Unkillable is the story of a young man who is cruelly murdered then brought back from the dead to revenge himself. The kicker is: He’s not really alive. He can be hurt; he just can’t be killed. It’s dark and funny and sad and beautiful and violent and magical — if it could be summed up with just a few words, there would have been no point in writing a novel. Unkillable. Life sucks. Death blows. In between is worse.
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Alternately funny and dark, How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel, is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. A biting satire of both modern business and the conventions of the superhero genre. This is new content, distinct from the original podcast episodes that have been up on podiobooks since 2006. While the novel is contained within the original podcast story arc, there's a lot more depth. Many new characters, much subplottery and (to use a technical term) it's funny as balls ...
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is "The Beta Version" of this podiobook. 7th Son: Descent is now available as a print novel from St. Martin's Press. During the editorial process, significant changes and improvements were made to Descent's print manuscript. Character names were changed, and events at the end of the print novel were modified in ways that will impact the rest of the print trilogy. The print novel represents an official reboot of the 7th Son series. Due to these changes, this "Beta Version" ...
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What makes you think they give you any answers at the end.
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Time's up.
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Dan sees a chance to stop the rat.
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It all starts to come around.
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Life's just not fair.
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Dan's non-existent blood runs non-existently cold, when the Rat returns.
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Auld Jack is of dubious help (at best)
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Looking for help in all the wrong places.
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The story Marie and the Nameless Man
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Momma Oye's Authentic Voodoo Store and Emporium
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Not many people get to walk out of a morgue.
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There's nothing like waking up in the morgue.
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Too much drugs. Too many bodies.
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Dan confronts his killer. It doesn't work out like he might have hoped.
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Dan returns to the scene of the crime.
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Dan visits an embalmer.
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Dan continues his revenge, but it gets him trapped on the bottom of a river.
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Revenge begins and quickly goes awry.
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He never should have trusted the Rat.
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Wrapping things up nicely.
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It all becomes clear.
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Edwin takes action.
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Elegant sadness.
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Edwin turns a corner.
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Aren't you afraid of me?
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Is this the end?
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Playing by the rules.
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