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Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.
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We are back with the second power hour brought to you by pink kush factory. Ryan drinks a pink kush factory thc shot every minuet for and hour. Martin drinks along with twisted teas. Ryan shares the cucumber song and the first ever sperm race happening in California. We guess the bonk sound, guess the fart and play another round of taboo topic roul…
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Martin got his hands on two more Clever Name Card Packs and we open them live on the show. Ryan has some interesting high thoughts about pe*ophilia, we check in on our crypto portfolio and a guy shows us his belly button tricks. A Game Stop Employee stabs a customer, the Porsche logo makes Martin want to buy a Porsche and we watch a lady clean up s…
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Martin, Ryan and Dodds are back after the storm of the century had Ryan without power for 6 days, we check in on our investments in one pound fish token and we look at some polish idioms. A new line of Clever Name Cards is out now and we feature the new art. Martin has his pack opened live on the show and we play Arttys version of Connect Four. We …
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Ryan, Martin, Blake and Dodds discuss the constant fear of twisted testicle, Blake has his prediction of a viral video come true and we make vaping cool again. 9/11 is cool again, new clever name cards are released and the Impractical jokes like kids or something. Demark found the solution to speeding, iPhone make you gay and we invest in the great…
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Ryan, Martin, Blake, Dodds and Artty bot re cap the 64 slices of cheese from last week, Dodds does the unthinkable and we find a fartriloquist. New Clever Name cards just dropped AVAILABLE NOW and we open a pack. We get in on the ground floor of One Pound Token, we play Whos That Rule 34 and a man falls on a fence. All this and the pyramid are a su…
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Ryan, Martin and Dodds are back with a new and improved Artty bot. Ryan has been playing Old, Woman Or foreign when he is cut off in traffic, the moon landing is fake and we get more footage. NEW Cnp trading cards just dropped and Ryan opens the full set live on the show. Martin tries the 64 slices of cheese challenge, the chicken man took mushroom…
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Ryan has been getting spam emails from gay pride organizations, new Clever Name Trading Card Available NOW on clevernamepodcast.com and Trudeau is stepping down after he told everyone he is a Zionist. We got a Cameo from the One Pound Fish guy, we find out once and for all if a gladly of the night is half price based on height. We introduce the new…
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Ryan had another accident, new local election ad just dropped and Lizzo is in Little Mermaid 2. We learn the logistics of twins getting pregnant at the same time from the same guy, Fato Ocho Martin drops a new club banger and we guess Ryan's fart. Martins birthday comes late and we get him the best gift, motivation. All this and Dodds' Closet on th…
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Ryan is under 5 feet of snow, Nosetrdamus strikes again and predicts philly's riots after the super bowl. We look at the baby map to see if anyone can out birth india, we found the girl whos thangs be thanging, we go through the top weird food combination martin will try and "Russian" attacked a nuclear plant in Chernobyl. A Lady Pooped in a uber, …
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Dodds Martin and Ryan enjoy some new hits from Fat Ocho Martin, a man steals some chicken for black history month and Dodds wants to move to Alaska. Canada built a Communism Memorial for 7.5 million, a lady sent her farts to her ex and went to trial for it. Dave won a 10 man fighting tournament, Ryan found footage of Ryan and Martin on a road trip.…
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Ryan gives a lasting handshake that wont be forgotten, we hear from Neo about a possible show in the future and animaniacs Ryan teaches us where Mexico is on a map. Artty returns by trying to hit on Dodds new girlfriend, and Ryan does a spot on British impression. Dave has made the next edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, the Great Kevin Teirne…
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Ryan, Martin, Blake and Dodds are back and we find out about Dodds' weekend at Denny's, a man was suck to the to the ground out side a bar in Alberta, Russia is trying to stop LGBT by force and we play guess the crime by the mug shot game. Martin sends us his favorite cucumber related videos, we learn about Mr. poo and his Indian tourist scam and w…
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Ryan and Martin lose their sanity with this weeks episode. After many technical issue the show starts and we go over our 2024 predictions from last year. Ryans 4 am finds is a smash hit once again and Ryan finds a French short film where everyone in his has down syndrome. Ryan gives us the hot scoop on sugar from the zone, we place the first ever r…
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins for half of the show, Martin and Ryan discuss the car pooping incident, squirrels are evolving even further and eating meat. Japanese Squid Game is better than the original, we play Soup Sandwich Salad Ravioli round 2, and Keanu Reeves is scamming old ladies. Ryan found another 4 am find and we watch the disabilit…
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins us to discuss the Artty situation, Ryan made a compilation of the best Artty moments and we say good by to our dead CEO. Black Pete is Santas partner and we have all the lore behind who he was. Ryan found his old pokemon card binder and it COULD have some rare Pokémon cards from the 90s and 2000s. Justin Trudeau g…
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Its Our Christmas Extravaganza!! Ryan and Martin are back in studio for a classic episode with the ultimate What's In The Box, we brew a batch of the new hit drink Chepsi and Ryan makes an instructional video on how to make your own at home. Finally we get to the Hottest You Laugh You Lose of all time. We have 12 increasingly hot sauce including Ja…
