For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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July 15, 2025: Is MIKE DAVID Retarded? ASHLEY CUMMINGS is a Warm Mess! TRAINING TUESDAY!
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3:47:10Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out a…
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July 14, 2025: Chad Zumock CANNOT STOP Being Scum! Karmic REFUSES To Bend The Knee! Police PRANK!
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4:14:37Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently …
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July 8, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad Gets MORE New Shoes! Johnny Krutches DUMB Of The Week!
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4:17:45Tuesdays are for trouble, and we’ve got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what’s going on in the internet’s most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don’t move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out e…
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July 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent!
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38:29This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be!…
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July 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED!
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4:10:39Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he’s excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte’s favorite biker bar, Stoney’s Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and …
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June 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!
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2:02:21Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don’t you worry – there’s content coming and it’s going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cop…
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COURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!
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2:21:06Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building…
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Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!
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6:54:07Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his…
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)
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4:02:39Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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June 18, 2025: How PATHETIC Is Chad Zumock? STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte Steps On ANOTHER Rake!
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5:44:12The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it’s due, but one “Sad Chad” Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/…
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June 16, 2025: Felicia Gillespie TURNS! Keanu Thompson Is DUMB! Steel Toe Gets SHATTERED!
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4:26:50With all the drama in the dabble world, it’s important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan’s new female flavor, As…
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BONUS SHOW! New Fruit Goofin’! Did Chad FAKE Demonetization? Pizza Casserole As BIG As Your Head!
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4:24:10Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch th…
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June 10, 2025: ASHLEY CUMMINGS Stinks! ANTHONY CUMIA On The Dabbleverse! STEEL TOE Golf Update!
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4:27:43Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn’t understand why everyone is so mean, and she can’t stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one…
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June 9, 2025: Crazy Joe Is LOSING IT! MKE Dishes About ASHLEY CUMMINGS! Metropolitan Detective!
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3:43:49Crazy Joe is back in full effect, and he’s getting made fun of by many different detractors from around the internet. He’s had to cancel his call-in show because of the Onions and he wants his enemies to know that they’re going to have to deal with the law if they keep It up! We have an amazing sampling of vegetarian meatballs on the menu for you t…
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June 7, 2025: Saturday Special! Chad Zumock TURNS! Kevin Brennan DELUSION About Being NUMBER ONE!
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3:32:25Chad Zumock tries to save face in the midst of attacks about him becoming a Supertip user! Watch as he tries to balance his relationship with Kevin Brennan and others with his need for money! The lies and spin are real! Watch the balancing act of managing old fans, trying to welcome new ones, keeping Daddy Kevin happy, and rebranding positivity col…
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (June 6, 2025)
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3:08:01Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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June 5, 2025: Bower COMPLAINS! Ashley Cummings Is BROKE! Crazy Joe REACTS! Chad Gets Supertip!
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4:16:50Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can co…
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