Best Tim Henson Podcasts (2025)

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Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? 48:13

17h ago48:13

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Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney C…

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Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games 45:37

5d ago45:37

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🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

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Episode 104 | The Bear Man - Jim and Liz VanSteenhouse | Bayview Podcast 48:48

5d ago48:48

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Welcome to Episode 104 of the Bayview Podcast. Today we have a very special guest joining us. Chris and Andrew welcome Jim and Liz VanSteenhouse. Jim is also known as "The Bear Man." Jim gets his nickname from surviving a Grizzly Bear attack. Jim shares his incredible story, and how the attack not only changed his faith, but radicalized his life an…

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Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy 36:46

7d ago36:46

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On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.c…

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You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe 46:41

8d ago46:41

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This P…

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Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education 54:06

11d ago54:06

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch V…

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Episode 103 | Revival in Youth | Bayview Podcast 48:35

12d ago48:35

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Welcome to Episode 103 of the Bayview Podcast. Chris, Andrew, and Richie all just came off of a week of youth camp, and hav noticed something; there is a revival happening in youth across the country. Today, they share not just their experiences, but also what's happening on a national level, and how we as parents and individuals can be supporting …

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Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South 51:37

13d ago51:37

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On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: [email protected]💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: [email protected] 👑 Not a Sideshow membe…

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Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights 58:04

15d ago58:04

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On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel M…

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Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts 51:57

17d ago51:57

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Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s…

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The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide 41:47

18d ago41:47

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I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis…

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Episode 102 | Special Guest: Craig Henson | Bayview Podcast 43:45

19d ago43:45

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Welcome to Episode 101 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Andrew and Richie welcome Richie's father, Craig Henson. Craig has spent his life in ministry, traveling wherever it is that God asks him to go. This comes with not only stories to tell, but also a level of wisdom, humility, and obedience that Craig brings to share with us today. Listen in t…

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Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels 44:34

20d ago44:34

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💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even …

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High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! 52:21

22d ago52:21

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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Fiv…

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Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved 52:06

25d ago52:06

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Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The pos…

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Episode 101 | Special Guest: John Vermilya | Bayview Podcast 51:18

26d ago51:18

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Welcome to Episode 101 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, we welcome local pastor, John Vermilya. John is one of the pastors at The Tabernacle in Buckley. John has a great history in ministry, and has decades of invaluable experience, and today he comes sharing not only his story, but to talk about what a pastor's walk in the life of ministry looks…

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Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers 41:21

27d ago41:21

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Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the clu…

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Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth 34:40

29d ago34:40

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🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The …

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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks 47:08

1M ago47:08

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ba…

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Episode 100 | The Importance of Curiosity | Bayview Podcast 37:23

1M ago37:23

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Welcome to Episode 100 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, we welcome our new official podcast co-host, Richie Hensen. The focus on today is the importance of curiosity. The hosts talk about both why having curiosity is so vital to our Christian walks, but also what it means to be curious in healthy ways. The three talk about their personal experien…

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The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat 46:42

1M ago46:42

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On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post…

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Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History 55:43

1M ago55:43

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stor…

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Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing 36:57

1M ago36:57

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On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glo…

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Episode 99 | Special Guest: Sloan Kowalewsky | Bayview Podcast 38:39

1M ago38:39

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Welcome to Episode 99 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris and Andrew are joined by friend and Michigan State Trooper, Sloan Kowalewsky. Sloan attends Bayview and serves on our worship team, but also is in a line of work where, without intentionality, it can be difficult to see God in every situation. Sloan shares with us how important it is to…

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Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! 44:38

1M ago44:38

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The…

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Poop Lasagna On The High Seas 46:47

1M ago46:47

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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Th…

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Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse 48:02

2M ago48:02

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The …

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Episode 98 | Special Guest - Tim Manzer | Bayview Podcast 44:42

2M ago44:42

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Welcome to Episode 98 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris and Andrew are joined by friend and pastor, Tim Manzer. Tim comes to us from the area, with decades of experience working in the church. However, his testimony makes it sound like church was the last place he would end up. Take a listen to hear Tim's incredible story, and how God contin…

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Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City 40:28

2M ago40:28

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On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child [……

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There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree 47:42

2M ago47:42

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On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedvie…

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My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear 47:17

2M ago47:17

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On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My…

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Episode 97 | Special Guest: KJ Sayer | Bayview Podcast 44:02

2M ago44:02

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Welcome to Episode 97 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris and Andrew are joined by friend, entrepreneur, and father, KJ Sayer. KJ and his family attend Bayview, and like many who attend, he has an incredible servant's heart. The three of them talk about life balance, and how important it is to keep your faith as the top priority, and how every…

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One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot 47:34

2M ago47:34

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On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView —…

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Liquid Death Water Demon Juice 40:40

2M ago40:40

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid…

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Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz 41:59

2M ago41:59

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On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets…

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Episode 96 | Genesis: An Overview | Bayview Podcast 25:17

2M ago25:17

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Welcome to Episode 96 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris and Andrew introduce the church's series on Genesis. As a church, Bayview is spending the summer going through the main takeaway's of Genesis. In today's podcast, the two of them give a brief overview of not just what we'll be talking about this summer, but the idea of Genesis as a whol…

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The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel 42:06

2M ago42:06

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On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride M…

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Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! 37:24

2M ago37:24

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On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cinci…

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Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking 45:37

2M ago45:37

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On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […] The post Nicke…

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Episode 95 | Special Guest: AJ Garcia | Bayview Podcast 51:52

2M ago51:52

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Welcome to Episode 95 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris and Andrew are joined by local pastor and leader, AJ Garcia. AJ has an incredible testimony that has formed both his heart and his character, and is now someone that finds it near impossible to not show the love and name of Jesus. The three also touch on the topic of why people leave th…

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Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby 48:44

2M ago48:44

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On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz…

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Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest 45:32

2M ago45:32

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On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: Also in this episode: 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only!👉 Monthly = $7.50👉 Yearly = $80Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord.Sign up at DistortedView.…

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Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast 57:51

2M ago57:51

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On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit AdamAndEve.com and use promo code FREAK! 💬 Quote of the Show: “My new car doesn’t have doors, but it does have zip-tie seatbelts and burlap seats. It’s called EXOTIC, bitches.” […] The post Weaponized Farts? The C…

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Episode 94 | A Year in Church Residency | Bayview Podcast 40:39

3M ago40:39

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Welcome to Episode 94 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, Chris welcomes Bayview's Residents, Tristan and Lilia. The two of them have been with us for a year now, and we wanted to take the opportuniy to ask them what a year in church residency is like. Chris asks them about their experiences, what they love about ministry, and about their future her…

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America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos 55:26

3M ago55:26

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On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post …

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Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car 22:47

3M ago22:47

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On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car first appeared on Distorted View Daily.By Tim Henson

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A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone 48:44

3M ago48:44

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […] The post A Teenage Mut…

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Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline 44:17

3M ago44:17

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim B…

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Episode 93 | Defending vs. Defensiveness | Bayview Podcast 28:10

3M ago28:10

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Welcome to Episode 93 of the Bayview Podcast. This week, we continue our series through the book of Jude. In today's episode, Chris and Andrew talk about what it means to defend our faith, vs. what is means to be defensive of our faith. They break down how one comes from being unsure of what you believe, while the other comes from being deeply root…

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Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist 50:42

3M ago50:42

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On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […] The post Curse Of…

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