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forget any "moral of the story," the real meaning of Hansel and Gretel lies hidden between the lines... like a real-life Da Vinci Code — Hansel and Gretel is a literary treasure map filled with secret clues meant only for people like us to suss out and follow... clues that lead to a meaningful, real-life treasure that's been lost for over 200 years... a deep dive into the dark forest of Western European History and Culture, the story explains who the real villains are, how they're still with ...
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The Revenge of the Grimms, or: An Episode That’s Best Served Cold
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59:19In this episode we dish on the Grimm’s secret obsession with revenge, and solve the mystery of the stepmother switcheroo once and for all PART 1 [04:32] - In which we learn that the Grimms are running a blue light special on sexual reassignment surgery PART 2 [11:54] - In which we read a troubling bible story, repeat a cliché that’s anything but wo…
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The Grimms Meet a Bond Villain, or Game of Dominos
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1:02:00The Grimm brothers challenge Goldfinger to a high stakes game of dominos. Nobody wins but somebody orders a pineapple pizza and history starts repeating itself. Dominos fall, Richie Havens sings, and the Grimm boys show their true color(s) PART 1 [03:51] In which we quote some experts, and boldly go where none of them have gone before PART 2 [08:17…
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Hans and Franz meet Fritzi-Willi, or it’s Party Time, Biatches!
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1:29:25In Ep.40 the Grimms try making literary magic and pull everything but the kitchen sink out of their, um, hats. Consider it an act of Bogus Pocus. Part 1 [02:38] - In which we complain about the Grimms’ complaining, but then we cut to the chase, and name the guy who got their peppers hot in the first place... we also introduce his wife — who was kno…
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The Eternal Wisdom of Virgil Sollozzo, or: How to Make a Killing in Real Estate. Alotta Killing.
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59:31In Ep.39 the Grimms write a clunky, cranky op-ed piece and raise the ghost of Virgil Sollozzo Part 1 [11:16] - In which we find the Grimms embellishing the truth, and sneaking some personal complaints into the story… complaints that only you and I were supposed to hear Part 2 [17:58] - In which we debate the meaning of belief in turtles and end up …
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In Ep. 38 we learn a new catchphrase, there's more talk about baked goods, and the Grimms pitch us a few balls and strikes Part 1 [04:49] - In which we do some clock watching, and try to guess what’s really being sold in the Vatican bakery shop Part 2 [14:44] - In which we repeat ourselves, and hear something very scary, and very new, and very scar…
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The Check's in the Mail, or: Wake the F*** Up!
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1:14:19In Ep.37 we smell something fishy, meet a member of the Illuminati, and discover the source of the famous imposter syndrome Part 1 [07:37] - In which we're told: the check's in the mail Part 2 [26:59] - In which we hear a dead German poet talking poetry, and a dead German philosopher talking smack... we have reason to mention the Illuminati, and a …
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In Ep.36 we rub some sticks together, light a campfire, and roast some heretical marshmallows Part 1 [07:07] - In which we learn why Ed Sullivan didn’t want Jim Morrison singing his full-throat version of Light my Fire on live TV Part 2 [26:44] - In which Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer shows up on New Year’s Eve and separates the party goers from t…
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In Ep.35 we let the cat out of the bag, and Hansel gets a lesson in the missionary position Part 1 [08:28] - In which we let the cat out of the bag, give her a nice old Nordic name, and before you know it, hooray, it’s Friday! Part 2 [33:27] - In which we discuss the missionary position on Easter Sunday, and discover a funky medieval connection bet…
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In Ep. 34 we visit Switzerland and India, and find that we all need more cowbell Part 1 [03:20] - In which we see how the head is often clueless concerning what the heart knows, and what the heart wants... and what it wants is: Swiss cheese??? Part 2 [23:43] - In which Hansel tells a little white lie… we go scouring the internet in search of the tr…
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Runes and Rosaries and Rude Awakenings, or: Time to Make the Donuts
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29:56In Ep. 33 we have one hell of an early wake-up call, and wish we were all back in West Virginia??? Part 1 [05:43] - In which we have cause to mention the Anabaptists, and, uh oh, it’s time to make the donuts Part 2 [22:26] - In which we have real teamwork... and, some historic subterfuge Part 3 [26:35] - In which nostalgia plays an interesting part…
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In Ep. 32 Hansel takes a well deserved snooze while we contemplate the difference between Plan A and Plan B Part 1 [04:40] - In which we do some late night thinking about Plan A Part 2 [08:43] - In which we do some more thinking about Plan A, and find out what Plan B is all about Part 3 [17:59] - In which the Grimms bring up a famous little point o…
