"He who bemoans the lack of opportunity, forgets that small doors many times open up into large rooms."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"To infinity, and beyond!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"On any other day, that might seem strange."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I am so tired of being shot at!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"The first swim of the year always tires you out."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I spent my whole life only recognizing my lucky breaks after they were gone."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Saints don't live on Park Avenue."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Snitches end up in ditches!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"No. Yesterday was my birthday."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"First thing that I ask a new client is, "Have you been saving up for a rainy day? Guess what? It's raining!""By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I AM Castor Troy!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"If you had never left Seoul, would I still have looked for you?"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I got the motive which is money and the body which is dead."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Paddington 2 is incredible."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Art is but a measure of sacrifice and tears."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I'm not into politics. I'm into survival." Guest Host: Fred Street!By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Do I look like I'm negotiating?"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Loose lips sink ships."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"My man."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"A creepy old man cut my hair off!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Time takes everybody out; time's undefeated."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"You people are so petty... and tiny."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"With friends like you, who needs luck?"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Brown haired niece, you continue to exist."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"When we've looked everywhere and still don't understand how the thing happened, I think we have to ask why it happened."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I'm ready to communicate with you now."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe it when you see it you'll never make it through the night."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"I da pappy."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man!"By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"There must be retribution! Justice ... and retribution."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"You lift, he passes. He won, you lost! Because at that same moment, Behra thought, "Fuck it, we both die.""By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery

"The light is mine."By Cole Miller, Keith Evans, Kris Lowery