What kind of dating/wooing strategies would it take to earn the heart of Donkey Kong? And how much would they change if you were to go out with Link? Join Trent, Zeke, and Ryan as they discuss the different approaches to seducing 6 characters out of the Super Smash Bros Ultimate roster.

You are a hive mind. You control everyone on earth except for one person. Your goal is to get him out of his comfortable office job and change his destiny forever. The possibilities are endless, and most we came up with were cruel. Micah and Liam join us this week for quite possibly the most bizarre yet hilarious discussion. Also, is this man reall…

Trees. . . We all ought to appreciate them. But how would humanity respond if all trees suddenly gained consciousness and fought back??? As the "President of the United States", Zeke argues with his "Top Advisor", Trent, on what the best course of action will be. Will Zeke attempt to strike a deal? Or will he wage war? By know, you should probably …

What would you do if you suddenly swapped consciousness with your past, 8-year-old self? And what would your 8-year-old self do in your body? What kind of shenanigans would you get yourself into? Micah joins Trent and Zeke to answer all of these questions. Unfortunately, we only answer them for our own cases, not yours. We can't help you.…

You might be surprised by this website's list of things never to do in the United States. Some of it is quite revealing. . . while some of it is quite obvious (at least according to Zeke). Please keep in mind that we are simple, ignorant Americans who did not refer to outside sources for this one.

Breaking News! Both of Micah's legs are broken and he cannot make it up the steps to attend mandatory chapel. Under normal conditions, this would not be problematic, but the crazy finals professor from Episode 10 gives Micah the ultimate choice: attend or die. Thus, Trent and Zeke join Micah as they travel through time to avoid the inevitable.…

It's safe to say that no one really cares about sports anymore. Football? Lame. Soccer? Outdated. But what about a game where you can bring whatever you want and use (almost) any means necessary to win? Epic. We just reinvented sports.

Attention! You have suddenly woken up, trapped in a cage at the pound. Do you escape? Do you take control? Or do you become the doggie that you were always meant to be? Charlotte helps elaborate on such an absurd hypothetical.

It appears that the "New Beginnings" was a sham, a hoax, a trick, a bamboozle, a deception, a farce, a travesty, bogus, fictitious, and fraudulent. The true hosts, Zeke and Trent, return to discuss one of the most important holidays of the year: Earth Day and how they will celebrate it.

Definitely normal Zeke and definitely normal Trent have a definitely normal podcast. We promise that you will definitely be engaged within a normal amount. There is nothing not normal here. Definitely.

Our special guest Ryan joins us for the first time in another incredible podcast where we weigh the difficult choice of becoming android or remaining human? Later we determine just how powerful we would be against a certain plumber's enemies. . .

This week we try something new. . . except that we recorded this for last week but decided to save it for a rainy recording day. Anyway, exploring the hypothetical breaks new (or old?) ground today as we delve into improv. Also, please remember that these are just characters and are nt actually Trent and Zeke. Shocker.…

It's just that simple. How will Trent, Zeke, and Micah deal with such a threat to humanity? When aliens abduct you, you have to know what will happen next. . .

How do you breakfast? Zeke and Trent finally delve into the initially planned topic for the first episode of It's Uncredible, exploring the vast complexities surrounding cereal. Also, we try to hypothetically develop our own brands of cereal, so be on the look out for Zeke's pre-made, Gelatin Deliciousness and Trent's Bland-O's.…

Welcome to a lightning round podcast where Trent and Zeke go through whatever random topics they can think of and entertain them to a limited extent. We got tired of trying to choose a podcast topic, so we decided to do a little "on your feet" podcasting. Enjoy.

Does social media deserve a chance? Or have Zeke and Trent become infected with boomer? In this episode, we consider if social media should be destroyed and how it could be done. Also, we apologize in advance for any bad luck that you might experience while listening. It is episode 13, so. . . what did you expect?…

Never underestimate the power of a trebuchet. . . Continuing from last week, Charlotte, Zeke, and Trent discuss the best possible way to transform an island inhabited by bronze-age natives into a first world power. Sadly, we did not allow ourselves to bring three things with us this time.

Say, hypothetically, God placed you on a stranded island, but allowed you to bring three things with you. However, your goal is not to survive on this island. . . Why think so small? Instead, your goal is to achieve total world domination. If you ever find yourself in this situation, you'll thank your lucky stars we prepared you. And you should tha…

Disclaimer: DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE METHODS THAT WE DISCUSS IN THIS EPISODE. OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE NOT THINGS YOU SHOULD DO. We're all lazy at times. But how far would you go to avoid taking the biggest final of your life? Micah accompanies us again for another chaotic episode.

If you were cloned and had to kill your clone before it killed you, how would you outsmart yourself? Liam joins us this week, so try and absorb his beautiful tones and dazzling demeanor. No sarcasm, just a compliment. Also, we skipped last week because it was Thanksgiving.

What would you do if everyone received one nuclear hand grenade? If you were left behind on a space station orbiting a black hole, would you jump in? Micah joins the conversation this week to provide clarity in such serious matters. If this episode seems completely insane, that's because it is.

Hogs and dogs, elephants and giraffes, lions and tigers, and so many more! There are a lot of animals on this planet, so we just talked about a few of them. Watch out for those hippos.

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Then contact your friendly neighbors at Ghosts Incorporated. We may or may not solve your problem. Also, did you know that saying "may or may not" is the same thing as just saying "may?"

Who better than Zeke and Trent to decide what to do in the most difficult ethical scenarios? Probably anyone else. Maybe not.

In this episode, Zeke and Trent must determine how to boost American morale with another tremendous yet fake human achievement. Somehow, Panda Express and Galileo's incompetence are added into the mix.

Join us this week as our guest Charlotte describes her plans to usurp the drug lord empire upon discovering her family was murdered. Hypothetical crime fighting planning is not as easy as it sounds.

Personality types. Who doesn't love them? But what would our world look like if it was governed by them? Micah and Liam join the conversation this week as we explore the consequences of a country divided in 16 ways.

Join Trent and Zeke as they celebrate the first episode of It's Uncredible! We begin with the basics of the hypothetical: senses, superpowers, and hummingbirds.