Evil Men is a podcast hosted by three comedians - Chris Locke, James Hartnett, and Michael Balazo. Each episode, they select a single evil man, bad person, or fictional character and discuss what made them so damn evil - all while joking their heads off. You’ll hear some super interesting nuggets of information about dubious historical or cultural figures, provided by three guys who don’t actually know what the hell they’re talking about.
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This is a podcast set in the Firefly 'Verse. follow along as our three... "Heroes" do what they have to do to survive.
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Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body Grooming
Gettin' Steamy with John Panini: A Gentleman's Guide to Success in Cooking, Love, and Body Grooming
We've heard your demands and are back on the air! Fresh off his recent reconstructive surgery and the incident that got him banned from the Midwestern airwaves, body grooming legend John Panini presents his much sought after guide to success in cooking, love, and life. Bon appétit! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gettin-steamy-with-john-panini-a-gentlemans-guide-to-success-in-cooking-lov/support
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Hello listeners! This week hilarious comedian Tim Gilbert drops by again, and he’s wearing a controversial shirt. After some filthy and invigorating chat, we talk about Victoria Day and “selling out.” Then we tackle the episode’s main subject: Greek-American nu-metal magician Criss Angel. Enjoy! *** MICHAEL BALAZO: INTERNATIONAL LOVER (TORONTO, HAM…
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Hello listeners! This week Chris sends an erotic message to the wrong text thread, James has an uncomfortable run in with the Barenaked Ladies, and Michael meets Sir Michael Caine. Then, we hear the wild/inspirational story of The Ninja of Heisei, who burglarized Osaka for eight glorious years before being apprehended. Enjoy! *** CHRIS LOCKE IN OTT…
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E186: Leonarda Cianciulli with Jackie Pirico
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1:35:44Hello listeners! This week the hilarious comedian and broadcaster Jackie Pirico returns to tell us about Leonarda Cianciulli, a superstitious serial killer from WWII Italy. You’ll never look at cakes, cookies and pies the same way again. Enjoy! Be sure to follow Jackie on Instagram and listen to her on Indie88 FM’s Morning Show with Carlin, Brent &…
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E185: Stephen Miller with Jordan Foisy
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1:38:23Hi! This week we welcome hilarious comedian and This Hour Has 22 Minutes head writer Jordan Foisy to talk about Donald Trump’s handsome and laid-back political advisor Stephen Miller. We also chat about Mark Carney as a raver, Justin Trudeau erotic fantasies, and Saved By The Bell. Be sure to check out Jordan’s album Friend Daddy HERE! And follow J…
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Hello listeners! This week it’s the second and final part of our magnificent series on Facebook founder/surfer dude Mark Zuckerberg. This time, we look at the rise of Facebook, lawsuits and Mark’s ever-changing political loyalties. Enjoy! *** CHRIS LOCKE – APRIL 27 AT EDMONTON’S GRINDSTONE THEATRE Chris is returning to Edmonton’s Grindstone Theatre…
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Hello listeners! This week is part one of our two-part series on Facebook founder/surfer dude Mark Zuckerberg. This time, we look at Mark’s origin story, and how getting rejected by a woman led him to vengefully create what eventually turned into Facebook. PLUS: James reveals the history of Mad Hatters, Michael has some tooth trouble, and Chris is …
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Hello listeners! This week, Chris is wearing sunglasses and on a mildly hallucinatory trip to the moon! Intro topics include: shopping in America, the true meaning of Life Is A Highway, and washing underwear by hand. The main subject of this week’s episode is pioneering English record producer Joe Meek, who had a handful of fantastic/peculiar hits …
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BONUS! Entering the Manosphere with Chris Locke (from CBC’s Because News)
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31:19Because News is Canada’s funniest news quiz. Each week, host and comedian Gavin Crawford makes games out of the headlines, along with a panel of comedians and celebrities. This week’s episode features a special appearance from our very own Chris Locke! Bust out your tiny charts. The panel squints at Trump’s tariff plan, meets with Puss in Boots on …
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E182: Bill Miner the Gentleman Bandit
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1:16:33Hello listeners! This week, James and Michael give Chris an April Fool’s Day surprise he won’t soon forget. Then, there’s talk about Canadian paranoia, Married With Children and He-Man. This episode’s main subject is Bill Miner aka The Gentleman Bandit, who robbed the hell out of stagecoaches and trains while being polite. Is that a crime? Enjoy! *…
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E181: John Horwood… the Killer Boy?
