The boys return, sleep deprived and almost insane. Prepare yourself for tales of Easter Slugs, Centaur sex and Josh's totally awesome one of a kind action figure!By Countkreepyhead

Hey everybody :Trigger warning: we had to get political for a minute as we discussed the effect of the trump tariffs on the toy community. Otherwise we go deep into all of your favorite topics like Yo gaba gaba, Beast Box, the new daredevil show and to the shock of no one, what the muppets would sound like if they were in boogie nights. At any rate…

The show returns to it's regular format as the boys cover wondercon, their piles of toys purchased this last month, and a surprise new guest who happens to be someone's long lost love!By Countkreepyhead

We're back with some march madness fun as we have a fun bracket episode with a discussion of the greatest horror movie kills ever. Did your favorite make the list? listen now to find out.By Countkreepyhead

This weeks episode is a massive recap of news coming from New York toy fair 2025, but if that's not your jam, fear not! we also talk about pants for robots and our love of dinosaur shaped food. Enjoy.By Countkreepyhead

In this weeks episode we discuss the startling new trendy with kids these days, collecting magic buttholes! Also brought up, doh like molding compound, blokees, and the proper way to have a pencil thin mustache. Enjoy!By Countkreepyhead

Josh returns after a month long hiatus to regal us with tales from the assembly required convention- Play Doh, ball barrings and missing teeth oh my! also discussed- appreciating kids art work and cenobites working at tgi Fridays because why not.By Countkreepyhead

When Josh is away, things get weird. How weird? cryptids! The Bronze Bombers! Exploding heads! Also GI Joe news, Fisher price castles and a very special guest hostBy Countkreepyhead

Another crazy episode that veers into very immature places pretty quickly as the gang tries to stay focused and talk about cool things like Blokees, Ninja Turtles and Playdoh. Also in this episode our 2024 toy of the year awards. Enjoy!By Countkreepyhead

After a month long hibernation the crew is back to talk about all the awesome toys they got at xmas, gigantic cat turds, and middle earth, because why not. Remember to find us on the socials for your chance to win a Kreepyhead T-shirt!By Countkreepyhead

It's our annual holiday extravaganza where we don't try to hard, give each other gifts and act extra stupid. Fun things to expect in this episode: Stockings! Bio Flesh! Vince Neal! It's madness I tell you!By Countkreepyhead

Have you ever asked yourself, what if someone tried to raid the north pole? What would that take? How hard would that be? And just who would you recruit to do that job? Well worry not, in today's "Very special episode" we do just that!By Countkreepyhead

Tired of Thanksgiving leftovers? Don't worry, us too. In this weirder than average episode we discuss our love of pack in figures and cool accessories, we bemoan the gradual decline of the Muppets at Disney, we have some ground soup and lastly we finally admit how hard it is too pee without ruining your pant leg. Listen today!…

Oh you know, typical episode stuff. We talk about peace, love, muppets, transformers, sticking toys up our butts, and the thought provoking question: what if Tarman were made out of ice cream. Enjoy.By Countkreepyhead

Have you ever been up late at night, unable to sleep because you can't answer the question that's plagued you since the day you were born, really, just who is the coolest vampire of all time. Is it Bella Lugosi? Nosferatu? It's an important question that needs answers! Luckily for you, we have the answer! Tonight on Halloween we finally answer the …

This just in: Josh hates clowns, like he's terrified of them, and we get to hear about it in depth. Also in this episode, Mike encounters a deer in a moment of duress , yarn cannons and where the hell is gill-man?By Countkreepyhead

It started off as a regular episode, we were talking about toys, making fart jokes, but then... something happened. Somebody on the show has an earth shattering, deeply disturbing, and frankly hilarious fetish. Who is it? what is? listen now to find out.By Countkreepyhead

Kind of a regular week on the show, and by regular I mean we talk about the Venture Brothers, Ninja Turtles, haunted dummies and drug addicted sea monsters.By Countkreepyhead

After another comically long break the show has returned, again, this time with more roller coaster stories, more grave robbery, more robot dinosaurs, and more Weekend at Bernie's!By Countkreepyhead

This is a pretty awesome episode if I say so myself. Such great topics like our love of early 90's rap, dungeons and dragons, solving every problem with toys and oooooo yes Paul Bearer are covered. Listen now!By Countkreepyhead

Wow two weeks in a row of podcast episodes! We are on a roll baby. This week we talk about all kinds of cool stuff, like Godzilla, Aliens, and the deep sultry gaze of one Mr. Marty Feldman.By Countkreepyhead

After some crazy delays, we are back with a vengeance with tales of mad science, batman, ninja turtles and cookie monster? That's right we are giving away a super 7 reaction cookie monster this week so listen now to find out!By Countkreepyhead

After a long vacation have returned with epic vacation tales, amazing toy hauls, and more sdcc toy news than you know what to do with. buckle up peanut this is an epic episode!By Countkreepyhead

It's one of those all over the place episodes where we rant about martians, domestic living, Sam the Eagle, Mr. Rodgers and for some reason the Bananas in Pajamas. enjoyBy Countkreepyhead

Hey, Josh is back just in time for count kreepyhead to celebrate 3 years of wholesome family fun! We talk about all sorts of stuff like how conventions need to lower prices, our utter joy at the return of o ring gi joes, and most importantly how awesome bread is. Seriously, have you had any bread lately? It's the best…

And were back with a "Normal" episode were we talk about tons of toy and horror news, smashing ramen with a hammer, our love/hate relationship with loot crate and everyone's favorite game, Would you rather!By Countkreepyhead

The summer of special episodes begins with the greatest x-men toy of all time, a battle that takes many crazy twists and turns and I promise you that you have no idea who is gonna come out on top with this one- it was nuts.By Countkreepyhead

In what will come as a shock to no one, in this weeks episode we have zero focus. Such topics as play doh, gi joe, plasma balls and our dreaded annual human resources compliance reviews are discussed.By Countkreepyhead

Cats: Furry little bundles of love, or sleeper agents in a war you could never understand. The count has activated Operation: Black Falcon, if your fur baby is acting suspicious, don't be alarmed, we just asked them to maybe kill some people, or puke on the floor, the directions were vague. Anyways, this weeks episode focuses on the Mcfarlane Monst…

Well, it's been a while since we had a fun bracket episode so why not see who the greatest ninja turtle toy of all time is. I'm going to tell you now, expect to be shocked, surprised and titillated! Also a wedding announcement! OMG!By Countkreepyhead

Oh you know, typical kind of episode. We talk toys. Cartoons. Sex with two headed women. yep, very typical.By Countkreepyhead

It's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.By Countkreepyhead

The Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!By Countkreepyhead

In a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger,…

Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.…

How far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!By Countkreepyhead

Josh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.By Countkreepyhead

Josh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.By Countkreepyhead

For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.By Countkreepyhead

Typical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.By Countkreepyhead

New year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.By Countkreepyhead

It's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.By Countkreepyhead

It's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!By Countkreepyhead

Ah, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!By Countkreepyhead

As we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!By Countkreepyhead

We are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.By Countkreepyhead

It's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes pla…

What does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and buttsBy Countkreepyhead

Well its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. EnjoyBy Countkreepyhead

After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)By Countkreepyhead