Best Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer Podcasts (2025)

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RPDC 248: The Opaque, Blue Scooby 51:16

6d ago51:16

51:16

It's the most tenderloin of gummies. This week we got some delectable internet reviews for the album Frizzle Fry by the very bassy Primus, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Tacoma, and those silly Magic Eye books. For the segment, we take the gloves off and do some Bareknuckle Letterboxding with a deep dive into the live ac…

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RPDC 247: Tales of Greener Pastures 49:05

13d ago49:05

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It doesn't get much greener than this! And that's the terrifying part. We do have internet reviews for clover-moss type chlorophyll supplements, saw palmetto extracts to mainline, Downer's Grove South high school, enjoying the soap opera for old men that is American Chopper, and partying with the Kids Next Door. For the segment, we see if it's a go…

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RPDC 246: That Sticky Feeling 46:41

20d ago46:41

46:41

Like watermelon leaking onto the other fruit, or a sucker left on the carpet, this episode will stick with you. We have internet reviews for a presence in Steven's Restaurant, the possibilities of english muffins, kind of a review for the Temu app, Fantastic Four comics, and getting wild off turmeric supplements. For the segment, we dive into the s…

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RPDC 245: Endless Blanket in All Directions 52:17

27d ago52:17

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Get lost in the ocean, under waves of cotton. Even though it’s summer, I know you’re getting those chilly willys at night, so let this Review Party soothe those bones. We got internet reviews for getting jokey at Dave and Busters, being afraid of ‘Harley Quinn: Fartacular’, ‘Shadowhunters’ on Netflix, and reducing power on the Chevy Malibu. For the…

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RPDC 244: A Messed Up Rug Situation 48:47

1M ago48:47

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This episode really brings the whole room together! We've got internet reviews for TV mounts, Wild Things Fur hat store, mushroom-shaped epoxy molds, 'Bug Wars', and the Trap Museum. For the segment, we get some a round of pretty unreasonable reviews from Amazon reviewer Reasonable Person. So wipe off your shoes and have a sit! Want more party? Che…

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RPDC 243: Waterbeds EXPLODE 47:46

1M ago47:46

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Doesn't matter if your water bed is in a race car frame or not, that suckers liable to pop at anytime. This week we wrangled some reviews for pre-toejammed high heals, protein-infused knock-off pop-tarts, gel-cooled aftermarket gamer headphone earmuffs, and a couple of rateyourmusic reviews featuring The Offspring and Bloodhound Gang. For the segme…

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RPDC 242: Such a Solvable Problem 40:18

2M ago40:18

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Whoa whoa whoa, has disaster struck? Is your life a train wreck? Well all aboard this very special episode of Review Party Dot Com, where we're drilling through reviews of the finest espadrilles, whipped cream sunscreen, a backpack exclusively for GIRLS (and Easter), and to brighten things up, our favorite anime of all time (and also the greatest).…

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Great Hits Volume 5: Recycling the Oxygen 42:05

2M ago42:05

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This week we're treating you to some of the tastiest bits from episodes 80-89. We're talking LED lights and DJ Real Baby, a not so handy pizza cutter, the soy sweats and a solid dude, air and souls in cans, deeeeep cleanses, bum bum cream, and getting your kid to go to sleep. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 241: The Best Car Ever Made? 51:04

2M ago51:04

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The results are in, and with the biggest upset of all time, it turns out Subaru knows how to make vehicles! We have some reviews for The Chocolate Touch by Patrick Skene Catling, the Subaru Baja for the subie boys, Starved Rock State Park, and a Petco cat tree. For the segment, we read some lovely Sims patch notes. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Want more party…

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RPDC 240: You Need the Ace 53:16

2M ago53:16

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Royal my flush and call me Jack 'cause this one's a doozie. Doosey? Doosie. I think I got it right the first time. This week we have reviews for hosing down the bros at Nearly New Auto & Truck, purchasing Hershey's kisses, the 1up Pacman Arcade thing, absolutely Absolute Wonder Woman, and getting real sporty at Sports Clips. For the segment, we dee…

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RPDC 239: Good, Good Phobias 50:01

