Best Scarves Around The Funnel Podcasts (2025)

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Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 15 27:04

23d ago27:04

27:04

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Joel Sked to discuss the new Hearts home kit and goalkeeping kits, produced by Hummel. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 353 – Men for all Seasons 1:24:42

1M ago1:24:42

1:24:42

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the latest news from Tynecastle and review the suggestions for the best Hearts XI made up of players across each season since administration. Sponsored by […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 352 – The Derek Knight Rises 1:01:53

1M ago1:01:53

1:01:53

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the confirmed appointment of Derek McInnes as next Heart of Midlothian Head Coach and the 1-0 victory away to Kilmarnock to end the season. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 351 – The Derek Knight 1:00:25

2M ago1:00:25

1:00:25

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the potential Tony Bloom investment in Hearts, the possibility of Derek McInnes taking over as manager and the 3-0 victory over Motherwell at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 350 – Prohibitive Parameters 1:09:33

2M ago1:09:33

1:09:33

Mark, Scott & Joel Sked discuss the ongoing search for the new manager at Hearts and the upcoming match at home to Motherwell this weekend. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 349 – 192 Days 1:21:02

2M ago1:21:02

1:21:02

Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Joel Sked to discuss the defeat to Dundee, the departure of Neil Critchley, who could potentially replace him as manager and this weekend’s […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 348 – Making a Statement 1:18:29

2M ago1:18:29

1:18:29

Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Scott Wilson to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-final defeat to Aberdeen, Hearts’ statement following the game and this week’s match against Dundee. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 347 – Patience Wearing Thin 1:11:17

3M ago1:11:17

1:11:17

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Motherwell, the current situation at Hearts and the upcoming Scottish Cup semi-final against Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 346 – Clutching at Straws 1:03:28

3M ago1:03:28

1:03:28

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat to Dundee United, Hearts’ top six chances and the next game against Motherwell at Fir Park. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 14 30:52

3M ago30:52

30:52

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the potential kits that Hearts fans could see next season with the new Hummel deal, as well as a recent match worn kit haul […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 345 – Trust Me, I’m a Trophy 1:09:22

3M ago1:09:22

1:09:22

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Hearts’ top 6 chances and this weekend’s match against Dundee United at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 344 – When we’re afloat, on some big sub 1:22:52

3M ago1:22:52

1:22:52

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Martin Geissler and James Christie to discuss the new BBC podcast ‘Romanov: Czar of Hearts‘, narrated by Martin and produced by James. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 343 – Three’s Company 1:09:12

3M ago1:09:12

1:09:12

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory over Ross County and big matches against Aberdeen down the years. In memory of Andrew Beaton Donaldson, 1940 – 2025. Sponsored by Forrest […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 342 – Flying Solo 39:57

4M ago39:57

39:57

Laurie reviews the Scottish Cup victory over Dundee, the semi-final draw against Aberdeen and the upcoming league match at home to Ross County. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 13 23:24

4M ago23:24

23:24

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the announcement that Hearts will be returning to Hummel as their kit supplier (technical partner) from next season. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 341 – Outfought & Out-thought 1:13:06

4M ago1:13:06

1:13:06

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the derby defeat to Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the Scottish Cup Quarter Final against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 340 – Shabangu 1:06:05

4M ago1:06:05

1:06:05

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-1 victory away to St Johnstone, before looking ahead to this week’s matches against St Mirren and Hibernian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 339 – Diamonds are Forever 1:04:45

4M ago1:04:45

1:04:45

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-1 defeat to Rangers at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match away to St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 338 – Name in the Hat 57:10

5M ago57:10

57:10

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the penalty shootout victory over St Mirren in the cup, the draw for the next round and this weekend’s league clash against Rangers at Tynecastle. […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 337 – Let’s Talk About Six 1:17:06

5M ago1:17:06

1:17:06

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the wonderful 6-0 victory over Dundee at Dens Park, before looking at the January transfer window and previewing next week’s Scottish Cup clash with St […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 336 – Jet Set Willie 1:08:16

5M ago1:08:16

1:08:16

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 victory over Kilmarnock at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee at Dens Park. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 335 – Reinforcing Foundations 1:24:05

5M ago1:24:05

1:24:05

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by newly elected Foundation of Hearts directors Claire Hammond & Gary Locke, to discuss their new roles and the future of the Foundation. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 334 – Introverted Wingers 1:03:56

6M ago1:03:56

1:03:56

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Aberdeen at Pittodrie, potential new signings, favourite assists & the upcoming Scottish Cup match against Brechin City. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 333 – Rocket Man 1:02:53

6M ago1:02:53

1:02:53

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory at Tannadice against Dundee United, before looking ahead to this weekend’s trip to Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 332 – Home (Win) Alone 1:15:00

6M ago1:15:00

1:15:00

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the collapse in Dingwall against Ross County, the welcome victory at home to Motherwell and the upcoming trip to Tannadice to face Dundee United. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 331 – Discomfort Blanket 1:10:24