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1:17:56Hello listeners! This week the fellas are broadcasting from the glamorous Sleepless Studios, located in a secret area of Toronto. Topics discussed include: Donald Sutherland vs. Don Cherry, Drake, and going to the dentist. Then, James tells the awful tale of John Horwood, a teenager from 19th century Bristol, England who murdered a girl he fancied……
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Hello listeners! This week we kick things off by talking about Chris’ trip out west, and how things smelled back in the days of yore. Then, James tells the story of Walter Jackson Freeman II, a “doctor” who really, truly enjoyed performing lobotomies so much. Enjoy? *** CHRIS LOCKE – APRIL 27 AT EDMONTON’S GRINDSTONE THEATRE Chris is returning to E…
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Hello listeners! This week we begin by chatting about nude improv, gym etiquette and getting married too early. Then, it’s time for a rude and also crude look at one of the most sinister plants in all of botany: the venus flytrap. Enjoy? *** MICHAEL BALAZO: INTERNATIONAL LOVER – APRIL 9 AT TALLBOYS IN TORONTO On April 9, Michael is previewing his n…
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Hello listeners! This week, we kick off the show with a discussion about French Canadian clowns. Then, Michael tells the story of John Wilkes Booth, who threw away his amazing acting career, good looks and wealth to murder President Abraham Lincoln. Why? Because he loved slavery so damn much. Enjoy? *** Support Evil Men on Patreon for EXCLUSIVE bon…
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E177: Eric Clapton with Dave Shumka
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1:34:40Hello listeners! This week it’s another east coast vs. west coast podcast battle as we welcome back Dave Shumka from Stop Podcasting Yourself. After discussing Drake and Kendrick, Halloween and Ozempic, we settle down to pass judgment on the stern, humourless and sometimes racist blues rock legend Eric Clapton. Enjoy? *** CHRIS LOCKE LIVE IN VANCOU…
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Hello listeners! This week Chris talks about being snowbound, James thanks a kind MAGA drummer for helping him through a turbulent flight, and Michael reveals how he snuck a large knife into a London nightclub. Then, it’s time for the story of Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu, who sadly passed away on Christmas Day in 1989. Enjoy! *** Support Ev…
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Unlocked! Evil Zen 78: Fate Is In The Stars with Andrew Johnston
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43:01Hello listeners! This week, we have decided to unlock our first Patreon bonus episode of 2025, in which we are joined by our good friend, comedian Andrew Johnston. Topics discussed include: astrology, UFOs, freak offs, Hollywood, Kurt Cobain’s medical mishap and MORE! Be sure to check out Andrew’s latest standup album Pomp & Circumcised! on Apple M…
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E175: Gerald Blanchard, Canada’s Greatest Thief
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1:21:16Hello listeners! This week we kick off the show with a long overdue talk about bidets. Then, James tells the incredible story of Gerald Blanchard, one of Canada’s most talented and prolific thieves. *** Support Evil Men on Patreon for EXCLUSIVE bonus episodes and special treats. Follow Evil Men on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and now TikTok. And rat…
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Hello listeners! This week it’s the live episode we recorded on January 25 at Comedy Bar west in Toronto. Our subject is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has wild beliefs and a silly/funny voice! Joining us for the live show were special guests: Tim Gilbert as Interrupting Audience Member/Evilometer Evany Rosen as First Lady Melania Trump & Ben Sosa-Wrig…
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Hello listeners! This week Chris has the winter blahs, James learns a startling fact about Andrea Bocelli, and Michael ate too much kale. Then, Chris tells the story of the New Brunswick cryptid sea creature Old Ned. More or less. Enjoy! *** ATTENTION: EVIL MEN LIVE! JAN. 25 @ COMEDY BAR IN TORONTO The next EVIL MEN: LIVE! show is on January 25, 20…
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E172: Return of the Sooz – Mark Morrison with Sooz Kempner
