The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVis ...
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Hosted by Lucy Valentine (Boonta Vista) and Jesse Black (Sludgefest). Savant-Garde is almost certainly the world’s only podcast where one autistic ex-wife and one OCD ex-husband unpack the disgracefully disordered worlds of Adrian Monk and the Good Doctor, Shaun Murphy, through the lens of two very normal brains.
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The incredible journey of one lightning bolt, a new term for 10 million years of having a cold one, and one Dutchman dedicating his life to one special sunflower.***Outro: Plantlife - Autolux***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show a…
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Monk S2 E7: Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect The Good Doctor S2 E1: Hello Changing of the Garde ~53:00 Special thanks to Boonta Vista / Savant Garde discord member sagescroll for the theme song "Not Happy Shaun"! Incredible! References: Actually it's something like ~45,000 Americans die each year from lack of healthcare, whereas Jesse said somethi…
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EPISODE 406: Glamorous Anal Escapade 2025
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1:03:48Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The police state clamps down on Louisiana drivers, another individual who shan't be coming, violently defending nature's precious creatures, and another series of train heists.***Outro: Train Song - Porto Geese***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Boont…
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Tony Shalouroboros : S2 E6 / S1 E18
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1:35:15Monk S2 E6: Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater The Good Doctor S1 E18: More Changing of the Garde ~50:00 I have to make a bowel movement. Join the bonus tier on Patreon for a mere 3 beans per month! Bonus! Episodes!
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EPISODE 405: Water Buffalo Way To Go
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1:06:19Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting in trouble with the Pope because of your conflict avoidance, using your gun to get everyone back on track, and the RIPing Report.***Outro: Teeth - DZ Deathrays***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavi…
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Jared, Please Remove the Tilapia Skins: S2 E5 / S1 E17
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1:35:02Monk S2 E5: Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man The Good Doctor S1 E17: Smile Changing of the Garde ~54:00 CW: Good Doctor half has references to accusations against Chris D'Elia of sexual assault/abuse. Should have named it "The Bad Doctor". References: Chris D'Elia accused of sexual assault, abuse by women - Los Angeles Times Join the bonus tier …
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: McDonalds has brought back the Snack Wrap.***Outro: The Sound of all Things - Lorelle Meets The Obsolete ***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-…
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Monk S2 E4: Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus The Good Doctor S1 E16: Pain Changing of the Garde ~47:00 [clutching tummy] Ouuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh... unnnnghhhh... Join the bonus tier for a mere 3 beans per month Next bonus episode: TBD!
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Taking your bull with you, the secret sauce of Mudman Burgers, swords from the river, Theo's long hair, and a permanent reminder of an important event.***Outro: Ummon - Slift***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@bo…
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EPISODE 402: Pre-Roll For Goose (with Aidan Jones)
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1:03:03Comedian Aidan Jones joins us to talk about: Funnelling all human interaction through the machine that can only agree with you, and the visionaries at the forefront of weed distribution.***Find Aidan's tour dates here: https://www.aidanjonescomedy.com/tickets***Outro: Next to Nothing - Bowery Electric***Support our show and get exclusive bonus epis…
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The Aspartame Gambit: S2 E3 / S1 E15
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1:23:36Monk S2 E3: Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame The Good Doctor S1 E15: Heartfelt Changing of the Garde ~44:00 CW for Good Doctor half: brief reference to suicide There- on the horizon! A new Jared rises.. Join the bonus tier for a mere 3 beans per month Next bonus episode: Final Destination(s)
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gift of an airport meat wagon, the generational end of fishing, a tour of Texas by Queensland's finest, and the maternal instinct to hurl objects.***Outro: The Throw - Jagwar Ma***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@…
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EPISODE 400: Twisted, Cruel, And Full Of Anecdotes (live at the Brisbane Polish Club)
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1:40:34Recording live at Polonia on May 31st, 2025. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warrior's THC beverage, marketing in the living-in-your-car space, self-evaluating your driving, Germany's most evil Subway, egg theft, letting the computer not have sex with you, the Australiaboo, dirt full of bones, and an honoured New Hampshire man.***Outro: No…
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Jared Said Trans Rights: S2 E2 / S1 E14
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1:27:27Monk S2 E2: Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico The Good Doctor S1 E14: She Changing of the Garde ~40:00 Again, The Good Doctor is a real bastard this week, just a heads up. Also, we are sorry for saying "cum" so many times in this episode. Blame David Shore. CW for Good Doctor half: discussions of transphobia, general gender issues, some weird stuff around pr…
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EPISODE 399: We’re Doing Urethra Stuff Today (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)
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1:07:19Demi and Tom from bigsofttitty.png join Andrew to discuss some wienercentric news from the Grocerant Guru, plus Headline News. Those are the only two segments somehow.***Outro: The Anthem - Onra***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at [email protected]! Cal…
