Scientists in battle armour fighting monsters from below the Earth. In theory, this should be a good show. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

What if Pinocchio could fly, had super strength, and fired lasers out of his butt? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

No... not the good one. The Filmation one. Requested by Dear Listener Ben Pearlman. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John recap another episode of a cartoon they'd never watched before. Requested by Dear Listener Justin Samlal. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John review an episode of a cartoon they never watched. Requested by Dear Listener Mike. This podcast episode is not endorsed by the National Education Association. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Rile up your Satanic panic and join Paul and John as they review an episode of Dungeons & Dragons. Requested by Dear Listener Chloe. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

When you find out that one of your Dear Listeners is an actual tortoise, you review an episode of TMNT. Requested by Dear Listener Henri the Sonoran tortoise. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Who ya gonna call? Tuh-fin-piss! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Technically, this is an episode of something that is technically a cartoon. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Robotech is Paul's favourite television program from his childhood and "Lonely Soldier Boy" is his favourite episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John recap an episode of Inspector Gadget and have a go-go-gadget-great-time! Requested by Dear Listener Bethany Nichols. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Meeeeow! Paul and John recap an episode of Thundercats. Requested by Dear Listener Ben Pearlman. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

How to you market He-Man to girls? You fill it full of pastel colours and unicorns. Requested by John's fiancee. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

A lot of television shows in the 1980s included/hid cocaine in the budget. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

"One is never over or under-dressed with a little black dress." - Karl Lagerfeld Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

This is TFNPS. Quiet, peaceful, serene… That is, until John and Paul start recording! Luckily, they have some Dear Listeners to help them out. Life would be simple at TFNPS except for: Herman J. Peckerwiener. And his life would be simple except for The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show! Run With Us - Lisa Lougheed Contact John on Bluesky or emai…

Our first request episode of the season! Dave Janča watched Blackstar as a kid and asked us to review it... so we did. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

This episode has it all! Adam West! Casey Kasem! An origin story! Batman crying! What more could you ask for? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

It wouldn't be the 80s without a drugs-are-bad episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Tuh-fin-piss! Tuh-fin-piss! Reviewing the dumb 80s shit! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

John and Paul review a cosmic space opera you've probably never heard of, based upon a 2800 year old poem. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

We're smurfin' this smurftastic review right up your smurfhole! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John have decided to watch a lot of the cartoons they grew up with, and some of the ones they didn't. Up first: 1983's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Is Transformers One the best Transformers movie ever made? John and Paul discuss the topic as they review the movie. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Wild King and Cyberworld are on Rob’s mind as he prepares for ToyLanta. The news of upcoming new M.A.S.K toys has brought up memories of other toy lines similar to M.A.S.K… and that sounds like a great idea for a topic on this month's episode of Transform Squadron.By Rob Springer

Paul and John discuss the good and the bad of a lost 80s gem, then they interview each other. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

All good things must end. So must Headmasters. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

It's the beginning of the end! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Chromedome and Sixshot duel on the planet* Jolo**. *asteroid **Pallas Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Don't worry, everyone! Chromedome has a plan! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Can the Autobots stop Scorponok from building a thing? Does any of this matter? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Fortress decides to sacrifice everything for Wheelie. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Don't get too invested in Sappo. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

A buncha new jerks enter the show. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Sparkle gets in the way. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Galvatron has had many silly plans in this series. Here's another one. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Spoiler alert... Ultra Magnus dies. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Arrrgh, Matey! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Another episode. Another planet. Another energy source to be stolen. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

A whole lot of people get murdered in a children's cartoon. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Another episode. Another alien race on a planet we'll never encounter again. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

We chat with the voice of Megatron himself, David Kaye, hhyyeeeeeesss. We also read some listener emails, give some shoutouts, and make a big announcement. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https://youtu.be/4lws0rlodrM Join The La…

The Autobots try to stop the Decepticons from stealing from a bunch of thieves. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

It's a new year and a great time to talk about new toys based on old toys! Rob's really excited about the new Micronauts and Transformers Cyberworld toys. He also swears Cybertron Jolt is a Microman homage, listen now to hear him talk about that way too much! All this and Switch 2 excitement, this month on Transform Squadron!…

A stellar negotiator Sparkle is not. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Autobots decide to give a man a fish. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Somehow Galvatron has returned. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

“You blew it* up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” *Mars Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

John finds an episode he truly enjoys. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson