Best Plant Daddy Podcasts (2025)

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Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… 50:01

3d ago50:01

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On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ [email protected]📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The …

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Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard 49:01

5d ago49:01

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On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24 Idiot Child …

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Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky 50:24

7d ago50:24

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On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is …

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Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics 50:36

10d ago50:36

50:36

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In Th…

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An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur 48:59

12d ago48:59

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Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover […

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The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt 50:03

14d ago50:03

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Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic…

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AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch 57:23

17d ago57:23

57:23

On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The […] The post AI Do…

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Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover 51:25

19d ago51:25

51:25

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners…

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A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap 49:59

21d ago49:59

49:59

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of Joh…

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Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT 15:30

22d ago15:30

15:30

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen…

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Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos? 55:22

24d ago55:22

55:22

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and othe…

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Songs For The Microwaved Dog 48:08

26d ago48:08

48:08

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […] The post Songs For The M…

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Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors 48:25

28d ago48:25

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On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The p…

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We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW 39:57

1M ago39:57

39:57

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To …

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Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures 42:14

1M ago42:14

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On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Future…

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M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon 48:53

1M ago48:53

48:53

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunk…

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Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero 46:26

1M ago46:26

46:26

On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […] The post Community Toi…

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Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams 52:29

1M ago52:29

52:29

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […] The …

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Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted 49:25

1M ago49:25

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On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Sp…

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A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER 49:59

1M ago49:59

49:59

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A …

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Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot 28:26

1M ago28:26

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🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distort…

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Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face 50:09

2M ago50:09

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26…

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Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World 32:38

2M ago32:38

32:38

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperon…

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Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats 34:39

2M ago34:39

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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this pl…

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Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis 47:14

2M ago47:14

47:14

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03 Pl…

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"Givers & Takers" 26:08

2M ago26:08

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Who's Who?By ClearMind Fitness

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Take The Pedophile Temptation Test 45:55

2M ago45:55

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After He…

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Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine 54:29

2M ago54:29

54:29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:58:22 I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s …

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That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black 48:46

2M ago48:46

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:18 Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04 Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14 Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24 Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07 Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06 Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14 A […] The post That …

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Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot? 47:58

2M ago47:58

47:58

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:17 It’s The Death Anniversary of Fred “God Hates F*gs” Phelps 10:17:16 Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women 14:00:00 Valentina Is At It Again – Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy 16:39:04 Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo’ing It Up 19:40:00 An Oppresed Trans Demonologist 25:18:18 Sig…

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A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale 50:45

2M ago50:45

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08 Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06 Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21 Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00 The End Of Poppers? Gay M…

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Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up 43:46

2M ago43:46

43:46

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:31:17 It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13 Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11 Who Wants To Get Deported? 15:43:04 A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22 Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18 Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 20…

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Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away 58:49

2M ago58:49

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:23 Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02 Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04 Meade Weight Update 13:43:06 Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20 Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00 Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07 Drunk, Drugged Up, Racis…

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Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW! 45:09

2M ago45:09

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08 The World Hates Target 10:48:05 MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17 MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23 Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00 Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20 Dousing Your Enemy In […]…

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Mexican Shit Nuggets 47:10

2M ago47:10

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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I’ll be back with a new episode. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Mexican Shit Nuggets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.By Tim Henson

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Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience 53:53

2M ago53:53

53:53

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:08 Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14 Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15 Racist Couple On Cam Realize They’ve Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00 Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18 And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint…Big Yikes 24:17:07 A Moorish Linda Finkle Hal…

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Vicious Rim Jobs 51:35

2M ago51:35

51:35

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:01 Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06 Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22 A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03 Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24 Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22 Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semi…

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A Penis You Can See From Space 59:00

3M ago59:00

59:00

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:20 I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24 Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01 A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21 Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19 Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19 Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02 Vandalising The [……

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"Find Out" 23:56

3M ago23:56

23:56

Life has handed me some crazy card, but I'm controlling the controllables.By ClearMind Fitness

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Synchronized Monkey Urination 55:05

3M ago55:05

55:05

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Use Promo Code “FREAK” For 50% Off!! 02:02:14 Introduction 03:47:20 Goodbye To Black History Month 05:26:02 Workplace Training Module Slur Remix 09:39:22 Slam Frank – The Ann Frank Musical For Our Generation 15:09:23 Hitting Disabled Children At School – Yay Or Nay? 18:09:14 City Council Music Singing 20:19:2…

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Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High? 53:15

3M ago53:15

53:15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Whorephange At The End Of The Street 00:25:12 Introduction 02:34:03 The Not So Nice World Of Nice Girls 16:04:16 Two Female Cops Scream At A Drunk Livestreamer 21:51:21 Cops Encourage A Father To Beat His Son 25:24:12 Racist Chat Between President Nixon And Reagan 29:16:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:26:17 […] The post In…

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Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term 53:13

3M ago53:13

53:13

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:48:18 Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16 Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22 Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05 Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05 A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting 20:43:24 Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06 Vladimir Putin In…

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A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge 47:32

3M ago47:32

47:32

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:22:01 Phone Losers of America – Drone Window Flyby 03:14:22 America: Let’s Come Together To Eliminate Trump Songs And LGBTQ Anthems 09:56:22 Street Preacher Angela Cummings Crashes An Ice Cube Concert 13:23:09 Woman Keeps Getting “Chemical’d” And Has Swollen Privates 17:30:08 Toxic Couple Fights In Front Of…

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How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play 58:59

3M ago58:59

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:06 Fish Porn 05:19:06 Peeing In The Aquarium / Fish Crush 09:50:02 When You Have a Fish Fetish And Work In Fish Processing Plane 14:19:16 Mom And Daughter Cause A Sceme At Hotel 25:04:14 Jesse Lee Calls JD Vance A Beta Male 33:10:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 35:48:14 Denmark […] The post How To Incorpora…

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A Full Release Hot Air Balloon 32:21

3M ago32:21

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:18 The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06 The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00 High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16 In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20 Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02 Book […] The post A Full …

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Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome 48:18

3M ago48:18

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:46:15 Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16 Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22 Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06 Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […]…

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Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk 37:10

3M ago37:10

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On Today’s Show: Running a bit late. I’ll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Transcript: The post Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

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You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich 57:05

3M ago57:05

57:05

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:07:00 Reality Shifting – The Next Dumb Stuff From TikTok 15:03:17 The Sounds Of Fart Suffocation 16:37:05 Offensive Dirty Sexy Race Play Talk? 19:13:19 Our Favorite Crazy Man From The Streets Is Back 21:12:01 A White Woman Was Not A Fan Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show 23:52:12 Arizona Racist […] The post Yo…

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The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed 57:18

3M ago57:18

57:18

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introudction 01:58:21 Jury Duty 06:45:09 Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05 The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15 Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14 Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14 A Livestreamed Police Standoff […] The post…

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He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There 55:16

3M ago55:16

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:00 Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16 AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12 Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20 Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […] The post He’s A…

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