spiral into a wi…
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Frantic Purpose is live on tiktok for the first time ever, I talk about growing up as a millennial and how we are the last generation to know about life without cellphones or internet. I go on and on about other things as well.By Travis
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Matthew has fallen into a deep depression after committing the one act a hero should never do, taking a life. Consumed by guilt and self-loathing, he no longer sees himself as a hero but as a monster. Stripped of hope and purpose, he is ready to accept his fate and fade away.Will Matthew surrender to despair, or will he find the strength to rise ag…
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Grind Culture, Government Services and Fear
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41:14I go on about working for a living since I was 16, and the American grind culture. I talk a bit about the new administration and the auditing of government, and auditing in general. However, I mostly talk about facing the fear, looking inward, and also challenging yourself to be honest with your loved ones.…
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It is the end of January, and it has been a wild one. I talk about my new song, and how you should go ahead and listen to it. Also, I talk about my upcoming project of recording my Star Wars story as an audio adventure that I'll be posting here on Frantic Purpose. Beyond that just some general life events, and a light encouragement to challenge you…
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Matthew grapples with the consequences of becoming the first-ever Drago-Bond. The wannabe hero now faces a harsh reality he's made a deal with one of the most notorious beings from a realm he didn’t even know existed 24 hours ago. Torn between knowing what's right and wrong, and needing the sorceress's power to protect his family, Matthew must deci…
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I Will Do This v I Will Try to Do This - Trying is Failure - Do or Do Not
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29:30It is that time of year, that resolutions you made at the end of year may not be going as well as you'd hoped. In this episode of franticpurpose I talk about negotiating a successful goal with yourself, by using more intentional phrasing. Instead of saying "I will try not door dashing this month" you say "I won't door dash this month". Changing the…
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FranticPurpose-S02-Ep1 The Brandification of Self I'm back baby, here to discuss my thoughts on the new year, some thoughts about the last. Mostly I talk about the next generation of young people growing up in the age of brandification, monetizing oneself, and a healthy warning to guard your precious time from the increasing, incredibly strong Time…
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In a world where magic flows like blood through every vein, mythical creatures roam. Dire wolves, fairies, golems, and countless other enchanted beings, with dragons, being mightiest of them all. At the pinnacle of this magical hierarchy stands Devi, the Sorceress, who has absorbed the power of countless beings. With armies crushed beneath her unma…
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Matthew dreams of becoming a hero, someone capable of saving others and making a real difference. But despite his unwavering determination, he feels trapped by his own limitations, powerless to act when it matters most. Still, his heart burns with the hope that one day he’ll find the strength to protect those he cares about and be the hero he knows…
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Frantic Purpose - 11 - Royal Objectifications
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31:32I talk about the cruise Amanda and I went on, and a bunch of other things I don't really remember hahaha, mexico, catalina, and more. First big cruise ever.By Travis
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Frantic Purpose - 10 - Auditing for Addiction
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40:37I talk about sex, drugs, and drinking....what could be better?By Travis
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Frantic Purpose - 09 - Pump the Breaks on A.I for the Love of God
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52:24I've been haunted by visions of the future, join me on my very down to earth summary on why we should never have integrated a relatively unknown and dynamic technology into everything. I also talk about politics a little, and loving your family.By Travis
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Frantic Purpose - 08 - Boiling Chicken and Veggies, also Self-Auditing
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43:57I talk about a bunch, primarily about how hard it is to ACTUALLY audit yourself, I also talk about the sure fire way to lose weight. Join me in the analog old school way to lose weight, and to own your life.By Travis
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Frantic Purpose - 07 - Mawage and Relationships
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59:46I talk about marriage, why relationships are difficult, and little demons.By Travis
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Frantic Purpose - 06 - Kanye, Abel, Vegas, America
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38:40I talk about Kanye West, The Weeknd, Vegas and America from the comfort of my couch.By Travis Straw
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Frantic Purpose - 05 - Travel, Entertainment, and Saying No
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55:06I talk about the American Religion of worshiping celebrities, the reality that all entertainment releases are going to be pushed because of the strikes, traveling, and saying no to things. Also I accidentally say the "S" word one time, sue me.By Travis Straw