3M ago50:01

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I'm scared of being scared. This week we have internet reviews for a possibly horrible dentist in Louisiana, preworkout with a fun flavor, pressure cookers and all the things you shouldn't put in them, Joe's Hardware in Chicago, and an Indiana Jones themed Escape Room. For the segment, we take a deep dive in the strangely sometimes ubiquitous RC Co…

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RPDC 238: Garfield's Brutal Reboot 44:45

3M ago44:45

44:45

Lasagna will never the same again. This week we have internet reviews for fantastical light bulbs, L-tryptophan supplements, Passengers (2016), Miss Congeniality (2000), the new Iron Man comic (2024), and the world's largest Superman statue. For our segment, we say Thanks, Abby! with some readings from Dear Abby. You're going to love Mondays. Want …

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RPDC 237: You Must be This Smart to TV 48:07

3M ago48:07

48:07

This one comes with a lot of epiphanies, but not all of them are good. We have got some brain busting internet reviews for Hindquarter in Kansas, the (newest version) Amazon Fire Stick, a folding message table that really gets around, zbiotics probiotic REALLYbiotic drinks, Big Chicken Town in Vancouver, and The Suds Hut in Montana. For the segment…

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Great Hits Vol. 4: Being Discreet with your Juices 36:53

3M ago36:53

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We aren't leaving the first beautiful month of 2025 without a charming look back at what was. This great hit collection covers episode 57 to 78, which you could look at as the first quarter of the second year of Review Party Dot Com! It's amazing we can even speak in such terms. So, we hope you enjoy this fine presentation of goofs, bits, and as al…

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RPDC 236: Butchered to Order 47:24

3M ago47:24

47:24

You know when you go to the good butcher? Get the good meat? The good cuts? That’s this episode. We got internet reviews for a fancy beach shirt, Gallagher's Pizza in Green Bay, Megan's Snoball Stand in Louisiana, Tina's Sweet Bake Shop in Cleveland, and The Citadel Theater in Illinois. You could say we're on location! And for the segment, we dive …

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RPDC 235: Knuckling the Sausages 48:30

4M ago48:30

48:30

These sausages aren't easy to wrangle, sometimes you just have to knuckle up and get a good grip on there. This week we have internet reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City. For the segment, we do a little internet…

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RPDC 234: A Long Couple Days of Goofing Around 44:36

4M ago44:36

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It's been a long goof-off session and there's reason to believe, maybe this goof will be better than the last. We got internet reviews for an AmericanInn, the new Wicked movie, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui, refurbished PlayStation 2s, and Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction Bookstore. Count 'em! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewparty…

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The Healthier Approach: A Holiday Special 55:32

4M ago55:32

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It is once again time to celebrate Chris-mas down here at Review Party. Strap into the sleigh and grab your favorite dreidel because it gets real crazy. Featured are lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo. For the se…

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RPDC 232: A Heave-Ho Situation 46:38

5M ago46:38

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When you want something done, sometimes you just have to heave and ho it. There's no way around that! This week we got some internet reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa. For the segment, we once again get knee deep in internet sewage over on…

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RPDC 231: Just a Sick Piece of Metal 50:28

5M ago50:28

50:28

Rob Zombie would love this one. Today we've got internet reviews for The New China Restaurant, a ground beef meat chopper, the french market in Glen Ellen, and the anime Dandadan. For a segment, we take a deep dive into the green bean casserole. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 230: We can Assume a Hobbit Situation 55:02

5M ago55:02

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We're talking big ol' hairy feet, man. This week we've got internet reviews for cool caffeinated Crystal Light, the Mr. Miyagi Japanese Grill's oopsies, big ol' toe spacers, the fantastic (???) Street Fighter (1994) movie, and Jazzy Cakez trauma cakes. For the segment, we take a dive into the beloved Pages of Peterman. Want more party? Check out ht…

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RPDC 229: Peanut Butter Knowledge 53:17

5M ago53:17

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I know one thing: you crack that plastic seal under the lid and that peanut butter has already been messed with, you call the white. You get the president on the horn, America's most sacred tradition has be messed with and it's up to us to capture the buttery burglars. We have internet reviews for 'The Illuminatus', pretending and imagining with et…