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Talking Heads or Plastic Jesus & Velvet Elvis
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58:55In Ep. 31 we spill the beans on Hermes Trismegistus, the Magic 8-Ball, and Hansel's Strange Uncle Albert Part 1 [03:34] - In which we spill the beans on Hermes Trismegistus and find out what kind of hat he doesn't wear Part 2 [15:51] - In which we read the most infamous passage in Antiquity, and find out what Hermes Trismegistus has to do with mowi…
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In Ep. 30 we find the real Doctor Faust, John Oliver, and a Renaissance MeToo movement, all hidden within the symbolism of Hansel's Moon Rocks Part 1 [03:34] - In which we meet the real Dr. Faustus and find out he was the Julia Child of Renaissance magic Part 2 [15:51] - In which we learn about the connection between AI, the Magic 8 Ball, and a cou…
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The Great Revelation, or: Lutheran Stew on a Plate
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26:21In Ep. 29 we get hold of a super-early draft of Life of Brian, a former pimp and gangbanger regales us with his exploits, and we order pizza but end up with a messy plate of stew, instead. Part 1 [08:04] - In which the all time greatest game of Simon Says gets its due Recognitions. Part 2 [14:40] - In which we hear about the origins of Pizzagate fr…
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The world’s longest game of telephone, or: gospel gossip
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33:50In Ep. 28 we get an apology from a Vatican PR specialist, we meet the guy who invented Simon Says, and we do some “Fair and Balanced” reporting on what’s gospel and what’s not. Part 1 [05:03] - In which we listen in on a game of Vatican telephone, hear about the earliest Marvel comic book ever written, and pick up some titillating bit of gospel, er…
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That's a Bozo No-No or: Welcome to Camp Simon
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35:13In episode 27 we go on a magical mystery tour through the dark tunnel of Theurgy, looking for the real Simon Magus Part 1 [09:05] - In which we finally meet the Cumean Sibyl and learn about her travel agency business Part 2 [20:49] - In which we get to choose a summer camp, the Vatican, um, "opens the books," and we get to play a game of telephone …
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Hansel and Gretel meet Rocky and Bullwinkle or: The Emerald Tablet goes Flying
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52:53In E. 26 we stick our noses deeper into the magical darkness of Hermeticism, get deeper insight into the Emerald Tablet, and find a new connection between Hansel's Moon rocks and Hermes Trismegistus: in Sweden Part 1 [11:15] - In which we fall asleep while reading the Emerald Tablet, and find ourselves dreaming about some furry cousin of Rocky the …
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In E. 25 we hit a fairytale fashion show, get a new urge to go chasing rabbits, and then we say hello to the numen Part 1 [02:11] - In which we watch Hansel trying to make enough coin to keep everyone’s shit together Part 2 [16:24] - In which we hit a fashion show of fairytale couture and end up giving three cheers for the designer Part 3 [22:24] -…
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In episode 24 we take a whole lotta measurements, mix apples and oranges and oreos, and eventually have to flip a coin Part 1 [01:58] - In which we flip a coin and come up with a new definition for AI Part 2 [25:49] - In which we dabble a bit in astrology and alchemy, and end up tossing our moon rocks into a pond Part 3 [32:41] - In which we say a …
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In episode 23 we bring back some moon rocks and get a lesson in Alchemy 101 Part 1 [05:01] - In which we turn on the projector and watch some home movies of a moon landing, and then we find out that our intuition is on a mission: to Chicago Part 2 [23:13] - In which we get a lesson in Alchemy 101, and…um…phew…! *transcripts and links for each episo…
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In E.022 we have a Medieval Mr. Rogers Moment as Hansel gets himself ready to make some real magic Part 1 [06:59] - In which we watch the little brother escape all conscious control; we send Penn and Teller up the tree, and then we get ready for some real magic when the Grimms hand us a Grimoire Part 2 [20:08] - In which the Grimms give us a Mediev…
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In E. 021 we find out that the left hand knows exactly what the right hand is up to Part 1 [07:20]: In which we hear about the Yin and Yang of Hansel and Gretel, and spend a few sleepless nights trying to figure out what GRACE has to do with insomnia Part 2 [20:23]: In which we find out that the Grimms put out a contract on the first Frau Holzhacke…
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In episode 20 we break out the philologic toolbox and end up with a casket of real fairytale gold Part 1 [04:54] - In which we find Socrates moonlighting as a Taxi Driver Part 2 [14:30] - In which we go metal detecting in a library and find that our breadcrumb trail is leading us on a detour to Italy Part 3 [29:29] - In which we take a little cruis…
