Sound Bites "I had this heart issue." "AI is fucking crazy, man." "I did this to me." "I want to keep a muscle." "The soundtrack is great." "He was a gentle giant." "It's the curse of Joe." "You're what?" "This is the flagship." "Could I fuck his wife?" "I hate fucking crowds." "Why did they pick you?" "I'd be hurt." "You gotta be careful." "I'm th…

Sound Bites "We should interview him again." "Bad Counsel the movie." "This is just like Office Space." "I miss those rambling texts." "It's funny you'd say that." "We have staying power, right?" "I find that very strange." "He's complicit in child rape." "I empathized with Captain Hook." "I danced with Captain Hook!" "It was so romantic. It was." …

Another Greatest Hit From Season 9

Sound Bites "I am so high." "It raises you." "I don't know, man." "Good for them." "I love that movie." "I still love it." "That's so nasty." "That's a good point." "It's a matriarchy." "I hope." "Why do you hate me?" "I might do it again." "Get a prenup!" "Don't ever apologize!" "Ooh, that's mean." "I'm going with Putin." "I hope not."…

Sound Bites "That's awesome." "That's a crime." "That's so dirty." "It's been normalized." "I'm excited." "You used to sing more." "That's a song reference." "Hip tattoos are cool." "That's pretty cool." "We'll find out." "I was high all day." "It's about logic." "I think it's reasonable." "You need to report him." "Hahaha!" "That's plausible thoug…

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Sound Bites "I have a hero complex." "Did you?" "That's awesome." "I love being passive aggressive." "I guess that's what God wanted." "People are terrible." "Maybe it's what God wants." "Surrender practice." "My chances just went way down." "I don't know my own wife's Dilf." "I picked Gillian Anderson." "I like Shania Twain." "You'd be the perfect…

Sound Bites "You need to get to work." "That's awesome." "That's a good idea." "I can't shit on a plane." "That's ballsy dude." "Be kind to yourself." "I like the sequel." "He turned into Shrek." "I give it a four." "It's Florida's taint." "I couldn't stop laughing." "Monkeys can't do this." "I would love that." "I cry more after sex." "That'd be o…

"He was youthful again." "He's a complex little fellow." "It's just that curated image." "I'm the office curmudgeon." "I think about it so much." "What the fuck is Jack saying?" "Are you German?" "What a douchey comment." "That's a point of pride." "I hope so." "Cut the cord, mom." "It's an aphrodisiac." "Well, you go along. Yeah." "Just a confiden…

Sound Bites "It's a good winter drink." "He has to buy big hats." "It was very misogynistic." "I thought it was kind of funny." "It was so over the top." "Being a dad, a girl dad's great." "Women are way more complicated." "I would like to try that." "Drugs. They're fun." "I broke up with people for less." "You're attractive. Nobody cares." "You're…

Sound Bites "Quit breathing." "That would be great." "I felt like I broke." "What? That's great." "We got our first paid ad!" "What a prude!" "Doing this with love." "I know nothing!" "I just lost it." "It's a good story." "I think he's my dog now." "Happy Valentine's Day." "You feel bad for them." "That sounds great." "I did my part." "That's a li…

Our friends review our latest episode, The Cuck Chair

Sound Bites "I swallow them down with alcohol." "You know, what's missing right now?" "That's the cuck chair!" "I got Chlamydia for Christmas." "I did once on a first date..." "That's no big deal. Who cares?" "That's a wrap." "I just want to die from COVID." "Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes." "I never wanted to see her again." "Your reaction was…

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Sound Bites "Boundaries are good." "He quit via text." "I have zero fucks left." "Never let them see you bleed." "I took MDMA on a plane." "He's my little peacock." "It was going well!" "AI thinks of each of us." "She's often the voice of reason." "What if we had an after show?" "That could be interesting." "I might be able to do that." "AI's so aw…

Sound Bites "I used to set an alarm for 3 a.m." "You tried to kill me!" "You scared me!" "What a sad story that guy had." "It's an interactive show." "It's so well written. It's great." "I like to feel the book." "What is it about that word?" "I hate that word." "That's a gross sounding word." "I think she still does." "I just think you're so beaut…

Sound Bites "I feel so bad for you." "I wore a mini skirt to school." "What would your dad say?" "It's a George Bush thing." "I have no idea." "Nobody's done that since 1974." "That's how they creep back in." "That's terrifying." "I blame it on Vision Quest." "It's like cultural amnesia." "I think Katie's was way better." "That's a good one." "That…

Sound Bites "MMA, I was going to say NFL." "What do you think she said?" "Kevin can go fuck himself." "It's a fucking insane movie." "The Flat Earthers!" "I don't know about this guy." "Comedy is of its time." "Women aren't funny?" "It's a really good show." "That's creepy, ew." "That's so funny, it's con me." "You can jerk off onto that." "It's ju…

