Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches This week: 💍 Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went down. 💭 Delusional Beliefs – Mickus is certain he could swim all day. 🏏 Shadow Cricket Confessions – Gode is happy for it to continue! 🧠 Silent Auction Trivia – How many Olympic gold medallists can we name unde…

Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical retirement, this one is as rogue as Gode's general language. Plus, there’s a movie rec thrown in no spoilers (almost). This week: 🗣️ Inside Jokes from the Group Chat – Comprehension here is difficult. 🎬 Movi…

Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week: 🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air). 🏉 Panthers: Cheats or Elites? – We argue. 🗺️ NZ Landmark or Made-Up Phrase? – A quiz with suspiciously scenic answers. 🥇 Friend of the Show Award – A very creative detour. Hit play now for a laugh and a tip of the cap to anot…

💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry. Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists. This week: 🧠 Harry Potter Spell or Muscle? – Can we tell the difference between wizardry and anatomy? 🎶 Songs That Slap: Australia/NZ Edi…

Coldplay and Words we Might not Say! The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell Irish names. Plus, there’s a Gen Z slang game that exposes one of us. This week: 📚 What came first: the Harry Potter book or the rugby …

Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that. But also this week: 🎁 Birthday Gifts – A life hack for the ages. 🎬 School Flicks – A nostalgia trip back to movie days at school. 🖤 Why We Hate Collingwood – Ap…

The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You) We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't be further from the truth. Here's what we’ve got for you: 🏃‍♂️ Gold Coast Marathon Recap – Who finished, who flopped, who needs new knees. ⛳ Hole-in-One vs Perfect Game (Round 2) – The debate rolls on. 🏉 …

Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony This week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with her husband? 🏆 Hole-in-One Presentation – Gode’s big golf moment, immortalised (sort of). 💘 Perfect Partners: Jana Edition – Relatio…

Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages This week: 💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues. 🏉 Leigh Wins State of Origin – Well his version of it. 📱 Social Sins & Wins – Finally... someone explains what POV actually means. 🐋 Orcas in Hats – You were as surprised as you are. 🧠 New Word Game – Skin steals like an …

Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly) This week: 🧍‍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accidentally become an insult. 🏏 Explaining Cricket to Newcomers – It's real hard hey! 🥾 Trail Running Recap – Scenic views, sore legs, and a parody song. 🎙️ Gode’s New Podcast Elevator Pitch – A bold new take on what thi…

Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness This week: 🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version. ☕ Coffee order hypotheticals – That are strangely real. ⚽ Ange’s Next Move? – We pitch some totally reasonable new careers. 🎤 Do we need meet & greets? – And should they be called something cooler? 📝 Spelling Bee – Is hypoc…

Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game This week: 📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief. 🛠️ Nicknames for Tradies – From Sparkies to Brikkies… some are questionable, but all are laughable. ❓ Questions Only – A segment where you can only speak in questions. 🎬 Celebrity Category Rankings (A–G) – One le…

Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything This week: 🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best. 💘 Perfect Partners: Leigh’s Turn – Can he read Rochelle’s mind? No is the simple answer. 👶 What Even Is a Nepo Baby? – Not convinced this is correct. But hopefully Ross Lyon can explain it. 🧠 New Game: What’s the Origin...al? – Did thi…

Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut This week: 💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds? 📊 Skin’s Stats is back – The jingle alone is worth the listen. 🔤 Try Not to Say “E” – Easily the hardest challenge… damn it. 🇰🇷 South Korea Trip Wrap – Judge Judy isn't allowed there. 📖 New Game: Smut or Not? – Leigh reads alou…

Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week: 📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chords. 🧢 Nicknames return – Some we think are the best we have been sent. 🏉 What was Jerome Luai’s dad thinking? – Genuine question. 🛠️ Mickus’ crack moment – Workplace fashion fail or calculated move? 🤯 End-…

Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights! This week: 👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone concerned. Check out the Avenger work boot here - https://www.worklocker.com.au/collections/bata 🤔 Gode in full kit... for the wrong team? – An intriguing Hypothetical. ⛳ Top 5 Moments from Hole-in-One – As g…

Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio! This week: ⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge. 💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet. 🧼 Loofah debate – Are they still in fashion or officially dust? 📱 Writing Skin’s new Instagram bio – It gets kind of weird. Hit play now for…

Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics This week: 🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically). ☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are certain in life? 🏏 Congregate Round – Should the BBL consider a Magic/Gather round style event? 🧮 Are You Smarter Than A Skin Grader? – Grade…

Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist This week: 🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife. 🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge shouting… with a very strange method. 🍽️ Build your own Masters Menu – Unlimited budget yet somehow we have pistachio nuts. ⛳ Reverse …

Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns! This week: 🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy. 🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line (hypothetically). 🗣️ Sayings you’ve never heard – Some of these can't possibly be real. 🧠 Pun-demonium (New Game!) – We don't practice this …

This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories. It’s short, chaotic, and full of reasons to try and not get quite so inebriated at the next wedding you go to! 🎤 Back Thursday with your re…

The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'. This week: 💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress! 🍷 Whine of the Week – Gode off the long run. 🍻 Who Would You Get a Beer With? – Some strong/ tough match ups. 🎤 Finish in the Lyrics – What song d…

The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations! This week: 👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose. 🎭 Cheating Allegations – Gode is pointing the finger, but there are more fingers getting involved. 🌟 Unhinged Reviews – We've have found the best an…

Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game! This week: 💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others. 🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the season! 🔠 The Second Letter Game – A challenge that’ll break your brain. 📢 Perfect Sponsorships Don’t Exist – But they do when we write the…

Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game! This week: 🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this... 🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them! 💼 Job fails from the Choccies – Some absolute shockers. 🪙 Heads or tails? – The real odds might surprise you. 🤔 New game: Slightly famous person or my fri…

Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding! This week: 🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all! 🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently. ⚡ Glenn Phillips is a freak – Genuine velcro hands. 📝 Funniest Test Answers – Kids = unintentional comedy geniuses. 🏆 The Most Famous Todd – The gam…

Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers! This week: 🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house? ⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really? 🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one letter and create a totally new film. 📝 Spelling Bee showdown – Words were spelled, confidence was shattered. Hit play now for laughs, ch…

A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy! This week: 🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means. 🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims. 🤣 Gode drops a top 3 pun of all time – Not just on this podcast, maybe anywhere. 🎵 Human Shazam controversy – Things get heated over rap. Hit play now…

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter? 🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work …

Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes. Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe! Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint. Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds. Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat…only telling you in case you th…

Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said! Here’s what’s on the menu: Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' gu…

We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head…

You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu: Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he…

Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli'…

How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawl…

Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos! This week we ran into the one and only Adam Gilchrist... And completely deck chaired (folded under pre…

We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for …

We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table. We learn plenty about the strategy of Blackjack, come up with a nickname for his friend Rob, and Gode and Tim ambush the podcast to bond over horse racing. Hell of a fun chat with Tim! Hope you enjoy. You can follow Tim o…

Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Leigh and Skin feel very targeted in this segment! Gode has some things he needs to get off his chest in a new small segment where he moans about things that annoy him. Oh he also wants it sponsored imm…

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get …

Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in …

Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the f…

Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough a…

Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of…

Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also had a mare this week when watching the show Wicked, he got half way through and then realised that the show is based on a pretty popular film. Skin presents some of the funniest wrong number text mess…

Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an argument with your significant other. Mickus thought he was friends with a famous athlete... but he isn't. We have some reviews and voice notes that are real noodle scratches but we work through them. …

Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ultimate marathon—he's literally run around the world! From the deserts of Australia to freezing conditions in Europe and everything in between, he’s taken on an insane journey that’s pushed his mental …

We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this in three years time! Gode has a horror story for Skin about parenting that had him thinking about his bathroom storage situation. We had an email from a listener asking for a Namestorm on the phrase 'T…

What would it take for you to complain about food to waitstaff at a restaurant? Would you give Morgan Freeman a pat on the back if he watched Shawshank Redemption in your lounge-room? Is it your responsibility to make sure gift cards work if you are giving the gift? These are the big questions that you didn't know you needed tackled, but we think y…

We ran the Sydney Marathon which was apparently net down hill but we remain completely unconvinced. Due to the fact we were in Sydney, there is one collab that just needed to happen. So we trekked out to Hello Sport headquarters to catch up with Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast. They were quick to give their opinions on our marathon runnin…