6M ago1:10:24

1:10:24

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the hugely disappointing derby defeat to Hibernian, where the result leaves Hearts and what lies in store with the upcoming matches against Ross County and […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 330 – From Brockville to Bondage 1:27:24

6M ago1:27:24

1:27:24

Laurie, Mark & Scott try to find some Christmas cheer after Hearts deliver a much needed win over St Johnstone, but the lads also have to cover the disappointing exit […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 329 – The ‘R’ Word 58:51

6M ago58:51

58:51

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the dismal 1-0 defeat to Kilmarnock at Rugby Park, as well as the wider problems at Hearts right now. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 328 – Make Some Noise (FCK v HMFC) 52:18

7M ago52:18

52:18

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Copenhagen in Denmark in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. This episode is also […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 327 – Theatre of Nightmares 59:13

7M ago59:13

59:13

Laurie & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Dundee, before looking ahead to the trip to play FC Copenhagen with the help of special guest David Bertelsen of Absalons Radio. […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 326 – Makeshift Backlines 1:09:45

7M ago1:09:45

1:09:45

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 draw against Aberdeen, the Scottish Cup Fourth Round draw and this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 325 – Make Some Noise (CBKSV v HMFC) 53:28

7M ago53:28

53:28

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to Cercle Brugges in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to this weekend’s league game against Aberdeen at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 324 – Bada Bing, Bada Brugge 53:40

7M ago53:40

53:40

Laurie & Mark discuss the upcoming Foundation of Hearts AGM and votes that are taking place, the defeat to Celtic and the upcoming European match away to Cercle Brugge. Sponsored […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 323 – My Three Dads 1:12:44

7M ago1:12:44

1:12:44

Laurie & Mark are joined by Heart of Midlothian memorabilia collector and author Gary Cowen, to discuss his latest book ‘From Medals to Toffee Tins‘. The lads also look ahead […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 322 – Toothless at Ibrox 1:14:12

8M ago1:14:12

1:14:12

Laurie, Mark & Scott review the defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before discussing Neil Critchley’s reign at Heart of Midlothian so far. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 321- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCH) 44:01

8M ago44:01

44:01

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Heidenheim in matchday 3 of the league phase of the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Hearts against Rangers […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers 1:21:35

8M ago1:21:35

1:21:35

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat against Kilmarnock, the victory over St Johnstone and also the upcoming Europa Conference League match against German side FC Heidenheim. Sponsored by Forrest […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out 1:07:06

8M ago1:07:06

1:07:06

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 derby draw with Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Kilmarnock and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON) 51:56

8M ago51:56

51:56

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Omonia Nicosia in the Europa Conference League at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to the Edinburgh Derby on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two 1:05:13

8M ago1:05:13

1:05:13

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the resounding win over St Mirren at Tynecastle in Neil Critchley’s first match in charge of Hearts, before looking ahead to Thursday’s game at home […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 316 – Whelmed 1:19:50

9M ago1:19:50

1:19:50

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Blackpool FC presenter Ged Mills, to talk about the likely candidate to take over at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises 1:16:35

9M ago1:16:35

1:16:35

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 defeat to Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and what positives Hearts can take from the performance despite the late heartache. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 314 – Make Some Noise (Liam Fox & The Rising of the Phoenix) 45:41

9M ago45:41

45:41

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the monumental occasion; Hearts first win of the season! Dinamo Minsk were vanquished in Azerbaijan in the Europa Conference League, with Aberdeen at Pittodrie in […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 313 – Liam Fox & The Shining of Karakum 58:56

9M ago58:56

58:56

Laurie & Mark discuss the 1-1 draw between Hearts and Ross County, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Dinamo Minsk and Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 312 – We’ll Be There For You 36:32

9M ago36:32

36:32

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the upcoming match against Ross County at Tynecastle, the first of the Liam Fox interim reign, in addition to the recent update provided by CEO […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 311 (SATF EXTRA) – Naismith Departs Tynecastle 41:20

9M ago41:20

41:20

Laurie, Mark & Scott are back with an instant reaction to the news that Steven Naismith has left Hearts, along with his assistants Gordon Forrest and Frankie McAvoy, following the […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 310 – Let’s not talk about Willie(s) 1:12:16

10M ago1:12:16

1:12:16

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by former referee Des Roache, of the Behind The Whistles podcast, to discuss Hearts’ defeat to Celtic at the weekend and look ahead to […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 309 – Pleasantly Surprised 1:19:40

10M ago1:19:40

1:19:40

Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss Hearts matches that left us feeling pleasantly surprised, before looking ahead to this weekend’s fixture away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 308 – Groundhog Day (again) 1:16:34

10M ago1:16:34

1:16:34

Laurie, Mark & Scott review Hearts’ latest defeat, this time to Dundee United at Tynecastle, before being joined by Hearts fans Matty and Stephen to discuss Steven Naismith’s future at […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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Episode 307- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCVP) 41:33

10M ago41:33

41:33

Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off 2nd leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň, a 2-0 loss on aggregate, at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]By Scarves Around The Funnel

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