Best Bitch Team Alpha Podcasts (2025)

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019: Meta-Morphin' Eco Rangers 1:32:50

5M ago1:32:50

1:32:50

*Deep sigh* This is a rough one, ya'll. In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Jess and Katie Tregs not only have to remember the details of TWO previous books, but then they have to listen to Robin explain more about Yeerk society. Join us as we learn about leopards, Yeerk siblings, and what REALLY happens to caterpillars in those chrysalis...…

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Megasode 2: When it's Gotta be Human Hands 1:44:30

7M ago1:44:30

1:44:30

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin takes Jess and Travis back in time to learn the secrets of Megamorphs 2. What happened to Megamorphs 1, you ask? Lost to history and/or it stayed on Youtube when we streamed it years ago. Listen and learn the best way to survive being eaten by sea monster, the secret origin of broccoli, and the one w…

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018: This Decision was in Vein 1:22:03

9M ago1:22:03

1:22:03

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, we learn a little bit about mosquitoes... and a lot about friendship. And also a fair amount about the battle for a planet of psychic frogs hundreds of light-years away. But the friendship thing, that's the real winner. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Bitch Team Alpha

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017: Bat's What I'm Talking About! 1:15:17

10M ago1:15:17

1:15:17

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin reminds Jess and Katie Tregs about the stars of the 90s. We also talk about the best breakfast for defeating the Yeerks and the best thing to order at a fast food joint. Also, things get really morally dicey for these tweens. Maybe it's time to revisit that whole "kidnap the parents" idea? Or just jo…

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016: Rhino What's Happening Here 1:27:51

12M ago1:27:51

1:27:51

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin takes Jess and Katie Tregs back to the glory days, when a 56k modem was the best money could buy and anyone could get on a plane just by becoming an insect. Listen as we discuss the types of floor one can mop, the scariest animal to suddenly find in a hallway (hammerhead shark), and that one weird tr…

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Bonus: Quizimorphs 1 1:02:51

1y ago1:02:51

1:02:51

Wow, we finally got to 15 episodes, and it only took *mumble* years! To celebrate, Robin came up with a quiz to see how much Katie Tregs and Jess remember about these first 15 books. The winner gets a secret fabulous prize! It goes exactly as well as you'd expect. Take a listen! Sound effects used in this episode under Creative Commons license poli…

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015: Big Scary Fish Week (TM) 1:39:12

2y ago1:39:12

1:39:12

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin, Katie Tregs, and Producer Daddy Travis talk about copyright-neutral establishments, learn a little something about sharks, and...run through the whole android thing again? Fifth time's the charm, I guess. As a Leeran might say, don't even think about missing this one! #forhumanslikeus #getthatoatmea…

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014: Do You Believe in Neigh-liens? 1:25:32

2y ago1:25:32

1:25:32

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin tells Katie Tregs and special guest Travis about these wacky conspiracy theorists who believe in aliens. We also learn how modest Yeerks are, figure out a brilliant money-making scheme with absolutely no flaws, and tell a whole lot of poop jokes. Not to mention we finally get the makeover montage we'…

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013: Escape to New Hork (Bajir) 1:33:18

2y ago1:33:18

1:33:18

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin and Katie Tregs emerge from stasis to talk about another Animorphs book, and they bring a new co-host along for the ride! Because our listeners have been extra patient, we're rewarding you with an extra-long episode! Also, Robin doesn't know how pacing works. We ask so many questions in this episode:…

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012: Hitting Croc Bottom 1:15:28

5y ago1:15:28

1:15:28

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, we learn about allergies, dimples, elegant giraffe feet, and a new game to replace rock, paper, scissors! We also discuss all-llama animal shows, a more interesting show name than Home Improvement, and Jess's brilliant kamikaze plan to fill the Yeerk pool with crocodiles and/or poison. Find Jess's stuff at…

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011: The One We Wish We Could Forget 1:19:47

5y ago1:19:47

1:19:47

Sorry this took so long, everyone. For a while I thought we'd gone back in time and stopped this episode from ever being recorded. But that can't be possible...can it? Get ready to enjoy learning exactly one new term while absolutely nothing else happens to these freaking kids. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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010: To Be or Not To Be (Effective) 1:25:09

6y ago1:25:09

1:25:09

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, we go back to our favorite 90's bands, learn about the visual acuity of a LOT of different animals, and find out where our mass goes when we shrink. Robin also tells Jeska and Katie about a really braggy android. Jeska gets pretty mad about it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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009: A Little Skunk in the Trunk 1:32:24

6+ y ago1:32:24

1:32:24

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Jessica once again proves that she would be the ultimate villain, Robin gives us all kinds of animal facts, and Katie proposes a few new band names.By Bitch Team Alpha

