Two Crippled Zombies is a Horror Movie Podcast starring Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike. For each episode you will get a full rating and review of the horror movie that is picked. The show discusses the entire plot and along the way some trivia, and lighthearted criticism thrown in. We also take pride with not veering away from the topic at hand or going off on tangents. Overall, when it comes down to it this show is all about laughing and having fun at the same time showing that its professi ...
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This week's episode we go over the 6th installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. This movie has everything! The Wicked Freddy, exploding heads, 3-D special effects, cameos, dream demons and Freddy Krueger wielding the "Nintendo Power Glove". It even has a fully revealed origin story. And guess what? It has nothing to do with any of the pr…
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
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1:02:09In the last movie reigning dream master champion Alice knocked out ole Freddy, only to find herself knocked up in this installment. With an unborn son whose prenatal naps mean preternatural nightmares for Alice and her graduating Springwood friends. Does this installment deliver a SUPER Freddy movie? Or is this an unworthy heir to the ongoing franc…
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
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1:07:19The never should have buried him......he's not dead! Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog who pisses fire. I know right? Listen in to hear our take on the ridiculousness of this awesome movie.By dharvey3084
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
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59:08Welcome to primetime bitch! Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike fall Into the Fire as they discuss the third installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Don't miss this hilarious episode. It's bonkers!By dharvey3084
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
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1:02:06"You Are All My Children Now!" Why is there "Unintentional" Homosexual undertones? Why did the family's bird explode? Listen in as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike discuss a very confusing sequel.By dharvey3084
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This is where it all began thanks to Wes Craven! A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to a new slasher villain.... Freddy Krueger! Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they discuss one of the most Iconic horror films of all time.By dharvey3084
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Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike take a "sedagive" with Mel Brooks monster movie parody Young Frankenstein! Exploring one of the greatest comedies of all time. Diving in its brilliant blend of satire and homage, marvel at the FANTASTIC performances, and laugh about the unforgettable dialogue. Don't MISS OUT!…
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Hatchet is a love letter to the slasher/gore films of the late 70's and early 80's. It follows the formula perfectly! Fun cameos by Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Blair Witch Project's Josh Leonard. And a dramatic scene with Kane Hodder. Take the swamp tour with us as we discuss this crazy and ridiculous movie.…
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CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYM....... We better not finish that. On this week's episode we went back to discuss the original Candyman from 1992. Tony Todd is fantastic, but the score is what makes this movie great.By dharvey3084
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On this episode JB Ghoul & Misfit Mike break down the blood-soaked mayhem of Damien Leone's Terrifier 3. The story, characters, over the top ridiculousness and the amazing practical effects of the jaw dropping kills. And let's not forget the man himself David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown! Listen in to hear one crazy discussion with Two Crippled…
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Dracula Dead and Loving it is a spoof of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's light on the plot, but full of goofy gags and Mel Brooks Humor. Listen in while Johnny and Mike discuss this hilarious Mel Brooks movie.By dharvey3084
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On this episode we stay at The Dolphin Hotel in Room 1408! Listen in as we discuss the outstanding cinematography, brilliant performances and an evil room the charges $8 for beer nuts. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?By dharvey3084
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Johnny B. Ghoul and a special guest discuss the 2015 movie Goosebumps. Between the characters, cgi, cinematography and vibrancy, this movie somehow worked. Listen in as you'll hear about favorite characters, scenes and more. We hope you enjoy!By dharvey3084
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This is the last installment of our Jeepers Creepers episodes. Jeepers Creepers Reborn is the 4th movie in the franchise. Sit back and relax as we discuss this unbelievably awful movie. This is the first time we have ever talked this poorly about a movie. Were the writers high when writing this? What the HELL is wrong with the cgi? Did the actors e…
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What the Hell did we just watch!?!? What went wrong with this 3rd installment of the franchise!?!? Was it horrible cgi? Terrible acting? Less kills? Listen in as we discuss the craziness of this movie. We hope you get some good laughs like we did.By dharvey3084
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Johnny and Mike take a bus ride with a bunch of whiny high schoolers in this second installment of The Jeepers Creepers franchise. What was in the director's head when making this movie? What's different about this from the first movie? Tune in to find this out and more! It's absolutely Bonkers!!!By dharvey3084
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Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike take the scenic route and discuss Jeepers Creepers. BEATNGU though this franchise and excited about it!By dharvey3084
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This week we dig into the nostalgia of Summer of '84 released in 2018. We discuss the retro suburban vibes and dissect the undertones of adolescent investigation. Join us as we get into talking about this killer Canadian movie.By dharvey3084
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What the hell was that??? I think I heard something! Join Two Crippled Zombies as they discuss musical chairs, porn, ghosts, and more while waiting for the hazmat team on the Last Shift.By dharvey3084
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Just one last Christmas movie we had to do! This is a horror parody of The Grinch, and it is downright BONKERS!!! We knew this wouldn't win any awards. That's not to say that we didn't like it because we did. But we expected more from this movie. We discuss many things on this episode. Of course, David Howard Thorton (aka Art The Clown) and his per…
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Who hates children, you, and all that is good? That's right! It's Santa Claus! And he's making a list...pray you're not on it!!! Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the demon son of Satan and he's about to wreak havoc in Hell Township. And play another round of Curling??? What the hell did we just watch?!?!? Tune in to hear our discussion about one of the mos…
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With Christmas right around the corner we decided to talk about the worlds most pissed off sno-cone. That's right! The Killer Snowman Jack Frost that released in 1997. In this ridiculous episode we discuss fake snow, blow dryers, antifreeze, Shannon Elizabeth, and much more. Tune in for some good old fashioned Christmas horror.…
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GUYS! There's a crazy man with a gun running around in a bdsm suit! What the Hell? On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies we talk about a Wes Craven Classic. Join in to hear the goofy dialogue along with some interesting facts.By dharvey3084
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On this episode we remember Tony Todd by discussing the first horror film he ever did. The remake of Night of the Living Dead from 1990! We'll admit there are a lot of horrible and unnecessary remakes out there. This is NOT one of them! Director Tom Savini (The King of Splatter) knew exactly what he was doing on this one. We had a lot of fun with t…
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It's that time of year. Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike bolt into the cornfields of the 2023 horror sensation Dark 'Harvest.' Autumn's chill descends upon a small town that is held by the fear of ol' Sawtooth Jack. Every Halloween night he has a craving for bloodshed and pure chaos. He must be stopped or else. This is a nightmare you don't want to m…
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Get ready to carve up that pumpkin with another episode from Two Crippled Zombies! This time around we go trick or treating with Josh Hasty's Candy Corn. An original Slasher film with outstanding performances and practical fx. Listen as we discuss and dissect the craziness of this movie.By dharvey3084
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This movie was considered a fun family flick in the 90's. For old school Ernest lovers this is 100% nostalgic. Listen in on some fun trivia involving Jim Varney, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and more!By dharvey3084
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Join horror hosts Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike for their first episode as they discuss John Capenters Body BagsBy dharvey3084
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Welcome to our new show Two Crippled Zombies. In this trailer we simply introduce our new show & who we are. Listen in for more.By dharvey3084
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