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It has been an insane 7 months since the last episode, none of the other episodes exist anymore, but hey, that's on me. I tell you about the last 7 months and the future of the podcast.By Travis
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Season 6.5, Episode 2: "Gerda von Misery Vs. Apocalypse Inc.!'" A Supervillainous Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Gerda von Misery's first day on the job at the elite villain organiztion, Apocalypse Inc., has not gone well. Attempting to take over the company before she even underwent orientation, she finds herself ousted by the head of …
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Brayden and Elizabeth take a test to find out where in the world is the love of their lives. Take the test: https://nanaya.co/ Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh…
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Episode 12: We Barely Function At All (Ft. Return To Camp Half-Blood)
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50:15Woah an episode of We Function Similarly? Out of no where? After weeks of nothing and on a tuesday?? Yes. This week Brayden and Elizabeth are joined by Ava Pirie and Niamh Sherlock of Return to Camp Half-Blood to discuss what they are watching and listening to right now! Want more of Ava and Niamh? Check out @ReturnToCamp Follow Us: Twitter: @Funct…
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Episode 11: That 70s Show (with Julia Jemsek)
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37:40Brayden and Elizabeth start to realize that there is a lot of problematic things in that 70s show while typing their zodiac signs and enneagrams with the help of Julia Jemsek Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voic…
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Episode 10: We Play Buzzfeed Quizzes Because We Can
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32:35Ten episodes, and audience of ten people, therefore to celebrate Elizabeth and Brayden get derailed and take buzzfeed quizzes for an hour. Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/onthevergepro/shop Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com…
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Episode 9: The Problem with JK Rowling and Hogwarts Houses
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25:41Elizabeth and Brayden take a second to discuss the JK Rowling controversy and how it problematic artists affect how we consume art, and then breakdown characters from past episodes into Hogwarts houses. Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/onthevergepro/shop Better Authors than JKR to read: Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimil…
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Episode 8: Glee Part 2 (Ft. Niamh Sherlock)
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23:34Brayden and Elizabeth take their final shot and controversial cultural Phenomenon of Glee, joined by friend Niamh Sherlock they type their enneagrams and zodiac signs and discuss the extremely problematic cast. Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.…
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This week Elizabeth and Brayden start their deep dive into the notorious Glee cast, typing their zodiac signs and enneagram numbers. Black Lives Matter: https://www.transgenderdistrictsf.com/donate https://secure.everyaction.com/4omQDAR0oUiUagTu0EG-Ig2 https://blackaids.org/donate/ https://secure.everyaction.com/zae4prEeKESHBy0MKXTIcQ2 https://www.…
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Episode 6: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Feat. Britney Jara)
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30:04Today Elizabeth and Brayden are joined by friend and Avatar fanatic Britney Jara to type the Enneagrams and Zodiac Signs of Team Avatar! Try to find yourself among Aang and the Gaang! Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send …
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Brayden and Elizabeth go through their burn book and try to explain the Mean Girls characters' actions using the Enneagram and Zodiac signs. Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spot…
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Brayden and Elizabeth visit the 99 Precinct and type the cast of the sitcom Brooklyn 99. Zodiac Signs, Enneagrams, are coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/we-function-similarly/message
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Take a trip back to your childhood as Brayden and Elizabeth go through the Enneagram Types and Zodiac signs of High School Musical characters! Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.sp…
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Brayden and Elizabeth breakdown the Parks & Rec cast by Enneagram Type and Zodiac sign. How much do you agree? Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/we-function-s…
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Due to popular interest and general confusion, Brayden and Elizabeth give a quick breakdown of the Enneagram Types. Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/we-funct…
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Brayden and Elizabeth try their best to guess the Enneagram Type and Zodiac signs of the classic MCU Avengers. Do you agree? Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm Music: https://www.purple-planet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show…
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Two friends, Brayden Stallman and Elizabeth Muriel, discuss different pop culture casts and characters and what personality tests they can be sorted into, from Enneagram to Zodiac Signs, from Hogwarts Houses to Divergent Factions. Follow Us: Twitter: @FunctionWe Instagram: @wefunctionsimilarlypod @brydnstllmn @elizabeth.g.muriel Sponsors: anchor.fm…
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The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!