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Mr. Monk Joins Tekken: S2 E1 / S1 E13
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1:40:13Monk S2 E1: Mr. Monk Goes Back to School The Good Doctor S1 E13: Seven Reasons Changing of the Garde ~54:00 Just an FYI: this episode gets a little heavy in the back half. Not our fault- blame David Shore. CW for Good Doctor half: discussions of domestic violence, Islamophobia, and the Palestinian genocide. References: U.N. Human Rights Spokesperso…
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EPISODE 398: I Drink Your Milkshake And I Don’t Cum When People Sneeze
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1:04:09Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting arrested for offering people a good deal, hunting for celebs in the wrong place, soloing Movie World as a birthday boy, and the pain of experiencing events.***Outro: Futsu ni Ikirenai - Minami Deutsch***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaV…
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Gary Marshall's Anaconda: Season 1 E12/E13
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1:25:09Monk S1 E13: Mr. Monk and the Airplane The Good Doctor S1 E12: Islands pt. 2 Changing of the Garde ~48:00 Pete and Repeat were in a boat... Next bonus episode: Mercury Rising (1998) starring Bruce Willis. Join the Surgical Residency Program* for a mere $3/month to access all the bonus eps. Follow us on instagram! @savantgardepod *Not a real med…
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EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man
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1:06:52Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The threat of cheap hot dogs, a miraculous burning river, having your first beer and flipping out, and not living by the cowboy code.***Outro: Aquarius - Boards of Canada***Live show tickets available at boontavista.com/live***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.pat…
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Manic Pixie Dream Shaun: Season 1 E11/E12
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1:36:23Monk S1 E12: Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger The Good Doctor S1 E11: Islands pt. 1 Changing of the Garde ~43:00 It was the best of Monks, it was the worst of Murphs. Next bonus episode: The Accountant (2016) starring Ben Affleck Follow us on instagram! @savantgardepod
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The thinning veil between reality and fantasy, the car of the future today, yesteryear's beefalo, and a duck repeating.***Live show tickets available at boontavista.com/live***Outro: Prototype - Outkast***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista**…
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Once a Gamer, Always a Gamer: Season 1 E10/E11
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1:29:55Monk S1 E11: Mr. Monk and the Earthquake The Good Doctor S1 E10: Sacrifices Changing of the Garde ~41:00 Bonus episodes now live! We watched The Aviator (2004). Become a surgeon and access bonus episodes for a mere 3 beans per month. Follow us on instagram! @savantgardepod
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EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good
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1:11:08Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hiding secret messages in your marriage vows, taking your big leg all the way to Canada, and one neat trick for permanent free parking in the inner city.***Outro: Bambi - Suuns***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag…
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Monk S1 E10: Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation The Good Doctor S1 E9: Intangibles Changing of the Garde ~29:00 Listener Q&A! ~1:05:00 I'd like to tell you that at least ONE of this week's shows does NOT contain uncomfortable racial stereotypes... alas...... Bonus episodes coming soon! Follow us on instagram! @savantgardepod…
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A once-in-a-lifetime tragedy hitting a bar in Arizona, a miracle exploding a tree in Alabama, and a tragedy exploding a vape in a pocket.***Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live***Outro: The Book Lovers - Broadcast***Support our show and …
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Randy is a Feet Guy Confirmed: Season 1 E08/E09
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1:30:02Monk S1 E9: Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man The Good Doctor S1 E8: Apple Changing of the Garde ~37:00 Go, Adrian! Get him! Misc references: Fergus, Thomas A. "Mental contamination and scrupulosity: Evidence of unique associations among Catholics and Protestants." Journal of Obsessive-Compulsive and Related Disorders 3, no. 3 (2014): 236-242.…
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EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist
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1:02:48Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: History's most evil top hat, a brand new colour, Uberising the repo panopticon, CBTing your way out of road rage, and hacking into Disney's mainframe for mixed results.***Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live***Outro: Endless Blue -…
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Monk S1 E8: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman The Good Doctor S1 E7: 22 Steps Changing of the Garde ~44:00 That's Jared!
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EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black)
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1:06:19Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins us to non-fishly discuss: A car that will always be Sheryl Crow's, how to talk normal in conversation, a possible Starman in New Jersey, the power of musical nostalgia, and Headline News.***Listen to Savant Garde here: https://podcasts.apple.com/lu/podcast/savant-garde/id1801643885Listen to Sludgefest …
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Episode 6: Cover Me in Tilapia Skins, Jared
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1:26:30Monk S1 E7: Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger The Good Doctor S1 E6: Not Fake Changing of the Garde ~41:00 Wahh!
