Best Bijan And Madison Podcasts (2025)

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Ep 35 - Mambo No. Lies 50:46

11M ago50:46

50:46

In this world shattering episode we have our hearts broken by German scat artists, American white women, and one very old manatee. Music in this episode: Dropouts | RiverbeatsCoast2Most | Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC) Surf Solar | Fuckbuttons Scatman & HatMan | Scatman John, Lou Bega Under Construction | Jerry Martin…

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Ep 34 - Girl Boss Station 48:30

12M ago48:30

48:30

Spring break is over and we are here to get to the bottom of PBR seltzers, Girl Boss scammers and avengers, and of course Mitchel Musso. Music in this Episode:College | Riverbeats Romantic Lounge Loop | SergeQuadrado I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair | Rodgers & Hammerstein's SOUTH PACIFIC Us Against the World | Mitchel Musso Hey | Mitchel…

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Ep 33 - French Press 27:43

1y ago27:43

27:43

It's been a minute, so we're here a minute. We are meeting with old school comedians, new school traditions, and everlasting poets. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Uolz - Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Uolz/

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Ep 32 - The Man on the Moob 32:47

1+ y ago32:47

32:47

Today we travel the depths of the ocean and the surface of the moon to discover that Darren Criss is a liar and a fraud. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Happy Swing | Serge Quadrado https://freemusicarchive.org/music/serge-quadrado/simple-jazz/happy-swing/

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Ep 31 - Strip Tok 41:50

1+ y ago41:50

41:50

In this sonically artful episode we make our way through the musical stylings of such maestros as Ch!pz and Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can do more than whisper to ghosts. We also strip down with some engravers and some strippers. See you there. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Even the French Can Dance | Rocketsloth Bitch, Why | The Mult…

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Ep 30 - Back in My Day 47:23

1+ y ago47:23

47:23

It's time to teach you young folk a thing or two about how what it was like back in the good ol' days. Back when cricket wasn't a phone company but a gentleman's sport. And you could try to kill the king of Poland for a laugh. Also masturbating marathons. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Open the Source | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicar…

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Ep 29 - Big Things and Where to Find Them 44:50

1+ y ago44:50

44:50

New year, new episode. Same us. This year we are taking a look at all the large things Wikipedia has to offer: cannibals, sewer alligators, and Una's Peaks. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Black | The Throb A Jazz Piano | Music_For_Videos https://pixabay.com/music/modern-jazz-a-jazz-piano-110481/ Bow Chicka Wow Wow | Mike Posner Ft. Li…

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Ep 28 - The Devil Went Down to Jawga 39:59

1+ y ago39:59

39:59

It's time again to peruse the wares of Wikipedia. We go the whole gambit from porcine communism to the hick-hop Jawga Boyz. And a stop in Mordor for old times sake to visit our old pal Louie the Lump. Music in this Episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats George Street Shuffle | Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Chillin in The Backwoods | Jawga Boyz Sha…

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Ep 27 - Catch Me if You Akon 41:04

1+ y ago41:04

41:04

It's an extra scary tale from the crypt(ocurrency) this week starring Akon, the mad pooper, and Mrs. Fields. Also the most scary of them all: sexual practices from the Church of Latter Day Saints Music in this episode: even the french can dance | rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Bossa in My Heart | SergeQuadrado https:/…

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Ep 26 - And the Green Grass Grows All Around 43:34

1+ y ago43:34

43:34

It's a little spooky it's a little spoopy. Everything from nuclear waste management to human waste management. And also Nick Lachey. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Dark Wind | Pixabay https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/dark-wind-19785/Organ Bossa - 30 Seconds | JuliusH https://pixabay.com/music/bossa-nova-organ-bossa-30-seconds-4644/…

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Ep 25 - Busted 54:29

1+ y ago54:29

54:29

Summer vacation is over and that means RAP is back. We get straight to business talking Apple being busted, criminals being busted, and the Jonas Brothers being busted. Busted. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | Riverbeats Jazzy Abstract Beat | Coma-Media https://pixabay.com/music/beats-jazzy-abstract-beat-11254/ Flagpole Sitta | Harvey Danger…

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Ep 24 - Sumo Cum Laude 47:40

2y ago47:40

47:40

We talk everything big this episode. Big wrestlers, big pachyderms, and doctors with big hearts. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats Cool Jazz Loop | JuliusH https://pixabay.com/music/traditional-jazz-cool-jazz-loops-2641/