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1:00:25Season 6, Episode 7: "The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!" A Road Comedy to Hell and Back Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh & Keith Suta! Our rousing Season 6 finale finds Keith and Ryan returning as their comedic dopplegangers: Keith and Ryan! This time, the duo have found themselves on a quest to return a book to a far off library -- the …
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Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: 'Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!'
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56:50Season 6, Episode 6: "The Casebook of Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: 'Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!'" A Comedic Western Adventure of Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Prudence Pearly is a go-getting, no-nonsese reporter with a nose for news -- but she's forced to write human interest fluff pieces instead of substantive poli…
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Tournament of Quizzards!" A Trivial Whodunit Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Ruby Kallen wants to be a great writer -- but all her plays have closed before they opened! To make ends meet, she writes trivial questions for the terrible but popular trivia program "Quizzards," hosted by her ex-, Gordon Clifton, and his Transis…
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Season 6, Episode 4: "The Dark Hallway: The Knife!" A Story of Suspense Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Mack and Jenny Heath are hosting Mack's old commanding officer, the Colonel, and his wife for a perfectly normal dinner party -- food, conversation, listening to music, maybe a game of charades -- like regular people do. But Mack has nig…
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Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in "The Mystery at St. Agnes' Home for Wayward Girls"
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51:43Season 6, Episode 2: "Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in 'The Mystery at St. Agnes' Home for Wayward Girls!'" An Adventure Tale Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and his crew of stalwart companions return in a new adventure! Lillian has witnessed a crime and goes to the only person who can help her; along …
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Season 6, Episode 1: "Foxglove Greens!" A Snobs-vs-Parvenus Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta! Foxglove Greens is Great Britain's most-exclusive golf course, having only one member, and serving primarly as a refuge for wild foxes and eccentrics like Lady Wethered. But when ruthless American real estate developer Fred McLeod comes to buy the…
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Season 5, Episode 7: "The Road to Murder!" Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta! In our glorious Season 5 finale, Keith and Ryan hog spotlight and forego story for jokes, as their loveable reoccurring characters: Keith and Ryan! This time, our hapless heroes have bumbled into a scam posing as world-famous condiment designers -- an…
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Season 5, Episode 6: "Tales of the Bloody Bozeman" Written by Ryan Cassavaugh and directed by Sadie Cassavaugh! The Weston Family are homesteaders in Montana, trying to hold onto their little piece of land and carve out a future -- if they can hold off Asa Bryson and his illegal attempts to steal their soil! It all comes to a head when mysterious s…
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The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet!
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50:49Season 5, Episode 5: "The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet!!" A Steampunk Galimaufrey written and directed by Keith Suta! 1901: Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite are assisting their friend, Nikola Tesla, in his latest experiment -- beami…
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Season 5, Episode 4: "Old Glory vs. The World of Tomorrow!" A Four-Star Hero Comic on the Radio written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! In 1932 Commander American Flag and the Freedom Squadron of America were the greatest superheros in the world -- but by 1964, times had changed. Super-Villains were no more, there was a New Freedom Squadron keepin…
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Season 5, Episode 3: "Jimmy Ackerman: Monsterologist!" A Scary Coming-of-Age Tale written and directed by Keith Suta! Jimmy Ackerman is like any kid in New York during WWII: His dad is overseas fighting; his mom works at a munitions plant; and he's got to do his dad's job as superintendant of a small tenement filled with... interesting folks. Jimmy…
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Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island!
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50:46Season 5, Episode 2: "Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island!" A Thrilling Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh! Presumed dead, but merely avoiding her humdrum existence back in England, Lady Victoria Ramsey always seems to find adventure! Or, more to the point, adventure always seems to find her! The Royal Geographical Soci…
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Season 5, Episode 1: "The Not-So-Great Zambronski!" A Sleight-of-Heart Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta! Maria Tura has had enough -- relegated to the thankless role of "lovely assistant" to her unappreciative and philandering husband Joseph, she quits the act and her marriage and strikes off to become "The Great Zambronski" in her own rig…
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Season 4, Episode 7: The Road to the Big T.O.P.! A Road Comedy Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta! Ryan and Keith return as the characters they were born to play: Ryan and Keith, failed soup salesmen and ne'er do wells! After finding out they have inherited a circus from a dead relative, they also find out they have inherited it…
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