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In episode 19 we attend one of those dinner theater thingy-s where we catch a show, and get served a heaping portion of steak tartare with a side of blood sausage Part 1 [05:23] - In which we find out that there are a helluva lot of cannibals among us — and not ALL of them are zombies Part 2 [15:37] - In which we board the Time Machine and get ours…
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In episode 18 we take a close look at the bearded lady, visit one of Al Capone’s favorite hangouts, and find the historic typo responsible for everyone’s bad conscience Part 1 [06:17] - In which we join a mob, walk through some celebrity’s split-level house, and then finally get to see the bearded lady, up close and personal Part 2 [23:33] - In whi…
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In episode 17 we hit the jackpot by dumpster diving, get ourselves one helluva fancy box, and then attend not one, but 3 barbecues, one of which is guaranteed to give us all goose bumps Part 1 [08:24] - In which we find that the gingerbread in our story is not only missing a key ingredient: Selbstwertgefühl, it had a weird, bitter substitute baked …
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In episode 16 we meet the Real Housewives of Casa Holzhacker, as well as a few Holzhacker, um, blood relatives Part 1 [02:21] - In which we spend a little quality time with, the, uh, FAMILY... Part 2 [07:17] - In which we get awfully serious about comedy... by chopping onions...??? Part 3 [18:09] - In which we zig and zag our way through a dense, d…
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In episode 15 we deconstruct some famous celebrity recipes and then go shopping for used cars and kitchen appliances I call it: the nuclear powered toaster oven Part 1 [04:08] - in which we learn the original recipe for baking gingerbread cookies Part 2 [11:33] - in which we cook up some Ayahuasca, hallucinate a scene from the Godfather, and find a…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, October 11, 2021 - Luna enters Capricorn and Saturn turns Direct... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller…
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, October 10, 2021 - Luna's in Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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Zeitgeist for Saturday, October 9, 2021 - Luna enters Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - …
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Zeitgeist for Friday, October 8, 2021 - Luna's in Scorpio... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wor…
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, October 7, 2021 - Luna enters Scorpio and Venus enters Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighte…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, October 6, 2021 - There's a New Moon in Libra and Pluto turns Direct... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nig…
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Zeitgeist for Tuesday, October 5, 2021 - Luna enters Libra... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wo…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, October 4, 2021 - Luna's in Virgo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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uh oh, get ready for some tough love feedback
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4:16Zeitgeist for Sunday, October 3, 2021 - Luna enters Virgo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wor…
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today is an astrologic trip to the Underworld
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4:21Zeitgeist for Saturday, October 2, 2021 - Luna's in Leo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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your expertise is the subject of intense interest today
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4:06Zeitgeist for Friday, October 1, 2021 - Luna enters Leo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, September 30, 2021 - Luna's in Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, September 29, 2021 - Luna's in Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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expect to feel nurtured AND to feel like nurturing something
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4:36Zeitgeist for Tuesday, September 28, 2021 - Luna enters Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, September 27, 2021 - Luna's in Gemini and Mercury turns Retrograde... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nightell…
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, September 26, 2021 - Luna enters Gemini... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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today is the real-deal Chill you've been waiting for
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3:13Zeitgeist for Saturday, September 25, 2021 - Luna's in Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Friday, September 24, 2021 - Luna's in Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This w…
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, September 23, 2021 - Luna enters Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Th…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, September 22, 2021 - Luna's in Aries and Sol enters Libra... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and…
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Zeitgeist for Tuesday, September 21, 2021 - Luna enters Aries... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, September 20, 2021 - Luna's in Pisces... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This w…
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