New episodes every Thursday! We are a couple watching the entirety of Desperate Housewives, spoiler free! Bethan loved the series growing up and is revisiting and Jonny is just a guy watching for the first time. Join us on our Wisteria Lane journey!
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Susan is caught in a love...square? She has three men ready to fight over her (or smirk through the window). Bree continues down an emotional path, Lynette has more office antics and the Solices start their new adoption process. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Susan's surgery is finally here! Meanwhile Bree continues to hide her addictions, Lynette and Tom struggle through their work-life balance and Gaby & Carlos get a harsh reality check at the adoption agency. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Susan and Karl's plan continues, Gaby's mother is unfortunately in town, and Lynette trusts Bree with the kids whilst Bree trusts the wine bottle(s). *Trigger warning this episode includes the mention of sexual misconduct* All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Silly people or ridiculous people? Lynette and Tom have their ickiest moments in office frat games, Gaby tries to bag herself the best maid in the neighbourhood (questionable), Bree continues to dig into the Applewhites' secrets and poor Susan is just trying to rescue her organs from her damn spleen! Meanwhile, Mike's mafia career continues... All …
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Bree’s past is catching up with her as Betty challenges her. Lynette deals with Tom changing his mind (as always), Gaby has to once again take on Sister Bitch and Susan is continuing things with Dr Ron. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Susan is in her flirty single era - Mike who? Bree on the other hand is going down a less glamorous path, Lynette is worrying about Tom's future plans and Gaby gets a shock from the past. Meanwhile, Betty continues to confuse and raise suspicions on Wisteria Lane. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desper…
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Gaby and Lynette feud over a kiss, Susan makes moves to get Zach and Mike together, and Bree badly deals with Andrew's teenage ways. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.By Bethan and Jonny
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Susan continues to try and make her new Daddy situation work, Bree deals with the post-George fallout (RIP), Lynette pushes for office day care and Gaby continues to deal with the most annoying nun to ever grace the screens. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Lynette gets bamboozled by her own meddling at work, Susan digs deeper in figuring out her new Dad and Gaby gets a surprise visitor (twice!). Meanwhile - damn - if you love Bree, this is your episode!! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Susan is on her path to self discovery and finds monsters in the closet on the way. Gaby adjusts to life after loss, whilst Lynette teaches Tom a parenting lesson. And GUYS - Bree gets a reality check (finally!). All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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George and Bree have big developments, Gaby faces her past self with model friends in town, Susan navigates a life post-Mike and Lynette & Tom finally find playdates for the twins...or so they thought. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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We all pray for Bree as the George train continues to crash, Gaby takes the lawyer's game into her own hands, Lynette gets a workplace glow-up and poor poor Susan can't catch a break! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.By Bethan and Jonny
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They Asked Me Why I Believe in You | 29
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1:03:03Susan's friend Lonny comes out of the woodwork, Lynette figures out ways to control her boss Nina's antics, Bree finds out Rex's final thoughts and Gaby tries to convince Carlos to keep the sleazy lawyer. Also - things are developing with the Applewhites! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate House…
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Bree is continuing down the George crazy train and running over Andrew with it! Susan helps Mike look for Zach, Lynette navigates Parker's imaginary friend and Gaby & Carlos are navigating their marriage with his prison sentence. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Things are going from bad to worse for our Bree, meanwhile we all have second-hand embarrassment as Gaby lusts over John again, Susan continues her feuds with Edie and Lynette finds ways to make working mom life work for her. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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You Could Drive a Person Crazy | 26
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1:00:20Susan continues her questions about Mike with an added Karl surprise, Gaby flirts with Carlos during their jail conversations, Lynette is pushed to the brink with Tom's "system" and Bree gets herself in a mess through acknowledging George's existence. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewive…
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Season 2 has officially started!! What are the Applewhites up to? Where is Zach? What will become of Mike and Susan? All the new questions as we dive into the lives of all of our housewives starting the day after Rex's passing. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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Welcome... To the bonus episode! Hear about Jonny's journey through the theories, who was our overall top housewife through the season, what were our funniest moments (and classic Susan scrapes, obviously) - and more! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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We are finally here - the season 1 finale! And what a whirlwind it was. Each of our storylines reaches an utter crescendo - some with all the answers and some giving us even more questions! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.By Bethan and Jonny
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The street is shaking things up - Paul leaves without saying goodbye, or so Zach thought, and Felicia finds a new friend in Mike. Mike and Susan make a big life decision, Lynette continues to keep tabs on Tom, Gaby finds out the truth and Bree? We have no hope for Bree at this point. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated wi…
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Sunday in the Park with George | 21
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1:06:26Ep 21 continued the drama! We had Bree for some reason sneaking around with George, Gaby stopping John from revealing their secret, Lynette's insecurities growing and Susan finally looking into the truth with Mike. Not to mention - Felicia came with receipts for Paul and left no crumbs! Visit our Instagram @desperatehousewivesrewatch for this week'…
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Ep20 is full of twists and turns! Gaby makes a shocking discovery, George is back on our screens complicating things for the Van Der Kamps, Susan is trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the Young family and Lynette is struggling to trust Tom when a bombshell enters her life. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated…
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Lynette gets a new friend out of Mrs McCluskey, Gaby is back to old habits, Susan tries to deal with her infuriating mother and Bree does not deal with Andrew's coming out well. Meanwhile we get more updates on our Mike/Deirdre mystery storyline! This is our last recording in North America, stay tuned for next week when we move back to the UK! All …
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The title lends itself to some of the themes of this episode - corporal punishment! Lynette and Bree navigate that, whilst Carlos tries to have Gaby sign a post-nup and Susan's mother comes to stay. AND - there's more on Dana.... All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.…
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We had a lot of relationship building this episode following a twist at the beginning! Gaby tries to show Carlos that he isn't respecting her, Lynette and Tom bond over how to deal with secret animosity in another couple's marriage and Rex finally starts to show up for Bree as they navigate the problems with Andrew. Sadly Susan continues to get her…
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Happy New Year!! Gaby gets inventive with her problem solving skills during her and Carlos' plumbing problems, Lynette deals with a lice outbreak at the school, Susan & Edie double up to investigate Paul and Bree has to deal with the ladies who lunch following on from Rex's infidelities. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliate…
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Happy Holidays to all of our wonderful listeners across the world! This week Susan learns some hard truths about Mike, Gaby has to deal with an unwanted creepy gardener, Bree is outraged to learn about Danielle's antics and Lynette grapples with Tom's selfish decisions. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the …
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Our couples are exploring the many meanings of love this episode! We also meet a fan favourite for the first time - Mrs McCluskey! Lynette and Mrs McCluskey battle out their neighbourhood dispute, Gaby continues to dig deep navigating the world of work for the sake of her marriage, Mike and Susan have an eventful dinner and Bree finally learns abou…
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Episode 13 goes more into depth on the Paul/Zach/Dana storyline, and Susan finds out more than she bargained for. Lynette discovers Tom and his family's sexist ways, Bree's mess with George continues and Gaby revisits a storyline we all thought had gone to bed (it's past its bedtime). All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated w…
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We are reminded that death does happen every day and we should be grateful for what we have, because Martha has been found and the lane is left in their mourning period. Gaby is confronted by Carlos' desire for children again, Lynette pretends Parker has cancer to go to yoga (???), the Mike/Mafia storyline develops, and Bree finds out how in deep s…
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We meet some new characters in episode 11 - Felicia Tillman and George the dull pharmacist (though Jonny seems to love him so far...). Karl attempts to win back Susan, Mike drops the "L Bomb". Lynette and Tom have questions over their Nanny set-up. Bree starts her plight against Rex and adventures into the dating world. And Gaby continues to try an…
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We start our episode with the Solis family facing their new illegal shortcomings whilst all of our housewives struggle with distance and mistrust within their own households. Lynette not adjusting to Nanny life, Bree being pushed even further from Rex and Susan learning about who Julie has been hiding (and kissing) in her bedroom. All opinions are …
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"We can't go on togetherrrr... with suspicious minds (suspicious mindsss)" Another big week! Jonny's very happy that the Gaby/John storyline has finally come to a halt and Helen has discovered what's going on, but poor Susan gets caught in the middle of it. Andrew continues to challenge Bree and us as an audience's, meanwhile, Tom has finally heard…
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Jonny calls it his favourite yet as Paul finds out who really sent the note to Mary Alice! We also get Lynette having a really emotional episode, Susan finding out too much about Mike and Gabby/Bree navigating their guilt post Juanita being run down by Andrew after discovering Gabby's affair. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affi…
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This week - anything you can, I can do better - is on all of our housewives' minds. The Madame Bovary effect is strong with each of them feeling life dissatisfaction and overcompensating in whatever way makes them feel better. Lynette with ADD meds, Susan with her quest for Mike, Gabby with her continued affair and Bree with her fight for her famil…
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We hit a mad crescendo with episode 6! Bree brings out all the stops with her attempts to get closer to Rex. Susan goes all special agent and follows Paul to see where Zach is. Gabby finds her mother in law's weakness and Lynette? Lynette takes on the PTA in a pre-school war. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC o…
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Initially airing on Halloween in 2004, episode 5 gives us developments in Mike's reasons for being on Wisteria Lane, Susan's disastrous date with an officer and Lynette and Tom's attempts to get the twins into private school. Zach and Bree find interesting ways to bond over Christmas, deepening our character development for both and Mama Solis has …
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Episode 4 covers Lynette dabbling with the idea of medicating her boys, Bree struggles with her relationship with son Andrew post-separation from Rex, Gabby nearly gets caught in her cheating scandal and Susan's lies start to catch up with her! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Se…
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Happy 20 years to Desperate Housewives! We are excited to mark the milestone with our third rewatch episode! We cover how Bree hosting Mary Alice's pre-arranged dinner party ends in spicy insults, how Gabby continues to cover up her affair by any means possible, how Lynette is done with Tom's bullshit and we finally get the comical scene we all loo…
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Episode 2 gives us further development into our storylines of season 1. Gabby and Carlos' marriage continues to struggle whilst she's showered by gifts and hides her affair. Bree and Rex start marriage counselling. We watch the battle between Edie and Susan for Mike continue, featuring some disasters on the way. And Lynette continues the struggle w…
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We are at the beginning of our Wisteria Lane journey - for Bethan this is the start of her 2000s nostalgia trip and for Jonny, he is about to witness the many twists and turns of our housewives' stories! "Pilot" starts us off introducing us to a few of our key characters throughout the series and also reveals the tragic loss of Mary Alice taking he…
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