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RPDC 228: Problematic Meat 51:11

6M ago51:11

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We got some problems with you, meat! We also got internet reviews for Shakespeare's Macbeth, a delisted Amazon sex swing, Perkins American Food Company and Ghost Kitchen, and Absolute Batman! For the segment, we deep dive into the world of apple reviewing, red delicious style. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 227: The Infallible Roller Coaster Tycoon 44:44

6M ago44:44

44:44

Move over Doom, there’s a new “this shit runs on everything” in town! And yes, you can make Mickey’s Dick Smasher if you want, your park, man! Internet reviews for Russel Wilson and his Pittsburgh Steelers, office printers, a beauty salon by Diva, and some more Trolli electric crawlers. For the segment, we put up our dukes and check out Con Air on …

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Halloween Review Spooktacular V: The Boy Who Cried Goat 50:33

6M ago50:33

50:33

Here on this 226th installment of the Review Party Dot Com Podcast, we're getting real spooky with it. Halloween special time, yessir. Are you brave enough to handle this? We've got scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irr…

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RPDC 225: Watermelon Marketing Mistakes 48:27

6M ago48:27

48:27

Make no mistakes here, this podcast is way less than 90% water. Or however much percent watermelon is, I refuse to interrupt writing this description to google it. We have internet reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album. For th…

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RPDC 224: Take a Left Turn, then Continue Spiraling 48:50

7M ago48:50

48:50

I'm starting to think, just keep the foot on the gas. You'll get a tummy ache, but there's worse things in the world. The bad things you can't find on the open road! Put 'em behind you, and turn on the podcast, for some: Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscript…

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RPDC 223: Various Vats of Goo 49:39

7M ago49:39

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We got green goo, we got blue slime, we got orange viscous fluid. Vats of it! Wholesale style. Come on down and get a whiskey barrel full of ooze! We have internet reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds. For the segment, we deep dive into reviews for the late, great Bob Newhar…

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RPDC 222: You Don't Even Need the Ball 46:52

7M ago46:52

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They may say ball is life, but what happens if you remove the ball from your ego entirely? And don’t even get me started on that sauce and getting lost in it! Reviews for Ali’s Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abbey! with some readings from Dear Abbey. Alrig…

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RPDC 221: Good Masseuse Bad Masseuse 48:28

7M ago48:28

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Personally, I'm kind of in the mood for some bad masseuse right now. Just put me in a medieval torture device and we can really work on some of these knots. Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves. For the segment, we have a bunch of a reviews from a fellow named Kelvin…

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RPDC 220: Plumbing is Still Plumbing 43:25

7M ago43:25

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A sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer. Internet reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum. In the segment we deep dive into a bunch of reviews from a strange fellow named Joseph. Consider this drain unclogged. Want more party? Check us out at https://www.revi…

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RPDC 219: Bringing the Whole Vibe Down 49:04

8M ago49:04

49:04

Sometimes, you have turn it down! Down to the tan! We've got internet reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire". We also do a deep dive into the history of M&M colors. Jam packed with vibes! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 218: My Muscles are with God 52:30

8M ago52:30

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My gains are holy. Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo. My faith is maxed. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

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RPDC 217: The Secret of the Fudge 49:06

8M ago49:06

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This fudge will take your breathe away. We've got internet reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food. For the segment, we take a visit to Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. I love this fudge! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 216: Advancing Pizza Technology 51:28

8M ago51:28

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We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo K…

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RPDC 215: The Keys to my Midlife Crisis 51:19

9M ago51:19

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Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more…

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RPDC 214: The Whole Vibe of the Big Package 48:24

9M ago48:24

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This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check…

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RPDC 213: The Titular Mango Man 52:09

9M ago52:09

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We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm…

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RPDC 212: The Shower Shoe Shimmy 51:51

9M ago51:51

51:51

It's all fun and shimmy until those feet germs reach your jimmy, as the old saying goes. Here at Review Party, we put a lot of stock in old sayings, but if old timey nonsense doesn't make sense to you, let us lay it out: After every semester, cast your shower shoes into the fires of Mordor and go to Kohl's and get some fresh ones. This week we have…