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We receive a very nasty email from Malcolm Brenner about last weeks episode, we uncover some old hatful Jack messages, the return of Jess' shitty video and it is confirmed that birds are in fact not real and have been Chinese spy drones this whole time. Barbie furry edition has been released just in time for Christmas, the full feature length film …
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We have a talk with Malcolm J Brenner the man from the documentary Dolphin Lover. We discuss the making of the documentary, the experience he had at floridaland and the morality of being a zoophile. Full regular show on podcastaregay.com THIS IS JUST THE PUBLIC VERSION OF THE SHOW AND MUST BE HIGHLY EDITED. THE ONLY PLACE TO GET THE FULL UNEDITED S…
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Cheese Pepsi is all the rave and we vow to fact check it, we got an interview with the man who made love to a dolphin and we have an update in the person who fell out of the amusement park ride a year ago. We play who's that Pokémon with rule 34 pictures, a lady ruins produce for us all, the rizzler drops the Christmas song of the century and berli…
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Another one of our classic ideas have been stolen, this time Ice Wars International now does ice boxing fights. We find a potential replacement for Delta 7even, 90s style commercials are still working with new skibidi toilet toys, we found the the new exclusive religion of the podcast, Martinism. We give our predictions for the future of the people…
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Ryan was molested by and Indian kid at work we do another round of brain rot quizzes and Blake shows us some of his cousins talents. You can circumcise your finger just by wearing a ring, Artty has a new technique for home defense and Fat Ocho Martin drops another song. Artty draws some amazing art and a lady in New Zealand does a flash mob Hakka I…
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This week we investigate the man behind the cum box, ai is making fish monsters and all the people of color got their cotton picking phone alerts. We play race millionaire and we check in on Biden after the loss to Donald Tump. All martins songs are now available on podcastsaregay.com, we play the 2nd edition of Mongolian throat singing game and we…
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One of the most full shows we have ever done, Ryan, Martin, Blake, Julia, Dodds And Executive Producer Artty bring you another edition of whats in the box. We celebrate Blakes culture with a Diwali celebration, 500 naked people roll around on a bridge and Julia makes Mongolian throat singing mashup video. Blake is the next victim of the fart jar an…
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Artty is muted and playing charades, Martin has his fridge ready and Ryan wrote a new song called Singh Hortons about his favorite Indian food restaurant. The boys are all dressed up for the Halloween and Artty may have killed a guy. Ryan found a new ocean under the earths crust that no one is talking about, that may lead to the underground magnets…
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Ryan, Martin and Artty are joined by Dodds to work on finding Blake a Husband Mohammed. Shrekfest has a spin of called Swampfest going on today, Jartty is going to be crazy this week and we go over the gameplan. We watch the behind the scenes of the making of Poo To The Loo, the anti poop in the street song from India. Its Nick or Treat season so w…
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Martin is live in Studio with his wife, Artty is full of chicken milk and we find Dodds his dream girl. Artty has agreed to drink some pee, Lizzo is almost in human form and Elon Musk Accidentally made a sex robot. Chat GPT solves racism and Lil Roti spits some Indian Raps. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast .…
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Dodds from Dodds in the wild joins us again to review the debut Jarrty show from last week. Martin had a new neighbor move in and the fire alarm is non stop. Monkeys ordered from chic fillet and it was racist. A mom died from a fatal burger stabbing in England, another attempt on Donald Trumps life has been recorded on tape and it goes all the way …
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Ryan and Martin holding it down with a brand we spin off show MTV presents CNPs Fridge and Blake has his first episode. Martin makes Ryan a Birthday gift that will go down in history and a new game is developed by Clever Name Studios. Ryans balls recounts last weeks sauce on the balls fiasco and AI thinks Ryan is gay. We rank some racism, George Fl…
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Ryan give his speech to the gen z audience and also permanently damages his arm with and eraser. Long time podcast listeners come back and Artty may have found a connection. We take the first class on how to move air with our minds. Another Indian lady ran other a dude while stealing his car and Fat Ocho Martin drops the music video of the year. Ai…
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Blake, Ryan and Martin are missing Artty this week but he left us a game to play testing our Artty knowledge. Ryan is learning his Aerokinesis from the air bending seminar and a man, a cucumber and a Nissan Versa show express themself in an alley. 5 men, Zero dicks is a podcast no one needs to listen to and Australia has full brain rot. All this an…
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Dodds is back again to join Ryan Martin and Artty on an AI adventure through an Anime World. We get the Twitter AI to draw us with no props whatsoever, Mr. Beast hacked our network and is blackmailing us and we learn that clams control the water in Poland. We place a quick game of guess the race, Christmas is set for October 1st this year and the g…
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Martin, Artty and Ryan are back and Ryan has been chasing dussy through the neighborhood with his dick out, Clever name Podcast has an IMDB page apparently and we have been ripped off by Legion Of Skanks for the 100th time. Albino Indians are a thing and Twiters AI Grok has gone too far and we get ourselves in trouble. Plus sized Park Hoppers are b…
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Martin Ryan and Artty take the Pepsi challenge and fight over what is better Coke and Pepsi. We make a suicide pact for the end of the year, Kevin has some new bangers and we demand a shoutout. We play another edition of Clever Name Jeopardy where the questions and answers don't make sense. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast…