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Ep 23 - C0nsp1r4cy Boi 50:08

2y ago50:08

50:08

Put on your tin foil hat because we are diving into a plethora of very true and real conspiracies. Avril Lavigne is a body double, the U.S. government is doping your neighbors, and the state of Israel is sending eagles to spy on you. And oh so much more. Music in this episode: Dropouts | Riverbeats even the french can dance | rocket sloth / Future …

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Ep 22 - Unicorn Games 43:23

2y ago43:23

43:23

We're back in black and we're talking TV spinoffs, over-rated nepo babies, and of course slavery in America. It's always a good time with Wikipedia at the wheel. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Till Paradiso | Kreuzfahrtschiff in der Lounge (TP 58) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/till-paradi…

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Ep 21 - Duck, Duck, Beelzebub 42:49

2y ago42:49

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Ep 20 - Escape From Alcatraz 52:34

2y ago52:34

52:34

This week we attempt to escape from Alcatraz, get finer skin, and generally avoid death by all means. Also we discuss beautiful incestual soap operas. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Open the Sourse | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Open_The_S…

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Ep. 19 - The Paw-seidon Adventure 28:43

2y ago28:43

28:43

This week we learn of a philanthropic dog, the most honorable way to die, and of course Nicole "The Kid Man" Kidman. And a couple other things, too. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats Hungaria | Latché Swing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Hungaria/

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Ep 18 - Hearse for the Holidays 43:51

2+ y ago43:51

43:51

It's the most wonderful time of year: March. So we talk about giving Christmas presents, snake soup, and what makes for a good body disposal plan. Music in this episode: Christmas Knocking to the Door | Lesfm https://pixabay.com/music/christmas-christmas-knocking-to-the-door-11928/ Open the Sourse | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Pa…

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Ep 17 - Radioactivity, She Wrote 49:20

2+ y ago49:20

49:20

White hot conspiracies, white hot Russians, white hot mystery, and white hot gums. All that and more, don't let the toilet seat hit you on the way out. Music in this episode: Do It | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_Pavan/The_Swing_of_Things_1107/Do_It_1989/ Open the Source | Paolo Pavan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paolo_…

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Ep 16 - Our Duvet Means Death 41:03

2+ y ago41:03

41:03

Avast ye Wikipedia-lubbers, this week the gang tackles the origin of the Jolly Roger, serial stowaways, and why lighting yourself on fire is actually cool. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats Coast2Most | Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/independent-music-licensing-collective-imlc/ketsa-si…

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Ep 15 - All Knightley Long 35:36

2+ y ago35:36

35:36

New year, new me, random articles. Dead elephants, alive Kiera Knightley, and far more. Today. Right now. Music in this episode: Cigarettes | River Beats A Jazz Piano | Music for Videos https://pixabay.com/music/modern-jazz-a-jazz-piano-110481/ The Way It Is | Bruce Hornsby and The Range

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Introduction - Jo Ellen Chatham, Jim Gray, Bijan Kian 51:06

2+ y ago51:06

51:06

The United States of America is a perfect idea, but the United States of America is a work in progress. Our Founding Fathers, the people who were responsible for the birth of America, weren’t perfect. They were human beings who had personal flaws and vested interests. But what they was unprecedented. It was an experiment in democracy that enjoy tod…

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Ep 14 - Agatha Twistie 37:35

2+ y ago37:35

37:35

We're goin hiking and of course we're reading nooks; we're shaping gears and our nips were ripped by hooks. Also murder and star gazing. See you there! Music in this episode: College | River Beats Coast2Most by Independent Music Licensing Collective (IMLC)

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Ep 13 - You've Gotta Be Ribbing Me 52:01

2+ y ago52:01

52:01

It's time to get meaty. We talk meat cook books, meaty restaurants, and a large meaty man. Also why haven't I heard back from my application yet? Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats

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Ep 12 - Tingle All the Way 38:58

2+ y ago38:58

38:58

An extra sultry episode as we dive into dinosaur erotica, our new best friend Chuck Tingle, and classy bums that get the Brits all riled up. And oh so much more. Music in this episode OJ | Riverbeats Till Paradiso - Kreuzfahrtschiff in der Lounge (TP 58)

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Ep 11 - Why Was This Allowed? 21:55

2+ y ago21:55

21:55

Who let this happen? We talk about bees and a dress. And also maybe some optical illusions? But we donate to Wikipedia so it's okay. Next week has to be better, right? Music in this episode SKELETRON 3000 - rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Elevator Music bossa nova background music ( Version 60s) - Lesfm https://pixabay…

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Ep 10 - Let's Go To The Movies 31:08

2+ y ago31:08

31:08

It's movie time! Join us this week to watch several movies with your ears. Also some penguins and also systemic racism. Music in this episode OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Penguin Cafe Orchestra | Perpetuum Mobile Penguin Cafe Orchestra | Music for a Found Harmonium thebasspapa | Simple Ballad for You https://pixab…

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Ep 9 - The Humpening 24:18

3y ago24:18

24:18

Quick, easy, breezy, and also humps. This week comes at you hard and fast and loose. See you on the other side. Hasta luego. Music in this episode OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 neon castle | rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/

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Ep 8 - Compress My Welds, Please 30:30

3y ago30:30

30:30

It's a saucy episode fully sexy letters, hypnic jerks, and compression socks. Also fictional dogs. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Jazzy Abstract Beat | Coma-Media https://pixabay.com/music/beats-jazzy-abstract-beat-11254/ Oh Danny Boy Tikhon Khrennikov | 5 Pieces for Piano Op.2 Louis Armstrong…

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Ep 7 - Highlights for Wiki-ans 40:19

3y ago40:19

40:19

It's a week of big hitters, Daniel Day-Lewis, Goofus & Gallant, and even the imperial lemon. Plus oh so much more. Shock and awe abound. Music in this episode even the french can dance - rocketsloth https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Elevator Music bossa nova background music ( Version 60s) - Lesfm https://pixabay.com/music/elevator-music-elevator-music…

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Ep 6 - Bono, Do You Love Me? 32:43

3y ago32:43

32:43

In this week's episode we ask the hard hitting questions like why do weasels rage war? How do you put on your shoes? And why does Bono keep avoiding my love? Music in this episode: now or never - rocket sloth / Future Payphones https://www.rocketsloths.com/ Serge Quadrado - Happy Swing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/serge-quadrado/simple-jazz/h…

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Ep 5 - Take Me Down to Slab City 47:27

3y ago47:27

47:27

We're back talking about Japanese exclusive Irish bands and high desert hippie communes. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Serge Quadrado - Bossa In my Heart Princess Princess - Koi Wa Balance ノーランズ世界でいちばん熱い夏 The Nolans - The Hottest Place on Earth…

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Ep 4 - High Speed Dentistry 35:54

3y ago35:54

35:54

We're back and we're riding the rollercoaster of emotion, literally and figuratively. Also homosexuality in ancient Egypt, tooth pulp, and more. Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 Latché Swing - Rythme Gitan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/ Condi Rice Raps - ThisJustIn https://www.y…

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Ep 3 - Isle of Farting Dogs 39:24

3y ago39:24

39:24

Farting dogs and converting the heathens; in this episode we also discuss losing control of an airplane and oh so much more Music in this episode: OJ | Riverbeats https://riverwein.beatstars.com/beat/oj-9719686 George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons…

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Ep 2 - Bennifer 34:53

3y ago34:53

34:53

What do AFI, Jennifer Lopez, and Ben Affleck have in common? They've never been in my kitchen. Also we discuss holes and how fast we can run a mile. And oh so much more. Music in this episode: OJ - River Beats: https://riverwein.beatstars.com/ Serge Quadrado - Gypsy Swing: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/serge-quadrado/simple-jazz/gypsy-swing…

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Ep 1 - The Curse of Lovin' 39:32

3y ago39:32

39:32

The inaugural episode of the Random Article Podcast. We discuss fried chicken curses, large handed jazz men, the real estate holdings of Vince Vaughn, and so much more Music in this episode: OJ - River Beats: https://riverwein.beatstars.com/ Latché Swing - Rythme Gitan: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Rythme_Gitan Lovin', T…

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S2 | Ep.0 - A New Season Approaches 9:21

3y ago9:21

9:21

This is going to be The Random Article Podcast where we attempt to read every Wikipedia article ever written by clicking the random article button. Adventure, guffaws, and knowledge await as Bijan and Madison ferry you through the vast sea of Wikipedia. Weeklyish episodes begin on April 14th. Music: MAKINITHAPPN2 - rocketsloth https://www.rocketslo…

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