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1:33:42Hello listeners! This week we welcome back British comedian Sooz Kempner for an important conversation about 90s one-hit wonder Mark Morrison. When he wasn’t busy committing small and poorly timed crimes, Mark Morrison gave the world the incredible hit single Return of the Mack. Enjoy! Be sure to follow Sooz on Bluesky and Instagram, listen to her …
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E171: Jian Ghomeshi with Andrew Johnston
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1:30:06Hello listeners! This week we welcome back our good friend, Hollywood comedian Andrew Johnston. Our topic is disgraced Canadian busker and broadcaster Jian Ghomeshi. Enjoy? Be sure to follow Andrew on Instagram and TikTok and check out his new standup album Pomp & Circumcised on Apple Music and YouTube! *** ATTENTION: TORONTO The next EVIL MEN: LIV…
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Hello listeners! This week we welcome podcast legend Alex Goldman to the show to talk about OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Be sure to check out Alex’s new show Hyperfixed HERE! *** ATTENTION: TORONTO The next EVIL MEN: LIVE! show is on January 25, 2025 at Comedy Bar West in Toronto. Tickets are available HERE! *** Support Evil Men on Patreon for EXCLUSIVE …
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E169: Pete Rose with Terrance Balazo
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1:22:27Hello listeners! This week, while Chris suns himself on a tropical island, James and Michael are joined by returning guest/brother/trivia host Terrance Balazo. Topics discussed include: mother stories, the CEO shooter, and James’ rude encounter with a nosy woman. Our subject this week is disgraced baseball superstar Pete Rose. Everyone knows he got…
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Hello listeners! This week we’re joined by improviser/writer/Christmas-tree-owner Jan Caruana. Get ready for some talk about Christmas, Malta, Spruce Beer and even MORE! Our subject this week is legendary comedian/filmmaker/philanthropist Jerry Lewis. Sure, he made amazing movies like The Nutty Professor and Geisha Boy, but is it possible he was al…
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Hello Evil Men listeners. This week Michael’s butt is sore, James’ cat is recovering from being neutered, and Chris has to go on vacation right before taping his new special. OH GOD! Our episode’s subject is current Cameo content provider/former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz. What’s up with him? Enjoy! *** ATTENTION: HALIFAX Chris Locke is doing t…
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E166: Thomas Fitzpatrick, Maniac Pilot
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1:17:39Hello Evil Men listeners. It’s a packed show this week! First off, we discuss the terrible tumble Jay Leno recently took in Pittsburgh. Then, Michael confuses Don Pardo with Johnny Gilbert before we chew the fat on the most controversial subject of all: Brazilian Butt Lifts. Our episode’s subject is New York City barroom legend Thomas Fitzpatrick. …
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Hello Evil Men listeners. This week, we kick things off by talking about circular breathing, busty and handsome elves, and candy canes. Our episode’s subject is Lukasz Chojnowski aka the Polish Goldilocks. In 2014, 28-year-old Lukasz made headlines for illegally breaking into the home of a vacationing elderly couple and helping himself to some tast…
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This week, beloved friend Tim Gilbert joins James and Chris to talk about the notorious owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones! Plus Tim reads a mean email from his Mom, Chris imagines a crappy zoo, and James makes a rough Jason Bateman joke. Check out Tim’s album here Subscribe to our Patreon here Brought to you By: The Sonar Network…
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E163: Ronald O’Bryan aka “The Candy Man”
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1:12:03BOOOoooooo! Happy Halloween, Evil Men listeners! This week, we talk about scary stuff, adults who play with toys, kids who play with toys and MORE. Our episode’s spooky subject is Ronald O’Bryan aka “The Candy Man” aka “The Man Who Killed Halloween.” In 1974, Texas resident Ronald tried to collect on some life insurance policies by lacing his victi…
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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week, we kick things off with Chris telling the story of a GIG FROM HELL in an unnamed rural Ontario town. This episode’s subject is Colton Harris Moore aka the Barefoot Bandit, a Washington teen who became infamous for breaking into homes and businesses, stealing things and then drawing himself a damn bath. Throughou…