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins us this week to read a new novel "Jews On The Moon" and add more fuel to the moose vs bull debate. Dontbeweakandgay.com is a motivational dream for anyone who needs it, we pick our presidential candidate for 2024. We guess the price of prostitutes hourly wage by country. Finally we find the sent of the summer with…
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Artty Ryan Blake and Martin are joined by Dodds from Dodds in The Wild again to play the most important brain rot quiz ever. We check out the break dancing in the Olympics and a step by step tutorial on how to make a Freddy Kruger. We play the soup, sandwich, salad or ravioli game and it sparks a HEATED argument over whether Jello is a soup. All th…
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This week we have a full house with Blakes girlfriend joining the show and we start by giving Artty his praise for an great show and some AMAZING artwork last week but will he be able to hear it? We play the second edition of Zoomer Vs Boomer were we play guess the meme. This whole podcast is sponsored by Fat Ocho Martin this week and we hear some …
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Its a Level 29 Autism Episode so Ryan and Artty read the newest hit short story "The Mysterious Murder of Dodds". We do the final edition of this week in Biden, we witness the most progressive street altercation and strange internet slaves. We review Arttys 12 year old movie "Dead Town" plus we get the see a first person view of a day in Arttys lif…
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Dodds from Dodds in the Wild joins just in time for elite Canadian Wolves to be air dropped in America to kill the moose, play a modified version of Heads Up and to look at the greatest athletes of all time. We watch the trump assassination attempt video, a Toronto man with a sweet car and google maps open in a warzone map. We rank some racism, a m…
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Blake, Artty Martin and Ryan are joined by Dodds from Dodds in the Wild to guess some of the dumbest laws in Canada, check on vice president Trump and recount our recent interaction with Gay Martin. Indians be groping at waterparks in Canada, nudity is allowed on youtube as long as its not us and people are doing drive by nuttings on this weeks epi…
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Ryan chugs 250mg of THC, Artty is so drunk that he cant unmute his mac and Martin is buss'n Fr Fr with the his official music video. Rumble money is rolling in, ISIS has a nude fashion show and we watch a live Post Malone concert. A judge rules over the case of the missing testicles, we learn the recipe for 'Piss Air" and Joe Biden is going to beat…
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Ryan hates fun, gun bongs and is pissy, we find out you can be fired for racist podcasting and we listen to transphobic techno. We try to finish another gauntlet of horrible videos and we play another edition of who's most likely. We check in on some blackface tattoos, Ryan does mushrooms and aa lady had a leach stuck in her nose for weeks. All thi…
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The Hawk Tuah Girl is all the rage over taking the hype over the Oilers flash girl, our rumble earnings are through the roof and we start the hunt for the song "i love 9/11". Martin is ddos attacked by a mobile game, Drake drops a Juneteenth freestyle and Martin writes the drinking and driving song of the summer. Ryan's girlfriend has some insider …
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You have been warned to not watch the pre show for this episode. All four Clever Crew back in full force on the new podcastsaregay.com. A new scissoring class is a fun way to stay fit in 2024, a man in Japan is having some toilet problems and Shacainaglob has an offer you cant refuse. We play guess the gender, rank some racism and find out why whit…
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Every one of the Clever Crew is back this week and Jack sent more schizo messages while Ryan struggles to read them. Blake has been hiding Indian metal music from us, we play zoomer vs boomer gen alpha slang edition and President Joe Biden was caught slidin' a Biden in his pants. Canada has change the word cervix to "front hole" in this week in wok…
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Ryan has gone full schizophrenic trying to get the website thesimulation.com, Jack came back to tell us we still cant see in his fridge and Biden looks suspicious. Shaggy smokes a bong from a beaver, we play the "find a clean street in India" game and we list all 145 LGBT awareness day. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. T…
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The boys welcome some of the new fans from WATP and read some of their encouraging comments. Ryan is cleared of all charges, Artty gets a lukewarm reception to his artwork and we get our hands on one of the most rare Pokémon in the world. A crazy lady breaks in to take a dump in a mans house, a woman and her husband do some creative target practice…
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All the boys are reunited and we have some updates on past our online harassment campaigns, we find the spark autism foundation and Martin wrote a song about feet pics. Past guest Jack says we are too sensitive for him to come on the show again and Ryan has a white power moment. We play Clever Name Jeparty and Artty finishes his apology to the boys…
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Artty, Martin and Ryan check out the new hate speech laws coming to Canada soon and see how many rules this podcast is in violation of, we fight back against the unjust laws that prevent us to ride a moose shirtless by writing a country song and Ryans butthole will never be the same. the RSDB is back up and running, we write to an inmate looking fo…
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We are back and making huge bank on rumble. We find out if you can drive shirtless in Canada and if transporting a moose changes that, ACDC says the N word in one of their songs and Amazons AI if just hundreds of Indian call center workers. We find Eryk all grown up and Biden givens the most coherent speech he has ever done. Lizzo shows up to the f…
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