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RPDC 211: The Church of Cookie 51:18

10M ago51:18

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Chocolate chip, amen. We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market. For the segment, a deep dive in to Ayo Edibiri's Letterboxd. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

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Birthday Party Dot Com IV: A Party to Remember 52:15

10M ago52:15

52:15

Four birthdays later, we pretty much feel the same. The reviews feel the same. The laughs feel the same. These are all good things, we love this party. And, we remember these feels, like smelling a smell you smelled a long time ago and you're not sure what the smell is but it smells good and scratches your brain nicely. For our birthday we brought …

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RPDC 209: Universal Icarus Experience 50:35

10M ago50:35

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Nothing quite like getting too close to that sun. You just have GOT to see it up close sometime! In this episode, get some up close reviews of a big buoyant pool ball, a shark attack sushi plate, the Chavarri Palace in Spain, Two Guy a Girl and a Pizza Place, and a little hammock for camping. On the segment, we say "Thanks, Abby!" with some reading…

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RPDC 208: Frogger IRL 48:51

10M ago48:51

48:51

Call up Slippery Pete and Schlomo because its going to be a bumpy hop! We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now. Now hop off that lily pad and go for that high score! Brent's Monster Hunter: Now stuff- referral code: 8XYH5EKX friend code: 0502 3382 9493 Want more party? Check…

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RPDC 207: Looney Tune Logistics 53:34

10M ago53:34

53:34

Acme has their hands all over this one, folks! No reviews for them, don't wanna get sued by their cracked lawyers, but we do have reviews for dry, dry preworkout, an urgent care in Ohio, the anime for F-Zero and Captain Falcon, cool crocodile sunglasses, and a Costco gas station. For our packed segment, we're zooming for to Letterboxd for some Air …

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RPDC 206: How Your Gravy Falls 47:26

11M ago47:26

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In the basin or over the mountain, we welcome all type of gravy techniques in this good, good house. We also welcome reviews, like these ones for Vick’s Nyquil, a USB hub, more otoscopes(!), Rocko’s Modern Life, and The Deli 4 You Market. For the segment, we break it down real smooth style with some Review Trivial Pursuit. It’s all gravy, baby! Wan…

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RPDC 205: Need a Guarunteed Win 48:58

11M ago48:58

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This one's our ace in the hole. We got reviews for the Little Tikes basketball hoop, Amazon brand notepads, a restaurant only known as The Barbecue Pit, Seth Rogen's Sausage Party, and an otoscope. This weeks segment is a bunch of reviews from a dude named Gordon. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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RPDC 204: Butt Suture Emergency 49:54

11M ago49:54

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Sound the alarm, another one of the stitches popped! This week we got internet reviews for BBL-friendly beds, the album Sunbather by Deathheaven, a deli meat slicer and a vegetable mandolin, Angela Anaconda, and a Vietnamese-Thai fusion joint. For the segment, we're diving back into some Craigslist finds. Keep it together, people! Want more party? …

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RPDC 203: General Symptoms of a Diseased Heart 48:17

11M ago48:17

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Like, man, I dunno, man, this heart hurts, man, owwy, man, need a hug, man. Reading internet reviews for family restaurants, stick-on cologne, The Big Book of Mini Crosswords, Blue Diamond Almonds, and hemorrhoid suppositories. Man. And there's a segment about the origins of the stethoscope, which you do not need a stethoscope to hear. Just headpho…

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RPDC 202: Sitting Down for a Corndog Meal 49:39

12M ago49:39

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This one may not be healthy for you, but it will satisfy that itch, and it will do it quickly, and it will leaving feeling warm and full. Just don't make a ketchup mess, you little monster. Feast on these reviews for Chicken of the Sea, KFC, printer ink, Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us, and a Korean Food Truck. If you're lucky, you won't miss the Crai…

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RPDC 201: I would Fear the Judgement 50:46

12M ago50:46

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Have no fear, we march forward, we read reviews. This weeks reviews include, 200 Cartoons DVD collection, the Naked Gun franchise, woman's shorts, and a bar in Japan. In this week's segment, Lewis Carol reviews an theatrical adaption of his own novel. It's judgement day! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !…

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