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Sound Bites "You know, I like hats, you know." "I love them too." "That's a lot of iced tea." "He trusts me implicitly." "I was a child and I matured." "Two fights in 28 years?" "We just don't fight as a couple" "She knows how to manage me" "It totally does reset my brain" "I love musicals" "Wicked is fucking amazing" "It happens every once in a wh…

THE GREEN ACRES EDITION! Sound Bites "I just hate parties." "I want to go higher!" "Netflix sucks." "There is no code." "I just shit." "Here, this is gross." "Oh, gross!" "Did it smell?" "That's nasty!" "Get a vasectomy." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Balker Talker Media

Sound Bites "I always wanted to disappear." "I love you and you hate me." "It's creative destruction, right?" "Damn it, did you all know that?" "How the fuck did I not know that?" "You are excellent, buddy." "What the fuck?" "That's a long question." "You do not have permission." "That's a friend." "That's it." "You'd like, that's, you know." "That…

Sound Bites "The second take is always worse than the first." "I had too many notes, that never works for me." "I had a panic attack because I thought I was fucked up." "Ketamine instantly blocked suicidal ideations." "Do you find the death pool appalling?" "Wrestling is horrible at this level." "Hilary Duff's baby is gonna be born soon." "That's a…

Sound Bites "We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday." "It was terrifying." "We were one of the last areas to get power." "How could we survive?" "Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers." "It was not pleasant." "Nobody goes to the used record store" "I saved a life this weekend" "Three days, right?" "Mom jokes will always be funny." "Let's ta…

Sound Bites "You seem grouchy." "My mom fell getting off of her cruise." "He's doing his best at lowering expectations." "You think because you like ice skating, means you have low T?" "I'm never going to amusement park again." "I had a whole plan." "I became very afraid that we were about to crash." "Let's do it again!" "It was so traumatic, he ha…

Sound Bites "That looks like my mom." "We think everyone else looks old." "Do we look like that?" "I think wives can be stolen." "Are you allowed to take life insurance out on somebody?" "We could all kick in 100 bucks and submit five names." "That's love, man, right there." "I can't wait to hear all about it." "No one likes the AI voices." ★ Suppo…

Sound Bites "It's just in time, man." "I see robots all the time now." "I was in England where it rained." "That's probably why I only did it for about six months." "I bet you're in fucking great shape." "This is how I imagine it in my head." "I regret that day." "You probably, so you would go back." "Don't be a dick about it." ★ Support this podca…

Sound Bites "Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit. I want to brag a little, so I'll wait." "I went grocery shopping today and as I'm putting my stuff out of the cart onto the belt for the cashier to ring it up, a woman pulls in beh…

Sound Bites "Kids home." "It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home." "The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesus the whole time." "Did you get the drugs?" "You're all invited to the boat party" "Are you excited that this guy Joe wants to come?" "Weed sperm." …

Sound Bites "I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted." "Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?" "He's a check down machine." "My new passion is watching strangers listen to Rush for the first time" "For some reason, seeing these people discovering this band that I've love…

Sound Bites "I love that feeling" "I voice record what I'm thinking" "Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues" "Mmm, nice slow ghost." "How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?" "He actually has my secondary range find…

Sound Bites "So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets." "How many residents did you have to get this notice to?" "I'm gonna burn the whole day" "It was all couples." "Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbato…

Sound Bites "I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love" "So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good." "Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a flawed person." "I cannot fucking believe it. Like after watching him like roll a fucking car and then being upside down, I'm sure that fucking kid'…

Sound Bites "Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?" "There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man." "I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man." "Oh, they're gonna start carrying man." "Yeah, I shake till I cum." "Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of G…

Sound Bites "I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only" "I like being more of a generalist" "I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate" "Yeah, there's a lot of celebrity deaths. Yeah, fourth. And you know what? Somebody you didn't even suspect, somebody young relatively speaking. Yeah." "Oh ye…

Sound Bites "The Indians saved their ass so many times" "The Native Americans saved them" "The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam" "Replace truth for fiction for truth." "I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future" "We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together"…

Sound Bites "That is a bad day. That is a bad day." "I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations." "I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to close." "We're gonna bring a bunch of edibles to Pittsburgh Bird, so that'll be fun." "Is it reciprocal? Like if you've got a medical card from Flo…

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We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on.... ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Balker Talker Media

Sound Bites "There's some altitude there." "I've had Lyme before." "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car." "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible." "That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?" "…

Sound Bites "The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories." "The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols." "The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine …

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Sound Bites "The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar." "The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside." "Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences." "We eat most of our meals in bed" "Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests" "Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing" "Technically ketamine …

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