Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into ...
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395: What Year Did You Join This Podcast?
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393: The Chicken Goddess Has Come For Us!
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389: I'm Not Whispering Into Her Mouth
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387: What If We Put it Down The Mouth Hole?
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386: We Don't Talk About Bases On The First Time We Talk About This
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381: You Are Cordially Required To Attend
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380: The Moustache Is Gleaming in the Moonlight
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379: We Could Use a God Like Blobby
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378: I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Recaps
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373: ...But There Are So Many Levers In There!
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369: Vertical Wooden Constructive Material Components
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367: 700 Darts That All Fire At His Neck
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366: This Is an Intervention About You Saying Nar All the Time
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363: You Would Have to Share the Room With Laser
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357: A Serpent in a Pierogi: THAT I Would Eat
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356: I'm Clearly Navigating a Proboscis
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355: There's No Escaping Mark Jesson
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354: I Have Bad Dreams and My Pee Smells Funny
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347: A Retroactive Terminal Illness
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346: The Death of Batthwack Medrach
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