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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week we review Canadian Thanksgiving 2024 and talk about the Shackleton Expedition. Then we get down to serious business. Our subject for this episode is Grady Stiles Jr. aka “Lobster Boy,” a circus sideshow performer who lived a difficult life, and inflicted misery on his family before committing an actual MURDER. He…
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Hello Evil Men listeners! This week we welcome comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton to the show to talk about the incredibly successful and shady television phenomenon known as Dr. Oz. Enjoy! Be sure to follow Johnny on Instagram, and get tickets to his shows in Toronto on December 6 and 7 RIGHT HERE! *** MICHAEL BALAZO COMMUNES WITH THE DEAD! On Oc…
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E159: John the Boy, Who Was Charged With Inciting His Own Murder
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1:27:18Hey y’all. This week we talk about the Vince McMahon docuseries, James’ wine-fueled Instagram comments and Will Smith’s gas problems. Our subject this week is John the Boy, an imaginative but misguided teen from Manchester, UK who loved chat rooms and was charged with inciting his own murder. Enjoy? *** CHRIS LOCKE AND FRIENDS CRACK JOKES Chris is …
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E158: Michael Alig the Party Monster
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1:23:19Hey y’all. This week we look at the life of notorious NYC party monster Michael Alig. In the late 80s and early 90s, Alig was the leader of the Club Kids, a group of hardcore clubbers who scandalized America with their outrageous outfits, drug use and provocative sexuality. But the party came to an abrupt end when Alig brutally murdered a fellow Cl…
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Hello, listeners! This week the entire cast of Evil Men is back and operating at full capacity. After a discussion about Presidential assassinations and Dave Grohl’s newest baby, Chris, James and Michael move on to the topic at hand: Travis the Chimp, a former Connecticut citizen who evolved from an adorable baby monkey into a terrifying murder mac…
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Hello, listeners! This week, Chris is MIA, but don’t worry, because Michael and James are joined by the fantastic and hilarious comedian Sooz Kempner, all the way from sunny Britain. After discussing seagull feces, the IRA’s attempt to blow up Margaret Thatcher, and Love Island UK, we dig into this week’s topic: the tragic, intergalactic story of L…
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E155: Rod Ferrell the “Vampire Killer”
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1:15:09Hi. This week, the entire cast of Evil Men is back on Canadian soil, doing what they do best. First off, Chris and Michael tell captivating Celtic tales of their time at the Edinbugh Fringe Festival. Then, James scares the damn hell out of everyone by telling the story of Rod Ferrell, a southern-fried vampire freak who committed a heinous act in a …
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Unlocked! Evil Zen 40: Juicy Uncle with Terrance Balazo
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50:52The Evil Men hosts are still scattered across the world, so we’re unlocking another Patreon bonus episode! This is from June 19, 2023 and features Michael’s older brother – Terrance Balazo! Subscribe to our Patreon here Follow us on YouTube here Brought to you By: The Sonar NetworkBy [email protected]
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Unlocked! Evil Zen 65: Moustachio & the Cenobites
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46:17Hello! This week, the cast members of Evil Men are all over the place. Chris and Michael are soaking up the sun in Edinburgh, Scotland, while James is partying in downtown Toronto. So, we’ve decided to unlock a recent Patreon bonus episode from July 1, 2024. For this episode of our bonus series Evil Zen, we are joined by Chris’ two daughters, who g…
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Hi. This week we enjoy the beautiful summer weather by reviewing the insane life of Hitler’s Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess. So sit back, relax and enjoy the story of one a man who made one of the stupidest airplane journeys of all time. Enjoy! *** SEE MICHAEL AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL Michael is doing his standup show THANKS FOR MURDERING MY GRA…
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E153: Tom Sandoval with Stacey McGunnigle
