Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ext…

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and…

We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Col…

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, A…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ …

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and mor…

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Fr…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this. They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable. So no. Why would we want to stop? ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, E…

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:…

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Joi…

Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly…

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at w…

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are temporarily setting up shop here on the Cinephobe feed to cover Andor Season Two. This episode covers last week's episodes, and we will return tomorrow to hit the next three pack. We are back in Tony Gilroy's Star Wars for adults, and the show hasn't missed a beat. Cassian Andor attempts to steal a Tie Avenger an…

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries. Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged. C…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Petty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings …

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ex…

Watch this episode on YouTube Even if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subsc…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephob…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have Fallen and they can't get up. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe an…

Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have SERIOUS mommy and daddy issues. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and …

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes pray that the Angels win the pennant so they can have a family again. Hey... it could happen. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.…

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have never fired anyone from Cinephobe, and are pleased to announce they've increased their nut proportion by 15%. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and…