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008: Zero to Seerow 1:12:07

6+ y ago1:12:07

1:12:07

If you want to chat with us, find us on Twitter @BTAPodcasts and don’t forget to share your Sharing story with #ForHumansLikeUs! You can also check us out on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com! If you love what we do and want to help us keep doing it, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha ★ Support this podcast…

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Bitch Time Always 001: SaDRINKa the Teenage Witch 55:33

6+ y ago55:33

55:33

Welcome to the first episode of “Bitch Time? Always”, a podcast about pop culture, feminism, and anything else we want to talk about (often while drunk). In episode 1, Katie, Jessica, and Robin drunkenly and joyfully discuss Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the 1996 TV movie. For a full list of drinking game rules, visit BitchTeamAlpha.com…

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Bitches & Liches 017: Nights, Chimera, Auction! Part 5 52:29

6+ y ago52:29

52:29

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy. In this episode: The group has made it into the auction tent, and they start investigating the dangerous artifacts, conversing with guards and thieves, and trying very hard to blend in. They learn a little bit more about the Night Market…

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Bitches & Liches 016: Nights, Chimera, Auction! Part 4 1:06:57

6+ y ago1:06:57

1:06:57

Bitches & Liches is an actual play podcast featuring five friends playing Blue Rose, an RPG of romantic fantasy.In this episode: While wandering through the Night Market, our group comes up with a plan to infiltrate the auction tent, and they make some really bad decisions along the way. They learn a little about the consequences of their actions, …

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007: Ellimist of Style 1:10:13

6+ y ago1:10:13

1:10:13

If you want to chat with us, find us on Twitter @BTAPodcasts and don’t forget to share your Sharing story with #ForHumansLikeUs! You can also check us out on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com! If you love what we do and want to help us keep doing it, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha ★ Support this podcast…

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006: This is What it Sounds Like When Boats Cry 1:12:56

7y ago1:12:56

1:12:56

If you want to chat with us, find us on Twitter @BTAPodcasts and don’t forget to share your Sharing story with #ForHumansLikeUs! You can also check us out on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com! If you love what we do and want to help us keep doing it, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha ★ Support this podcast…

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005: Vissing Contest 55:40

7y ago55:40

55:40

If you want to chat with us, find us on Twitter @BTAPodcasts or check us out on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com! If you love what we do and want to help us keep doing it, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Bitch Team Alpha

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004: Whale What Do We Have Here? 55:02

7y ago55:02

55:02

If you want to chat with us, find us on Twitter @BTAPodcasts or check us out on http://www.bitchteamalpha.com! If you love what we do and want to help us keep doing it, please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bitchteamalpha ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Bitch Team Alpha

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003: Too Hawk to Handle 53:06

7y ago53:06

53:06

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Amber a little bit about how hard it is to be stuck in the body of a hawk forever. They actually didn't seem to have any trouble grasping that concept - not like the trouble Tobias had with grasping that Dracon beam!By Bitch Team Alpha

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002: Yeerkplace Drama 49:03

7y ago49:03

49:03

In this episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin teaches Jessica and Katie Tregs that cats are great gymnasts, Controllers can't imitate love, and work can be tough no matter what organization you're in.By Bitch Team Alpha

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001: Anda-Lite Talk 49:10

7y ago49:10

49:10

In this inaugural episode of Animorphous Discussion, Robin tries to teach Jessica and Katie Tregs about the wonderful world of Animorphs, starting with book 1: The Invasion. It goes exactly as well as you would think.By Bitch Team Alpha

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019: Meta-Morphin' Eco Rangers 1:32:50

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Megasode 2: When it's Gotta be Human Hands 1:44:30

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018: This Decision was in Vein 1:22:03

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017: Bat's What I'm Talking About! 1:15:17

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016: Rhino What's Happening Here 1:27:51

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Bonus: Quizimorphs 1 1:02:51

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015: Big Scary Fish Week (TM) 1:39:12

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014: Do You Believe in Neigh-liens? 1:25:32

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013: Escape to New Hork (Bajir) 1:33:18

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012: Hitting Croc Bottom 1:15:28

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011: The One We Wish We Could Forget 1:19:47

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010: To Be or Not To Be (Effective) 1:25:09

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009: A Little Skunk in the Trunk 1:32:24

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008: Zero to Seerow 1:12:07

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Bitch Time Always 001: SaDRINKa the Teenage Witch 55:33

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Bitches & Liches 017: Nights, Chimera, Auction! Part 5 52:29

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Bitches & Liches 016: Nights, Chimera, Auction! Part 4 1:06:57

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007: Ellimist of Style 1:10:13

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006: This is What it Sounds Like When Boats Cry 1:12:56

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005: Vissing Contest 55:40

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004: Whale What Do We Have Here? 55:02

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003: Too Hawk to Handle 53:06

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002: Yeerkplace Drama 49:03

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001: Anda-Lite Talk 49:10

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