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1:33:08Hi. This week comedian and actor Stacey McGunnigle joins us to take a forensic look at Vanderpump Rules villain/hero Tom Sandoval. Enjoy! Be sure to follow Stacey on Instagram and check out her podcasts Stacey & Bryan and Indulge Me. *** SEE MICHAEL AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL Michael is doing his standup show THANKS FOR MURDERING MY GRANDFATH…
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E152: Dorothea Puente with Jackie Pirico Pt.2
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1:00:47Hi. This week comedian Jackie Pirico joins us for part two of a fun–and occassionally harrowing–look at the life of Dorothea Puente, the landlady from HELL! Be sure to follow Jackie on Instagram. *** SEE MICHAEL AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL Michael is doing his standup show THANKS FOR MURDERING MY GRANDFATHER, THE MAFIA! (NOT) from August 1st-2…
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E151: Dorothea Puente with Jackie Pirico Pt.1
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1:06:59Hi. This week comedian Jackie Pirico joins us once more for the first part of a fun–and occassionally harrowing–look at the life of Dorothea Puente, the landlady from HELL! Be sure to tune in next week for part two. Be sure to follow Jackie on Instagram. *** SEE JAMES IN DAVEY & JONESIE’S LOCKER ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND HULU! Check out the trailer…
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Hi. This week we welcome standup comedian Sam Burns to the show for a mind-expanding look at the life of mystical rock and roll poet and beer chugger Jim Morrison aka “The Lizard Man.” PLUS: Sam tells wild stories about life in Barrie, Ontario. Be sure to check out Sam’s new standup special LMNOP by CLICKING HERE! *** SEE JAMES IN DAVEY & JONESIE’S…
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E149: Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder General
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1:33:49Hi. This week we examine the life of Matthew Hopkins, a sadistic 17th century English witchhunter who became notorious during the witchcraft craze of the English civil war. Enjoy! PLUS: Chris doesn’t want to wear a shirt. *** SEE JAMES IN DAVEY & JONESIE’S LOCKER ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND HULU! Check out the trailer HERE. SEE THE SHOW MICHAEL IS BR…
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Hi! This week, we are pleased to present our recent Evil Men Live! show, recorded on Saturday, June 22 at the Paradise Theatre in Toronto. The subject of the episode is the original suburban rap-rocker who grew up in a beautiful Michigan mansion and pretended to be a southern redneck: Kid Rock! Special thanks to Jackie Pirico for hosting the night;…
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Hi. This week, the entire Evil Men crew is back to talk about one of the creepiest guys to ever come from Point Pleasant, West Virginia: Mothman. Who is he? What does he want? Can he goo? And did he really cause a bridge to collapse? All will be revealed. Enjoy! PLUS: Chris, James and Michael talk about “the old days,” and pitch a new sitcom called…
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Hi. This week, Chris is under the weather, so James and Michael are steering the ship as a duo. The topic is 15th century German monk Heinrich Kramer, who was one of Europe’s first witch hunters. He also lived across the hall from Jerry and had a quirky hairstyle. PLUS: James goes to a gluten-free food festival and Michael has too much French toast…
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E145: Simon Cowell with Chris Wilson
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1:32:31Hi. This week the entire original cast of Evil Men is back, and we’re joined by comedian and actor Chris Wilson to discuss pop music’s King of Being a Mean British Man: Simon Cowell. PLUS: Chris tells the harrowing, real-life story of his recent encounter with Simon on America’s Got Talent. Enjoy! *** EVIL MEN: LIVE! Mark your calendars. We’re doin…
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E144: The Ultimate Warrior w/Evany Rosen
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1:30:19Hi. This week we are Chris-free. However, don’t be too sad, because in his absence, we’re joined by the magnificent Evany Rosen. And our subject is the late wrestling and blogging legend The Ultimate Warrior. Enjoy! *** EVIL MEN: LIVE! Mark your calendars. We’re doing a LIVE episode of EVIL MEN on Saturday, June 22 at Toronto’s glorious Paradise Th…
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