Why make adaptations actually based on the source material when we can just do whatever the hell we want! That's what the fans want, right!?!?By SimonsRants

Make kids movies great again!By SimonsRants

Ryan Coogler and Michael B Jordan team-up yet again for the thrilling vampire film SINNERS!By SimonsRants

Oh man, I love that guy from Sky High, Oppenheimer and The Brass Teapot! What's he been up to lately??By SimonsRants

We try out some new mics that have less than stellar sound quality and lament another mid movie.By SimonsRants

Justin and Simon talk about pretty much anything to avoid talking about the "movie" known as Drop!By SimonsRants

The amazing true story told by the people who lived it.By SimonsRants

From the creators of The Mean One and the star of the Terrifier franchise comes another chilling horror! ... Sorta...By SimonsRants

Jared Hess and Jack Black team up for the first time since Nacho Libre and it was a BLOCKIN' good time!By SimonsRants

Did I miss something? What's with the hate?By SimonsRants

This movie is so much better than anyone is gonna give it credit for!By SimonsRants

Now there are two of them! ... But why?By SimonsRants

The LONGEST first thoughts ever for a top 10 WORST movie ever!By SimonsRants

Little black bag of secrets... I wish I could know some of them!By SimonsRants

We would die for Farmer Jim.By SimonsRants

We give our first thoughts on Mickey 17, AI and a couple of other random things!By SimonsRants

The monkey is back! Which monkey? The killing one... No, the other killer monkey. Yeah, no the one that likes killing our family specificially. Yeah. He's back, yeah. I know! What are the odds?By SimonsRants

A week late (sorry) but still bringing the heat! Unlike Marvel these days...By SimonsRants

Who I think will win and who I think should win at the Oscars 2025!By SimonsRants

Gory slasher film? Or hilarious rom com? ... Why not BOTH!?!By SimonsRants

January 2025 has been GREAT! Will Companion wow us too?By SimonsRants

Simon and Justin give their first thoughts on the new adventure from the same guys that brought you Captain Underpants - Dogman!By SimonsRants

First of all, this is NOT a horror movie. Second of all... This might be the best movie of the year already??By SimonsRants

Simon and Justin zone in on Mel Gibson's new thriller - Flight Risk! Starring... a bald Mark Wahlberg??By SimonsRants

My first thoughts on the new film by director Gia Coppola starring Pamela Anderson! Is this a worthy swan song of her career or is it a frustrating let down?By SimonsRants

Simon and Justin give their first thoughts of the 2025 remake of the classic horror film Wolf Man! Can it save Universal's Dark Universe???By SimonsRants

Simon and Justin give their review for the Robbie Williams biopic - Better Man! But... why is he a monkey?By SimonsRants

Another great year of movies has come to an end - what were the best ones?By SimonsRants