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A child who lives inside a dream, a pop punk band with an important message, the emergence of a nude man, illegal hotel reservations, and the meaning of life.***Outro: Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email …
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BONUS PREVIEW: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna
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2:39We're in a beautiful moment of sexual liberation and no one is benefiting more than the humble werewolf. Get the rest of this episode plus all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patron.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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Monk S1 65: Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum Good Doctor S1 E5: Point Three Percent CHANGING OF THE GARDE: ~26:00 Just FYI- fair amount of tapeworm in this episode
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EPISODE 390: Flying Shoes, Hidden Flask Bracelet
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1:08:34Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lying about your degree in chaos mathematics, a mayor and restaurateur in crisis, an update on Dave Hughes, and the Clipping Report.***Outro: Mesh Mask - True Widow***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista…
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Monk S1 E5: Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival Good Doctor S1 E4: Pipes CHANGING OF THE GARDE: ~34:00 If nerves are like pipes, everybody at St. Bonaventure Hospital is laying some serious nerve this week!
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An indefinite substance that's definitely safe, cuckolding your way into a retention pond, Subway à la Francais, and close-up magic over IP.***Outro: I Will Possess your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie ***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Ema…
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BONUS PREVIEW: A Nice Big Lovely Welcoming Vagina (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)
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1:54Our dear friends Tom and Demi joined us behind the paywall to share more heartwarming stories from Demi's wonderful childhood, plus a regularish episode of the podcast Boonta Vista. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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Monk S1 E4: Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale Good Doctor S1 E3: Oliver CHANGING OF THE GARDE: ~36:30 Randy, you need to get in the EVA.
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EPISODE 388: Mummified Queens And The Boots With The Fur
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1:05:17Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: apizza amailbag, an ancient Dutchman receiving a second, newer face, the potato-themed license plates of Idaho, a mayoral insurgency in New Jersey, and the best and oldest stink you've ever sniffed.***Outro: My Little Town - Paul SimonBy Boonta Vista
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Monk S1 E3: Mr. Monk and the Psychic Good Doctor S1 E2: Mount Rushmore CHANGING OF THE GARDE: ~30:40 Shaun smells a fart in this one, on purpose.
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EPISODE 387: A Pig Was Cubed For This
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1:08:21Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: From politeness to knife violence, a prayer for Boston, a real giraffe, no prize for Connecticut, and the empty car.***Outro: Cheer Up, Chihiro! - Ovlov***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at [email protected]! Call i…
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Behind the paywall this week it's an exploration of the erotic and sensuous world of literature. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a big cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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Monk S1 E1 + E2 Good Doctor S1 E1 CHANGING OF THE GARDE: ~36:30 Welcome to the first episode of Savant Garde! In this episode, Lucy (Boonta Vista, autism) and Jesse (Sludgefest, OCD) and discuss the pilots of two unforgettable television programs: Monk, starring Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk, and The Good Doctor, starring Freddy Highmore as Dr. Shau…
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EPISODE 386: I Came Here To Fuck The Gargoyle’s Wife
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1:03:52Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Living in the shadow of your hot wife, the violation of the egg honour system, the future of despining beef, and lifting forbidden kicks from desert trains.***Outro: Do You Feel Alright - KC and the Sunshine Band***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista…
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EPISODE 385: I Will Million Dollar Baby Myself At 9:45
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1:00:07Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An entire episode of keenly insightful observations and predictions in the Grocerant space as it pertains to Millennials and Gen Z. ***Outro: Burn Out Blues - Washed Out***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boonta…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Flying Specialist Lamprey Killers To The Great Lakes
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1:03:56It's the final free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The very near future of furcons, very nearly hitting it big, striking an unconventional bargain to hit it big, too many lampreys, and the Great American Hall of Name.***Outro: Main Title Theme - Unkle***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes …
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EPISODE 384: Croat Detected (with Milo Edwards)
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1:05:15Milo Edwards returns to the show to discuss: The seating arrangements of the Lynchian spectre of America's conscience and the Subways of the United Kingdom.***Check out Milo's tour dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email t…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Weird Memories Of Your Hot-Tubbing Father
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1:02:13Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Failing to hide who you are from your friends, the return of a specific ShareLunker, solving the egg crisis with cruelty, and a double dose of Stuff We Should Chat About.***Outro: No One Else - Roku Music***Get stickers here: boontavista.myshopify.com/***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by sub…
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EPISODE 383: Stanking Ass Or Otherwise (with Joe Kassabian)
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1:02:26Joe Kassabian from Lions Led By Donkeys joins us to discuss: A political career ruined by happy hardcore, brotherly lawyerly horseplay gone awry, fake Dutch cops, real Dutch heists, and Headline News.***Find Lions Led By Donkeys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast/id1393845532***Get stickers here: https://boonta…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict
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59:53It's Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is free! Lucky you! ***Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patre…
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