Scott is visited by aliens. Ian makes a sick riff out of Belphegor’s Prime. New segment introduced: Animal Vs Animal Which Animal Is More Metal This One Or That One.

Scott predicts the end of SCOTTCast with Belphegor’s Prime. Ian drinks from two cups. Diogenes approves of public masturbation.

Scott interrupts Year of Metal for a gameshow because he finally made a pun.

Scott picks up lockpicking as a sport. Ian reads the CIA guide to simple sabotage. Allegations as a promotional strategy for David’s YouTube channel. Idaho bans boobs and truck nuts in sweeping bill.

Ian can’t give away Mayhem tickets. Scott has a dream. Bronwyn’s Choice enters the running as a possible SCOTTCast Production.

Ian has a VHS cleaning machine on layaway. Scott is caught downloading Californication. Bloodbath goes through the SCOTTCast Metal Rating System. Demons and titties decorate a van. Does irony ruin the artistic value of b-movies?

Scott critiques an AI-generated metal theme and tests a Nebraska beer. Ian dodges his cat Bela Lugosi’s cable-chewing antics and sips a dry-hopped lager. Celine Dion’s ball will go on. Paranormal disinformation KGB muppet campaigns.

Scott obsesses over materials. Ian welcomes the Year of Metal. Will the SCOTTCast guys measure their night boners together?

Scott declares 2025 to be The Year Of Metal. Ian offers advice on not being a poser. David suggests neck exercise.

In the second chapter of Hamtramck Avengers Vs. The Gorpis, our heroes attempt to find answers at the local school.

Scott enters into his adult era. Ian possibly revises his Rich Bastard tax plan. David carves his name into bars of soap.

A chill pod. Tape acquisitions are discussed. Scott tries to give Ian an existential crisis and fails. Ian contemplates the possibility of a cake farting cat sitter.

Ian proposes a retirement plan for himself. Scott contemplates Camus. Mike Tyson gives advice to a child. Music selection for cruise liners.

Scott looks to robots for literary validation. Ian grapples with the idea George Clooney is making moves on his wife. David makes solo vacation plans as a rule.

The robots love SCOTTCast, and they started a show talking about our latest podcomic series, The Hamtramck Avengers vs The Gorpis! Listen as they try their best.

For our 200th episode, we did something weird. We got resident actor extraordinaire Bendy Armes to join us and improvise a 12 part Hamtramck Avengers Podcomic! To be released over the next twelve episodes as bonus episodes, join us on an adventure at times thrilling and moving.

David joins Scott at SCHQ to talk fiction. Scott dons a banana costume. David’s instagram is infested with cosplay chicks. Space News. Drew watches Feudcast, possibly post-coital.

Scott gets emotional. David is blamed for lack of episodes. Ian feeds bees tears.

David needs pressure to make content. Ian and Scott try to figure out who in the triumvirate is sexiest.

SCOTTCast gets a new headquarters. Ian and Scott go to Showtime. SCOTTCast is threatened by new policies from Apple Podcasts. Ian gets a sexy vegan cookbook. Scott has final wishes upon his death for David to fulfill.

Scott is back in Hamtramck. Ian smokes a pipe. Controversial figures in history.

Spicy Boy Charlz joins the Triumvirate to play a game valuing Ian’s VHS collection and talking wild pig invasions. Check out these twitch channels! Our DND Channel Spicy Boy’s Channel

Drew and Ian join Scott for the second day in a row. Ian brings Trick Or Truth. Scott shows everyone an alien penis. 1svBFLmWyo8CUVxjmkpT

In which Drew and Ian team up to discover what kind of writer Drew’s Mom really is.

Scott gets injured playing DnD. Ian wakes up at night thinking of Catholic school. Watch on YouTube

The last podcast in Sunny Hamtramck’s SCOTTCast HQ. We talk aliens.

Spicy Boy Charlz told us to talk about butterflies and we did it. Scott’s preferred superpower would be to not shit. Ian delves into consciousness and ponders his possible life as a crust punk. All of this is directly related to butterflies.

Ian takes Scott to a metal show.

Triumvirate reunites. Ian defends the ellipsis. David wants to start a fake true crime show. Scott starts Bumfuzzling.

Drew makes a triumphant return after 86 episodes and challenges SCOTTCast to a Pod War. This time, his cohost is a familiar voice to all SCOTTCast listeners. Ian gets called to the carpet. Drew gets his picture taken. Scott doesn’t understand acting.

The birth of Robot Ian. Some advice on fitting passions into your life. Kill Run Kill brings us a cave dweller and a toe chewer.

Scott and Ian chat over the internet-waves. What’s politics like today? How much have you been paid to jerk off? Stuff like that.

Ian makes oopsies. David tells off a twelve year old girl. Scott experiments with the format.

Ian and Scott get ready for Astronomicon. Ian provides therapy to ChatGPT. The LAPD’s latest policy change is debated in a lively round of Boss Talk / Dumb Fuck.

Scott and Ian discuss hypotheticals

Ian wears a werewolf hoodie. Scott plans to monetize his girlfriend’s claw machine skills. What would Hell be like for you?

Scott successfully predicts the winner of the Super Bowl. Ian proposes alternative sports for the American public. Brought to you by Athletic Greens: It Makes Your Dick Hard Visit The SCOTTCast Store and get yourself a hat, a t-shirt, or like a scrunchie, or a pair of boxer briefs.

The return of Marshall & Hank. Scott is a health influencer. Ian’s watching the doomsday clock.

Scott and Ian produce the most complete episode of any podcast ever podcasted. Nazis and the cancelled Justin Roiland. A premature Astronominouncement. Scott is over-caffeinated and tries his hand at solving mysteries. Sports? Promos!

Ian and Scott let ChatGPT do their heavy work. Ian wants to get rid of a book. A romance author comes back from the dead, is not wanted.

Scott brings fernet and cusswords from Argentina. Ian takes the helm of Zombeez. The buck stops at The Dix.

The Trick or Truth Special 2022! Julia and Alexis joins the guys. The ghost of Norm Macdonald.

Scott thinks upon his sins. Ian and David compete to be Bendy’s best friend in the new game, Is It Bendy?

SCOTTCast proves they are the greatest sports broadcasters in history. Ian and Scott tell their football stories. David talks fantasy strategy while his fantasy team loses to Scott.

SCOTTCast is back and busting at the seams with content! Does Scott live in a tattered empire and does he look like a handsome actor who plays a lechorous fiend? Thirst shaming Adam Levine. Noticias de Abejas en Espanol. Ian brings the fire with a seven movie edition of Trick Or Truth

Scott achieves enlightenment and practices voodoo. Ian aspires to torpor. Plant-Based Human Flesh Burgers – should we eat them? Movie reviews: Invasion of the Bee Girls and Jurassic World. Book review: the elementary particles.

Scott stares at his landlord’s bush and rambles. Pensive thoughts after a memorial. The discovery of a new step in bird evolution. Loneliness and life updates.

Checking in during our summer hiatus. Ian and Scott beat Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis. Go primal during slight stressors, see what happens. That’s Ian’s advice. Scott eats the marshmallow. SCOTTCast Citizen Of The Week goes to a ponzi schemer. Scott’s retirement plan is to disappear. Go to thescottcast.com/escape to fund our own disappearance. Ian…

It’s been awhile! Living The Dream

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